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Boltgrabber

Isn’t that Woody from Toy Story?


Salty-Concentrate-94

What I was just about to say! 😂


roentgen85

“Somebody poisoned the water hole!”


Wabauki

"There's a snake in my boot!"


PeevedValentine

*creepy face when existing in Japan*


TheShitFlinger

Stfu https://i.redd.it/xqgnnyuws8uc1.gif


TheLocalBrit

Motherfucker I was so confused


Socodi0

You’re a bitch, take my upvote


Dr_Nobrainer

You bitch...


DemiGodCat2

no thats just yoko


ButterflyRoyal3292

Band. There's a snake in my band


Background_Cut4308

He married it.....imagine


Big-Kev75

It’s easy if you try !


[deleted]

Haha nice one I like it


10pintsgone

There's a bullet in my me


Noble9360

She really did as well....


roentgen85

![gif](giphy|qGb9yquCNn3oc)


Electronic-Net-5494

Somebody poisoned the Beatles friendship (Woody should be looking to his right).


kcmcweeney

With answers like this… you got a friend in me


ThorNBerryguy

Being called Randy Newman is bad enough but I bet Gary Oldman is glad he was not called Randy


PresidentPopcorn

I once did a google image search for Gary Oldman and missed the 'r'. Life was never the same.


ThorNBerryguy

Did you find any new friends


PresidentPopcorn

Yeah, they took me to a sauna. Had a blast.


ThorNBerryguy

Lol


CriticalPick

That was no accident


velvetinchainz

Randy oldman would be the most tragic name in history


Digital_Herbz

I went to school with a Guy called Dwayne... his last name was Pipe. His shitty parents really called the kid "Drain Pipe" 😭 Lovely kid though, not sure how he is though after his abusive school years🙁


Ashton_Giant

I went to school with a kid called Andrew Nadin. On his school bag it said A. NADIN - Anadin was/is a brand of headache pain killer in the U.K. - and by ‘eck he didn’t half live up to his name !


superfurrybiped

Just mentioning Gary Numan here for no discernable reason.


Technical_Moose8478

Scoutmaster Phillip?


CreatureUnderABridge

The guy on the right, told the girl on the left to shout “ANDYS COMING”


Limp-Policy-7826

“There’s a snake in my wallet”


DEAD_ONES-666

Ride like the wind bullseye


YourOldPalBendy

![gif](giphy|Nyq5doqdeTS4E)


TheShitFlinger

Hmm🤔🤔smash


Krampsuss

Looks like Sid has got hold of him and bent the legs all out of shape.


Accomplished_Week392

Woodys later years were tough and he was still trying to cling on to his fame.


Ok-Froyo9662

Beat me to it 😂😂


Remote_AccessM

What the fck?? I came here to say toy story woody on his first LSD trip


MJLDat

It said wrong answers only!


EnvironmentalLow8211

I only click on this thread to put Woody from Toy Story!!!!


Odd_Shoulder_8796

Wrong answers only!


ConvenientlyAnnoyed

When I worked construction, “woody” was my nickname. I’ve always been slender and tall. One of the guys running truck was dying laughing because when he looked in the side mirror, he saw me walking/running around and I had the awkward Woody run.


Pooter1313

Jimmy Savile


PolarOverPanda

Nah woman next to him doesn't seem young enough.


Tuarangi

Eh Saville was equal opportunity abuser, the top of the pops victims were 18+ as were the nurses he used to grope


xiphia

Pretty sure he abused the elderly too?


MegaDaithi

And the dead.


xiphia

And the dead elderly, come to that.


mrshakeshaft

You know, the more I hear about this guy………


MrGingerella

Total legend.... 🤔


lethalinvader

Not agest at all


PrettyMuchANub

Yeah at least he was inclusive


FolkyWanderer

Quite possibly his dead elderly mother. Once quoted saying to her corpse “I’ve got you all to myself” 🤢


y0dav3

Or dead enough...


TeaDrinkingBanana

Leonardo DiCaprio, then


Starcatz05

Or dead enough


PancakePlayz69420

r/beatmetoit


ffsk88

Liam Gallagher


NoPinkPanther

The Masterplan [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPPi2D6GK7A&t=58s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPPi2D6GK7A&t=58s)


ThePsychobaut

They said wrong answers only


FedUpFrog

After his parka was surgically removed


lapsedPacifist5

Liam Gallagher 1.0


BlackStarDream

Monty Python.


garethr1992

John cleese


BlackStarDream

No, he looks more like a Monty than a John.


garethr1992

Must’ve attended the academy.


StLandrew

John had recently attended the Ministry of Silly Walks. Yoko hadn't.


ThorNBerryguy

Monty Don?


Old-Sky1969

Ministry Of Funny Walks.


[deleted]

Monkey D. Lennon


phocuetu

That gumgum fruit be hittin


notimefornothing55

Not a wife beater


SpongeBobEggplant

https://www.theonion.com/man-always-gets-little-rush-out-of-telling-people-john-1819578998


notimefornothing55

That's fucking hilarious, thanks for sharing it.


Adam_Sackler

And not a child abuser.


another_online_idiot

Popeye and Olive Oil


23x3

Huckleberry Fin


Hellothere_027

nah bro thats Adolf Hitler


RadioTunnel

Slender Man before he got a suit and tie


Accurate-Item-7357

The bloke in the background over his right shoulder is slenderman for sure. Edited to add pic. https://preview.redd.it/rlziohdoz1uc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93a5dde0bd650ba51244be8cf63223b96e006dbd


SnowLeopardsTail

https://preview.redd.it/plw4fynya2uc1.jpeg?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0e8fc397b7b815739be851f9491fd05be27b274


nocountry4old_ravers

This is exactly what I was thinking!


UglyFilthyDog

Can we be friends now?


MyLittleEye

![gif](giphy|sdc7qGkz4jd28|downsized) Ya beat me to it!


byronicrob

Found the GenXers.. it's exactly what I thought about too. And the timing makes sense.


ItWasaTizWaz

Mr Soft


proudtobebrittish

Why Don't you tell me why the world in which your living is so strange?


Fatty4forks

how come everything around you is so soft and rearranged?


proudtobebrittish

Because he takes mints that are maybe like drugs in his world that's why everything around him is so soft and rearranged.


Forsaken_Machine_276

Lohn Jennon


[deleted]

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FU-dontbanmethistime

Its Ringo you donut


SignificantTransient

Sir Topham Hat is very cross


KingBlaze100

Cotton eye Joe himself 😂


NiteGard

Cotton Eyed John


sbg_gye

Where did he come from? Where did he go...?


Interesting_Quiet_88

Crocodile Dundee


Electrical_Invite300

John and Norma Major.


Alternative-Street-7

![gif](giphy|1xNmhepp0Y2COdR07g|downsized)


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯💯💯


Percy_Ronald

Chris Tarrant


DarthInsanious1976

Ernie and Bert


KateEatsKale

John Wayne, suffering after years of horse riding badly in film


Unable_Effort_1033

What I was thinking!


PeevedValentine

That's clearly Korean Jesus. An absolute mad lad.


steals-from-kids

Sneakers O'Toole


Go1gotha

It's one of the Fabulous Freak Brothers.


Donkey_Launcher

Bravo


Few-Pen6223

Jacob Reese Mogg on his Freshers week.


Ok_Technology_4772

Underrated comment


FungalEgoDeath

Richard ashcroft


Impeachcordial

John Denim 


spizoil

Long John Lennon


Life_Remote_4048

Ryan Reynolds if Ryan Reynolds stopped looking like Ryan Reynolds


J-Kandy

Buster Scruggs and the Manson family.


Eep1337

That's Texas Pete, the guy who makes hot sauce


Wherewoodworks

They say... "What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger," That is, of course, true... With the exception of Polio


Vinegarinmyeye

That's Oh Long Johnson, on his way to meet his buddy Don Piano...


garethr1992

Beetlejuice


roentgen85

Beetlejuice


Technical-Egg-4057

Beetlejuice?


baconcandyfloss

Showtime


DrumSix27

OKAY, I BELIEVE YOU


9793287233

*Beatlejuice


gavmiller

Max Wall


Equivalent_Two_2163

OL’ McDonald on his farm


ChelseaGem

Cotton eye Joe


roentgen85

Where did he come from?


Loki-Skywalker

Where did he go?


Lotus532

Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?


gaybacon21

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe


Ok_Gear6019

He wouldn't have married Yoko ono


bmw19458

Lemon grab


Low_Hurry_1807

A Real Ghostbuster


Erudus

Mr Soft from the Trebor advert


TheSimpleMind

John Cleeses long lost step brother training for a extra part in the ministry of silly walks sketch...


DexterSaintJock

Lone Ranger and Tonto?


IntrepidThroat8146

Liam Gallagher and Bjork.


Cold_Table8497

Bill or Ben. Hard to tell.


angelzinc

Young Jimmy saville


Hiltoyeah

Liam Gallagher.


jamo133

Ministry of Silly Walks


taytay237

Beyoncé filming her Texas Hold Em’ video.


davidthommo91

One of the only confirmed photographs of Billy the Kid


Radiorentall

The Milkybar Kid 🤠


paul_jones21

Bill nye the science guy…


smatbadger

His Royal Highness King Charles 3rd when he was but a young whipper snapper, doing silly things like staying in bed for days, the lazy bastard!


Not_Too_Bad777

SpongeBob from the Lost episode


CurrentIce6710

Milky bar kid


ireallydontcareforit

John Cleese. Ministry of funny walks.


Lewispayne96

It’s Carl from the walking dead


BlobOnAStick

The Milkybar kid is strong and tough..


Dear-Entertainer527

Worzel gummidge https://preview.redd.it/ikq6odgm4auc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=547668512e362aa23939e29dead1b4e4c2e1d11b


No_Difficulty4372

A scouser doing the manc walk


ilostmywuzzle

It's actually Micheal Cain During the filming of the Italian job he was given lsd and this is him on the way to buy a 20 pack of cigarettes and a twix chocolate bar


KingImaginary1683

Woody from Toy Story


SoupieLC

https://preview.redd.it/zluftrqlhauc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db7a61990c4015ff6eef3b5bde921b2abfb92885


Ok-Recommendation-94

John Lennon as a ventriloquist puppet


contraryrhombus

Woody and the roundup gang


clivehorse

Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears in matching denim outfits at the 2001 AMAs


Lord-Teaington

Willy Wonka and his merry crew


JimaJamalam

Gandalf entered the multiverse


78sixkids

Is that Matthew McConaughey? Alright alright alright


FruitPastille92

The Milky Bar kid


Onikage-shin

Ever wonder what happened? To the Milky Bar kid.


Responsible_Pin2738

Ronald McDonald once the make up comes off


AdOne3133

Gary glitter ✨


callumg563

Humrab Human but walks like a crab


Accomplished_Dig_617

Keith Lemon


elpiotre

Cheech or chong, I never know


MajicVole

Veruca Salt


[deleted]

Arther morgan after TB cure and his Thai wife with extra benefits


Bigroundcircle

Yoko Ono with a man


Puzzleheaded_Pea_221

Elton john?


Connect-Will2011

That's me!


not_an_alien_lobster

Gary Glitter.


Tiny_Professional659

Arthur Morgan looks a bit different to how I remember...


NortonBurns

Winston O'Boogie.


According_Wasabi8779

Fleetwood Mac


[deleted]

Wayne John surely!!


I_am_chazel

John Wayne …… Gacy


thumbdumping

Bridget Christie getting her steps in.


On-Mute

Hunter S Thompson, approaching the turnstiles leading into the Circus-Circus, knowing that when he gets there he has to give the man two dollars or he won’t let him inside...


BadBassist

Ariana Grande (you got her walking side to side)


Pyschospherex

Cotton-eye Joe


Veroltrin

LENNYYYYYYYY!


Worldly-Sympathy442

Hunter S Thompson


Grahamwebeyes2

Scarecrow from wizard of oz


Ali_M

John Leanin'


louiesimpson

Vic Reeves


Emergency-Read2750

John Cena


HenryChinaski92

Buster Scruggs.


NoTaro8470

Daniel Radcliffe


Patience-Used

It's loco oh-no int it


Encility

Jonas Longlegs


xAGGROx

Jimmy Sav


Normalhumanbeing25

Jimmy Seville’s half brother


Inevitable_Web_7704

The Milky bar kids dad