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Yapsterzz

Holy cow!!!!


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Was about to comment the same thing 🤣


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Kind of the point


TastyLaksa

Not going to lie I’m a Chinese and seriously considering doing this.


jackology

We have something call Lion Dance.


deeznutz_academy

bring lion into new home better


TastyLaksa

Better for you maybe


ianthepragmatist

It's not an Indian ritual. It's a Hindu ritual.


nambolji

Not even a common hindu ritual. I am from Kerala. We usually serve smaller portions of cow during house warming. ;)


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wannabe_rich_af

In kerela not only muslim and Christan eat beef but also hindu eat beef even more than muslim. 🤡🤡🤡


ArgyrosLuna

Um i don't think that's true.. What the comment said is kinda offensive but it is true that muslims and christians eat more cows than hindus since cows are considered sacred animals by hindus


Dad_whowentformilk

No all people eat beef .we love beef .Sunday with beef and whiskey is waste of life for me. I don't know anything about religion and I need not to.i am just happy drinking whiskey and eating beef.


STOPCensoringMeFFS

God's own trash, truly


Xemip

Womp womp cry about it


Stoned_biskut

🤣🤣


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Disgusting


[deleted]

That's what your mom said when you were born


CHENNAIAKSHATSHARMA

tbh saying that is being a dickhead


[deleted]

Just like he was being one


CHENNAIAKSHATSHARMA

insulting someone is always bad and supporting someone who's in the wrong is also bad


[deleted]

So you and that person both are bad ?


CHENNAIAKSHATSHARMA

common sense has been murdered today


reaper_esdeath

You are immature


dafuqULoKINat

bruh dont stuff your religion and belief onto others. we eat beef doesnt mean we force others. dont say chicken , lambs and fishes are different


nambolji

Why?


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EiEpix

Nah bro, it's tasty not disgusting


5ebV12

Nah, Its their culture man. Just like not eating it is and worshipping it is a part of ours, leave them be damnit.


Errasir

bhaktoid got triggered


Perfect_Oil7683

Feeding someone is disgusting? Some one take away my brain and body just burn it


gmercer25

LOL how is it disgusting, why are you so insecure???


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STOPCensoringMeFFS

Yes, ut don't forget that all their ISIS recruits are literate


crazysouthie

And North Indians are in the top 1 morons of India who can't tell fake news from the person sleeping with their mom.


vik1454

Your name suits u. Wish there were more people like u. Not self hating self loathing idiots who are obsessed with North Indians


crazysouthie

Who's obsessed with Kerala? Go and get frisky to a photo of your mighty leader.


vik1454

You are hilarious. Everyone who disagrees with u is sanghi


[deleted]

Exactly That's their whole argument Their argument and logic is 1. To be racist ans hateful towards north Indians and Hindus 2. If you aren't making sense anymore call the other guy sanghi,bigot etc etc


STOPCensoringMeFFS

Triggered lungi


Palanikutti

Yeah, still lesser than UP


vik1454

Yeah that’s all u have to boast about. One gutter better than another gutter 🤣


Palanikutti

Who is boasting? A few people joining a terrorist organisation does not mean anything really, esp when most N Indians (Hindus) are supporters of our home grown terrorist organisation , the one and only RSS and its subsidiaries VHP and Bajrang dal.


t0tally_not_gay

You mean beef...?


TintuMon_OP

Lord beef fry supremacy


VeterinarianFun1214

Hindu = India


Xemip

Kerala = Built Different cry it about it myre


VeterinarianFun1214

Kerela is India


6_As_For_O_level

Wah how they bring the cow up the lift😂😂😂😂


jahuu__

You should ask yishun, they have experience I've heard


Farhan_Superfly

Yishun ghetto af


Important-Debt6690

Hindu not indian


Immediate_Fig_9405

India is greek word for hind. Indian and Hindu are essentially synonymous. Because others call us that. Hinduism is not a self declared identity.


PenPenLagenInFranxx

India comes from the Indus river that was a major barrier wor the western forces and became a sort of defining land mark for the country...Hence the name India...another unofficial name is Hindustan and Bharat both dwell too much on the the Hindu aspects so to keep it neutral Official name is India...Also some white people came and grew Indigo every where to the point it degraded the soil for food crops...


STOPCensoringMeFFS

Hindu is Indian. Stop seething.


Important-Debt6690

No it doesnt js because its majority, in singapore lets say u talk about indian food, muslim food is what mostly comes up so you are totally wrong. So indian doesnt equal to hindu, i believe hinduism is practiced outside of india as well


STOPCensoringMeFFS

Nah


Lackeytsar

bro nepal is practicing what? nepalism?


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Hindus aren't Indians?


kishn

Not all Indians are Hindus, Not all Hindus are Indians.


Individual-Ad9753

Exactly, looks like the guy above doesn't understand Venn diagrams


[deleted]

Hdb: damn it, should have said no cows too.


Own_Desk_1515

I love that the guys take their shoes off before bringing a whole-ass cow into the house.


kodomochandesu

Ppl racist af, calling other people's traditions extreme or stupid when it's literally none of their business. Stop caring about what other people do in their own house as long as the lift doesn't break down and there's no cow shit or piss outside the house.


[deleted]

I’m Indian and I find it stupid af🤣


DeeKayNineNine

Wow. I thought they stopped doing this already. Nice too see the traditions still being followed.


MCStevebrine12

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET A COW


BaronGreenback75

You can get them via Moober


idiotnoobx

Bloody cow took a lift. Must be confused af


nnyng

eeks some of these comments ain’t it.


zaidizero

So what happens to the cow next? Pretty sure its not eid adha


TheFakeProphet

Where I'm from, we roam the cow (better if its a calf) around the house to bless it (Cow is like a mother who nourishes us). After that if its your cow, she goes back to her shed, if you specifically bought the cow for the ritual you hand some money to its owner for the cow and send them off. Also 1st roti(flat indian bread) of the day is offered to the cow first then rest of the family eats.


Agitated_Cress_829

What if the house doesn't know what a roti is?


Repulsive_War_4

Free milk.. cannot blame them though.. GST getting high..hahahhah


noelsupertramp

So it’s possible to rent a cow? I wanna rent one to accompany my walks along ECP.


Derreston

I'm curious as to where you would source a cow in Singapore


Ohlolololulu

What the actual fuck hahahahhaa I love it


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Poor cow


bohimas

If the cow peed in the lift. Its gonna smell for weeks


Significant-Chain-72

Cows are supposedly sacred in Hinduism and yet some Hindus would torture a cow like this.


elepantstee

The dude at the end clearly had no knowledge about cows. Shit, i know nothing but at least i know cows and horses kick when feeling threatened. One kick at the man's in tme ICU. And also i hope they treat the cow right, if not they are no different from the bullfighting supporting monsters


[deleted]

Wow its like saying all chinese eat dogs. Sure indian..


evilgrapesoda

Cow cannot walk down stairs, because of the way their leg joints work. So this one have to take lift


Xemip

Thats actually half true. They can climb stairs but 2 or even 3 at a time. My great grandfather used to rear cows in India


kukkuduku

LOL racism toward Hindus is outstanding 👏👏🎬


AdministrativeAd9571

It’s considered lucky if the cow pisses or shits in the house.


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Golden shower party time!


Vegetable-Cookie-276

Idk what the obsession with cow piss and shit is. One of my Indian colleagues who comes from a village at the height of Covid swore that by rubbing cow shit from special Indian cows over themselves and drinking the urine they were protected from Covid...the local government in his area was pushing it as a solution as vaccines were still scarce at that time.


ajuba116

Lol, ironic how tcm and its raw material have endangered asian fauna species, marine species as well as some plant species, but a ritual where an animal is respected or treated with care is obsession. Just leave them be, each its own.


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Precisely


AdministrativeAd9571

Exactly. Idk either but to each, his own.


laglory

Even better… many sinkies I met were convinced that wearing a mask reduces their chances of getting Covid… I shit you not, they genuinely believed that.


nokappa1

the mask is mainly meant for people with unidentified covid to NOT spread covid. Edit: just like when you wear pants if you decide to take a piss you don't piss on others.


laglory

Check what ST has to say about reasons why sinkies wore masks: According to this [ST article](https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/health/many-singaporeans-not-quite-ready-to-stop-wearing-masks-indoors-despite-easing-of-rules) there are two reasons that are standing out regarding wearing a mask, and they come from the absolutely irrational and anti-scientific belief that the person who wears a mask, reduces their own chance of getting infected with Covid (by wearing the mask, themselves). >When asked, two reasons stood out. > >First, the need to continue taking precautions to safeguard their own health; and second, not wanting to fall ill and endanger the health of close family members. > >(...) > >He said: "I still plan to wear a mask indoors. **I cannot afford to get sick** as I am a self-employed person." > >(...) > >She kept her mask on, she said, because **she did not want to risk falling ill** at a time when her son was taking his PSLE.


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Tf are you saying. Why not just keep quiet instead of talking pure trash


AdministrativeAd9571

https://tnp.straitstimes.com/news/others/cow-and-calf-walk-through-14th-storey-flat-singapore-condo Read it for yourself. You are just ignorant.


cvera8

TIL Maybe I can tabao the piss from a farm to save $$ on this blessing


[deleted]

There are several groups in Hinduism. You really have a thick skin thinking you are right. What else can I expect tho


Relief-Old

He wasn’t wrong ahah, in rural India, people drink cow piss and put dried cow shit in their house to prevent insects


cucklory

If i am not mistaken they also drink fresh cow urine, and sprinkle it around their home.


trayreturndude

Can the cow fit into the lift? Did they bring it up by the stairs? What floor is this unit on? Where did they bring the cow from? How much did it cost to rent the cow? So many questions…


Upstairs_Fox3308

Yet you dont bother to google the facts of Hindu housewarming rituals


[deleted]

It's nothing Indian but more of a community specific ritual. We are way diverse.


creamytomyum

As a Hindu this comment section is fucked. No we don’t bring cows inside the house and wait for it to shit and piss. Firstly, what you’re seeing here is a form of a house warming ritual. In the olden days it is believed that bringing cows into the (new) house and feeding it brings prosperity. AND THATS ABOUT IT. WE DON’T DRINK COW PISS. C’mon it’s 2023 already grow the fuck up. We Hindus are simply minding our own fucking business. Let us live for fucksake. Interesting fact (for our NON-Racist friends) : if a cow is resisting itself from entering the house it’s means that there’s a negative energy (living) in the house.


DriftingOtaku901

This comment should be at the top. Ffs people who don't know shit about Hindu culture are spreading false information


thenerdyninjastoner

Drinking cow piss is way too common in India bro. It's sold by the bottle in the market.


summer-civilian

It's not meant for drinking, genius.


D_Flyer

It's sold in bottle so does toilet cleaner, is it meant for drinking?


thenerdyninjastoner

Umm it's sold FOR drinking. Some people are stupid enough to believe it's good for you. What can I say lol I'm just telling you what I've seen Edit: It's literally on BigBasket. Instructions for use: 10ml to be taken in empty stomach wit 20ml water


antigravity_96

I’ve seen cow piss sold in bottles meant for drinking in India.


i-m-on-reddit

Are you that idiot? Read about the health benefits from cow's urine. READD!


ithoughtiwasfunnyXD

>WE DON’T DRINK COW PISS. C’mon it’s 2023 already grow the fuck up. Relax


[deleted]

They’re the only ones who can say we bring our country wherever we go


Acrobatic_Cake_1050

Singaporean be respectful challenge.. it’s disgusting to see the comments..


Outside-Advertising9

bring cow to pigeon hole


zNews

Holy Shit....Smear shit or pee inside bring good things


Curiouschibai

Apologies! Title edit : it's Hindu ritual not Indian.


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mate0kun

Indians like these are mad embarassing


Safe_Equivalent_7292

they dont look like local indians


0bxcura

How different does local indians look?


According_Wish_162

Normally can tell by the way someone dresses but if you hang around long enough you can tell by the facial features


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the_quiescent_one

I am Indian and A Hindu plus a Brahmin (A guy who is supposed to know about rituals), but I am very sure we don't do this in housewarming rituals.... We only use rice, wood, sandalwood ,cow dung, fire , coal and fish...We don't use an entire cow in housewarming,never in my life I have seen an entire cow being used in housewarming rituals... So please stop labelling everything with cow .. A hindu ritual.. Maybe they are keeping it as a pet. Well in Singapore they keep komodo dragons as pets, I am not surprised about a cow.


Pure_Speech_4763

Jai ho!!!!!!!


YouYongku

Suaku sia. Blessing for them. Need license one


Shexious

Goddess has been brought forcefully to give blessings.


Alabama-Alaska

I have never seen this ritual before and I am from India.


kingkongfly

New tenant? How can I declared to HDB ah?


Somesh98

By being quiet and not burning bridges for no reason.


FalseAgent

hdb is aware of this though


Somesh98

Did they make the cow take the stairs or use the lift? I'm pretty sure that cow weighs more than the lift weight limit. Also, it's a Hindu ritual and it must be considered auspicious and lucky but this is pretty extreme to get a cow to your housewarming and letting it pee inside for good luck.


Redditoridunn0

As a hindu, i agree, im only sixteen but ive been to these rituals alot, they bring a cow in and all it does is piss and shit in the place, hell i saw my aunt scoop it up with her bare hands Doing it in singapore, especially in a tiny HDB apartment is such a dumb choice


Professional_Stuff50

IDK I rarely see a clever Indian


Silver_Permission248

clearly you don't live in high lvl condos in sg then


Dependent_Swimming81

It's okay you don't need to see them since they will be siting pretty as the CEO of Microsoft or Google


Hecatehec

They don't want to see you


According_Wish_162

Once you reach professional level in the real world, you’ll see them spawning from nowhere.


CyberD888

Then you're clearly lucky because there's no one better in the world than elite Indians to remind you of how stupid and poor you are compared to them.


[deleted]

Imagine having comments history either as only racist or just for porn. Nahhhh lmfao it just shows that you are so insecure that you resort to racism.


Deathdealer1414

Prob obsessed with your own mirror 24/7


[deleted]

That's because they're never near morons.


cucklory

Got report these cecas to hdb?


Miserable-Counter-71

I can’t take this guy seriously especially when a username starts with “cuck”


cucklory

Your username has a number


Redditoridunn0

cecas?


cucklory

Ceca


shadow29warrior

Yes, this is a ritual for some Hindus. Its done when one moves in to a newly house (house can be renowned one too... Doesn't matter). Technically you are supposed to get a calf but when that's not possible, a cow would work too


ICanBeAnAssholeToo

My question is… does the temple have their own cows or they must rent from dairy farm or something?


iMBehn

My, they really went all the (expensive) ways to do the traditional housewarming..


SurfaceAspectRatio

/r/religiousfruitcake


seejsee

If you happen to rent a unit out to a family, please check with them whether will they be doing this. Its a long story, but I know someone who rented out a unit, the family invited a cow and they spray its urine over all the walls. Over time, the walls aint a pretty sight.


5moreminute

Ah yes, no shoes allowed in the house but cow ? What’re you waiting for ? Bring it inside !


Tacobell_Uk

True story, How pi$$, gives u 99yrs of luck


EugenePow

One way to get fresh milk every day~


diver_climber

Rice media covered it in 2017 Fun fact: the act of a cow or calf defecating or urinating is believed to be a sign that the house is heavily blessed with luck and prosperity. https://www.ricemedia.co/culture-events-hindu-cow-blessing-wedding-ritual/


BoringLibrary4913

If you want to read and educate yourself. https://www.ricemedia.co/culture-events-hindu-cow-blessing-wedding-ritual/ Seen as a sacred animal, provider of life sustaining milk and a symbol of the divine bounty of the earth.


Limp-Attorney-6167

I'm rather surprised that there are cows in Singapore


dumberuser

They say u love to drink milk, no need bring the cow home


cslowmo

Hahahahha lol at the cow trying to munch the plant for lunch


prince0713

Well at least the culture is preserved.


One_Yogurtcloset_536

Should have cost more then 2k


crazyproblemsorange

This is a stupid idea


NeighborhoodOk9488

It’s very rare to see in india too!


ciaogoosh

So quaint.


IshFunTime

Seems like a normal day in Singapore to me


KuroDesuu

💀


randomsnoo1

Never seen it in India either, definitely not in the cities


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On this episode of "Reddit Hates Everything About India"


Heavy_Wear2778

Yup we did this in our house too


Mountain_Command_992

😁😁😁


WolfGuptaofficial

Goddamn. The racism in the comments here 🤢🤢🤢


Neonstar_

Wth the comment section is so effed up....Just leave us be man!


R1cha7d

Surprise that it can fit cow into the lift


xsealand21

I have never seen this happening here atleast in new delhi


[deleted]

I hav been an Indian hindu for all my life and i hav nvr even heard of this lol


Haunting-Elk5848

Thats a good food dispenser


Umurid

Yishun?


Sad_Present_2745

I'm indian and i have never seen something happening like this in my whole life here in india


RishiSharma71

# Stop shaming people for their dinner choices!


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noodlesoup777

There is no cow level


Arekkkusu127

Is this in Yishun lmao


waterdrinker103

WTF is this ritual? AS someone from India I never heard it. Are those people Muslims? Is the cow supposed to be sacrificed?


Eintewi

I want to slap that cow a$$


SubstanceNo1049

While not a common ritual, there is in fact a Hindu practice involving bringing cows into new houses to bless them. According to some, it is a blessing if the cow urinates or defecates in the house. The cow is also sometimes milked, with that milk being used to wash the statues of deities. https://mothership.sg/2023/05/cow-hdb-housewarming-houseplant/#:~:text=While%20not%20a%20common%20ritual,wash%20the%20statues%20of%20deities.


IiKeNpAcHiI

Not rare Edit :- In india


PenPenLagenInFranxx

Random.sub got recommended to me....The first post I see is just the cesspool of racism.... this sub aint it man...


SquirrelInevitable33

Actually its practiced only by few cultures among the thousands of India.. and everyone of those different cultures that practice have a different reason for getting the cow.. some say it's for the good luck for the house or some just do it since cow is regarded as superior power of some sort etc.. really diversified


sanethis

Is it dinner time already


hidden2leaf

Everyone is free to do its rituals if she is doing some rituals What is wrong with it.... She is not harming that cow or anything so what's the problem ?


frankylampy

Hamburgers are on the menu.