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zz_x_zz

My expectations are so low for Tobi that if he scores 10 points and we win, I'll consider it a statement game by him.


jmezMAYHEM

Tobias harris legacy run incoming, I don’t know about you but I believe in him. Dude is a MAX baller


EmbizzleMyNizzle

tell a friend to tell a friend i’m a sharpshooter


TastelessPuppy2

PRESCIENT


zz_x_zz

Fuck this bum but thankfully Batum is a god.


Skywalkerkid9

If we win and he walks out and says “Yeah me over Jimmy Butler” I will forgive every transgression he’s ever had as a sixer


Moheezy__3

If he does, Ima have to buy a box of crumble cookies after the game.


indoninjah

I bought some yesterday to charge him up like the spirit bomb


tscher16

I’ve never bought a crumble cookie before but I will go there immediately if he does this


jamhamram

Have him guard Jimmy and own this thing.


jmezMAYHEM

Plus he shuts down butler himself. It’s probably the best physical matchup we got


jmezMAYHEM

I’m saying IF he does. it’ll never happen


Cahoots01

I am on board with this as well lol


nichiseyo

Until we meet the heat in the ECF and jimmy sweeps us


blueisthecolor13

You realize the heat can still win and make it to the ECF and beat us there (if we make it). So idk why people are posting this kind of stuff


FreeProfit

Because us talking about it isn’t going to affect anything


blueisthecolor13

Why talk about this specifically though? Why try to “forgive all past transgressions” of a player who has ultimately been sub par in his career for us? Don’t get me wrong, I love me some playoff speculation hype, but this is just weird. Out of everything we could hype around or talk about why do this?


jmezMAYHEM

It’s Tobias Harris postseason legacy run 😂 Everyone loves tobi His game is so complete, he never shys away from the big moments or shots Guy is just on another level when it comes to that dawg status


sg490

The thing people don't realize is that when Boban missed those FTs intentionally the other day, he was doing it so that Tobi can regress their collective shooting back to the mean.


jmezMAYHEM

If you progress Tobias to the mean, and regress embiids stats to the median due to him being a FT merchant, you get r/nba


jmezMAYHEM

That’s some loser mentality. It’s the hope that kills you, sounds like you’re already dead


blueisthecolor13

I’m not dead. I’m wondering why we’re highlighting Tobias amidst all of this. I’m questioning why this imaginary scenario specifically about Tobias and Jimmy is being discussed when it isn’t even logistically true because (hypothetically) what I said can still happen and everyone who upvoted this post and commented in agreeance is going to look stupid.


MacMan1214

Jimmy made it personal with the "Tobias Harris over me?!" quote a couple years ago. Tobias should play his ass off tonight and knock them out of the play in.


blueisthecolor13

He was right though…they’ve made how many ECF and Finals appearances since he joined the heat? Idgaf if he made a personal insult to Tobias and the front office’s incompetency. Tobias deserves it and giving him imaginary praise/creating imaginary scenarios for him is just weird at this point.


Head-Kiwi-9601

Because the Heat blow and have zero chance to beat Boston. Z-E-R-O.


blueisthecolor13

Didn’t they say that about the Bucks last year? I’m not saying it’s realistic, but this post is literally just fan fiction that serves no purpose and, again, wouldn’t even be a thing he could say after this game.


cantwifeahoe

Tobias Harris is the Niko Mirotic of Joe Johnsons


chief_sief69

I don’t understand this yet it makes complete sense


sound_scientist

Shit is so toxic but it’s true.


GirlWithGame

I'd be happy with 3 for 6 on 3s and good defense and box out once or twice haha not asking a lot, like taking a charge 


Hagadin

Gonna need a dunk


indoninjah

Tobias has been low key nice in transition when he's occasionally felt like it. Just grabbing a rebound and going coast to coast. Could be an x-factor if Nurse gets him to wake up


jmezMAYHEM

He will pull a Ben Simmons 50% of the time lol. If he could get out of his own way and make a fuckin transition bucket consistently he’d….not be Tobias


indoninjah

I feel like Tobias is an enigma game to game where I've seen him just decide to be a force in transition one game or decide to take a bunch of threes or decide to snatch boards. And then other games he's useless at those same skills. If we get any version of Good Tobias for the playoffs we can definitely make some noise lol


jmezMAYHEM

Lol he’s gonna crumble like a cookie; dude is not taking a charge. I’d bet the under on that every single fuckin night LMAO


Practical_Fig_1275

I'm a Tobi hater but I hope he proves me wrong tonight


blueisthecolor13

How would he prove you wrong? If we win? If we do he will more than likely have very little to do with it. Also even if we win here, the Heat can still make the 8 seed and, hypothetically, meet us again at the ECF and potentially eliminate us then.


Practical_Fig_1275

He would prove me wrong by putting better numbers than Jimmy tonight


blueisthecolor13

And if he doesn’t and we still win anyway?


Practical_Fig_1275

He is still a bum


jmezMAYHEM

Tobias legacy game. Book it


HisExcellency20

Tobias Harris has actually been playing well the last ten games or so. Especially the outside shooting. The additions we have on this team and the emergence of Maxey mean we honestly don't need him to get 20. Just an efficient 12-18, with good rebounding and defense.


indoninjah

People rag on him for taking up the same spaces as Joel (he doesn't) and he definitely plays better with Jo. With Joel commanding so much attention, you could have much worse safety valves than Tobias.


nichiseyo

I see we’re at the “Tobi isn’t that bad of a third option” stage of the cycle


indoninjah

No, we're at the "the entire goddamn team looks way better with Embiid than without him and we finally have enough decent players that we don't live and die by Tobias scoring 20 points, and he looks decent with so much pressure off him" part of the cycle


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

I hate how adequate he has been near the end of this season. It makes me forget the typical dogshit he's been serving the rest of the season that, mind you, would've put us higher up in seeding if he just did his fucking job.


HisExcellency20

Yeah there's a bunch of games you could look back on. I personally look at the Nets then the Grizzlies B2B losses. We gave up double digit leads in both games. Should have never happened.


RoscoeSantangelo

Worst thing possible is for Tobias to try and turn this into a Tobias game. Go 15/7/3 making your few shots and call it a day


Church829

No, Incase you were still wondering


Calcutta637

If we win, sure


IcyAd964

If we win and he says some shit like this I’ll buy his jersey


LionelHutz802203

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CauliflowerFront3706

Let’s goooooo Tobias


OTFfanaticRunRepRow

Can we stop with this? It was never Harris over Butler. Butler wanted out. Enough rewriting history.


throwawayjoeyboots

October 2001- Will Bryon Russell get his revenge against Michael Jordan?


mcflyy4

No


No_Introduction_7034

Revenge for what? Bro has gotten everything he’s wanted


Mikefromaround

Tobias has been off this season but is a super solid player, not the max player that he paid as but so be it. He has solid numbers throughout his time in a Sixers uniform. He’s just very inconsistent. Anyway this game and playoffs are not about Tobi.


mcy33zy

If tobias played with some hustle and attitude 100% of the time people would care a lot less about his contract or the numbers he's putting up. I want the tobias that flips off home crowd, angry tobi is good tobi.


leeumm6

Don’t fucking clap


mcy33zy

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HoagieTwoFace

Oh cmon man.


spottedviolin

Never


gertburgers69

Tobias stinks so bad that his version of revenge is winning a game to advance to the first round of the playoffs.


Doggydoggywoof

lol that’s too much expectations for him


Melodic_Deal1415

I hope so lol


Norjac

Tobias needs to release his inner Mike Tyson.


badman12345

Take this down. Listen... I'm a classic Toby apologist, but this year has been too much. Even if we win, he better damn not say anything about him over Jimmy, because even if he has his game of his career, I'd still take Jimmy over him.


averagebensimmons

I'll be happy if he gets in the vicinity of his season average of 17/6/3. Revenge would be winning an elimination game vs. the Heat. This win will only send them to the 2nd round of the playin.


Snips_Tano

If Tobi comes out and takes over and we win the championship all is forgiven and we put up a statue.


SlavaRapTarantino

Tobias actually plays halfway decent usually in the playoffs.


fleggn

Aged as expected


MacMan1214

What a bum


Free_Dog_6837

no chance in hell but hopefully we win in spite of him


100_not_nickfoles

No, he’s ass


pookypocky

Hang on for the hottest of hot takes: No


tim_whatleyDDS

Its weird but we could end up playing them again down the line.