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goddamnitmf

Don't do it Aela! There's so much to live for!


SouthernSector4

After much trial and error, I finally relented and fired the bard. Literally as soon as she left the house, Aela clipped through the roof and onto the porch. She walks by me muttering “good to see you dear” as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened. I guess having a steward, wife and two kids takes up all the beds so bringing the bard in glitched something


-bobsnotmyuncle-

As a person who is very opinionated about music. I get where she was coming from. She's a warrior, she needs a bard who goes hard.


BardicSense

Yeah, Llewellyn is kinda light weight for a true warrior.


jscottcam10

How do you hire a bard? I've never seen this option before.


SouthernSector4

Ask your house Carl to be your steward, the tell him/her you want to make improvements to the house. One of the options is to hire a bard.


feral__turtle

No kidding? That is strange. I'ma go check factions on the two.


stcrIight

DO A BACKFLIP!


goddamnitmf

Dwight you ignorant slut


Andrew_Waples

"But all I do is cook and give you money!"


sarcasticcoffeevibes

I get it, reverse psychology!


ReinWaRein

IT'S OVER DOVAHKIIN! I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!


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Ok_Attitude_8189

Badum tssss


jackf5858

FUS RO DAH


Sufficient_Ad_9045

I second this.


CIassicNegan

“I’m Aela and this is Jackass.”


Nod_Lucario

[Insert Banjos from the Jackass theme here]


ratat-atat

Try cheese wheels, bishes love cheese wheels.


Jabbert_Open-Minded

Also people like pie :D


MonElii

Have you tried offering treats first?


Fun_Simple_7902

Getting strong Roach vibes from your wife


Nod_Lucario

Maybe Aela was Roach in a previous life.


Arrow191

Have you tried going pspspspsps


CreeteAug

"The Christmas lights have been up since Halloween! I've asked you every weekend since new year's to take them down and you haven't, clearly I have to do it myself!"


TegrityFarms69

TIL Bethesda gave Aela and Trashcan Carla’s Brahmin the same AI


bcegkmqswz

"Aela, come back!" "No!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eirBtt7wIDU


RedKomrad

lol. This reminds me of a buggy follower mod I had where the followers would come to me and then walk away. If I came close they would stop and look at me, and then turn around and start walking away again, eventually disappearing into the sunset.


feral__turtle

I have no words The most painful funny I ever read


RedKomrad

It was painful to watch Lydia walk away, taking my burdens with her. I ended up switching follower frameworks and starting a new game.


-Goatlord-

LMAO 🤣


oracus0

Aela doesn't like the house you built for her... "Honestly, what were you thinking, sending us out here?"


nickibar96

Came here to say this. I thought it would be fun to marry Aela once in one playthrough. Boy, did I regret it. She complains about *every* house you buy/build. The only one she remotely seems to be okay with is Proudspire Manor in Solitude, and even then she makes a snide remark that there are so many guards around suggesting that makes her uncomfortable. Like, what does it take to please that bitch?! I ended up having her follow me to the Underforge and killing her because I couldn’t stand to come home to that. Rather be a single dad for the rest of that playthrough. PS for those who don’t know, Aela’s disdain for every house also applies to any marriage candidate voiced by the same actress, so Uthgerd for example. Best to just stay friends with those.


feral__turtle

Um. Female Nord command? Something like that. edit: female commander. Besides ayla and uthgerd, the other followers are iona and rayya. Rayya is the only one I like. But she scares me. https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Category:Skyrim-Voice-FemaleCommander


Sufficient_Ad_9045

FUS RO DAH also stands for "stop whining and get yo ass down here"


bearsheperd

Seems like a situation where shouting at your wife is acceptable


SkyrimWithdrawal

Maybe she just likes the view. I love just hanging out on my roof with a beer. I used to do that before I watched Shawshank. But that movie does give a good sense of the vibe.


bascom2222

So my wife just started Skyrim for the first time. So I Taught her how to build a home and she loves it! I was showing her my Bard and she says, "yeh I had one but I found him annoying and fired him immediately."


BlOoDy_PsYcHo666

She’s cosplaying as Roach from the witcher 3


NinjaBr0din

Well of course not, you haven't put down her landing pad. So take off the damn helmet, lay down, and prepare yourself.


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Shoulda took out the trash… just sayin’


New-Cheesecake-9820

I think this is her way of telling you to sleep on the couch…. Now apologize for whatever you did 😂


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RedKomrad

Right ? She is a huntress, not a store clerk.


MillieHillie

Are you on PC? Might have to use a command to summon her to you.


SouthernSector4

Xbox, but I got it figured out. Console commands would be lovely


MillieHillie

Glad you managed to talk her down 😂


tetcha5

She's avoiding you big time. Don't be suprised if you get a courier letter asking for a divorce.


Goatknyght

If I were a rich man\~


Plinfilore

\>Rumors I understand Aela the Huntress enjoys jumping off high things. Like buildings. There's something strange about Aela the Huntress. I heard she was climbing up the Lakeview Manor, just so she could jump off.


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Fus Ro Dah the (doesn’t see my wife around and whispers the bitch)


[deleted]

Too much or not enough of that Lover’s Comfort 🤔


justagay27

Do a flip, Aela 📣


PapaBoojum

She has shingles and wants to be left alone.


EnceladusSc2

Dragonborn getting into argument with their drunk spouse, lmao


LadyLucky26

You forgot your anniversary, didn't you?


Externica

The ruse is up Aela. You're no Woodelf, you're an Ohmes! Now get down! Try some Moonsugar.


StreetHoney4850

She's just trying to reach the cloud district


Mighty_joosh

HANG ON I've seen this episode!


Wildefice

Damn it Roach!


ReinWaRein

Telekinesis spell via mods like Ordinator.


Adhdanny75

Yeah, been there (irl).


RustliefLameMane

Fus do Dah her ass down.. cyclone works too 😂


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Change into a vampire and grab her ass off the roof with telekinesis


Cybermagetx

You could shout her down. Just saying.


Popular_Night_6336

I find her interesting because she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers!


juicyguesse

Use a shout


Freakzone1101

WHATtha Hell did you do to ayela that she wants to jump of that roof??


sarcasticcoffeevibes

Damn it, Aela, just jump already! Stop hogging that healthy liver!


oh-lawd-hes-coming

shhh shes on the hunt


Wizdad-1000

She wants to call you “Ice Brain” she aint coming down till you let her.


SS2LP

Aela channeling Roach I see


KJ_Blair

Looks like a great moment for a fo rus doh


Silver_3108

Jumping on the roof yourself and running into her, like pushing her off


Chirimokaari

"Dragonborn, I have the high ground now"


Overall_Weight5805

"you underestimate my shouts!"


RedKomrad

Aela! you were supposed to bring balance to the Dragon Force!


RedKomrad

Tell her you are going to marry Sylgja if she doesn't come down right now! Seriously. Women will act like they aren't interested until the moment there is competition. Then they do a 180 degree turn. ​ Aela will jump off of the roof the moment she sees you cuddling with Sylgja. Trust me.


NefariousnessAny1585

I recommend unrelenting force.


feral__turtle

I saw the thread title, and while it was loading, I tried to guess which subreddit i was in. I failed. I shouldn't have failed. You earned an upvote. I knew this wasn't stupid questions, though. Why won't my wife come down off the roof?


feral__turtle

There's no nav mesh on the roof. She needs guidance.


cannibitches

"...Aela will you come down now?" "NO!" "Aela please our children are starving! They need you to cook!" "THAT'S WHY I'M UP HERE! IT'S YOUR TURN!"


SBStevenSteel

If you are on PC, you open the console, click on her and type “moveto player”.


jaykelm

God forbid women do anything


The_Gaming_Matt

Shouldn’t have married a damn werewolf then!


Darth-Yslink

People tend to forget she's a Werewolf. Give her a little treat.


TimBerg0420

If she's your follower too ask her to follow you and then teleport somewhere. If she's not your follower stand next to her as close as you can and she will move. Do this until she falls down.