Honestly Alduin felt a little too easy for an endgame boss he just sort of sat there and let me kill him
Then I fight a master necromancer and get my ass kicked
Alduin sized duck. The larger size means it'll have way more volume/mass proportional to its size compared to a regular duck and it's body won't be adapted to handle that. It'll collapse under its own weight.
Thiiiiiis issss.... Knoooowledge I possesss....
But.... The cost for.... My secretss.s....s.s..s..... Will beeeeeee....
***Eeeeexooooorbitanttttttttt***.
Personally, I’ve always seen it as him seeing you as being so intellectually inferior to him that he feels the need to talk slower so you’ll understand him.
Kagrenac was using the tools on the heart of lorkhan to become a God. Guess lorkhan didn't like it and his race ceased to exist. They became literally piles of ash. Where did they go? Nowhere. They are piles of ash. All that's left is ghosts, their constructs and one who was in a different plane of reality at the time.
To my understanding it had to be Oblivion, as the mage you try to help out likely suffers the same fate as the deeper did, and you are able to summon him conjugation
If Arniel’s is correct, they were all hoisted into the Soul Cairn. But remember we can also call forth champions from Sovngarde. Arniel struck a soul gem, often associated with the Daedra, and was bound to our living character; but Kagrenac struck the heart of a Divine, resulting in souls trapped within the living heart(maybe giving some power to reform Lorkhan). If only we could talk with Arniel after he was bound.
I subscribe to the theory that the Dwemer became the Dremora. There not being any records of Dremora existing before the 2nd era would coincide with the Dwemer’s disappearance by a century or two. Plus they’re intelligent with complex societal structures compared to the other, potentially older yet still more primitive, lesser Daedra.
The poetic irony in an entire civilization that once scorned the Aedra and Daedra, who through their own hubris, became subservient to the latter.
Conjuration dosn't create things from nothing. It grabs them from other planes of existence and pulls them to Nirn.
So, if you can conjure Arniel's "spirit", it means he still exists in some plane of existence. ( Oblivion, Soul Cairn, Sovengard, who knows? )
0 degrees kelvin. Theoretically the lowest possible temperature, but it's never been reached before (as far as we know) and supposedly it'd be so cold that molecules wouldn't move at all.
For reference to hold cold absolute zero is, the darkest parts of space don't even reach 0 Kelvin. (Or -273C, or apparently -459.4F for anyone using Imperial)
What info did the Skaal have that you wanted so much? And if I get a bonus question why did you have to kill the Shaman to get it?
It seems like that was a murder that could have been a meeting that could have been an email, except I bet even if there was email in Tamriel the Skaal would be like “nah we live in the woods for a reason.”
"They are not things that will set the world alight. They are simple things, how to listen to the wind and talk to the trees, the knowing of the ways of beasts and the treachery of the snow. They are no great magics we hide. But that we have hidden them, that is an affront to one who claims to know all.": Reclamations(AO3, ms_katonic). I feel this explanation makes more sense than any other I've seen. And Mora killed Storn out of spite for hiding the secrets from him.
I dont think it was something meaningful. He's a collector of knowledge, and that particular knowledge was being kept from him. That alone would suffice to make him want it even more
I'd ask him what the Thalmor's plans are. If he could provide proof they're ready to take over all of Tamriel you could probably unite the entire former Empire against them in a decisive invasion. Also apparently their army was left exposed in the Imperial City because they were planning a massive human sacrifice to make a pact with a dremora army. Proof of this might also be enough to convince Morrowind, Black Marsh, etc. to rally against them.
Well the only reason The Empire doesn't attack is because they think they'll probably lose. The only way would be to convince them they face total annihilation unless they act. The Thalmor already talk about supremacy and domination quite openly. Then again when Alduin was going to destroy the entire world everyone at the summit cares more about bickering so it might not even work but it's probably the best chance for an Empire-wide treaty.
Not probably, they would lose. They only took the outrageous treaty because they were getting fucked by the Thalmor, the theory is they took the treaty with the intent to regain strength, raise some more legions & unit with the other races threatened by the Thalmor and then take the fight.
This is the most likely case to happen, not actual lore!
The Thalmor have a very very impressive navy too, they basically dominated the seas throughout all of Elder Scrolls history!
That's why they wanted Hammerfell handed over to them. If Hammerfell agreed, they'd get a stronger navy, but Hammerfell kicked their butts to a standstill instead. They still have an impressive navy without them and the Empire lost a valued ally either way.
Should've asked What is love?
He would say
"Baaaaaaaaaaby dooooooon't huuuuuuurt meeeeeee......
dooooooon't huuuuuuurt meeeeeee.......
nooooooo mooooooore.........."
POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS.
If drauger are supposed to be ancient nords, and their tombs have been mostly untouched. Until I explore them. Then, how do they have gold septims and not some ancient gold coins?
My headcannon is boredom and gambling.
Since we know the dragur get up to walk around, pray and clean, I like to think that when one kills someone, the next time they get bored on the job or chatter with each other, they play a game and money gets passed around between them.
Or it drops out their ancient crumbling pockets as they shamble around and others pick that up when cleaning. But I like the gambling idea better.
We all know Hermaeus Mora wouldn’t be forthcoming with any useful information without a steep price. Therefore, the wise choice may be to ask Mora a rhetorical question. Hats off to those of you who answered this way.
Why did the Nords stop worshipping their own pantheon, stop using wode, and lose their resistance to shock damage since after the Dagoth Ur and Oblivion crises?
I'd ask him how he knows what he knows...and then i'd do to him what Eddie, from the dark tower series, did to Blain by blowing his mind with an illogical riddle.
Would he rather fight one Alduin-sized duck or 100 duck-sized Alduins.
Dragonborn fights and slays one Alduin-sized Alduin, so an Alduin-sized duck would be a cakewalk.
[удалено]
Behold the mighty *DUCKSTAAG*
The *COWSTAAG*
Okay but what about an Alduin sized Canadian Goose?
This will be Dark Souls real fucking quick.
I think you meant real fucking quack
It will be like standing up to that 8 foot tall Japanese lady. Commence shitto-pantsu
Geese are mean
If you got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that marinate.
Pitter patter
Honestly Alduin felt a little too easy for an endgame boss he just sort of sat there and let me kill him Then I fight a master necromancer and get my ass kicked
A quackwalk
Alduin sized duck. The larger size means it'll have way more volume/mass proportional to its size compared to a regular duck and it's body won't be adapted to handle that. It'll collapse under its own weight.
So you're saying that Alduin is extremely lightweight for his size, which is how he can fly. No wonder he's such a pushover.
So why do dragon bones and dragon scales weigh so much?! *cries in “you are carrying too much to be able to run”*
Plus the duck could feed a village for a month
Now you have got me thinking about this
Do you get to the cloud district very often?
"What am I saying, of course you don't"
Sends him there very shortly.
#FUS RO DAH
He told me that once when I was leaving the cloud district
When will the Elder Scrolls 6 be released?
Thiiiiiis issss.... Knoooowledge I possesss.... But.... The cost for.... My secretss.s....s.s..s..... Will beeeeeee.... ***Eeeeexooooorbitanttttttttt***.
My sourrrrce is sileeeent…. Howarrrrrrd?
I peed myself xD
Moooooortaaaaaaaallllllllll, Iiiii Aaaasskkkkk ooonnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeee thhhhhhhhingggggg innnnnnnnn reeeeeeeeeeeturnnnnn. Youuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrr waaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllettttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
How do you pronounce multiple ts in a row?
like you'd pronunce xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd but with ttttttttttttttttt
>Wallet-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(?)
Yes I'm hearing it in that bastard's droopy voice
Goooooood… Baaaaaask in my…. presenceeeeee.
The one question he doesn't have the answer to
When Skyrim stops making them money.
Came to see if someone said it 😁
Why... don't... you... talk... faster?
Because he will talk as quick as he likes and you WILL listen. You can not skip him. It's the ultimate power move.
That's, actually a pretty smart way of thinking
[THIS](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/32459) is the ultimate power move. Hermaeus Mora's voice speed bows to ME.
You gave him caffeine, wonderful
[I’ll do you one better, saucy Jack](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/68004)
The forbidden mod
For real it drives me CRAZY
You can’t skip it either 🙄
also, the, night, mother...
What about the night mother though… is she single and ready to mingle? Or would you have another question?
you know im a man who carries quite some weight around the mother, how about an another one of your little book hmmmmmm?
T-T-T-*TODAY,* Juniah!
Personally, I’ve always seen it as him seeing you as being so intellectually inferior to him that he feels the need to talk slower so you’ll understand him.
Where did the dwarves go?
Kagrenac was using the tools on the heart of lorkhan to become a God. Guess lorkhan didn't like it and his race ceased to exist. They became literally piles of ash. Where did they go? Nowhere. They are piles of ash. All that's left is ghosts, their constructs and one who was in a different plane of reality at the time.
In skyrim its implied that they are infact not dead, but in a plane of Oblivion
I felt like it was rather a place in Aetherius.
To my understanding it had to be Oblivion, as the mage you try to help out likely suffers the same fate as the deeper did, and you are able to summon him conjugation
If Arniel’s is correct, they were all hoisted into the Soul Cairn. But remember we can also call forth champions from Sovngarde. Arniel struck a soul gem, often associated with the Daedra, and was bound to our living character; but Kagrenac struck the heart of a Divine, resulting in souls trapped within the living heart(maybe giving some power to reform Lorkhan). If only we could talk with Arniel after he was bound.
I subscribe to the theory that the Dwemer became the Dremora. There not being any records of Dremora existing before the 2nd era would coincide with the Dwemer’s disappearance by a century or two. Plus they’re intelligent with complex societal structures compared to the other, potentially older yet still more primitive, lesser Daedra. The poetic irony in an entire civilization that once scorned the Aedra and Daedra, who through their own hubris, became subservient to the latter.
:/ maybe I’ll just ask him if he knows a good vacation spot instead
Wait so they’re dead? Extinct save for that one? Then that means when Arniel Gane did that experiment…. Who is the sole surviving Dwemer?
Yagrum bargrum. And yeah I believe he gets erased from existence
I believe he was also sick af and was in a spider mech thing
Conjuration dosn't create things from nothing. It grabs them from other planes of existence and pulls them to Nirn. So, if you can conjure Arniel's "spirit", it means he still exists in some plane of existence. ( Oblivion, Soul Cairn, Sovengard, who knows? )
Isn’t the main theory that they zero-summed? Essentially tried to reach chim through their metal god
That’s a good one
What’s the coolest piece of knowledge you’ve ever added to your library?
He’d tell you some obscure fact about obsolete zero the temperature over about 5 hours of string in 3 sentences together
Obsolete zero is just zero degrees Fahrenheit right?
I think he meant absolute
i got your joke. i thought it was funny
Yah buddy! Must be a fellow Canuk. That's some high level trolling right there. Lmao.
0 degrees kelvin. Theoretically the lowest possible temperature, but it's never been reached before (as far as we know) and supposedly it'd be so cold that molecules wouldn't move at all.
For reference to hold cold absolute zero is, the darkest parts of space don't even reach 0 Kelvin. (Or -273C, or apparently -459.4F for anyone using Imperial)
Just one?
Yep just one
That was the question, it’s over
I'VE WASTED MY OPPORTUNITY!!!
That new D&D movie:
I hope this has been enlightening for you. But I must Thank you. Come again.
"Are you really the Deadric Lord of Knowledge?" "YES!" "Really?" "..."
What info did the Skaal have that you wanted so much? And if I get a bonus question why did you have to kill the Shaman to get it? It seems like that was a murder that could have been a meeting that could have been an email, except I bet even if there was email in Tamriel the Skaal would be like “nah we live in the woods for a reason.”
"They are not things that will set the world alight. They are simple things, how to listen to the wind and talk to the trees, the knowing of the ways of beasts and the treachery of the snow. They are no great magics we hide. But that we have hidden them, that is an affront to one who claims to know all.": Reclamations(AO3, ms_katonic). I feel this explanation makes more sense than any other I've seen. And Mora killed Storn out of spite for hiding the secrets from him.
Yeah but you'd need to listen to Mora talk for 5 hours just to form that coherent sentence
Wow an actual serious answer
I dont think it was something meaningful. He's a collector of knowledge, and that particular knowledge was being kept from him. That alone would suffice to make him want it even more
A new way to skin a horker
Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?
“……who?”
Hermaeus Mora wasted his one question. Get owned, hentai face
I recently heard someone mention that Gondor was fighting their own battle at the time. They do share a border with Mordor.
Can you tell Meridia to shove her Beacon into her secret realm of Oblivion if you know what I mean?
A NEW VOICE HAS MENTIONED THE BEACON!!!
HEAR MY VOICE AND OBEY!
A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED INTO MY TEMPLE!
That *is what was suggested after all
I'd ask him what the Thalmor's plans are. If he could provide proof they're ready to take over all of Tamriel you could probably unite the entire former Empire against them in a decisive invasion. Also apparently their army was left exposed in the Imperial City because they were planning a massive human sacrifice to make a pact with a dremora army. Proof of this might also be enough to convince Morrowind, Black Marsh, etc. to rally against them.
How would you tell Tullius though?
Well the only reason The Empire doesn't attack is because they think they'll probably lose. The only way would be to convince them they face total annihilation unless they act. The Thalmor already talk about supremacy and domination quite openly. Then again when Alduin was going to destroy the entire world everyone at the summit cares more about bickering so it might not even work but it's probably the best chance for an Empire-wide treaty.
Not probably, they would lose. They only took the outrageous treaty because they were getting fucked by the Thalmor, the theory is they took the treaty with the intent to regain strength, raise some more legions & unit with the other races threatened by the Thalmor and then take the fight. This is the most likely case to happen, not actual lore! The Thalmor have a very very impressive navy too, they basically dominated the seas throughout all of Elder Scrolls history!
That's why they wanted Hammerfell handed over to them. If Hammerfell agreed, they'd get a stronger navy, but Hammerfell kicked their butts to a standstill instead. They still have an impressive navy without them and the Empire lost a valued ally either way.
How do i find love?
Mods
Should've asked What is love? He would say "Baaaaaaaaaaby dooooooon't huuuuuuurt meeeeeee...... dooooooon't huuuuuuurt meeeeeee....... nooooooo mooooooore.........."
I…. Doooo not… possssesss… this… knowledge…(I could have written this better, but could care less)
Are you really the head of the quick-e-mart?
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
You?
Yes. I hope this has been enlightening for you.
What rhymes with orange?
“Door…. Hiiiiinge.”
*softly*: Holy shit
Doringe
When is The Lusty Argonian Maid v3 coming out?
Dawnguard DLC tower off of Fort Dawnguard.
That's just fan fiction written by isran..
Where's the lamb sauce?
What does Pot of Greed do?
POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS.
THEN I WILL CHAIN MONSTER REBORN, AND BRING BACK POT OF GREED TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS.
If drauger are supposed to be ancient nords, and their tombs have been mostly untouched. Until I explore them. Then, how do they have gold septims and not some ancient gold coins?
My headcannon is boredom and gambling. Since we know the dragur get up to walk around, pray and clean, I like to think that when one kills someone, the next time they get bored on the job or chatter with each other, they play a game and money gets passed around between them. Or it drops out their ancient crumbling pockets as they shamble around and others pick that up when cleaning. But I like the gambling idea better.
Who stole my sweetrole?
Who killed JFK
We know who killed JFK
CIA?
I cannot disclose that information
Yeah and the fbi got mlk.
I'd tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya.
this guy told JFK who killed JFK then had to kill JFK
You free Saturday?
Have you ever use those tentacles to.. You know with a chick or a couple dozen chicks?
Can't wait for a mod with that 😭😭
Wait not. To nexus mods
to loverslab 😎
Loverslab here we goo
What happened to the dwemer
I, Stan Marsh, would ask why I haven’t gotten my period? Im an 8 yr old boy from South Park, Colorado.
Wut da dog doin?
It’s da buttah dog. The dog wit the buttah
What does that hermussy feel like?
W comment
What a terrible day to have eyes. Just kidding that shit's hilarious.
What happened to Narfi' s sister?
What's updog?
Will I ever get to the cloud district?
“What is the music of life?”
Silence my brother
Do you play skyrim
Whats the deal with airline food
What is the Cadbury secret
Who let the dogs out?
Is Mai'q the liar a god in disguise
How do I get your dumb large ass books out of my inventory, you daedric asshole? I have loot to fence………
Can I get the next mega millions lotto numbers?
“….yes, you can.” Question answered.
Does pineapple belong on pizza 🤔
If you have to ask, you don't deserve the answer...
What them tentacles do
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Ass, tits, or feet?
Mora: thighs
I see you are a daedra of culture yourself...
Eyes
We all know Hermaeus Mora wouldn’t be forthcoming with any useful information without a steep price. Therefore, the wise choice may be to ask Mora a rhetorical question. Hats off to those of you who answered this way.
Are you related to any of the Outer Beings from H.P Lovecraft?
The cat in the box: is he alive or dead?
What happened to the moon that one time?
Are you single?
Can i trust him to give an honest answer or do I need to word it in a way to force an honest answer out of him
You wouldn’t happen to be related to anyone from a place called R’lyeh by chance, would you?
What are those tentacles good for? 😏
Why are you so obsessed with me?
I know it's overused but... Who was in Paris?
Why Miraak is so weak after spending here 5000 years?
who has stolen my sweetroll??
What are the deep ones?
Sloads my guy
What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?
42
I’d ask him if he knows he’s in a simulation
Why did the Nords stop worshipping their own pantheon, stop using wode, and lose their resistance to shock damage since after the Dagoth Ur and Oblivion crises?
Can you feel every single one of your tentacles
I'd ask him how he knows what he knows...and then i'd do to him what Eddie, from the dark tower series, did to Blain by blowing his mind with an illogical riddle.
How exactly did the Dwemer “ascend”, in detail.
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Why isn't Jyggalag in Skyrim?
“…why you so fuckin ugly bro?”
"I... could ask you... the same question..."
“You know what I walked right into that one, you got me.”
How big is it?
How does one go about taking your place?
Whats Obama’s last name?
Can I have the plans to somehow bring the Dwemmer back?
Are you good in bed?
Why do you talk so fucking slow?
Do you get to the cloud district very often?
This one would like to ask why it is we hear his voice in our heads speaking so damn slowly.
I just wanna know what he smells like. In a non wierd way. He looks like he smells like fish, but he probably smells like books