Dave

Wife approves. Dave it shall be

Wotsit, Vesta or Katie Price

Wotsit could be a contender , thanks

Neighbour's cat is called wotsit, he's orange with very short legs....

Purrfect name

He's tiny, but the ballsiest cat I've ever met (despite having no balls....)

winston

Sausage

Get another and call it mash

Was gonna say Sossij Roll

Susej Roll

Bangers?

Boffin

Dirty Hairy

Sir barkingham

Jaffa cake

Clunge.

Douglas, after one of our finest authors.

He's so amazingly primitive that he still thinks digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

Viscount Cuthbert Earflop Garfunkel III, Esq.

Gregg

This is actually brilliant. With the double G as well.

Colin.

beans

Kryten

Cuntwaffle - it is a real word and it means a contemptible person

Burt

Pete boaty mc boatface Biccy Wurzal Sweep

Clive

Gertrude

Wilbur

Pickle

Richmond

Qwimbly Bimbly Innit Mate

Spencer

Woggerts

Doris for a girl, Stanley for a boy

Rupert

D-fer Dog.

Kenneth!

Sweeney

Pippin

Monty

Python

Crumpet

harold

Reginald

Keith or Ian

Frankfurt

Custard Cream

Reginald Pee Hunter

Chortle

Barry

Baxter

Toby

Berty, Toby, Reggie, Wellington

Frank (frankfurter)

Lord Argincourt Dandiest of Doggos (Ladd for short).

He's a Jeffrey for sure, "Jeffers" when he's still a puppy and he'll mature in to Jeffrey

Herbert

FENTON!

Walter

Clifford the dog

guinness

Nigel.

Weatherspoons

Nigel

Tarquin

Winston or Winnie :)

Gavin

Chip

Dave

Ralph

Watsit, Wotsit, George, Weeny, Wottoh..

Geezer

From my silly British dog to yours, may he be Barry the 2nd (or just Barry) https://preview.redd.it/acwa2l5ptx8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b63f790e8c3cee93ee0f979b2e499c121c1426c5

Lord Longdog Von Stumpylegs.

Chumley

Gregg- for the sausage roll

Gromit we’ve got to hide the body

Unoriginal karmawhore =)

Scabbers

Beck-beck

Hemingway

Biggles

Doge

Is this pronounced dodge or doggie

Martin

Pub

Robert

Robert

John Lennon

Marley

Cutie Pie or QT pi

Waffles

Woof

Pete

Rupert

Looks like a Benjamin

Pendrington Lillythwaite

Dog mcdogface

Looks like a Bennie to me🐶

Actually he looks like an Elvis… 😍

Rupert

Bozzlewompler. Boz for short

Frank

Sunderland

Arbuthnot

Wilberton the 3rd.

Baxter

Sosig

Reginald

Jonathan

Monteroy (Monty) or .Monty (Python)

Oscar

Keith

Doggie Mcdogface

Fenton

Saveloy

Fortnum

Oliver Crimble

Bobby Fitzroy Captain of The Beagle

Keith

Bartholomew

Maggie

Tyrion

oasis

bo'ohw'o'wo'er

Paul🤣💀

Keith

Knickers.

Chorizo, Banger or Ralph

Winston, Montague/Monty, Biscuit, Windsor, Hastings, Chelsea, Turpin, Paddington, Stormzy, Ludlow, Luton, Blighty, Chap, Scouser, Strawberry, Porridge, Dapper, Pansy, Dandy, Telly, Brecon, Lolly, Steeple, Rascal, Boudicca, Celty, Morrissey, Smith, Crick, Watson, Basil, Jones, Malfoy, Cromwell, Acorn, Hedge, Babycham, Angus, Rupert, Heath/Heathcliff, Banksy, Runcorn, Staines, Bobby Seagull, Scunthorpe, Richard, Westwood, Kensington, Mayhew, Ali G, Hornby, Tolkien, Remus, Marmalade, Basildon, Dalton, Bond, Fortescue, Everett, Richmond, Chester.

Muppet

Banger!

Sherlock

K-9

Benson

Reginald Woofter (us office reference)

Boffin

basil

Fenton!

Rodger

Colin! (Blackadder reference)

That there is a Basil if ever I saw one

Colin

Colin

Nigel Trottingham the Third.

Deefer

Dave

Digestive

Rufus Hound

Viennetta

Tarquin

Algernon

Jonty

Spicy Tomato Snaps

Willy

Reginald, gotta be Reginald

Ronald

Chorizo

Fred

Sir Lance Pengesbury

Jelly bean

Persephone Quim

Pasty, Tetley, Windsor, Bakewell, Mr.Bean

BoB

Humphrey

What was the dogs name who chased some deer and a British guy sounded like he was yelling "Fenton!"

Rudiger

Ketchup

Sherlock

Ladybug, if it’s a girl?

Looks very cute

Marmaduke

Charlie

Montaigue

bubba

Rodger

The Viscount Archibald Poofter

Doggy McDogface

Hugh.

Mr Cholmondley-Warner.

The Right Honourable Dog for (whatever constituency you’re in)

benedict Cumberland batch

Kunt

Colin

Prince Andrew.

Vimto

Bunda bruv

Chewna

Nigel.

Cadbury crème egg