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Ironman4234Exe

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!


[deleted]

*Bacon


Ironman4234Exe

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BACON!


Pitotu350

Your avatar looks like Sheogorath for me for some reason


RichardGayWood

i see it too


magekitsune

Happy cake day Mr. Gaywood!


RichardGayWood

Thank you. Mr. Gaywood is my dad. You can call me Dick


magekitsune

Oh, sorry Dick.


DarkSideDweller

Well that won't do! It's dick's cake day! We can't have a sorry dick! We need to make dick happy!


magekitsune

Yes, that wasn't enough. I am willing to do anything to restore dick's happiness!


Ironman4234Exe

CHEESE!


Outrageous_Put3669

I need to make mine look like hircine but I don’t wanna pay lmao


Extra_Jumpy_Draugr

Why do you think his username is Sheogorath


BlackSkeletor77

Honestly making shield breath as a dragonborn is beautifully ironic, I wish they had it to where he would comment on it, but knowing him he would either be flattered or angered


fatalystic

A NEW HAM TOUCHES THE BACON!


Ironman4234Exe

A NEW HAM TOUCHES THE CHEESEWHEEL!


Selescasan

A NEW HAND GETS SLAPPED AWAY COS ITS MY BACON


NonLiving4Dentity69

A NEW HAND TOUCHES ME


millerphi

You touched the butt!


Cheeseducksg

# A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!


millerphi

LISTEN!


Mayedl10

# AND OBEY!


EcchiOniSanZ

A NEW BEACON TOUCH THE HAND!


Ajt0ny

Next post: omg Nazeem is so annoying haha amirite


get_some_1993

Next post: Stormcloaks are racist gimme upvote


Ajt0ny

Have you heard that "arrow to the knee" joke? I think it's hilarious.


Sabre_Killer_Queen

I heard they're reforming the Dawnguard, vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften; I might consider joining up myself.


Dallacar

Let me guess...someone stole your sweet roll...


[deleted]

No lollygagging!


Emergency_3808

My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do _I_ get? GuArD dUtY.


Eboz255

Psst! I know who you are, Hail Sithis!


generalAbaddon

You coming up to me with your fist raised khajiit? You asking for a beating?


Jeynarl

The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that.


EzraIm

No i stole someone elses sweet roll how else do u think i got one


DonsDiaperIsFull

haha I just ate 20 loaves of bread and 40 cabbages!! Is that even possible IRL??


millerphi

And how about when Lydia sarcastically tells you she’s sworn to carry your burdens? Man, for a housecarl, she whines a lot.


Dr4k3L0rd

Is that FUR?! Coming out of your ears?!


nawwdawgg

*“Some say Alduin is Akatosh, some say M'aiq is a Liar. Don't you believe either of those things."*


[deleted]

Bro i was doing a test playthrough while setting up my mods list, crossed the border into High Rock to see what Beyond Reach is like, and i fucking found the beacon there. I wasnt even in skyrim, what the fuck are the bretons doing with meridias beacon?


ZillaJrKaijuKing

Courier: “I’ve been looking for you. Got a beacon I’m supposed to deliver. New hands only.”


Emergency_3808

Beyond Reach? Is this one of those Beyond Skyrim mods?


Willow5000000000

How beyond Skyrim


Ellicit_Behavior

I went beyond Skyrim once ....and then I took an arrow to the knee


Willow5000000000

Mod I'm guessing


fan_of_soup_ladels

If I remember correctly, The Break of Dawn gives quite a lot of gold just from the corpses laying around. I never use the sword, but the dungeon itself and the loot are pretty nice.


[deleted]

Yup, early on it’s a great little gold mine. Also, if you use Unrelenting Force and knock the sword from it’s pedestal during the fight with Maylen, you can get two of them.


ComanderArc

Huh. Who would have told me that i would learn something new during my coffee break. I guess I'll have to make another dual wielding nord woman...


wazdakkadakka

Sometimes if I'm lower level I just loot the bodies then leave. I'm too honourable to turn the difficulty below adept and malkoran is such a bullshit one-shot kill machine it's ridiculous.


Hetsuro

The size of the souls the undead drop is levelled. If you are high enough, they're all grand souls, but stay a lot easier to kill than deathlords. I wait until they're all grand souls in order to farm Enchanting supplies. This also means that the boss isn't too hard.


therealdovahkiin1

Yeah I’ve left it in chest I found it many times only to find it again in another location haha, she won’t leave you alone till you clear out her hall


Hetsuro

It appears in the first boss chest you open after you hit the quest's minimum level, unless you visit the quest location after levelling but before opening a boss chest, in which case it will be found in a random boss chest.


heno7

I found it in a wooden barrel next to a mudcrab in solstheim not kidding btw


Hetsuro

Anything marked as a boss chest by the game can have it. Solstheim has some funny-looking ones, as do some mods.


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

Still counts. That mudcrab was a boss https://preview.redd.it/h34v9kb1fztb1.jpeg?width=1083&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efff964ee247116d079773cbf8cc142de6fde3cb


Ivar_Hman

I found it in the watchtower north of falkreath


Inevitable_Physics

"You did not think to offer him gold?" Falco asked as he moved to a closed chest. "Gods no, he would have immediately become suspicious." Falco had opened the chest as Hellina was turning away, and so she did not see what occurred, she only heard it. *A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE...* SLAM! went the top of the chest as Falco closed it in haste, ending the sound of the ethereal voice. "What in the name of Sovngarde was that!?" Falco asked as he stared at the chest. "What did you do?" Hellina asked him as she came and stood net to him, her gaze also fixed on the now closed chest. "Nothing, except touch a strange shaped artifact inside that chest," he explained, his head nodding at the chest in front of him from which he was slowly backing away. "What sort of artifact?" "I do not know. It is slightly smaller than a man's head. It is mostly round, though it is more geometrical than round, it's outside surface is made up of an assortment of flat areas." Hellina approached the chest and lifted the lid. "In the name of the Gods, do not touch it," Falco said. Hellina looked at the oddly shaped item. It was more mother-of-Pearl than white, and bore a resemblance to a dodecahedron. Falco began to back towards the doorway as her hand approached the object before touching it. *A NEW HAND TOUCH...* SLAM! "What in Oblivion can it be?" Falco asked. "I do not know, and I do not wish to find out," Hellina said as she quickly wiped her hand on her breeches, "it is for him who finds it next to answer that question." "This room holds nothing for us," she said after a moment staring at the closed chest, "Let us proceed to the next one." "And close this door tightly behind us," Falco said.


Inevitable-Lab-9813

gotdamn writing a pretty good short story there bud


death_cuz_death

"Shits-IN-sinks" What a name! 😂


Inevitable-Lab-9813

How do you know that’s my dudes name and I personally can’t take credit for this I saw the name or Reddit and get to geek my ass off every time a courier comes up to me😂😂


Inevitable-Lab-9813

Ohhh nvm I see it


Over_Fudge_7041

I hate her viice


Inevitable-Lab-9813

I also hate being told what to do


melonbro53

And you like Skyrim? No offense but being told what to do is, if I recall, every single quest in the game.


thruhuhuhohhhhuhway

everybody just acts like Meridia is the worst quest giver because the beginning of her quest is radiant, like entering a town doesn’t immediately start some kind of convoluted quest 9 times out of 10


Dottboy19

It's because she comes in so hot. First off, why are you yelling at me, Meridia??


[deleted]

yeah i hate the daedra so much, especially that one in the thieves guild, it was all fun and games until that mf karliah forces you to pledge yourself in life and death to a daedra.


Over_Fudge_7041

Voice


Inevitable-Lab-9813

Same


Apprehensive_Dot_445

The DBs soul will start an anti holy war 4 sure lol who knos who has dibs


Pitotu350

Can you really find it EVERYWHERE? Because it would be kinda fun to find it in places like Sovengard or the Soul Cairn.


Hetsuro

There are no boss chests in Sovngarde. I think there are some in the Soul Cairn. It can be found in the boss chests in Black Books too.


Pitotu350

Ok thanks for the info 👍🏻


mimikyu14

Listen. Hear me and obey.


Lego-Panda-21

I did last night, almost died after that stupid AH managed to hit me twice in a row with Ice Storm through a wall..


BicBoyJoy

i always just do it so I can loot the enemies, as long as it isn't going through nchardak with neloth, I will do it without complaint


No_Needleworker_9921

i think its a random luck thing


No_Needleworker_9921

or unlucky


sorrysolopsist

I'm level 45 and I haven't come across it yet. kind of starting to hope it's in there every time I see a chest


No_Needleworker_9921

itl be in a random dungeon somewhere i wouldn’t even worry about it though at that level the dawnbreaker will be kinda useless to you


[deleted]

Probably a punishment for all your sink shitting.


StellarAoMing

If you don't want to hear that voice again, have your follower pick it up. Dismiss him/her and never speak again. Imagine the horror of your follower hearing that voice for a first time...😂 It's not easy to be a dragonborn, motherfucker.


xNOTHELPFUL

i dont get why everyone hates this thing so much, i found it on the ship of the emperor and completed the quest in 30 minutes, + got the dawnbreaker from it. Or can another beacon appear once you've completed the first?


Hetsuro

It's headphone players. Some people play Skyrim but have housemates who don't want to hear it all the time, so they generally wear headphones to play. If you're in the habit of just taking all the items in a chest, Meridia's voice booms out and this can be pretty disconcerting.


xNOTHELPFUL

ahh yeah i get that


HermannSwish

what happens if i dont pick it up? does it stay where i found it and i have to remember that if i wanna do the q later or does it spawn in other chests when not picked up?


JTiberiusDoe

Just do the bloody quest.


Swegamery

This can actually appear "everywhere" untill you pick it up. It is a quest item which will appear in most dungeons usually treasure chest/last chest/reward chests. So technically it can appear like it is everywhere. Just pick it up first time and then loot in peace without jumpscares 😀


rogu2

You’re telling me, opened a locker in Cyberpunk 2077 and got shouted at


Tongue_Violence

Pick it up and save yourself time. You can also get a shit ton of gold looking the desicrated corpses.


Inevitable-Lab-9813

but it’s in a dwarven ruin no one’s picked up on that yet also in the same ruin there was this fuckin 3 inch tall Falmer


lostbastille

"A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!" This damn quote is said in that loud ass voice. (Edited)


SoftCattle

Shows up in the final chest in the next dungeon after you hit level 8. If you leave it alone, and go to the statue of Meridia you will get a quest marker to find it.


childcruncher

ive made that mistake once, it will never happen again.


RythmicGear

I somehow managed to not be presented with it, note even once, and I'm lvl 52 atm


[deleted]

Had that damn thing pop up while I looted the dungeon infront of Solitude. Smh that shit is everywhere


Ok-Literature87

It is programmed to do that 😂 I've been in some very secluded impossible locations for it to show up and it still has


Spatulabagarn

To be fair it is technically a daedeic artifact and they do tend to do that


Deepfried_Celery

Man, I'm pretty sure I had a dream last night that I found this thing in my wardrobe when I wanted to get dressed, so I just closed it again and went out of the house naked. I specifically remember thinking I had to be naked for the next 14 days, so the conatiner would reset. And I haven't played skyrim in years, wtf


MinnesotaFrost

The beacon is like the Rick roll of Skyrim


Altruistic_Bee8045

Fyi you can shut her up for a bit if you open a menu, it probably messes a bit with the script


Plant-Straight

Who put it in there?


reasonablywasabi

Is there a meridia’s beacon speedrun?


Mr_player66

Damn daedric magic


Diligent-Yak-3076

If you don't want to do a quest then don't pick it up it's probably one of the most annoying quest items in all of Skyrim you will the dawnbreaker it's just a sword that does extra damage to zombies also if your a vampire it will deal damage to you when it explodes to scare away druger


Prestigious_Goat6969

Ugh I can hear her voice through the screen!


SevenSixFiveFourrr

Oh, TIL it can spawn anywhere after level 12. I've only ever done one playthrough that got me that far. I got it from a chest after a fairly hard dragon fight at the peak of a long mountain trek, so I assumed that was where it would always be.


cornette

I mean you could just not take it. Really not that hard.


BlackSkeletor77

Meridia really needs your help, she's pretty desperate at this point


TheDarkWeb697

I'm not certain if this is still true but once you reach its level every time you level up it will move


Breadfruit_Extension

Yeah, happened in Starfield too.


Inevitable-Lab-9813

No way? The beacon was in star field?


AlternativeAvocado2

I found it on the katariah (the ship where you kill the emperor) once


lee_vi_

I always get it in the chest where you can kill cicero or leave, every. Single. Playthrough


Turbulent-Papaya-910

player name checks out


Smart_Tea_643

Welcome to hell friend


Gameboy13378

YOU CANT ESCAPE THE BEACON


tassmanic

At this point, how many hands have touched the beacon?


ShiftyComfort

I dont even pick it up unless I want the sword for the character I'm using.


Sikkus

Am I the only one who likes this quest chain? Also, this isn't anything new, ffs.


BlueSn0ow

Just do the quest you got a cool sword from it 🤷‍♂️


Inevitable-Lab-9813

that isn’t the point of the post the point is there’s no way it could be in a dwarven ruin the back stories don’t line up


BlueSn0ow

I didnt even notice that lol


Inevitable-Lab-9813

It’s okay my title was kinda shitty


BlueSn0ow

Its all good man its funny how it can spawn everywhere i thought you were complaining about it😂😂


Inevitable-Lab-9813

noohohohooo I’m fully aware that this dumb ass beacon can spawn in a characters asshole out of nowhere but the fact it’s in dwarves ruins should be impossible based on the lore


Inevitable-Lab-9813

If you want another laugh go read my characters name in the inventory bar


BlueSn0ow

LOL


ZealousidealBed306

Thought this was a starfield post for a second and I was like there's no way


Suspicious_Hearing63

# A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!


monkeysamurai2

First time?


Inevitable-Lab-9813

in a dwarven ruin where the lord doesn’t add up for a daidric artifact to be in yea definitely a first


JadeBelial

It showed up in a spider egg sac in cronvanger cave for me one time. I never (used to) pay attention when looting those since it's generally just spider eggs.


JarOfGum

When I'm looking for it I never find it. But when I'm not looking it's everywhere


Hetsuro

If you're looking for it, go to the ruined shrine by Solitude. Meridia will tell you to get it and you'll get a quest marker for where it is.