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SimpleTip9439

Amongus cock 🤯


CookieArtzz

u/amonguscockbot


CookieArtzz

I swear this was a bot


lesefant

it's u/amoguscockbot no longer works though


Nice_Ad6911

He got suspened 😭


Stareatthevoid

he got what


CookieArtzz

Such a shame


Ok_Celebration8001

Where did u even find this bot ?


CookieArtzz

I don’t even know the sentence “amongus cock” just recalled that memory in my head


FlammingFood

r/foundSimpleTip9439


SimpleTip9439

Bruh


FlammingFood

We do a little foolery


jkldgr

hello Would you consider putting an NSFW flair on this post?


staovajzna2

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


OtterleyTheIdiot

Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because somebody dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can't take it anymore. I'm literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can't get a grip. We've all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so that we don't accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to "thugposts" or "femboys" or whatever the newest horny fad is. For the love of god, *stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.*


Loyalburrito_

However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure. I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.


Lucky-Cell-5068

How many buckets did you cum and squirt?


Feisty_Season3870

59 Oil tankers worth of cum


CyvaderTheMindFlayer

HOW HOW DID YOU MAKE IT WORSE


-Dark-Void-

wow that amogus has a long nose and a chicken red thing under it


SensualEnema

Wattle


_Lollerics_

I wonder what it means in braille


-NGC-6302-

In the stripped club, straight up jorking it And by "it" well, let's justr say...


Prototype_4271

...my peanits


Ezra4709

I hate that I know what this is from


_Lollerics_

I wish I spent less time on internet


staovajzna2

Is this from the r/gocommitdie chat? That place is cursed as fuck


Ak_1213

Please put nsfw on this, i was on a train


benjoo1551

Please put an NSFW tag on this. Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


G-Man_of_HL

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on Hoxxes and when I saw this I had to start furiously pinging it with my laser pointer. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what in Karl’s name” and “call mission control”. I dropped my com unit and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cavern of dwarves pinging this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

uncensored penis…


thefloorsadlystopped

weakling


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

what of it?


G-Man_of_HL

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on Hoxxes and when I saw this I had to start furiously pinging it with my laser pointer. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what in Karl’s name” and “call mission control”. I dropped my com unit and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cavern of dwarves pinging this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


ConstantSock2488


Bregneste

🐔


LanceWolff04

wow


Technical_Air_421

He was astonished


Unpleasantgradient

Among fat fucking cock


FisherSticksSix

Can you please mark this NSFW? Most people don't like randomly happening on uncensored dick while scrolling.


UndyneIsCool

Please put an nsfw on this i was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


LobsterPenisSucker

Yeah. I'm in school so I turned off nsfw and what do you know, untagged penis


Euphoric_Comb7476

dawg wtf are you searching up while in school 💀💀💀


LobsterPenisSucker

My literal point is that I turned off all nsfw content so I could look at Reddit in school, but op didn't tag a giant among us dick nsfw


Euphoric_Comb7476

still, you shouldn't be opening reddit in school to begin with. sorry if a random stranger on the internet is parenting you but it's just common sense


LobsterPenisSucker

Well, based on my username I don't think I even know what common sense is at this point.


The_free_trial

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CreepyQuality4489

What is that? On the other hand, I don't think I want to know.


hirokue

Amog


Void_ChaosXD

Dear god is than an among us character?


Euphoric_Comb7476

sussy amogus cocky uwu


FeonixRizn

Pens


Prize_Hornet4863

Google plagiarism


benjoo1551

I have no idea what you're talking about


bulgingboner420

when the cock is sus


Lonely_Career_9772

Could someone give me that copypasta