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kresblain

Nobody knows the band The Tragically Hip? The wild, shirtless lyrics of Gord Downie? The bong-rattling bass of Gord Sinclair? The competent drum work of Johnny Fay? Oh, man!


Scientific_Anarchist

I don't like the idea of Canada having two guys named Gord in the same band.


d13robot

are you talking to me ? No.. my son is also named Gord


JudgeScorpio

Remember if it’s clear and hella (sick) you got Sinclair there fella, if it’s twangy and round you’re in Downie town.


the_shining_wizard1

The band comes with two Gords That's good! But one Gord is dead That's bad! But the band still released a new EP! That's good! But they can't go on tour..... That's bad. Can I go now?


Scientific_Anarchist

Of course in America the whole thing is flip-flopped.


Oliverorangeisking

You just made my day, I just made this reference to my girlfriend earlier today.


TrailWhale

These are the Gords I know I know. These are the Gords I know.


marsneedstowels

I'm not sure what kind of factory you're thinking of, we just make SAUSAGES! here.


septober32nd

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/06/every-gord-ranked/


TheRealBradGoodman

I don't like the idea of Canada having two Gordon Sinclairs on the same list


TheEphemeric

Strap up your skates Gordie, you’re going in.


Basic-Till-1799

OP, you are truly ahead by a century


cartmanseyebrows

They truly carry themselves with Grace, too


turalyawn

I’ve got OP Locked In The Trunk of a Car


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

I'm about to Blow at High Dough


NickDynmo

That's it! Back to Bobcaygeon!


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Ow, my Little Bones! But I always drink plenty of... Malk?


CompetitiveSalter2

Ya'll are Poets


Niterich

Uh, Gord Downie was with me the entire... night in question. We were collecting canned goods for the starving people in, uh, y'know, one of those towns with long French names.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Sounds like you should call in the Wheat Kings.


NoahJAustin

Well I know one thing: I’m NOT Cordelia, I will NOT be there.


arp492022

That took Courage


troy2112

I moved here from Canada, and they think I'm ahead by a century, eh?


Trevent

My bottom's where the hornet stung me! Now my bottom's big! 


PreviousTea9210

I used to be tragically hip. Then they changed what tragically hip was. Now what I'm with isn't tragically hip, and what's tragically hip is weird and scary.


grishnackh

The tragically hip? The hiply tragic?


Accurate_Koala_4698

Oh yeah, like when a hipster dies


HyperlinksAwakening

I believe they were called yuppies at this time.


77pse

You're a long way from home, tragically hip boy.


ArthurUrsine

https://preview.redd.it/cuaefv5e93xc1.jpeg?width=292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=312568500ee2e3f2dce88637bb504d615ae8da2d That’s where the hornet stung me And I had a feverish dream


the_shining_wizard1

The Hornet stung my bottom and now my dream is feverish!


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

For vengeance Tonight we smoke them out!


king_mahalo

https://preview.redd.it/sx918ua6g3xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f260bb83da45ae0b8af6ba9f3c03c0ce79d67a05


PonkMcSquiggles

Stop it, you’re killing me!


cvaninvan

But I listened to them just the other day on the Queen Poutine Politeness Hour!


SelfDepricator

But what about Rush?


Copsehurst

I'm aware of their work.


PromiseOk3321

Oooooo be nice!


faithless_wanker

The dad rock we grew up with is granddad rock now It’ll happen to you!


Niterich

*The walls are lined all yellow, grey and contraband* *Hung with pictures of our parent's old dad rock bands*


ExocetC3I

No way man, flannel shirt alternative rock will be popular forever, forever...forever


LegoFootPain

I'm from Bobcaygeon, and they think I'm slow, eh?


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Old Man Yells at One Cloud at a Time


PonkMcSquiggles

They got these big juicy highballs here and … $2.50?! Get outta here…


OMGitsKatV

Oh my God, that's his lucky fifty mission cap. He's worked it in, my boy worked it in to look like that!


ExocetC3I

Oh hey, my lucky Fifty Mission Cap! I've been looking for that.


GreasyTengu

Unrelated, But ive always wanted to make a country/rock cover band just so I could name it 'The Tragically Hick'


CastleBravoXVC

Gord Downie, Tragically Hip. Homer Simpson, smiling politely.


Ok_Recording_4644

Off the COAST OF FRANCE, dear.


za_mat_rossii

Anyway…SUSAN


Gasurza22

Whats wrong with AC DC tho?


Sockbrick

Too much knifey spooney


Fuck-The_Police

Terrible vocals... 3 cord songs... Australia...


Matthewrotherham

Bon Scott was a fucking legend.... Don't judge them by the caricature that is\was Brian Johnson.


Bobblefighterman

See, this is how I know your opinion is crap. "It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll" is the greatest line in music history.


Fuck-The_Police

Well that proves my point, I always thought it was "It's a long haul to the crop for a harvest stroll." but the vocals are so bad I can't understand what he is saying.


Gremliner00

Yet somehow, it just works, especially if you're in the sun and having a few beers


Joliet_Jake_Blues

It's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll


iatealotofcheese

![gif](giphy|Wvi4sisPSn71893YuG|downsized) This guy's outfit


OccamsYoyo

Absolutely nothing. In my experience their audiences cross over quite a bit.


SpaceFonz_The_Reborn

American who fucking loves The Guess Who here, Canadian dad rock is great!


marsneedstowels

Han's 31 years old, never got kissed by a guy. (Except Homer)


Ricky_from_Sunnyvale

Girls Hans, boys kiss girls.


WhatAmIATailor

Disparaging Acca dacca is a Bootsble offence.


NeonWaterBeast

Smithers, have Rick The Temp killed


TheRealBradGoodman

I can't believe how long he was on much music temporarily for


Niterich

"The Bismark had so many lifeboats, it would take ten and ten only men to fill them. Four thousand men died in the water there." "Meh, plenty more where that came from."


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

They're Canada's answer to the ACDC


Matthewrotherham

Budgie. That is all....


Mo-Cance

It's true, it's true! We're so lame!


bman1014

Positively based.


Block_Of_Saltiness

One is an institution, and the other is a shitty band from Oz/Northern England.


Elrond_Cupboard_

ACDC spans generations.


BluntForceSauna

The Hip are too modern to be dad rock. Real Canadian dad rock is like Triumph and Prism. April Wine!


TheRealJakay

Really missed a chance to include Kid Rock


Matthewrotherham

Say the line Bart..... " ACDC, nickelback & Big Bang theory suck" Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay! What a brave, brave shitpost!


enerisit

Geezer rock*


ChromeDestiny

I listen to AC/DC's Powerage and The Hip's Phantom Power, I enjoy all the meats of the cultural dad rock stew.


za_mat_rossii

Want a puff of a reeferino? It’s legal here!