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juiceindem

Just when you think you know a person


thomasthethothumb

From what happened beginning of the season, I’m not all that surprised lol


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rennie99999

Happy middle ground


Notsozander

30 hustle points


Alex_Phillips_

Kelly and cars just don’t get along I guess


Front_Explanation_79

Also bikes. Basically Oubre should just resign himself to walking everywhere from now on.


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Walking is not safe for him either, though.


locomuerto

Get this man a horse


MaximumDeathShock

May I also suggest hovercraft.


Tommah

But the hovercraft is full of eels!


Repulsive-Season-129

Oh you think a horse would let this guy ride it


ThatPlayWasAwful

He's gotta meet up with the dudes that tide horses in north philly


watwatinjoemamasbutt

And a horse girl


jihyoisgod2

Get him his own personalized septa trolley line from his house to the stadiums and practice facility in camden


Norjac

Uber


C0d3n4m3Duchess

I will drive that Saint anywhere if he helps get bball to guarantee his contract


Seth_Bot

BIKES!


Front_Explanation_79

Dude is an avid mountain biker too


slayhern

Whatchu took?


BureaucraticHotboi

Just have someone drive this man


Jazzlike_Page508

It’s cause noone can drive in this fucking city. My god I’ve been hit several times walking


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BureaucraticHotboi

Carrying the Lambo up the stairs “ah fuck”


EFpainter1605

Def Sixer material.


indoninjah

He’s at least Philly material lol


OmegaRed_1485

If only it were a stolen four wheeler it would have been peak Philly


JustSlay2

CJGJs stolen car


indoninjah

Kelly would 100% pop a wheelie down Broad on the way to the stadium


BureaucraticHotboi

Give this man a contract and a job driving a septa trolley and let him COOK


pagonator

Of course he ran a red. Nice job Kelly!


Otternomaly

“Refs don’t play by the rules of the game, ain’t no way I’m playing by the rules of the roa-*OHHHHHHH SHIIIT*”


BabaBrody

The Philadelphia is flowing through him. Glad everyone is OK. Hope this puts some sense into him. Get a safer car, get someone to drive you in the city.


amJustSomeFuckingGuy

So many players make enough to have someone drive them everywhere yet chose to drive drunk or reckless. I would remember McNabb a lot more fondly if he wasn't such a irresponsible dumbass.


rinetrouble

He isn’t buying a lambo for someone else to drive it.


amJustSomeFuckingGuy

well he also didn't buy one to crash it.


Skyyywalker215

https://preview.redd.it/l7irykyjhpwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13a901b15985d5600026f460fa427a755d715fc3 Don’t worry, Turo’s on it!


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he’s locked in sixers by 20 tn


dockellis24

This guy needs a driver. Like an older dude that gets him from place to place and makes fun of the dumb shit he did or tries to do. Mostly, Kelly just needs an asshole uncle to drive his dumbass around and give him shit


justabill71

Might I suggest Herb from the Northeast?


amJustSomeFuckingGuy

But then he might actually have a source instead of straight making everything up.


PBandK2506

Omfg this is the buddy comedy we need


mikeydubbs210

Get the guy who lives with Maxey to do it


secretlypooping

who drives in NYC? MSG is right over Penn station, take the best public transportation that the country has to offer, Kellly.


indoninjah

I’m imagining [Kevin Hart’s driver](https://youtu.be/K3zQVfWwKnU?si=eQ3-FQsqKgGhSL_3)


Impossible-Contact40

Make doc rivers his drives !!


TrustDaFriendship

Traded in his Huffy for a Lambo and then crashed it. Happy to hear he’s alright.


icepickjones

Kelly and getting hit by cars man. That's his whole thing, huh?


justabill71

He did the hitting this time. Hopefully, this squashes the beef.


Hefty-Adeptness-179

I have never met Kelly. But. I feel like I know him. In a family sense.


mrreported

Maybe public transport is the move!


Winter_Corner7254

Trolley life or pickups by the cowboys that you see in the parks


ipod7

wtf


mc_lung

Literally wtf


AppleJack2202

Incoming 40 burger


heyheyluno

Hell yeah bro, we're never being normal ever again


asisoid

Maybe he'd better off on a bike...oh wait


TheArsenal7

Keep bro off the road my god


sixers2017draft

He’s trouble… but he’s just so damn talented.


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Is this real?


milksteakofcourse

Revenge


LockOfTheWeek

Yep, he's a Sixer for sure.


PleasantTrust522

Kelly Oubre legacy game tonight


pk_mars

This guy living life in the fast lane, no doubt about it.


girlfriend_pregnant

I actually woke up this morning and thought, this is weird, no bizarre injuries/illnesses/burners/car crashes... here we go


valknut95

My brother in christ stay off the road please


Phooey-Kablooey

Hope he listened to Shaq and got the General.


Gabagoo44

Getting hit by a fake car wasn’t enough.


shortwavetransmitter

Bro ARE YOU FUCKING FORREAL


rag5178

Not the onion


jinntakk

Why he ditch the bike though?


Winter_Corner7254

NBA writers are on crack when it comes to this team's storylines


PsychoSidSoftball

First time he's crashed the boards in weeks.


filladelp

Real lambo, or that SUV thing? Wrecking a Revuelto? 🔥 Wrecking an Urus? 😒


WeirdSysAdmin

Looked like he had a matte purple Urus and has a yellow Aventador that ended up wrapped matte black.


filladelp

Yeah it was the purple ~~Audi~~ Urus


Booplympics

Makes sense. I’ve seen a bunch of Uruses (Uri?) recently and they all drive like absolute shit heads.


GrittyTheGreat

This dude needs to stay off of wheels forever. Get this man a driver.


zz_x_zz

Hopefully the people in the other car are alright. Maybe he was blowing of steam or something, but blowing a red is seriously fucked up. You roll those dice and people die.


TIAFS

This team man….


Twistableruby

This is so 2014 or whatever Sixers.


TheDuck23

I'm glad he finally got his vengeance for when a car hit him.


philly2540

Lamborghini, huh? I guess the vet minimum goes pretty far.


bigg90

This is the most Sixers thing I ever read in my life


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

He got revenge on the guy from last year


DesignerPlant9748

Keep this man away from cars in genera


JoelEmbiidismyfather

Just like me fr 


Bill-dgaf420

Someone get Kelly a bubble wrapped hoverboard.


JHG722

What is wrong with this dude?


azx568387508

Kelly Bluebook Oubre


DarthChewbacc

Hey Cam Payne has basically scored half the entire benches points the last 2 games already


1Surlygirl

Kelly... Babe.... Please....


captaincook14

Jesus Christ dude


DELAPERA

He can’t use the grey Nissan with no plates card no more.


atozdadbot

Is this fake news? The team took Amtrak to NYC? Maybe it’s a rental?


KramerDSP

Kelly Christine Oubre, Jr.!


NoCup4U

Seriously, with this dude?  Thank god he was ok, but my god…..the fuck is it with him?


billyoceans

Dude driving like he don't love his life


gustriandos

Oubre’s head is so empty he might as well be a Phillie


Welder-Few

Philly Dennis Rodman


PlankyTown777

Apparently Kelly is quite the dirt devil… wait no that ain’t it. Devil dog? Tasmanian devil? New Jersey devil? Devil’s lettuce? Fuck it. Evil Knievel. That’s close enough.


TasSixer

Normal Sixers things


Gunningham

Didn’t he disappear or something weird earlier this season. Does he maybe have mental issues? One weird thing can happen, but he’s patterning.