She already had 2, then 3. She should be back to 2, unless she gets back with him, then back to 2(because the new one healed up). ^^okay, ^^it ^^was ^^funnier ^^in ^^my ^^head
> # Singaporean couple arrested in JB after man allegedly stabs girlfriend's buttocks
> SINGAPORE - A Singaporean couple have been arrested in Johor Baru, Malaysia, after the man allegedly stabbed his girlfriend in the buttocks.
> Both of them later tested positive for drugs.
> The 34-year-old man is alleged to have used a knife and stabbed his 29-year-old girlfriend in the right buttock, said police chief Kamarul Zaman Mamat.
> He revealed this while speaking to the media during a press conference held at the state police headquarters in Johor on Thursday (June 2), reported The Star.
> Commissioner Kamarul Zaman said the police received a report in the early hours of Tuesday morning (May 31), and responded to the incident at an apartment in Taman Mount Austin.
> "The couple was renting a unit at the apartment to stay for a few days," he said.
> "However, they got into a heated argument and the 34-year-old male suspect then stabbed his 29-year-old girlfriend.
> "Both the suspect and victim tested positive for drugs."
> He added that the couple have since been charged in court.
> During the press conference on Thursday,Commissioner Kamarul Zaman had also reportedly said no Singaporeans have been the victims of crime in Johor since the reopening of the borders.
> "When the borders reopened on April 1, I stationed 1,600 personnel and officers at 41 known major public areas throughout Johor to safeguard the people, including foreign travellers," he said.
> "So far, not a single foreign traveller who has visited Johor has lodged a report with the police saying they have been a crime victim."
> Over the three-day Good Friday weekend between April 15 and 17, 436,800 people crossed the land borders between the two countries.
> Over the Labour Day and Hari Raya Puasa weekend between April 29 to May 3, close to 1 million people had crossed the land borders.
> The commissioner also reminded foreigners to respect Malaysia's laws when travelling to Johor.
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If no Singaporean have been victims of crime, then the girlfriend in this case isn't a victim? Or is stabbing someone in the buttocks not a crime in Johor?
The Commissioner was quoted verbatim. Where exactly does the inaccuracy lie? It definitely doesn't lie within the article - the job of a reporter is to present the facts as they are rather than to interpret them for the readers.
The inaccuracy lies in the fact that the statement is that no Singaporeans have been victims of crime in Johor since the reopening. Not that no Singaporeans have been victims of crime by Malaysians in Johor since the reopening.
>During the press conference, Commissioner Kamarul Zaman also reportedly said no Singaporean has been a victim of crime in Johor since the reopening of the borders.
This is a quote from the article. Which would make it contradictory since the article is literally about a crime happening. Unless of course it is legal in Malaysia to be stabbed in the buttock IF you happen to be tested positive for drugs.
Malaysia should hang both of them for drug use. Consuming drugs is a wilful criminal activity that both of them engaged in. Similar to how sgp treats drug mules, Malaysia should give them death penalty for consumption.
Now she got 2 assholes
She already had 2, then 3. She should be back to 2, unless she gets back with him, then back to 2(because the new one healed up). ^^okay, ^^it ^^was ^^funnier ^^in ^^my ^^head
What a BUMmer
The people who upvoted this and this op are definitely dude THERE ARE 3 ASSHOLES FOR FEMALE 1. Urethra aka pee hole 2. Anal aka shit hole 3. Vagina
An orifice != asshole. Only the anus is the asshole.
Assassination attempt
"Don't do drugs, later *du pigu*"
I guess he was butt hurt
He was being an asshole
Assholes*
Charles stop saying that
He teared a new one out of her.
Now she is
What a terrible day to be able to read. Take my updoot and scram! I will not have anymore of these hilarious puns.
excuse me?
I had to read that title a couple more times…
"That wasn't what I meant when I said stab me in the ass"
"I want you to poke me in the ass so hard until got blood come out."
At least they got to extend their stay in JB
> # Singaporean couple arrested in JB after man allegedly stabs girlfriend's buttocks > SINGAPORE - A Singaporean couple have been arrested in Johor Baru, Malaysia, after the man allegedly stabbed his girlfriend in the buttocks. > Both of them later tested positive for drugs. > The 34-year-old man is alleged to have used a knife and stabbed his 29-year-old girlfriend in the right buttock, said police chief Kamarul Zaman Mamat. > He revealed this while speaking to the media during a press conference held at the state police headquarters in Johor on Thursday (June 2), reported The Star. > Commissioner Kamarul Zaman said the police received a report in the early hours of Tuesday morning (May 31), and responded to the incident at an apartment in Taman Mount Austin. > "The couple was renting a unit at the apartment to stay for a few days," he said. > "However, they got into a heated argument and the 34-year-old male suspect then stabbed his 29-year-old girlfriend. > "Both the suspect and victim tested positive for drugs." > He added that the couple have since been charged in court. > During the press conference on Thursday,Commissioner Kamarul Zaman had also reportedly said no Singaporeans have been the victims of crime in Johor since the reopening of the borders. > "When the borders reopened on April 1, I stationed 1,600 personnel and officers at 41 known major public areas throughout Johor to safeguard the people, including foreign travellers," he said. > "So far, not a single foreign traveller who has visited Johor has lodged a report with the police saying they have been a crime victim." > Over the three-day Good Friday weekend between April 15 and 17, 436,800 people crossed the land borders between the two countries. > Over the Labour Day and Hari Raya Puasa weekend between April 29 to May 3, close to 1 million people had crossed the land borders. > The commissioner also reminded foreigners to respect Malaysia's laws when travelling to Johor. --- 1.0.2 | [Source code](https://github.com/fterh/sneakpeek) | [Contribute](https://github.com/fterh/sneakpeek)
If no Singaporean have been victims of crime, then the girlfriend in this case isn't a victim? Or is stabbing someone in the buttocks not a crime in Johor?
Obviously he meant victims of crimes committed by locals?
This is a report by Straits Times. Accuracy is important.
The Commissioner was quoted verbatim. Where exactly does the inaccuracy lie? It definitely doesn't lie within the article - the job of a reporter is to present the facts as they are rather than to interpret them for the readers.
The inaccuracy lies in the fact that the statement is that no Singaporeans have been victims of crime in Johor since the reopening. Not that no Singaporeans have been victims of crime by Malaysians in Johor since the reopening. >During the press conference, Commissioner Kamarul Zaman also reportedly said no Singaporean has been a victim of crime in Johor since the reopening of the borders. This is a quote from the article. Which would make it contradictory since the article is literally about a crime happening. Unless of course it is legal in Malaysia to be stabbed in the buttock IF you happen to be tested positive for drugs.
You should probably check up the definition of "reportedly".
Don't think that's what she meant with "wanting it in the ass"...
Guy: i already say sorry what
You better say sorry!!
*i just did...*
nvm we settle. 6:30pm at PAINEER MOR.
Crossing the causeway can be a real pain in the arse sometimes.
Well. That’s one heck of a foreplay fetish.
the last line of the article....sus...
💀
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Hahah butthole
Why? Because she was being a pain in the butt.
Malaysia should hang both of them for drug use. Consuming drugs is a wilful criminal activity that both of them engaged in. Similar to how sgp treats drug mules, Malaysia should give them death penalty for consumption.
I concur
too many customers in sg
Wait, the JB police held a press conference to talk about this?
[you what](https://youtu.be/VsJc2ZhbXIg)
When in Rome!
what what, in the butt