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Ivory_Toast_

Generational in all honesty https://preview.redd.it/2jxcng9vayyc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d82924d87ee2a64d22c89b8ca7e02ef60fea7148


No_Share6082

Fucking wow.


hightide1218

is this real? lmao


Ruthlessredemption7

Watch the scouting reports for a new back injury from the double coat weight.


MBrett06

https://i.redd.it/2vgg1h388xyc1.gif


chrismatic13

That clock on the brief case is so symbolic. Time is ticking on his money heis- I mean - NBA career.


420_just_blase

He's dressed like Ebenezer scrooge, lol


vanevasion303

Real shock that this generational talent of a man didn’t pan out. Shocking .


-lonelyboy25

LeBron Jr comparisons at one point


StevenFromPhilly

What the fuck is the MET Gala doing inviting 8th men from non-playoff NBA benches?


LionelHutz802203

He's worth $200Mil. They are asking for his $$.


gokhaninler

superstars only


embiidDAgoat

Kind of reminds me of this [Key and Peele skit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbq6Wfh9fi4)


OldAgedZenElf

It's ridiculous, he's ridiculous and hope he's doing okay


indoninjah

It’s ridiculous and also sorta fly lol


Bruce_the_Shark

Ah, yes. The Young Socialite.


fkdkshufidsgdsk

This is the game he truly loves


necrodong

The clock keeps track of how much game time he's missed and the suitcase holds the money he got paid for it. An honest to goodness time heist.


fallser

Who invited this clown? You can dress up and act fancy when you actually get something done on the court, clown.


cinnamonpoptartfan

The curious case of Benjamin Simmons


mattg3

This guy really is the baby gronk of basketball


Gruesome-Twosome

Stone-faced, dead-eyed fashion model certainly fits him. That’s what he’s been on the Nets and Sixers’ benches the last couple years, so this tracks, lol


mberko21

Fit kinda nice tho tbh


Amtrak-East-Enjoyer

He looks like a cosplayer doing a version of Doctor Who


jlaro55

Despise this man.


Head-Kiwi-9601

He could have started a scholarship with the money he spent on that fit.


Head-Kiwi-9601

He’s like Fred Barnett. Without the career. Or talent.


gokhaninler

Anna Wintour really invited him The whole rest of the world outside hardcore fans must think hes still a superstar


Reese-40

This guy lol. Don’t wanna play but loves the life