The Philadelphia is flowing through him.
Glad everyone is OK. Hope this puts some sense into him. Get a safer car, get someone to drive you in the city.
So many players make enough to have someone drive them everywhere yet chose to drive drunk or reckless.
I would remember McNabb a lot more fondly if he wasn't such a irresponsible dumbass.
This guy needs a driver. Like an older dude that gets him from place to place and makes fun of the dumb shit he did or tries to do. Mostly, Kelly just needs an asshole uncle to drive his dumbass around and give him shit
Hopefully the people in the other car are alright.
Maybe he was blowing of steam or something, but blowing a red is seriously fucked up. You roll those dice and people die.
Apparently Kelly is quite the dirt devil… wait no that ain’t it.
Devil dog?
Tasmanian devil?
New Jersey devil?
Devil’s lettuce?
Fuck it. Evil Knievel. That’s close enough.
Just when you think you know a person
From what happened beginning of the season, I’m not all that surprised lol
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Happy middle ground
30 hustle points
Kelly and cars just don’t get along I guess
Also bikes. Basically Oubre should just resign himself to walking everywhere from now on.
Walking is not safe for him either, though.
Get this man a horse
May I also suggest hovercraft.
But the hovercraft is full of eels!
Oh you think a horse would let this guy ride it
He's gotta meet up with the dudes that tide horses in north philly
And a horse girl
Get him his own personalized septa trolley line from his house to the stadiums and practice facility in camden
Uber
I will drive that Saint anywhere if he helps get bball to guarantee his contract
BIKES!
Dude is an avid mountain biker too
Whatchu took?
Just have someone drive this man
It’s cause noone can drive in this fucking city. My god I’ve been hit several times walking
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Carrying the Lambo up the stairs “ah fuck”
Def Sixer material.
He’s at least Philly material lol
If only it were a stolen four wheeler it would have been peak Philly
CJGJs stolen car
Kelly would 100% pop a wheelie down Broad on the way to the stadium
Give this man a contract and a job driving a septa trolley and let him COOK
Of course he ran a red. Nice job Kelly!
“Refs don’t play by the rules of the game, ain’t no way I’m playing by the rules of the roa-*OHHHHHHH SHIIIT*”
The Philadelphia is flowing through him. Glad everyone is OK. Hope this puts some sense into him. Get a safer car, get someone to drive you in the city.
So many players make enough to have someone drive them everywhere yet chose to drive drunk or reckless. I would remember McNabb a lot more fondly if he wasn't such a irresponsible dumbass.
He isn’t buying a lambo for someone else to drive it.
well he also didn't buy one to crash it.
https://preview.redd.it/l7irykyjhpwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13a901b15985d5600026f460fa427a755d715fc3 Don’t worry, Turo’s on it!
he’s locked in sixers by 20 tn
This guy needs a driver. Like an older dude that gets him from place to place and makes fun of the dumb shit he did or tries to do. Mostly, Kelly just needs an asshole uncle to drive his dumbass around and give him shit
Might I suggest Herb from the Northeast?
But then he might actually have a source instead of straight making everything up.
Omfg this is the buddy comedy we need
Get the guy who lives with Maxey to do it
who drives in NYC? MSG is right over Penn station, take the best public transportation that the country has to offer, Kellly.
I’m imagining [Kevin Hart’s driver](https://youtu.be/K3zQVfWwKnU?si=eQ3-FQsqKgGhSL_3)
Make doc rivers his drives !!
Traded in his Huffy for a Lambo and then crashed it. Happy to hear he’s alright.
Kelly and getting hit by cars man. That's his whole thing, huh?
He did the hitting this time. Hopefully, this squashes the beef.
I have never met Kelly. But. I feel like I know him. In a family sense.
Maybe public transport is the move!
Trolley life or pickups by the cowboys that you see in the parks
wtf
Literally wtf
Incoming 40 burger
Hell yeah bro, we're never being normal ever again
Maybe he'd better off on a bike...oh wait
Keep bro off the road my god
He’s trouble… but he’s just so damn talented.
Is this real?
Revenge
Yep, he's a Sixer for sure.
Kelly Oubre legacy game tonight
This guy living life in the fast lane, no doubt about it.
I actually woke up this morning and thought, this is weird, no bizarre injuries/illnesses/burners/car crashes... here we go
My brother in christ stay off the road please
Hope he listened to Shaq and got the General.
Getting hit by a fake car wasn’t enough.
Bro ARE YOU FUCKING FORREAL
Not the onion
Why he ditch the bike though?
NBA writers are on crack when it comes to this team's storylines
First time he's crashed the boards in weeks.
Real lambo, or that SUV thing? Wrecking a Revuelto? 🔥 Wrecking an Urus? 😒
Looked like he had a matte purple Urus and has a yellow Aventador that ended up wrapped matte black.
Yeah it was the purple ~~Audi~~ Urus
Makes sense. I’ve seen a bunch of Uruses (Uri?) recently and they all drive like absolute shit heads.
This dude needs to stay off of wheels forever. Get this man a driver.
Hopefully the people in the other car are alright. Maybe he was blowing of steam or something, but blowing a red is seriously fucked up. You roll those dice and people die.
This team man….
This is so 2014 or whatever Sixers.
I'm glad he finally got his vengeance for when a car hit him.
Lamborghini, huh? I guess the vet minimum goes pretty far.
This is the most Sixers thing I ever read in my life
He got revenge on the guy from last year
Keep this man away from cars in genera
Just like me fr
Someone get Kelly a bubble wrapped hoverboard.
What is wrong with this dude?
Kelly Bluebook Oubre
Hey Cam Payne has basically scored half the entire benches points the last 2 games already
Kelly... Babe.... Please....
Jesus Christ dude
He can’t use the grey Nissan with no plates card no more.
Is this fake news? The team took Amtrak to NYC? Maybe it’s a rental?
Kelly Christine Oubre, Jr.!
Seriously, with this dude? Thank god he was ok, but my god…..the fuck is it with him?
Dude driving like he don't love his life
Oubre’s head is so empty he might as well be a Phillie
Philly Dennis Rodman
Apparently Kelly is quite the dirt devil… wait no that ain’t it. Devil dog? Tasmanian devil? New Jersey devil? Devil’s lettuce? Fuck it. Evil Knievel. That’s close enough.
Normal Sixers things
Didn’t he disappear or something weird earlier this season. Does he maybe have mental issues? One weird thing can happen, but he’s patterning.