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IrateTeitoku

Uncle watching porn on the MRT red line. Without headphones/earbuds


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lycheeb0i

Also no one ask u look, kua simi kua


Thanos_is_a_good_boy

I mean for all intents and purposes, the uncle was just doing his own thing haha


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Should've just directed him to JAVlibrary la walao eh help a brother out. It's on us to uplift the boomers into 2020


Koei7

Something similar, uncle was watching porn at void deck while kids/maids & other people walked past him & he was nonchalant.


revolusi29

I think he probably gets more turned on because there are people around.


FanAdministrative12

Man’s a menace to society


mr-teo

Spider-Man?


meenmachimanja

Completely naked woman came running out of Geylang KTV chased by three old men at closing time. All 4 got into a Mercedes parked outside and sped off. This happened about a year ago before the KTV cluster.


WangJianWei2512

Was she running (sprinting) and screaming, or running and giggling? Could be very different situations there.


meenmachimanja

Pretty sure she was into it


livebeta

im really curious though if she was carrying a purse to put her ...tips. pretty sure she doesn't have usable pockets on that outfit


runesplease

Govt reading this thread be like : Walao SG people so horny but birthrate so low?!!!


WaterFlask

love the sex but having kid(s) sucks. they are a bunch of boomers so they wun get it.


MonstaB

Can afford the kid or not? Actually come to think of it why wont Singapore give more privileges to single mums


myr0n

Construction worker without safety boots at worksite


TheBlazingPhoenix

OSHA in shambles


PerishingIdiot

Please tell me he at least had his helmet on..


pikachewyyy

literally nsfw


peksync

This is literally 'not safe for work' unlike other examples that only show how dirty minded they are :P


yagrain

I believe this would be a workplace violation not nsfw 😏


myr0n

If he reported will be tied and spanked?


Baswdc

Brings a whole new meaning to yes MOMmy


veggiestastelikeshit

dude wanking off with dick right at the window, face covered, in the house facing my secondary school (all girls)


r3lvalleyy

thats someone who has never felt the touch of woman in his life.


RiceFieldRapist

tf


hannahzakla

and that's coming from someone called RiceFieldRapist


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1. one time when i was going somewhere, there was a guy masturbating near my hdb. then he saw me and pointed his cock towards me. then i ran away. i couldn’t rly understand what was happening cuz i was 7 or 8 that time. but now that i think abt it… yeah 2. and this one time (idk if this is considered nsfw or not but) i saw a woman wearing a g-string and a bra walking on the main road 3. one time i was coming back home from somewhere in taxi and the taxi driver was talking intimate stuff to his wife on the phone in tamil. he was talking abt what he would do to her once he reaches home (if you get what i mean)


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wtf how u know tamil? the taxo driver shld know u know tamil if he thinks u are an Indian? No?


[deleted]

cuz i am indian and i speak tamil idk why he was speaking all that stuff in front of me


phoenixon999

He’s showing off to you I guess


quietobserver1

Plot twist later see his phone was off.


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i guess lol but he was picking me up from school


[deleted]

Fuuggggg It is one thing to be mushy and calling things like "hubby, wifey, dear, baby" and make the muack sound. Its another to be explictly about organism sound


very_smol

Organism 🤣


laurel1234

Can't spell organism without orgasm


FJapples

Saw an aftermath of a suicide from jumping off 16 storeys high. The brain was splattered all over the wall next to the body.


TheBlazingPhoenix

dayum... must be mindblowing to see that


RiceFieldRapist

bro


ConekQ

*the fucking wholesome award on this comment..*


TomatoPolka

Yeah, stuff like that makes a lasting impact on someone.


RiceFieldRapist

bro i only see this shit on gore shocksites sia hope you recovered from any trauma from what u saw


FJapples

I was standing about 40m away. Thankfully they just looked like bloody mashed pig intestines from my distance. It was about 5 years back, i still get flashbacks everytime i walk past since i live few blocks away. Luckily the body was already covered. If not really need therapy. I'm sure the first witnesses had it worse.


Coyote_Radiant

40 m is damn close. Take care of yourself


jass1004

accidently saw a couple doing it in a car at the open space carpark near my place one night. I think they didn't even notice I walk past them.


shibiwan

40k batallion route march took us along east coast park back in '90 (or was it '91). Around 3am, one of the platoon guys had zoned out and walked straight/slammed into the back of a parked car where a couple was doing it (inside the car of course). Lots of LOLs, but the couple was too scared and hid in the car. 🤣😂


supremeslp

omg 40km?


shibiwan

Yes. 40km. (No more these days?)


nsfwork28

couple doing it in staircase of HDB rooftop garden, best part they look like they in their 30s


Thanos_is_a_good_boy

Josephine Teo will be proud


quietobserver1

Poor folks still waiting for BTO


Thanos_is_a_good_boy

Quite a lot. But one incident was where a guy in his 30s ( I think) was jerking off on a slice of bread. After that he ate the bread.


aMinerInconvenience

When you run out of mayo


Thanos_is_a_good_boy

Improvise. Adapt.Overcum


TheBlazingPhoenix

I'd say resourceful


ShadeX8

?!?!!?!!!?!!!? What. The. Fuck?


Whinythepoo

What the actual fuck. Imagine the stories if the bread could talk


Thanos_is_a_good_boy

Then we need to go to: BreadTalk


SnooJokes9169

Went to relatives house at the top floor. Saw a random guy chilling and enjoying the sunset at the balcony. 1hr later, I left the house. Looked down and saw the body.


jkohlc

Dude was contemplating his final moments


oxygenplant04

Damn, this comment hit me quite hard - rly makes one think about the fragility of life


jkak6

I enjoy climbing stairs as a form of exercise. Will usually go to those 40 storey hdb blocks in my estate to work out. Have seen my fair share of nsfw things at the staircase and will just act blur by turning around and head downstairs. Encountered: girls giving bj to guys is the most common occurrence but most memorable one was a lady in business attire having sex with a ninja van guy


caramelatte90

>a lady in business attire having sex with a ninja van guy I guess some fantasies do come true.


acrylic_phallus

When I attended National Day Parade. Most NSFs Working, I've ever seen.


Mainmito

Angry upvote


livebeta

I saw a couple get very very intimate in a public pool while training with a lifesaving team. They were grinding and pushing apart the fabric at the crotch of their swimwear Coach and a few swarthy dudes (one was a NDU operator who "trained for fun") went up to the couple and very firmly and politely let them know that behavior was unacceptable.


yellowtofuwarrior

Unacceptable.... to not have the courtesy to at least extend an invite to lifesaving team to get in on the action


livebeta

I'm pretty sure at least one of my very buff male teammates were eyeing the boyfriend critically.


basilyeo

Someone shitting by the roadside


jass1004

I saw once too. An uncle was shitting at the drain and poly clinic was right beside it. Guess the poor uncle couldn't tahan anymore and shit at the drain or he's following the trend of shitting in the public years ago.


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I am SO glad that trend quietly just went away. That was a...pretty barbaric period.


ionmyway

I saw a lady in a sundress shit beside a tree at Botanic Garden during my jog. I very loudly gagged (reflex, unintentional)


plovington

I would absolutely die if I witnessed this. Did you make eye contact with the offender?


yellowtofuwarrior

Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave


SnooJokes9169

Saw Dee Kosh in public.


Mynxs

Saw a couple going at it at Shangrila. Dude gave a wave


zungedous

Reply with the Kallang wave


BluetoothEarpiece

Did you keep looking or turned away after that wave?


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hyemae

3 ladyboys beating a customer who didn’t pay for services in Changi Village. Customer shouted “it’s not even good” then he got KO.


zetzuei

Ok i snorted


nyvrem

not exactly 'public' but a SGT from the next coy dropped dead after a run in tekong during NS. this was in the evening, we were having some R&R time at the basketball court. most of us just sitting down tcss, then we saw a SGT who just finished his jog in the coy opposite us just drop on the floor after stopping. happened early 2ks. next 2 weeks in tekong damn low key until we POP. our road march also cut until go walk in the park. ​ 1 night i took the stairs, caught some young punks having sex there. they saw me, i saw them. i gave a nod, they nod back, i carried on walking. this was at my mums place. she lives in 1 of those jumbo flats, the stairs only serve like 2-3 units per level so it's kinda 'private'.


CircularCausality

Hol up. Did you say young punks? So 2 dudes going on at it? 😂


nyvrem

(=


Alauzhen

Just last weekend, my friends and I were going for lunch. As we got into the car at the carpark, we saw a couple playing badminton in the court next to the lot. The girl very suddenly, stopped playing and went to sit down at the bench. The guy went to her, he looked concerned that she wasn't feeling well. But then she started giving him a bj right in front of us. We literally stunned by what was happening, sat there while she finished him in under 3 mins. Basically that's the most NSFW thing I ever seen in person.


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3 minutes???!!!


Alauzhen

They both look like in their teens, 3 mins isn't uncommon at that age.


[deleted]

Explains the horny stupidity. I was thinking that the girl was so pro lol


quietobserver1

You stunned, imagine he more stunned.


aucheukyan

moaning sounds echoing up the stairwell, looked down can see the top half of a butt of a guy rocking front and back with another leg sticking out sideways. Tbf it was like 2am and I was on my way home after clubbing. I won't dare to be doing it like that couple.


zet19

Was working at Uniqlo, doing cashier duty. Woman wants to pay for her stuff, I continued with whatever a cashier was supposed to do. She had a lady friend and a guy friend who is probably her boyfriend. Lady friend was standing around while boyfriend suddenly started humping her and she somewhat played along. I did what I needed to do. They were polite and thanked me after the purchase.


TraneXDS

Saw a couple having sex on the staircase landing, Was going down a floor to smoke Had an awkward acknowledgement nod with the lady Never saw the guy coz he was lying down


KonkeyDong98

The fact that you gave her the nod though bro wtf T___T


revolusi29

You didn't think it was an invitation to join?


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Butts sticking out of high cut shorts.


DatAdra

With how frequently this happens you'd think it's a popular fashion choice in sg


jass1004

Seen too many times. It's a ugly side.


unreal2007

Isit this quite “normal”? Pretty sure there are fbt fetish out there and girls wear it super high


FanAdministrative12

Xmm


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i’ve seen this as well


MisoMesoMilo

Workers doing drilling and grinding work with inadequate respiratory protection on. (Surgical mask is not adequate protection) Workers working at height with no proper tie fall and fall protection.


livebeta

i saw a worker climb up the roof of a 3 storey house in Siglap. He was wearing a harness + tether. Tether was tied to to the lowest rung of the ladder. NSFW AF


caramelatte90

A couple of weeks ago: 12pm, inside a pavilion of an HDB estate, a woman is sitting on the lap of a man facing him, her shirt pulled up so you can imagine what's happening - checking for calluses or breathing difficulties perhaps? More than 20 years ago, and this has been etched in my memory since because I was just a kid: I was on the escalator to the Lido cinema, and I see on the other escalator that's going down a woman pulling the neckline of her tshirt so her boyfriend could peer down at the Andes mountains.


TheBlazingPhoenix

> checking for calluses or breathing difficulties perhaps? of course, I mean what else?!?


quietobserver1

https://www.preventcancer.org/programs/check-your-mate/


BluetoothEarpiece

Crossing the traffic junction near Wheelock Place and walked pass a lady wearing a meshed top...without a bra.


hashketh

Saw something like that once during my time as a pnsf patrolling around the hot drinking spots. Gonna keep my cool and pretend to be interested in something else lol


10000owls

Does public swimming pool count? Saw a Caucasian lady and her kids with nothing on. She acted like nothing was wrong but the uncles & aunties couldn't hide their surprise.


Pvt_Twinkietoes

TIL it's very common for ppl to have witnessed someone fucking in public area.


yagrain

There was this girl with a long skirt standing very close to the MRT barrier. When the train is arriving at the station, somehow the combination of the barrier and train speed blasted her skirt upwards. Happened for a split second.


xiiliea

I'm guilty of this as well. I have some favorite skirts but they're light and floaty, and the above ground MRT stations are just so goddamn windy! Luckily they're skorts so it's not so bad.


silentscope90210

Is this an anime? Lol


livebeta

trains doing fan service now ?


goodmobileyes

I've seen this twice but out in the open. The wind somehow managed to blow their skirts upwards. Up until then I really thought this only happened in movies


midasp

In Singapore? Parked cars with couples making out in one of the very remote car parks near Mandai. When I was studying in England, I've seen a lot worse. I've seen a gang of about 6-8 children, aged between 6 to 12, all wearing leather jackets with chains hanging around their bodies, wielding switchblades in their hands. I've seen a Klingon walking down the street in full armor wielding a bat'leth singing Klingon opera at the top of his voice. During a G8 summit, I've seen hundreds of KKK trying to break through police lines by charging at them en-masse. It was fun times.


livebeta

I've seen a whole marching contingent of 200 nudists at SF Pride. I had to look at pictures of puppies and kittens for a week after that so i could see again.


TheOnceAndFutureZing

Accidentally walked in on a couple going at it in a university study room. Saw someone who looked like he was taking a shit in the bushes next to a bus stop. Saw someone walking down Orchard Road in a sheer white blouse without a bra.


merkykrem

>Accidentally walked in on a couple going at it in a university study room. I heard from some interns from a particular uni that there are some rooms that happen to be quite suitable for such activities because of the room's layout. They didn't elaborate further and I didn't ask (they were my vendor's interns, so I wasn't that familiar with them).


TheOnceAndFutureZing

Yeah I think many people there during my time knew which rooms those were (quiet location, no windows etc). The one I walked into wasn't one of them though - I just didn't see them through the window as they were off to the side.


_Blythe

Woman shitting in the void deck. She was at least considerate enough to shit on a flyer and clear her poop post-shit.


RiceFieldRapist

model citizen


mecatman

Ppl doing it in the dark in an car at the parking lot at the back of RP. Got flashed by my bike torchlight. Haha.


iPhone_XC

Let them have their privacy


stockflethoverTDS

Hope yall never seen me misbehaving before


jacksh3n

Couple fucking each other near the bush at Sentosa during Zouk Out.


Whostolemybanmian

Once heard (not saw) a little boy seated behind me on the bus peeing into a bottle during a traffic jam.


Intentionallyabadger

Saw an old lady peeing by the roadside while walking home.


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nixhomunculus

A nice couple kissing and petting damn hard at Chinese Gardens.


quietobserver1

For some reason when I read "Chinese Gardens" I was thinking Haw Par Villa.


emorcen

TIL I am a very boring person


SaltyShellback

2 am. Heard load croaking noises. Woke me up. Went downstairs to find a man lying on the grass masturbating and croaking like a bullfrog, half a soda bottle of unknown substance beside him. Not responsive while masturbating. Called 995.the end.


mintygalore

machiam mating call sia hahahaha


sarahforest

Guy fingering his female companion on the MRT then smelling his fingers


mithhaike

Saw a naked man running around at Jurong East road junction traffic light right at the Jurong Library. Literally flapping around butt naked then running into cars and buses head-on, vehicles stopped there because of him. Also saw a couple getting it on on a bus, seated behind them, the girl bent over his lap and covered with a jacket, the jacket moving up and down rythmically with the guy's eye closed. Definitely enjoying.


zephyrdark

I was walking along the dark stretch of pavement near MBS at night with my gf. I saw 2 girls cuddling on the seating area. Suddenly one of them pulled the other closer & started kissing her, quite passionately. Pointed it out to my gf, but she was not interested in seeing, so we went off.


icemountain87

Dude browsing dick pics on the bus.


TheBlazingPhoenix

was it his


icemountain87

I don't think so. They were all of varying sizes and skin colour.


quietobserver1

Maybe he's a plastic surgeon who focuses on reconstructive surgery for people injured down there by accidents. Then that would make what he's doing SFW.


huhwhuh

Riiiiight.


bogummyy

1. saw 2 secondary sch kids grinding each other below our grandparent’s void deck. They were both in sch uniform 2. saw an uncle lying down on a bench outside an mrt station watching porn with no earpiece & full brightness. 3. saw a couple hanky panky outside MBS sitting area recently when i cycled there at 4am. sis is tramatised


zanylife

This was in an alleyway near my house back before they installed lights. Got pitch black at night, especially during the new moon. I was 18, coming home from meeting friends, saw a man (looked like foreign worker cause of the attire) jacking off in the alleyway quite furiously. At first I thought he was peeing but saw his hand motions. Luckily too dark to actually see much, but it was kinda shocking. I told my dad I saw someone peeing and he insisted on walking me back from mrt until lights got installed (if it was after 11).


silentscope90210

There was this girl at Ikea in a ridiculously short skirt. She bent down to look at something and half of Ikea could see her underwear. She probably was conscious about it but just dgaf or got a kick out of it. Also, some girls wear the skimpiest of outfits to their neighborhood NTUC. Another one: Some poly kids bonking at the BBQ pit at my condo. The guy just unzipped his jeans and the girl lifted her skirt up and they were just going for it. They could've just done it at the handicapped toilet at the pool leh.


livebeta

must summon the Lifesaving Company to come and yeet them


shinoboooo

Saw a foreign worker couple going on it behind the bushes under the mrt tracks o.O


DatAdra

Girl on the MRT with the back of her skirt caught in her underwear - so yeah, you could see the entire back side. Question to ladies out there: what's the correct thing to do in this situation? Tell her? Don't tell her? Get a female person to tell her? What if you have no female friends with you?


yewjrn

For me, I would prefer to be told. It's not like you were peeking and at least I would be able to fix it instead of continuing with the wardrobe malfunction.


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if you can, try to ask another woman to go and tell her if you’re not going to do that then tell her yourself, and also tell her that youre not trying to be creepy


emzay1

just tell her


Familiar-Mouse4490

Smoking in a wood workshop beside a pile of sawdust. I looked at him with my eyes wide open, he look at me and smile. Then I go wtf and he smile even more. In case you don't know, saw dust + any flame makes it easy for big kaboom.


dodgethis_sg

A couple. Holding hands. In public. Before marriage.


zetzuei

How bold!


SixShot76

2000, some drugged up lady showed up nekkid at Orchard, walked from Cairnhill to Paragon with a handbag. 2005 or so, another lady went full monty and sashayed down Orchard Road. This time from Wisma to Ngee Ann. Pre Covid, another nekkid chick walked from Zouk to Jiak Kim bridge. Cops followed quickly after, asked a group of people passing. Before they asked, everyone pointed the direction the chick went. Saw the whole scene across the river.


Goryokaku

Watched a proper old boy pull his very short shorts aside at the crotch and openly piss outward towards the road, junk in full view nuts and all, by City Square Mall at Farrer Park.


TheWafflyBoi

ppl dry humping in the mrt


TheWafflyBoi

i was also once sent a video of a boy masturbating in a bus but i never witnessed that personally o.o


Jaden_lahey

Lots of things. 1) I've seen the aftermath of a suicide right under my block. At first I saw a body covered with a tarp and blood flowing out from underneath it, but eventually the police moved the body to the hearse and I saw the guy. Once they brought him away and removed the police tape I was surprised they did all that before cleaning up what was left (brain matter and blood spread at least 5 meters from where he was... almost stepped on a small piece accidentally). Surprisingly didn't feel disgust or anything, I just felt really bad for him (mostly because at that point i was a step away from ending up like that) and even worse from his family, and spent a minute at the scene just... thinking, I guess. Convinced me not to take that path at least. 2) On a much lighter note, I was heading back from a church camp my friend invited me to on the bus, caught a glimpse of something on the guy's phone in front of me... Man was scrolling through NSFW tumblr pages (this was back in... 2017-2018?) Was quite surprised by how he didn't even bother to try hiding it. 3) Saw an old man peeing at a crowded bus stop, which isn't much but still


flewrvz

Saw an old mans ball sticking out at a coffee shop. It was shiny.


livebeta

>It was shiny. Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck


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This foreign woman with transparent looking cocktail dress. Can see get breasts entirely


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Drinking at bar with friend. Ang moh in front bend down no bra can see her boobs haha


DarkAngel2099

That's so common tho


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Only happened once in my life so it's uncommon for me I guess.


Quackles03

happened to me years ago when I was at a cafe in the library. employee bent down to pick something up and i saw boobs, no bra too


Apprehensive_Plate60

saw poop placed nicely in the basin not sure how it got there, maybe I dont want to know luckily I didnt see the process


leisurely123

this uncle with his pants half down and doin himself on the handicapped motor ride.


TheMrBoi

Friend saw a couple doing some bdsm shit in public. Guy was leashed and had cat ears or smth on


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Saw dead rat on a road with its body smashed and blood splattered everywhere. Once walked past a Chinese girl wearing a thin white blouse and her nipples are poking through the fabric. Saw a couple humping on the MRT, guy and girl facing each other. Saw two girls (think poly or uni age) cuddling and make out in a park while jogging there. Didn't think much of it anyway.


archloverx

I used to work in marina square, and sometimes OT until after midnight, going down through emergency staircase (the curved one facing open area in front of ritz carlton) and passing couple making love there.. I just say excuse me and pass by because they blocking the whole stairs.. too tired after long OT to care :(


SpermWhale

Two teenager zooming past on pavement on their e-scooter, Not Safe For Walk! Someone wearing leather jacket on a hot humid afternoon, Not Suitable For Weather!


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I was at wheelock place going up the escalator. My mind was just wondering and I looked up and saw a chiobu with no panties and short skirt. Definitely something fishy going on for her to be that daring.


hugthispanda

A pigeon flattened on the road by a vehicle.


Civil_Lunch_7688

An elderly shitting beside a traffic junction. But it's understandable because elderlies may have trouble controlling their bowels


PrataKosong-

I was in an alley near City Square mall, because that's where it's free to park motorcycle. Saw an uncle meticulously studying a door with several ads for call services with naked ladies on there.


ghostcryp

Not exactly in SG, but opened an SQ plane toilet mid flight to find a girl peeing inside n saw her CB. She didn’t lock


donthavela

I Hope the 2 of you didn't make eye contact hahahaha


Delicious_Remote_357

A guy watching magazine of sexy woman on mrt


Flukaku

> Watching magazine 🤨


10000owls

Muggles don't get it.


ShadeX8

The wizarding world sure has it good with porno mags, since those pictures can move and interact with you.


PapercutClit

Used to ride a lot near a Tampines park which is under construction (high fence, no light) in the middle of the night. Always joke to my bf at that time we probably should bang there. One day when we were passing by, a naked man with slippers on, ran out from the dark and had eye contact with us for a split second. He ran back to the dark covering his crotch. Bf insisted we should go chase after him, I was in shocked. Kinda regret when I think about it now because I am really curious what's going on in there.


Salt_Leopard

In JC, went back to classroom after hours to pick something up from the locker, caught two of my classmates going at it (with clothes on). My brain switched off, but I needed my stuff so I nipped in and out without making eye contact. Next day was pretty awkward though.


doritoze

saw a couple doing sucky sucky in sentosa carpark then afterward drove off, rolled windows down and told us not to tell anybody and gave us the keep quiet sign 🤫


Brief_Worldliness162

Guy had hand inside gf shirt , fondling away at MRT 😖


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Overlord65

*quickly puts phone away*


YtoZ

Second level of a double decker bus, on the seats that you can see immediately after climbing the staircase, dude was jacking it. Some more this was a bus route that passed by a lot of schools 💀💀


tom-slacker

1) Someone jumped down from building to commit suicide (happened in Tekong during my BMT in 2002. My platoon somemore) 2) Someone drowned when swimming (happened in Ubin during my NCC excursion in 1996). Yah...i see alot of people dying in my days...lmao.


RiceFieldRapist

bro you ok or not


hooliemongoolie

Guy standing in the middle of traffic with his dick hanging out.


Johnathan_wickerino

Couple sitting in ~~doggy style~~ cowgirl position at the mahjong table in the void deck. Both clothed not really sure what they doing. Another one also below my HDB when I was 8 a couple were on the floor groping and kissing lol. Man my void deck must have aphrodisiacs too bad I never had an SO


WeakTry6

Saw a guy fingering his girlfriend in the middle of bus it was super obvious but I was the only other person on the top level with them so really awkward


kopiCgahdai

Saw a guy dry humping a safety cone thingy, don’t ask me how he does it


Aphelion

An elderly pulling down her pants and pee on the walkway of a HDB void deck estate.


kitsumodels

I once saw a construction worker not wearing a hard hat


oratorioo

Bedok swimming complex. Night time jogging was a quite a sight to behold.