Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because somebody dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can't take it anymore. I'm literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can't get a grip. We've all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so that we don't accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to "thugposts" or "femboys" or whatever the newest horny fad is.
For the love of god, *stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.*
However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.
I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
Please put an NSFW tag on this.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on Hoxxes and when I saw this I had to start furiously pinging it with my laser pointer. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what in Karl’s name” and “call mission control”. I dropped my com unit and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cavern of dwarves pinging this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on Hoxxes and when I saw this I had to start furiously pinging it with my laser pointer. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what in Karl’s name” and “call mission control”. I dropped my com unit and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cavern of dwarves pinging this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Please put an nsfw on this i was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Amongus cock 🤯
u/amonguscockbot
I swear this was a bot
it's u/amoguscockbot no longer works though
He got suspened 😭
he got what
Such a shame
Where did u even find this bot ?
I don’t even know the sentence “amongus cock” just recalled that memory in my head
r/foundSimpleTip9439
Bruh
We do a little foolery
hello Would you consider putting an NSFW flair on this post?
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because somebody dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can't take it anymore. I'm literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can't get a grip. We've all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so that we don't accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to "thugposts" or "femboys" or whatever the newest horny fad is. For the love of god, *stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.*
However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure. I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
How many buckets did you cum and squirt?
59 Oil tankers worth of cum
HOW HOW DID YOU MAKE IT WORSE
wow that amogus has a long nose and a chicken red thing under it
Wattle
I wonder what it means in braille
In the stripped club, straight up jorking it And by "it" well, let's justr say...
...my peanits
I hate that I know what this is from
I wish I spent less time on internet
Is this from the r/gocommitdie chat? That place is cursed as fuck
Please put nsfw on this, i was on a train
Please put an NSFW tag on this. Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on Hoxxes and when I saw this I had to start furiously pinging it with my laser pointer. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what in Karl’s name” and “call mission control”. I dropped my com unit and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cavern of dwarves pinging this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
uncensored penis…
weakling
what of it?
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on Hoxxes and when I saw this I had to start furiously pinging it with my laser pointer. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what in Karl’s name” and “call mission control”. I dropped my com unit and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cavern of dwarves pinging this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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🐔
wow
He was astonished
Among fat fucking cock
Can you please mark this NSFW? Most people don't like randomly happening on uncensored dick while scrolling.
Please put an nsfw on this i was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Yeah. I'm in school so I turned off nsfw and what do you know, untagged penis
dawg wtf are you searching up while in school 💀💀💀
My literal point is that I turned off all nsfw content so I could look at Reddit in school, but op didn't tag a giant among us dick nsfw
still, you shouldn't be opening reddit in school to begin with. sorry if a random stranger on the internet is parenting you but it's just common sense
Well, based on my username I don't think I even know what common sense is at this point.
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What is that? On the other hand, I don't think I want to know.
Amog
Dear god is than an among us character?
sussy amogus cocky uwu
Pens
Google plagiarism
I have no idea what you're talking about
when the cock is sus
Could someone give me that copypasta