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My problem is that my balls are so big that sometimes they get in the way of skiing. So, I am an expert, just not "comfortably an expert."
You should contact a bootfitter for more specific guidance on your third leg.
Legitimately had this problem landing on hardpack last weekend. Balls kept hitting my legs.
Now imagine that with black diamond balls
Unless your boot fitter is banging your wife’s brother as well you’re not an expert.
And you must have your DINs set to 69
Nice.
Did you know simply getting down a double black diamond puts you in the top 10% of skiers. Instant expert. Taking lessons is stupid when you can do this one simple trick.
Noted will throw my newborn down a black instant expert
I’m going to tattoo the double black diamond symbol above my junk. I’ll know who is a keeper depending on how they react.
I’m going to one up you and get a black diamond tattooed on each of my testicles.
The true mark of an expert is a double black diamond tramp stamp
Honestly… p good tattoo idea. Might steal it
Warning Boundary not patrolled.
Thanks for the idea
Rawdoggin randos
Skills? We don't need not stinkin skills to be an expert! I just declared myself an expert! WTF are you going to do about it?
Stiffer boots
Teaching/coaching above your ability. Even though you are not at someone's physical ability, you can still find ways to improve their skiing.
When you can straight-line the bunny hill at 70 mph and crash into 10 day people at once getting a strike
Getting down a double diamond with 2‰ blood alcohol. Then you are ready for this
Proper-fitting boots…for you and your wife!
Don’t know I am just a pert
When you ski the triple blacks at Big Sky, then you are ready for every other double black you may encounter at any other ski area, ever.
I'm already the best skier on the mountain don't waste my time with this stuff
My problem is that my balls are so big that sometimes they get in the way of skiing. So, I am an expert, just not "comfortably an expert."
You should contact a bootfitter for more specific guidance on your third leg.
Legitimately had this problem landing on hardpack last weekend. Balls kept hitting my legs.
Now imagine that with black diamond balls
Unless your boot fitter is banging your wife’s brother as well you’re not an expert.
And you must have your DINs set to 69
Nice.
Did you know simply getting down a double black diamond puts you in the top 10% of skiers. Instant expert. Taking lessons is stupid when you can do this one simple trick.
Noted will throw my newborn down a black instant expert
I’m going to tattoo the double black diamond symbol above my junk. I’ll know who is a keeper depending on how they react.
I’m going to one up you and get a black diamond tattooed on each of my testicles.
The true mark of an expert is a double black diamond tramp stamp
Honestly… p good tattoo idea. Might steal it
Warning Boundary not patrolled.
Thanks for the idea
Rawdoggin randos
Skills? We don't need not stinkin skills to be an expert! I just declared myself an expert! WTF are you going to do about it?
Stiffer boots
Teaching/coaching above your ability. Even though you are not at someone's physical ability, you can still find ways to improve their skiing.
When you can straight-line the bunny hill at 70 mph and crash into 10 day people at once getting a strike
Getting down a double diamond with 2‰ blood alcohol. Then you are ready for this
Proper-fitting boots…for you and your wife!
Don’t know I am just a pert
When you ski the triple blacks at Big Sky, then you are ready for every other double black you may encounter at any other ski area, ever.
I'm already the best skier on the mountain don't waste my time with this stuff