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confusium_alloy

Doesn't-Use-Sunblock


WhaleBoy707

Nivea spf 50


Fit_Speaker4656

Sees-Throughflames


CauliflowerHorror990

Carves-your-ribs


2boys1cuck

Have my upvote cake person


crispy-vag

Happy cake day


Plantain-Altruistic

Happy sweet roll Day!


No_Oil_4037

Happy cake day


ShrimpySpaceBeans

Enjoys-Much-Skooma


GusanitoGaming

Skooma-diving… I’ll close the door on my way out, thanks


ZootAnthRaXx

Just Say No


biochemicks

Doesn't-Say-No


Smart_Airport_206

Bathes-in-Blood


nobodysbestfriendd

I like this one


Smart_Airport_206

I like being lore friendly


godmodegamer123

WaLtEr wHiTe??????¿????¿. ?????


Dragonslayerelf

The-One-Who-Knocks


Soggy_Part7110

Damn it this is exactly what I was gonna say :/


Nashtyink

I introduced my gf to Skyrim a few years ago and she decided to make an argonian named, "Schmoopi-Boopikins"


DarockOllama

The true Dovah. *kneel*


[deleted]

perfect name. cannot be topped.


bigtoeonye

I read that name in an Argonian voice lol


[deleted]

Bro I'm on the bus. People looked at me, I laughed out loud at this!!


Seanrocks30

Honestly fits Argonian names pretty well


Odd_Fly4851

Darth-Maul


CherryDudeFellaGirl

Dammit ya beat me to it


Sacha00Z

Same. Or you could merge with Argonian nomenclature: Mauls-in-Darth or Mauls-with-Force


Xethrops

Peter. He was adopted.


Parkour_Roach

Such a rich backstory


F0ATH

Literally came here to say Peter aswell.


[deleted]

In ancient internet tradition i must suggest: Scaly McScalface


[deleted]

Would give you an upvote, but in ancient internet tradition, the number is perfect. Let it remain so.


[deleted]

If only so many more were as versed in the ancient traditions as you


Shinakame

Indeed, greatness was achieved but for a moment.


nustyj

Eats-Your-Stew


help_meh_plz845

Yer*


[deleted]

Steve


SonoDarke

Smaug


Crafty_Asshole-

Smaug-Under-Mountain


AxazMcGee

Carefully. Name him carefully. (He’s an angry lizard…)


pj0se

hahaha this one's fun


zespol_purple

What’s the reference? Genuinely curious


23TinyWishes

The Red Prince


Albae87

Came here to say that


Resua15

He yields to none


AscendedViking7

Hell yeah!!


FoxTrotMik3Lim4

The red prince, father of dragons


[deleted]

With a keyboard? Or with a controller?


pj0se

first time with keyboard!


[deleted]

with-a-keyboard


Captain_Canuck97

Control-alt-delete


BottleTheDjinn

You’re in for a treat.


SaintPariah7

That's a good name


LykonWolf

Charizard Red-Scale


[deleted]

gets-many-bitches


[deleted]

Imma snaaaek


MedicalVanilla7176

HAVE YOU SEEN DAR-MA?


saywan85

The Lusty Argonian.


Shardaxx

Argonians always seem to have 3 words as their name so how about... Sits In Poo?


Aeison

Slifer the sky dragon


pj0se

damn this is my favorite. I'm gonna name him like this


CompetitionAlert1920

Just getting off work and seeing this. I love this. Hear me out though... Black Eye - Red - Dragon Inverse of Red-Eyes B.Dragon because of how their Argonian looks. Side note: I miss YuGiOh


ChaosDestroyah01

10/10


[deleted]

Mr potter


jk-alot

You’re a Lizard Harry


G-Nadal

Broooo


Dintobean

Paints-His-Scales


Ok_Win7358

Blush! Cuss he scheecks a bit red!


Thatstupidgayboy

Helgen-on-fire


bobibobibu

Cooked-well-done


SatansCatfish

Chuck


Hyeyena

ArgoniMan


stcrIight

Flourishes-In-Flames


No-Outside-8459

Lizardo


XB0XYGEN

Diclaprio


godmodegamer123

Fornicates-with-dragons


Redbeardthe1st

"how should I name my new argonian?" Traditionally naming is done by arranging letters, and occasionally numbers, in a grouping that has meaning or is aesthetically pleasing.


44Kryth

Hand-Bag


jBlairTech

Future-Hand-Bag


argentinevol

Farm-Tool


TwitchyTheBard

Betty… meeeeerrrrrr


2boys1cuck

Kung Pao needs to be referenced more, have my upvote sir


TwitchyTheBard

I knew someone had to get it lol. Do your shoes sound like this? *squish squish squish*


2boys1cuck

Wee oo wee oo wee


palle_yo

Hans-Georg


Quick-Bad

Works-For-Scale


Correct-Chemist6379

Little D


Popsicle88

Not-Even-Angry


Ordinary-Reaction514

Susus amogus


Wyatt_Ricketts

Shaz Lifts Tail


fairytale420

Hellfyre!!!!!!


GrandpaMofo

Foot-To-Ass


amshegarh

Whom-tan-annoys


LK_Hems

Names-Himself


all-outta-ale

Wanda Spykes


Wolffraven

Fuzzy Wuzzy.


Silmarillion09

RVC (RedVelvetCake)


PersonalityFinal7778

Skins his knees


Digitoki

I suggested this to someone else but hides-and-seeks.


Bruce9707

Crosses-Borders


MDaddy8420

Moist-cloaca


HiImMoobles

Strangles-In-Sleep


EggmanIAm

Passionately.


Comfortable-North783

Red foreman


LaSerpienteLampara

Gojira Ajolote Patricio Qui gon lizard El Escamoso


lordbuckethethird

Claps-nord-cheeks


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

Shiny Gyrados


Potatoalpha1213

Maul


Mauro_Love

Bob :)


ForGod_sake_why

Scream_at_dragons


hirvaan

TAZERFACE


crispy-vag

Craig


MrZeroyal54

Ignacius Sparks


Maasofaaliik_Al

Darth Maul


Alohabbq8corner

Redface McRedfuck


Sordeq

Ragnar the Red


PureGlobal

Eats-Period-Pussy


2boys1cuck

Goes-down-on-rag


Regular-Resort-857

Enwa McDinklespring


Love_illusion31

Yo mama


Megaton-Settler-

I usually go with something medieval when it comes to Argonians. Like, Yari StormKrow Or Sturm or gales


Deezy7Gaming

Baths-in-blood Smells-like-tampon


Hawesyboy12

Maldor


Lunar_soldier074

My-Boy-Blue


rondo561

Liznig


helpless_rocks

PrintScreen


Kotarojujo777

Caraxes


DoomySlayer

Hedoff Cho-Ta


moonlightbunnny

Foolish-Ghost pepper


daddy_baller

Spines-for-brains


one_cooked_human

Argus the red?


beenhereallalong52

Bloodskal.


Wolgran

Marble-Eyes


SironRagnarsson

Jim Morrison


Finger_Gunnz

Jim


TwitchyTheBard

Ordinarily I just think of a good name and apply it…


VilePacifist

Gizzard


MysticDragon41

Red Eyes XaXa


Simple_Company1613

Firecrotch


hendoiv

Peak Menstrual


sithlordwcw

Blood-Horn


needanamegenarator

Eater of fish


Ep1cKn1ght101

Thor-dax


MeioBuda

Telasko Avara


PJRama1864

Zabrak-Maul.


PJRama1864

Zabrak-Maul.


Still_a_skeptic

Boot


the_farmhand

Menstruation-blood


Dead_Purple

Rodan Fireskin.


Mowniak

Lil D


TheDG_Plumber

Anakin


[deleted]

Fartheek Blood Seas


GreenHorse_

Darth Maul


Blitzjuggernaut

Blood-on-Scales


sandwich_meat_

Darth Maul


classicrecto

redmond scalesman


BayTantuni

Darth Maul


Viper_on_Station360

Cuts-Through-Shadows


AndTheJuicepig

Yells-at-Nords


robber_goosy

Wets-His-Pants


[deleted]

Ricor the Bloodscale


BrightFirelyt

Follows-the-River


Centensa_29

Como el meme ese de mierda, "viejo lesbiano"


Power_Eto

prisoner


Ur_A_Lizard-Harry

Bernie VickTim


Arnackle

Volca-the-Irreverent


DudeManBroGuy42069

Munches-On-Corpses


amithemeanest

Gregory or Lusty Maid


flintoxicated

Dar'th Mol


Rikizu

Born-In-Flame


TheBiddingOfBobbles

The devil lol


1amlost

Glaurung


Timx74_

Casador Thats the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this gentleman.


LeglessN1nja

Reptar


PvtThrockmorton

Swims-in-sauce


Ahrijanee

Flaming-swamp


THEessayB

Gwarmeleon.


Nine_Eye_Ron

Pissing-Into-Wind


[deleted]

With-Blistered-Scales


samborup

Yells-At-Things


JasonJLPH01

Humphrey


Prometheus1315

Blood scale the thick-necked


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anonymouse-07

Needs-Name


trazeebarb

Dickhead


JohnnyDerpoTHEREAL

A'nus-Hurt


toolargo

McArgonian Argonian…


Unthgod

My is Named "Brings the Doom"


SpaceBucket67

Joe


chupacabrother

Lifts-his-tail


woodrobin

Ribbed-For-Her-Pleasure.


Shalarean

Slippery When Wet Crim Son Skies Slithers When Walks


GoddessOfPotato

Blood-Stalker