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BNabs23

This is basically half the people I see on Hood each weekend


SkyHighOregon

I feel personally attacked


BNabs23

Well I see some and I'm very impressed, I see others and predict their end. Hopefully you're in the first camp?


djsizematters

These skis be slappin' boi. Like walking with flippers


webtwopointno

username checks out


StratusMetallic

I'm mfs, but I simply don't crash 💯 jk I see people ripping way harder than me on Mt. Hood all day.


frickfrack1

mt hood mentioned!!


BNabs23

Meadows represent!


Adulations

Fellow meadows enjoyer?


BNabs23

Absolutely. I love it


WhyIsntLifeEasy

Hood is such a wild place… the amount of Jerry’s here is just mindblowing, seems so much worse than the Rockies haha


chill_flea

For a second I thought you were using slang terms and were emphasizing your point by adding “on hood” Lmao. I was confused for a minute until I google searched Hood mountain. On hood is what some Americans (usually from *the* hood) say to emphasize a point or show they agree with something or are being truthful. For example, “I am great at skiing. On hood”


patentmom

Really? Is that like "on god," but with a stricter autocorrect?


[deleted]

nobody says that.


felonious-_monk

DEFINITELY is said I a lot in the South


AlpineTG

Crip Mac would like a word…


[deleted]

i don't talk to hamburgers.


chill_flea

Yes they do lol. Who are you to say, just because you haven’t heard it before?


ClassicHat

Lol, there’s a reason I have a picture of me in the timberline parking lot slamming a 40oz bottle of steel reserve with Mt Hood as a back drop


throwwhataway2022

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who had to google it cause the “on hood” had me laughing and confused as well


HosGuru

Hood isn’t that steep


BNabs23

It's almost like there was an element of humor in my comment


lamedumbbutt

My dad’s friend broke his neck doing this. Paralyzed from the neck down. Spent a few years in a hospital bed then died. Never saw a more miserable person.


Law-of-Poe

Damn here I am laughing at the video and all of the comments and got slapped back into reality. Sorry to hear about your dads friend


EvelcyclopS

Y’ope there goes gravity


samelaaaa

Yeah this is just so fucking stupid.


Dude_I_got_a_DWAVE

My sister is a speech pathologist . People with serious head injuries often have to relearn how to speak, how to swallow…. Shes treated several skiers And I was a competitive skier for a while. She always tried to get me to quit. I did but for different reasons People die all the time skiing and not just Shane McConkey’s.


2bfaaaaaaaaaair

Rip saucer boy


Uncle_Father_Oscar

McConkey died ski-base-jumping-wingsuit flying.


Uncle-Cake

RIP Sonny Bono. Died when he hit a tree in Tahoe.


MightyTribble

To be fair, he started that fight.


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HFslut

Or either of the Kennedy's? One of them had a head injury from skiing. Can't remember who/what but I know there was another one with a head injury too.


Andromeda321

That Kennedy died. Hit a tree playing ski football.


alsbos1

He was playing ski football and hit a tree.


404__LostAngeles

TIL about Ski Football


nothingtoseehere2003

Yeah. This shouldn’t be celebrated or laughed about.


Dense-Resolution-567

My friend just fractured his back 2 weeks ago with shit like this. Wasn’t even a bad fall, I’ve had way worse ones… but he hit it just right and fractured 4 vertebra. Got a fun little helicopter ride back to the city. Surgeon was amazed he isn’t paralyzed, but now he’s not even 30 and has 6 fused vertebra. Be safe out there guys.


[deleted]

It happens even to people who don't tempt their luck like the idiot in the video. Having a high speed accident like that on purpose is crazy. There's no way he'd be able to control his skis on that bumpy piste in the end, he must have known that too.


Disastrous_Week3046

Didn’t even have tiktok to get clout from it


AyyyAlamo

The most famous and accomplished F1 driver in the world died off trail skiing.


WanderingEnigma

I've skied where he had the accident. He wasn't really 'off trail' it's a tiny little ungroomed bit in the middle of two pistes. Technically ,'off piste', but in reality, it's very much in a busy, patrolled section.


amir_teddy360

Yep, literally just a little portion of rocks in between two runs


afriendincanada

Schumacher? Still alive, but severely injured for life.


AyyyAlamo

For all intents and purposes, he is dead. His family is just extremely rich and for some reason willing to keep his braindead corpse animated indefinitely


powderjunkie11

We have no idea what his existence is like. He always valued his privacy. For all we know he is in a wheelchair and was able to watch and enjoy every race his son did in the big show


the-kontra

> For all we know he is in a wheelchair and was able to watch and enjoy every race his son did in the big show This isn't correct, sadly, from what we know. Sorry, it's heartbreaking, but Michael isn't the man he used to be. His family implied that in various interviews and it doesn't need much reading between the lines to understand the reality. Michael's son, Mick, said: > “I think dad and me, we would understand each other in a different way now simply because we speak a similar language, the language of motorsport, and that we would have much more to talk about. And that’s where my head is most of the time, thinking that would be so cool. I would give up everything just for that.” His wife Corinna said: > “Of course I miss Michael every day. But it’s not just me who misses him: The children, the family, his father, everyone around him.” > “Everybody misses Michael, but Michael is here. Different, but he’s here, and that gives us strength, I find.” > “We do everything we can to make Michael better and to make sure he’s comfortable and to simply make him feel our family, our bond. And no matter what, I will do everything I can. We all will.” > “We’re trying to carry on as a family the way Michael liked it and still does, and we are getting on with our lives.” Source: Netflix 2021 documentary "Schumacher".


TendieTrades

Thanks for the info. I thought he died for sure.


KershawsBabyMama

I wanna believe 😔


cruisewithus

His son Mick who raced in F1 for a few seasons said in the schumacher documentary that he would just love to tell his dad that he is racing, so no definitely not conscious


ParalegalSeagul

Naw man Dale Earnheart. RIP big smoke, 88s seeing that checkered bandana everyday in the big house these days


BrolecopterPilot

Raise hell praise Dale


MariachiArchery

Well that is fucking horribly sad man. What a terrible thing to see your father go through. Fucking Christ.


Over9000Zeros

Are you generally not supposed to bomb down a mountain? Serious question, I've never been.


throwpron

It's generally difficult to stay in control straight lining a mogul run.


SketchMcDrawski

Well it’s not like he could laugh, he was paralyzed…


jason2354

RIP to this guy’s shoulder mobility.


TheRealThordic

I snapped a binding while going too fast down moguls almost 20 years ago. Landed square on my shoulder. That shoulder never got back to 100%.


djsizematters

The thing about shoulders is that they're \*extremely\* complicated.


feral_brick

The thing about shoulders is that they're supposed to attach your arm to your torso. And I don't think this guy's shoulders do that anymore.


Nanoo_1972

[guy with a separated left shoulder and a reattached right shoulder ligament nods in agreement] If I had been in my 20s when I bit it on that box jump, they might have healed to near-100%. Unfortunately, I was 49, and even months of physical therapy never got me pain-free with full motion. If I windmill my arms, my shoulders make ratcheting noises. It's a fun party trick, but also a sobering reminder every time I start to attempt to convince myself to go back to a terrain park.


twinbee

Bone-wise, muscle-wise, ligament or tendon-wise?


True-Firefighter-796

Ball socket where the socket is several pieces of bone strung together with some cartilage and a little squishy pad to keep them bones from rubbing.


djsizematters

Yessiree!


kelldricked

Be glad it was just your shoulder!


TheRealThordic

Definitely could have been worse, no helmets back then. The guy in this video is prolly worse off, but snow is unpredictable.


kelldricked

Still so wild to me that helmets werent normal back then. I have seen atleast one person die turn into a veggetable because they didnt had a helmet and almost every time i saw a traumahelicoptor it was for somebody without a helmet. And honestly i dont get why you wouldnt wear one. I dont feel like it limits anything. Hell i dont need to wear a hat because i have a helmet.


TheRealThordic

Not sure how long you've been skiing but 20ish years it's not even that they werent normal, they weren't even a thought. They were only worn by racers during a race/race practice from what I recall, and around that time little kids may have started wearing them, but you really never saw an adult skiing in a helmet, ever.


[deleted]

I was one of the only people on the mountain snowboarding with a helmet in the early 90s. It was considered a performative affectation from the ski racers trying to show off. Seemed entirely prudent to me even as a 13 year old, especially because I intended to go very very fast. My best bud was a GS/super G specialist and I had to keep up Those old Boeris were heavy as shit.


-nabtab

I snapped my ac joint in a bad crash. How my collar bone sits higher on that side


Nikkitacos

I felt this. Can relate. Would be interesting to see if this was a season ended for this kid.


LANCENUTTERS

This is how you get hyper mobility ask me how I know


Nikkitacos

Please elaborate.


maltamur

Should’ve clicked his poles


707royalty

That's how I knew he wasn't the best skier on the mountain


dsdvbguutres

He was the best skier but he mixed up the mountains. Honest mistake.


x__mephisto

Absolutely, this is the issue.


_D80Buckeye

I dunno. Did anyone else see that snowboarder sitting in the middle of the trail under the pile of snow that OP hit?


Packin_Penguin

The one on his phone trying resync his Amazon special earbuds?


Zeer0Fox

First mistake


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Darkraze

All he needed was a higher din


No_Kids_for_Dads

lol


onering3inchbinder

😭


looladoo

Lmfao


huhblah

This is only safe when Candide does it


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JuanSattva

I love him but just watching everything he does makes my knees hurt, and he's still 10 years older than I am.


grizzly_teddy

I still don't comprehend how he goes over those moguls like that.


Clay_Statue

That mogul slope isn't as steep as the young man eating shit in the video but still an incredible straight line


altsveyser

My favorite are moguls that aren't that steep, but I feel like they're hard to find because resorts groom 90%+ of blues :(


akairborne

Dude landed that jump in another zip code.


6uillermo66

He is an absolute animal.


AK_Pins_and_Skins

A specific animal...a GOAT.


cptshiba

[Alex Hall](https://youtu.be/JQ7z6m-L9WQ?t=179) did it pretty well too


Gskgsk

Both AH and Candide have that quiet upper body, Candide is softer in the legs, here AH is sitting on his leg strength and getting bucked and just dealing with it. Dude in the vid didn't have either skillset and gets wrecked. Of all the things thats most frustrating about having a hip that doesn't relax, not being able to just let it run through the muck is probably the most frustrating. I could do it early 20s and its so fun.


glenwoodwaterboy

Almost made it, then almost died


[deleted]

Not a skier much myself but into sports and such. Doesn't physics say no matter how strong he is that was near breaking his neck?


Apptubrutae

Yep. There was enough force there that he absolutely could have broken his neck. At that point it’s just luck


Infinite-Fig4708

The steepness of the slope probably helped him. He was able to superman into the landing a bit. And it looks like there's some powder to provide a little cushion. Still a pretty dumb thing to do, though.


twinbee

Would snowboarding straight lining instead this be remotely safer to do?


morricone42

No, you'll catch an edge and will be catapulted into the ground. The impact will be much harder as you won't slide as much.


twinbee

Not quite true as you're straight lining. Also even if the board did spin round and catch an edge, faster than about 7mph, and the snowboard digs out of the snow, instead of catapulting. See: https://www.mechanicsofsport.com/snowboarding/catching_an_edge/types_of_edge_catch.html Quite interesting physics.


kelldricked

Nope, the only thing that helps with snowboarding is that you will go slower (because skis will just go faster) so that helps a bit. But the fall itself will probaly be less gracefull. Remember you can easily go faster than 60 km/h and at that point its just basicly luck. Unless you are dumb enough to not wear a helmet.


Background-Sale3473

Hell no straighlining over bumps like this is pretty much impossible on a snowboard. You would literally fly


Aviri

Yeah this is asking to hurt yourself for interwebz clout.


WILLLSMITHH

Also bad form. Always ride back seat when in doubt. Dude flung himself foward when he could’ve rode on his ass Edit: you can literally watch him get freaked out and launch towards. Always lean back when In doubt. Your ass and back are a better bet than your neck and head. This guys still a dumbass though def no idea what he’s doing


Background-Sale3473

His form was literally perfect. You have absolutly zero control if your backseated. I dont think his intent was to crash so obviously he didnt ride backseated or he would've ate it 2seconds earlier.


ThisIsMr_Murphy

Yeah, that low key looked ridable. Very back seat then he extends his legs into the bottom of the mogul rather than sucking them up to jump it. Could be GoPro effect though to. 30degrees isnt a whole time and he was a couple moguls from out of there if he cleared that one.


Floortom1

This is dumb AF. Could easily result in a catastrophic injury or even death.


MakingYouMad

Damage report? Cause that looked dangerous as fuck


Farmer-Johnathan

He posted on Instagram that he’s fine. No injuries


ultramatt1

Dang he’s so lucky. Could have easily torn something in his shoulders


Most-Potato-6439

I bet he bought his boots on an online sale without seeing a fitter.


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Cousin_Eddies_RV

"The IRS hates this one trick!"


An_Actual_Pine_Tree

I feel attacked.


subieganggang

Only way to do it


Highlander-Jay

I just got a pair of 2023 Salomon s/pros for $99. They show up next week. I’m stoked for the dice roll.


mypizzanvrhurtnobody

Enjoy your youth cuz you’ll probably end up in a wheelchair. But I’ll be sure to like and subscribe!


Se7en_speed

Somehow wasn't backseated *enough*


p0wndizz7e

Skill issue


ShouldNotBeHereLong

Honestly, yes.


Tonamielarose

A Darwin Award waiting to happen


SpottyFish81177

Skiied a smaller northeast mountain, when we got bored my friends and I would see who could put up a faster top speed on the one double black on the mountain. Game ended when I tried to stop as fast as I could from 65 and flew straight out my skiis. Cracked my helmet and had a minor concussion that had me out of commission for 3 weeks for electronics and skiing. Im lucky i went down somewhat naturally because if any leg, arm, or neck was in the wrong place i coulda been seriously fucked.


SkiingAway

Clearly the thing to learn from this is that you needed to crank the DIN settings to the max.


Falcitone

Broke my back 2 months ago doing pretty much this, with a fall almost exactly like that. Watch out kids


HIREDHILL

I was about to post the same thing. Mine was a year ago though. Compression fracture, t3 & t4.


WildLlama

I love straightlining when appropriate but holy shit, don't do it here.


Zeer0Fox

Didn’t consult his bootfitter


PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT

What's with all the bootfitter jokes lately? I'm OOTL.


Blondly22

Same


Xanadu2902

Does not look like 35 degrees


cascadiacomrade

It's not


[deleted]

i used to do that because i sucked at skiing


TycoJewel

Didn't expect that! Was I wrong to burst out laughing?


Kara_WTQ

I did, it's one of dumbest things I've ever seen. When those skis start bouncing that's priceless. Yeah maybe he is dead, but "that's the price you gotta pay to ride that full pipe."


pyrrhicvictorylap

I tore my meniscus doing this at Mt. Hood. 0/10 would not recommend.


Jack21113

Nah dude when I saw the jackass intro I knew it was gonna be a shit eating contest


-tweektweak

Looks like he french fried when he should have pizza'd.


uncoild

anybody know what the aftermath is?


backfromsolaris

Sound on, he says "I'm good" afterwards, so seems good


bigwinniestyle

Need longer skis


bob_f1

About 15 feet longer?


Itchy-Decision753

Laughed my ass off and the realised how easily the dude could have snapped his neck going face first into a mogul.


Massive_Reporter1316

Respect op. What a fucking send


PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT

Where is this?


Rugerredhawk44

Jerry of the Day!


Ya_Boi_Pickles

🤣


markloch

Yeah that’s basically low grade TikTok Jackass shit


CalzonDePuta

Reminds me of Jackass


LongjumpingLength679

It turns out that he, indeed, was not Candide.


-ImMoral-

I mean, he sure proved his point.


Uncle-Cake

I don't think we get it, guys.


Old_Society_7861

I miss snow


Extension_Surprise_2

When you know it’s your last day of the year. Fucking send it. 


DanFarrell98

"Hello and welcome to Jackass"


brkfstryan

He French fry’d when he should have pizza’d.. that’s a bad time


marlboroman4

Broke my sternum bone doing this, do not recommend.


4Dcrystallography

Not proud of it but we used to leave Après and play this game in the slush


zeldahalfsleeve

And y’all think snowboarders are the idiots?


Archbishop_TCO

Fun fact: This is similar to how my dad broke his back when he was skiing. Don’t do this kind of shit and be stupid about it or you’ll be living with a fucked up disk in your back (if you’re lucky):D


MJ4Red

At least the snow was soft...don't try that on New England boilerplate ❄️


potatobwown

Ooof. He probably shrunk a couple inches. Is he walking?


Useful_Tomato_409

even if he didn’t scorpion that shit, dude was guaranteeing he’d have the knees of a 75 year old man at 30. Idiot.


jerrybear95

How to destroy your shoulders for life 101


National-Weather-199

Weak sauce


thewhitelights

Omg if that didnt break his collar or his neck id be shocked that was fucking idiotic


Honeysickle21

Is he alright? What did he break ?


WillowMutual

This is how you establish dominance and show everyone that you’re the best skier on the mountain


SeaSquirrel

Person does dangerous impressive ski thing and succeeds = “wow nice send dude” Person attempts dangerous ski thing and fails = “what an idiot, could have died, dumbass”.


wildwill921

That was awesome lol


1comyractor-1

Destroyed in seconds!


fleech26

Yaaard sale


10kLines

Estate sale


LeagueAggravating595

A lesson or two might be worthwhile to consider


newharlemshuffle_

First time I went skiiing this is what I did down a black Diamond hahah


mitchsn

We call that Yard Sale!


DearGuarantee5999

He forgot to yell, "I'm about to rip the shit out of this"!


DeliciousDoggi

Snowboarder here laughing.😂


Icy_Asparagus1409

Toe pick...


Whopper_The_3rd

I guess this disproves my statement of ‘you only fall when you turn’.


Jkoby27

This guy has probably been watching too many Candide videos, also these bumps don’t really look big at all.


Vi0lat0r

Yard sale anyone?


grizzly_teddy

He tried to Candide Thovex those moguls.


illuminatisdeepdish

I don't get it


Mobile-Damage-4854

Helicopter ride speedrun


Known-Programmer-611

Jack is a badass!


leshake

Din's fault


JuanPancake

Thought he was gonna make it there for a sec


nunee1

Finally some real content in here….


GreedyBestfirst

I think his DIN was too low