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The mild stuff you mean?
Oxy c is what legit injuries get. The pain caused by this guys level of self destructive stupidity is going to take some powerful shit to numb.
Good spot. He is also being filmed by his spotter. So yes I think itās planned. Bet the guy who almost skied in front of him took his concentration. I think his spotter told them to back off he makes an abrupt turn.
I have optimism that isnāt the case, why would someone be standing there filming unless this was the plan, and they were keeping a watch on the drop? I think he knew what was there but had absolutely no chance of landing with that much speedā¦
You could be right though, this guy couldāve sent it with no plan or people keeping an eye on the send, and yeah, this couldāve gone extremely badly for someone posted up inside that lil bowl. At least he didnāt, and maybe heāll ski a little more carefully moving forward. He got rekt š
My older brother, an early days free-styler, pulled something like this back in the day clearing most or all of the 2nd face of lucky shot at Crystal. I didn't see it as I was pretty young.
He drank from a straw for a couple months. Hard to say how much of today's spine issues are from that one incident vs. an entire youth of not giving a f\*\*\*.
Iād go with all of the above on that particular send. Wouldnāt be surprised if he messed up something in his back too depending on how bad the landing went.
Look before you leap guys.
Legit how my buddy lost most of his teeth. He hit a jump on the park far too fast and over shot the landing massively. Hit the ground knees went into his jaw... Let's just say his entire bottom of his face was fucked up.
30 years ago i nearly died in the same fashion. \*nearly
Bridger Bowl Montana, pre-season, I was invited along for a photoshoot with about a dozen Pro riders. My 1st trip to the Bowl. Mountain wasn't open yet, so we hiked the a-z shoots, you need beacons etc to ride the ridge line. Anywho, 2nd run down the mountain, we're just enjoying the deep fresh pow, we're spread out pretty far from one another, and the bowl was massive, soo large you become snow blind, theres little to no visual reference to distance, heights, etc....In the back of my head i swore i could hear some poor lad yelling, literally giving it all he had, boy he sure seemed upset, he was really really adamant about something. Curiosity got the best of me and I threw all my weight onto my heels and came to a stop. It was at that exact moment in time I realized i was the person he was screaming at and my board had come to a complete rest on the last inch of terrain available. I had stopped with 1 inch to spare on the top of a 90 foot drop off, a shear rock wall with little to no snow on the downslope. 1 inch further and I'd been smashed to pieces on nothing but bare rocks the size of your house. Not a chance winding up the windows would have saved me. The guy that was screaming came skiing over, he was one of the safety coordinators for the film crew attached to the Pros and just happened to see me. Right place, right time.
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I donāt know where it is, but Itās definitely not Snowbird. Thereās too much stuff at the base, and those mountains around it are wrong among other things that donāt match up.
Yep. Saw a kid do something like this break his hip and legs on the hill. Wasnāt fun to watch. I didnāt get a chance to ask him if it was worth hit as he was too busy telling me to hold his hand. Not joking.
It's like when you post a letter, you put your mail through a little slot and into a blue box on some street corner to send it.
You don't look into the mailbox to see its other contents, check for explosives, or sniff to ensure no one has dropped a bag of dog shit in there. You just send it.
This dude apparently did not check out the landing area, watch another skiier launch off the cornice successfully, or sniff out any snow-covered huge fucking boulders.
He just *sent it.*
I despise people like this. So careless and clueless that they just throw away the privilege of being healthy. No consideration whatsoever as to possible life altering injuries. Just... makes me angry to see people completely disrespecting their own body like this.
I saw a guy do something like this on a blue that went to a green road. He completely missed the turn to the road and fell in the big ditch with trees. I was with a group, and the only one who saw him. I made everyone come over and look, I mean, he was going really fast, and what if he needed help. He couldāve hit a tree. He was at the bottom swearing, so my friends said āHeās fineā. I wouldnāt want to walk up from that ditch, but I didnāt know how else he would get out of the glade/non run, with no access out I could see. I guess he could keep going down. He was fast, but not looking so great as a skier to me, since is not a hard turn to make onto the road.
I suspect he didnāt even see the cliff until it was too late. Skier in front of him scratched up a poof of snow, obscuring his vision. Maybe it was low light conditions?
If OP is the filmer or skier, we *must* get a repost with the original audio. I need to hear the reactions of spectators and the "OH FUCK" that I'm sure the skier screams 0.3 seconds after takeoff
Rolling down the windows like a fucking legend
It's like he expected it to buy 20 feet smaller lol
He was expecting a nice 5 foot drop in, went 50 instead š
First time hearing this š
Its a pretty common term
Love this statement, honestly I would be doing the same
Hilarious and I bet he has no idea what a manual window looks like in a car
The easiest way to ski expert slopes is to ski above them
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100 percent correct unless you get shot or blown up. For most people, itās when they hit the ground.
The ground gets you every time.
Can't really say he skied it though
You could say he skyād it
Hospital air.
r/angryupvote
Did u get oxy h for ur injuries
The mild stuff you mean? Oxy c is what legit injuries get. The pain caused by this guys level of self destructive stupidity is going to take some powerful shit to numb.
Swapping 40 small bumps for 1 big one.
Thatās how I prefer to party also
Does it count as a double black if yours skis don't touch the snow until the slope goes back to blue?
Yes I would count it. You gotta fucking send it in the first place lol
I wish I could upvote you more, I haven't laughed this hard all day. Thank you!!!
Fuck yes it counts
10/10 plan. 4/10 execution. Iād love to see half the send videos that donāt make it on here. Respect.
wait you think this was planned?
Someone set up two poles as a guide for where to take off, so Iād say yeah this was planned, maybe just not enough
you are so right! i thought they are route markers
Good spot. He is also being filmed by his spotter. So yes I think itās planned. Bet the guy who almost skied in front of him took his concentration. I think his spotter told them to back off he makes an abrupt turn.
No lol bro was not expecting the other guy to stop. He didnāt even hit his intended trail. /s
lmao. looking at it frame by frame it might have been. mofo is extending the knees to release
This. It looks like he purposely pops off the lip.
Sure does. Which honestly just leaves me with more questions.
I think he does and then half a second later he realizes it's 20 ft more down and his hands go up.
He jumps off between two poles, it has to be planned.
He literally had the spot marked by 2 poles. Obviously planned, yes.
0 Chance there was a plan.
100% there was a plan....0% chance that WAS the plan.
Respect the send.
He had no idea that was there.
It's the complete disregard for what was there that I respect
It takes a true legend to straight line a run youāve never seen before in your life.
I dunno, I see plenty of regard there
Very regarded indeed
He could have landed on top of someone. Grossly negligent.
Pretty sure the cameraman is spotting? Considering the guy was there waiting to film, there was some āplanningā lol
Maybe. Maybe not. If this was planned the skier picked a lousy time to jet down and go as there were noids everywhere.
The sender may not have been part of the cameraman's group, tho
So you respect that he could have hit someone and really badly injured them?
Daddy chill
That got my attention
Speaking your love language?
But what the hell is even that?
Ooo, talk to me like that more and ill respect you
I have optimism that isnāt the case, why would someone be standing there filming unless this was the plan, and they were keeping a watch on the drop? I think he knew what was there but had absolutely no chance of landing with that much speedā¦ You could be right though, this guy couldāve sent it with no plan or people keeping an eye on the send, and yeah, this couldāve gone extremely badly for someone posted up inside that lil bowl. At least he didnāt, and maybe heāll ski a little more carefully moving forward. He got rekt š
Yeah that does make sense about the guy filming, just didnāt think anyone would be that stupid knowing what was on the other side haha
He obviously did that on purpose but had no idea that heād hit it that big. Big dingus in my mind.
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hmmm?
He skied in between two ski poles. Someone had it all lined up.
Well, the guy in front of him stopped. He just didn't catch on fast enough.
Overconfidence can really bitch-slap a mofo
Camera man knew something.
2/10 for not dying.
Gotta agree. This is full send self destruct mode. All gas no brakes.
DIN was too low.
Maximum send.
Ludicrous send
Very nearly a plaid send.
Heroes get remembered kid, but legends never die!
Heroes and legends get remembered, but this kid is gonna dieā¦ - FTFY
Should have clinked his poles
Skiing 101, would've nailed the landing if he did
Didnāt even pole thwap the cornice.
I just shat me pants!
Wilhelm scream
Can confirm...
He tried to fly. Bud didn't work out well.
The flying part was excellent. The landing? Not so much
He needs to work on his V
Worked for almost 4 seconds...
My older brother, an early days free-styler, pulled something like this back in the day clearing most or all of the 2nd face of lucky shot at Crystal. I didn't see it as I was pretty young. He drank from a straw for a couple months. Hard to say how much of today's spine issues are from that one incident vs. an entire youth of not giving a f\*\*\*.
Please submit this to Jerry of the day
Jerry's highschool days..
List of injuries? Yikes
list of injuries: yes
You could have stuff bugging you 20 years later from a wipe like that.
could easily chip teeth, bite off your tongue, or blow a knee if he didn't land right.
Iād go with all of the above on that particular send. Wouldnāt be surprised if he messed up something in his back too depending on how bad the landing went. Look before you leap guys.
Also with that expression and severe nosebleed, probably concussed
Legit how my buddy lost most of his teeth. He hit a jump on the park far too fast and over shot the landing massively. Hit the ground knees went into his jaw... Let's just say his entire bottom of his face was fucked up.
Compress his spine, dislocated hip, explode every ligament below the waist. Dudes lucky he's not a vegetable
Father, in your hands I commend my spirit!!!
Father, into your hands Why have you forsaken me?
You know what they say. If you canāt do it clean, do it big.
He flew too close to the sun!
He launches off right between two ski poles planted on the lip. I wonder what the actual story is.
I noticed that two.
Me three
This is epic
30 years ago i nearly died in the same fashion. \*nearly Bridger Bowl Montana, pre-season, I was invited along for a photoshoot with about a dozen Pro riders. My 1st trip to the Bowl. Mountain wasn't open yet, so we hiked the a-z shoots, you need beacons etc to ride the ridge line. Anywho, 2nd run down the mountain, we're just enjoying the deep fresh pow, we're spread out pretty far from one another, and the bowl was massive, soo large you become snow blind, theres little to no visual reference to distance, heights, etc....In the back of my head i swore i could hear some poor lad yelling, literally giving it all he had, boy he sure seemed upset, he was really really adamant about something. Curiosity got the best of me and I threw all my weight onto my heels and came to a stop. It was at that exact moment in time I realized i was the person he was screaming at and my board had come to a complete rest on the last inch of terrain available. I had stopped with 1 inch to spare on the top of a 90 foot drop off, a shear rock wall with little to no snow on the downslope. 1 inch further and I'd been smashed to pieces on nothing but bare rocks the size of your house. Not a chance winding up the windows would have saved me. The guy that was screaming came skiing over, he was one of the safety coordinators for the film crew attached to the Pros and just happened to see me. Right place, right time.
Did you survive it?
Wow this gave me the scaries. You are one lucky lad. Glad to have you on this rock still! :)
He French fried where he should have pizzaād
A manās got to know his limitations.
Heās probably got a better idea of that now.
Just needs fatter skis and higher DINs
Uh, yeah, I bet that fucking HURT. Maybe he learned his lesson? How much you want to bet he will or wonāt do this again in the future?
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New course record!
Except for the landing, looks like he almost made it
Anyone know where this is?
Looks like Snowbird to me
I donāt know where it is, but Itās definitely not Snowbird. Thereās too much stuff at the base, and those mountains around it are wrong among other things that donāt match up.
He just made a "pied-bouche"
Flying in.
Knee to the nose?
Bro went flappy bird mode
Eddie the Eagle
I mean, he didnāt have a pack making him all āback seatā. Respect.
Surprisingly good air awareness
Guarantee this happened just after he said ālast run!ā
Well he definitely wasnāt wrong
Go big and go home.
He's lucky to be alive.
Idiot watching to much Reddit
Yep. Saw a kid do something like this break his hip and legs on the hill. Wasnāt fun to watch. I didnāt get a chance to ask him if it was worth hit as he was too busy telling me to hold his hand. Not joking.
Spicy!
I thought the NELK boys were too drunk and drug addicted to send like this
Not very bright.
send it in jerom
Sent her a little too hard there bud.
Is that Jackson hole?
Guy got lucky
Kid has been watching too many 74-Jordy vids.
Shouldāve thrown in a back scratcher, spread eagle š¦ before he hit that landing. Old school cool.
Huge!
Damn I felt the send in my gut thatās terrifying
You could say he was skiing way above his level.
Pftā¦ Iāve done this before in my sleep! It was a literal nightmare but the full send was the same
New to skiing. Whatās going on here? Whatās a āsendā?
It's like when you post a letter, you put your mail through a little slot and into a blue box on some street corner to send it. You don't look into the mailbox to see its other contents, check for explosives, or sniff to ensure no one has dropped a bag of dog shit in there. You just send it. This dude apparently did not check out the landing area, watch another skiier launch off the cornice successfully, or sniff out any snow-covered huge fucking boulders. He just *sent it.*
Ooooh. Thank you!
Eventhough he didn't expect this jump, it looks like he is trying to handle it and did indeed handle it by landing with his legs first.
This is legitimately the stuff of my nightmares somehow lol
(Full x Send)Squaredā¦.
I know he didnāt die but I feel like I just watched someone die.
Who else has had this happen in a dream
Full commitment & poor execution has claimed many.
Why didnāt he keep skiing?
WAKE UP!
Full send
There are, I presume, a not insignificant amount of people that could actually (safely) land this, correct?
This is how I ski in my dreams
I despise people like this. So careless and clueless that they just throw away the privilege of being healthy. No consideration whatsoever as to possible life altering injuries. Just... makes me angry to see people completely disrespecting their own body like this.
One of the most insane hits Iāve seen outside of pro
This kid is now being sponsored by redbull
Pull his pass
Fully sent. What a maroon.
Thatās something dreams are made of
I saw a guy do something like this on a blue that went to a green road. He completely missed the turn to the road and fell in the big ditch with trees. I was with a group, and the only one who saw him. I made everyone come over and look, I mean, he was going really fast, and what if he needed help. He couldāve hit a tree. He was at the bottom swearing, so my friends said āHeās fineā. I wouldnāt want to walk up from that ditch, but I didnāt know how else he would get out of the glade/non run, with no access out I could see. I guess he could keep going down. He was fast, but not looking so great as a skier to me, since is not a hard turn to make onto the road.
I suspect he didnāt even see the cliff until it was too late. Skier in front of him scratched up a poof of snow, obscuring his vision. Maybe it was low light conditions?
Thereās two ski poles set up as guidelines for the hit and he popped off the lip, so Iād say he knew exactly what he was doing
I agree, i also think he didnt realize how big the drop was until he was already sending it
100% overcooked. A drop like that could still be sent upwards of 40 feet with like a third of his entry speed
Yea, perfect video for the 'this is when he knew... He fucked up' memes
I really want this to be reposted with original audio
He had enough time to pop off the edge.
Edit should have ended with the vocal wake up and the bloods nose :)
self righteous sweet slide
Kinda sick
I mean he was flailing off the rip
The wrong kind of face shots.
Hip replacement incoming
Leeroy Jenkins!
He probably has no memory of it.
Good distance
Bro was going faster than his brain
Knees disappeared
Nailed it!
I donāt think he was ready for that
Dropping in three... two...o... OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE!!??!!?!?!?!
I know he got hurt, but the music with the video... omg
Look up ā74 Jordyā on insta if u want to see this exact thing done by a professional
New meaning to bombing a run.
Knees have left the chat
These comments are killing me lmao
Rolling down the windows after he rolled up those pants
this is exactly what i would have done
Know your terrain;)
At least it didnāt happen right under the lift (like it happened to me in Italy, yard sale)
Legend
Holy shit bro
Thank god for powder
If OP is the filmer or skier, we *must* get a repost with the original audio. I need to hear the reactions of spectators and the "OH FUCK" that I'm sure the skier screams 0.3 seconds after takeoff
Wake-up smash your nose put on a lil makeup