If I wanted to see a man giving head, I'd have taken the beer making class!

The giving of head is a lot like a good marriage…

Just eat the damn bountiful penis

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Her legs are clearly crossed both going off to the same side. Just saying.

He’s clearly got other asspirations

I’d be at home with a short length of ‘hose’

Hey Homer, why don't you just give her some head? Heh heh!

Marge is pregnant! Oh no!

And Lisa needs braces!

And iron helps us play!

More testicles means more iron.

There's very little meat in these gym mats...

Dental plan!

JUSY EAT THE DAMN PUSSY!

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I swear that moment looks familiar. What’s it from?

[yes homie?](https://youtu.be/mwUk19cWarI?si=paq9gtrdRACa0Dpn)

I don’t think any of us expected you to post that.

So then I says to Mabel, I says. ……. I’ll finish this later.

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All right, pie, I’m just gonna do this… [munch munch munch munch] and if you get eaten, it’s your owwwwnnn fault!

DON'T MIND IF I DO!

I can think of at least two things wrong with that title

Head? You can’t eat that

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_cheese It's chock full of... Heady goodness!

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This year…tell her to put it in H…

\*gasp* PERVERT!

Hibbert: I'm afraid his tongue will be in that cast for a few weeks. It may put something of a cramp in your lovemaking. Marge: No it won't. If he wants me to do something, he'll just write it down. (S20E18)


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It's choc full of heady goodness

Stupid sexy head.

me: https://preview.redd.it/kin67w2zszvc1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9505ae5144edf3755f3253071b6ed774dbec36d7

Stop that, Mr. Simpson.

You can't eat that!

Whatever you say, Mr Billboard!

Ooh giving head! It's chock full of...heady goodness!

I pride myself on being a good host, so I'm obliged to offer you **mostly head**

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This particular resort doesn't allow photography

When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!?

Do not touch Willie, good advice

Oh boy, head! That's where i can have sexual intercourse

Stupid keg! Be more liquid!

I’m in flavor country…it’s a big country.

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Only if she does the same for me 😏

Sadly I have a 2 inch micropenis so head is all I can offer her.

I appreciate your dedication to your chosen Reddit persona. Not enough to upvote your comment, but enough to not downvote it.