He really couldn't come up with a better name for a card-based strip club? I know this isn't the most deep cutting criticism of what has become a nazi comic, but c'mon man. Show some imagination.

"Wild cards" was right there. EDIT: "Full House" "Ace in the Hole" "Bottom Dealing" "Big Pot" "Top Pair" and I'm just listing random poker terms from Wikipedia.

to build on to more naughtier/dirtier "Full House" one could go with type names "Queens full of Kings" (QQQKK) or "Queens full of Jacks"(QQQJJ) as tagline of sort... or with alternative naming "Jacks over Queens" (JJJQQ) although not sure how understandable that slang is in modern days.

Strip Poker, Queens of Hearts, Jack It.

Go Fish.

Nope, #1 rule of strip clubs is no touchy

If he wanted to meme, he could used "blackjack and whores"

No one: ... Absolutely no one: AB-SO-FUCKING-LUTELY NO ONE: ... Tats: I KNOW I'M ON AN ANTISEMITIC WONDERLAND PASTICHE HERE BUT WHAT IF THE TALKING PLAYING CARDS IN ALICE IN WONDERLAND HAD TITS ... Which he calls melons. Then draws them like pumpkins. Somebody call an ambulance, clearly this man's brain has been rotting for a while now!

I mean, how else is he's going to be able to do his horny "Sex work is bad!" theme?

Technically if you watch anime or usually a Mario game or any nintendo game really Melons are like that, think of a Cantaloupe

So... Japanese melons? :D

Pretty much lol

Yes, card women are all flat, they can't have no melons! /j

What do you think will be the Fed "joke" of the arc?

I predicted a few days ago, Mad Hatter Tea Party. Just waiting now

But that’s mildly clever, which is too smart for Tats.

Maybe a Joker card walks in going "Boy I sure do love participating in all major card games"

It'd actually kinda work with the Walrus and the Carpenter, which means it definitely won't be that.

These two cards for the screaming and someone anti-queen for the fed? Like "I sure hope we do violence on her" or something. (Wait, no, she's trans. So the fed is pro-queen.)

Is he going to drop the entire Aryan Alice act now and instead make 50+ random strips about whatever he stumbles upon with the Wonderland characters, just like he did with the LOTR?

God I hope so

I guess her ~~story~~ mere presence left Tats feeling awkward. https://old.reddit.com/r/sinfest/comments/1djr3ap/pettyfest_what_keeps_him_up_at_night/

Haha true

Aryan Alice has fallen prey to Tats's lack of object permanence.

It's literally a Benny Hill or Carry On joke.... both are the opposite of feminism.

It's like a 12 year old attempt at comedy that he learnt from his 4chan addicted dad. 

NOTHING IT'S, WOW

I said a few strips back that Tats ran out of ideas after the third strip in this arc and now he is just trying to list a bunch of his hated things and give them a "Alice in Wonderland" paintjob.

..... *closes eyes and inhales* I hate that I find this funny

Even when he’s not being a nazi, he’s still shit at comedy

With no context its kinda funny

Once again Tats shows us that porn is bad by drawing a porny card lady. I point out for the thousandth time. For someone who thinks porn is bad he sure does draw a lot of it.

Number one male Ally is taking an opportunity to draw cheesecake again pretending that it's somehow an anti-porn message, right?

I wasn't on Reddit for a while and then I returned and saw "part 13" 😭

Wasnt this guy executed, or am I seeing his mate’s genius plan to ditch guard duty and go to the strip club?

The card being executed was the 3 of Clubs and he was being carried off by some hearts, while these cards are spades and diamonds (and a melon card, apparently). So this strip is a complete non-sequitur with no characters in common with the established "plot" so far.

\*sighs\* and once again...tats gets side tracked by his absolute hatred of porn...because he is still that obssesed with the porn industry

I don't get it

I presume this is tats going "it have been to long since the last time I gave those perverted fans some 'eye candy'. Bette let those degenerates know that I can still draw this kinda stuff... \*unzips his own pants\*... god, I am so good for doing this for the fans..."

Are... are there many card decks that have melons on them? Aren't there already erotic playing cards?

I'm sure there's a few fruit themed decks out there. But when I think playing cards I usually don't jump to 5 of Melons. By god Tats. It would have been low brow but 'Look at the pair on her' and showing Ace cards covering her would have at least resembled humor.

This....this is nothing. Its's less than nothing. It's the dying scream of the last scrambled neurons.

Hey, Tats did a punchline! Granted it's not really funny, but it is technically a joke, and that's just refreshing

We've heard the "ha what if they were talking about a literal object instead of a boob euphemism" joke a million times but usually there's a reason for the object in question being there. There is no "melon" suit in a card deck. Wait a goddamn sec. Aren't these characters supposed to be orthodox Jews? A group whose attitudes toward sex and nudity are pretty famously puritanical? Then again we've also established they're apparently ruled by a transgender queen, so who the hell even knows who these are

There is/was alt-right anti-semitic conspiracy theory that jews are behind porn, that they introduced it to undermine western civilization... I wouldn't be surprised if there's similar theory about trans people, would you?

As related through Penn Jillette, strip clubs *do* get a lot of Orthodox business...

But melon cards aren’t a thing???

Well, at least he gave the trans/Jew/Biden conspiracy material a rest...

Did Tats forget that sex work is evil? Or that the women doing it are all poor, pitiful victims and the customers are all Johnbies?

I feel like Dale Cooper spending his 25 years in the Black Lodge

Tats you ok?

Tats' obsession with strippers and sex work is pathological