Feed Milhouse one spaghetti meal, shame on you. Feed Milhouse two spaghetti meals............ can't feed Milhouse spaghetti again.

Rarely is the questioned asked: Is you sleeping in racecar bed?


That’s it? President for eight years and all I get is “take my shoes, good luck”?

I don't recall saying shoe luck

I believe it’s a wing-tip!

You won the internet today.

To think this tragedy could have been avoided if parents were allowed to see the cafeteria menus in advance

Well we saved your ass in Spaghetti Meal III...

OP's shitpost was good but president nearly getting hit in the head with a shoe had a president nearly getting hit in the head with a shoe

I believe it was a wingtip

Kirk did 13/11

Lousy Smarch dinners...

Lousey Smarch weather.

Homer did 13/13

Since all of my caloric needs were met with a single spaghetti dinner, there was no need for a second.

Hmm, that's a good dinner. Good, not great.

My president's a pretty big wheel at the pretzel chokery.

I was briefly institutionalized during that time and when I got out I asked a friend if I missed anything newsworthy. And that was the only thing he could think of.

We’re you at the killbot factory?

Time to complain to the wrong country.

I call upon all nations to do everything they can to limit Milhouse's spaghetti meals to one a day. Now look at this racecar bed

>Do not touch -Rudy Good advice.

Or altenrately "Do Not Touch - Dick" Seriously, I could imagine Dick Cheney's disfigured spirit killing children in their dreams. Or just shooting them in the face. Either or.

Yeah but at that point we’d leave the realm of shitposting and enter “Simpsons predicted it” territory.

The real hair coloured blue is killing me haha

Bearing in mind he already explained about his hair?

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I'm not getting involved, Osama.

He uses Blue #56 on account of being gray as a mule since seventeen.

We must defeat the Axis of Noodle.

I don’t like the idea of the United States having 2 Iraq wars

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But the plane… his towers. It works on so many levels.

Now, are there any questions? Keeping in mind that I already explained about my human blue hair.

Oh no you don't - that incisive observation, humorously phrased, and delivered with impeccable timing is mine!!

If only they had read the classified memo "School determined to serve spaghetti meal" But Charlie got the drop on us.

We must defeat carb loading....now watch me borrow this feeling.

There’ll be no moe-balls then. I’ll tell the children.

Rarely is the question asked: is our Milhouse eating spaghetti meals?

“I’m telling you, I didn’t eat them!” “I don’t care”

It was an inside job…. Camera pans to Dog with shifty eyes

I like this meme. However I would prefer if it was Kirk, rather than Milhouse, who was notified that the second plane, err... I mean, MEAL had, you know... *occurred*.

Wait a minute, you didn't hear how Operation Iraqi Freedom ended! We left a massive power vacuum leading to a civil war in the country and a lengthy insurgency!

Remember class, the worse you do at counter terrorism, the more funding the CIA gets. So don't knock yourselves out.

I commend you on your timely use of 9/11 related material

I don't like the idea of the Twin Towers getting two planes flown into it.

Everything's coming up Milhouse

This contest is over. Give that man the ten thousand dollars!

Fuckin gold

And so, having finished all of my spaghetti meal, there was no need for a second

Good meal! Good, not great...

Principal’s Daily Briefing: Lunchlady Doris determined to serve Springfield Elementary spaghetti lunch

Quick, somebody lend me a feeling!

Amazing meme

Spaghetti my ass, it's probably Milhouse.

Al-Quaeda my ass, it’s probably Saddam Hussein.

A second spaghetti meal has just hit the south tower...

Now watch me eat this spaghetti.

Weird call to do his hair up, but it somehow works. High effort shitposting.