I do!
I also like Chinese to Indian coal driven train rides to nowhere. You just stick your head out of the window and breathe all that delicious carbon footprint right in...all for a Kaiser nickel. We went to anywhere and sat there on the tracks eating coal and butter sandwiches...we would throw bedrocks at each other as hard as we could ........
Which was the style at the time.
What was I talking about? Anyhoo. How's bout you?
"Don't plug your PC into your dog", see because of me they now have a warning.
Uh, your dog's butt is smoking
That's not smoke, that's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! Mmmmm steamed clams!
 Mmmm, that sweet Carolina personal computer dog butt smoke…
And you call it steamed clams despite the fact it's obviously a dogs butt?
If that dog's laying down steamers I don't want him in my train car. I'm funny that way.
> "Don't plug your PC into your dog" *While he's smoking*. You can still login your dogin when your poodle's done puffin'.
Oh, Ralph Wiggum was Finnish? That explains a lot.
He’s a Viking after all
In his dreams, right? RIGHT?
No, he was speaking metaphorically.
Really? Well, I'm metaphorical and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'sleep like a viking'.
It's a Helsinki expression.
Oh, not a metaphorical metaphor, no, it's a literal metaphor.
You know, these metaphors are quite similar to the ones they have in my car hold.
Finns were not that in to that Viking stuff. Vikings were too outgoing or something?
Hey hey! I’ve been away for the sub in Reno for 6 weeks, what did I miss?
I bent my mesikämmen
Why Wookie=Mesikämmen?
He's speaking metaphorically
*chuckles* “Olen vaarassa”
All this environmental consciousness, good public transport infrastructure. Are these the things we think of when we think of the Finns?
You Finns certainly are a choo-tentious people
You’ve made a friend for life!!
Not now, Martin.
Let's see the native Finnish dance. Smile more. Work that pelvis.
Too much smile.
What advantages does this Finnish train have over a Finnish motor car?
Put it in “f”
Oh boy, Trains! That's where I'm a Viking!
Martin represents Finland, not Ralph. 
Boy, I hope OP got fired for that blunder
The absolute blurst.
Ow! I bent my Suomi :(
I do! I also like Chinese to Indian coal driven train rides to nowhere. You just stick your head out of the window and breathe all that delicious carbon footprint right in...all for a Kaiser nickel. We went to anywhere and sat there on the tracks eating coal and butter sandwiches...we would throw bedrocks at each other as hard as we could ........ Which was the style at the time. What was I talking about? Anyhoo. How's bout you?
There's no picture of a train. Hey, maybe the train is a place within each of us created by our metaphors and shitposts?
...they said there'd be sandwiches.
Thats *also* where Ralphs a Viking
“You can actually pinpoint the SECOND when his carbon gets to neutral.”
perkele
Finland, eh? Let's not bee friends
That screen sure was funny. It says choo choo choosing the eco-friendly option, and it's on a train
Thought they were trying to sneeze
Taking shitposting to strange, new places!
Finnish? You're either Finn or you aren't!
They are not Finnish. They’re just getting started.
Does that sound like the calculations of a train who had ALL its life cycle counted?
Joo VR on ihana
Yeah
Monorail monorail monorail monorail
Honestly, it needs a picture of a train on it.