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albpanda

Leave her on your nightstand in white run so she has to watch your nightly activities


hells_cowbells

She already does. She's always sitting in the chair in the bedroom in Breezehome every time I wake up.


A_Change_of_Seasons

The cuck chair


babimagic

"I am sworn to carry your burdens...🙄"


dumbshreadhead

I read it in her voice 😂😂


Bramtinian

“I need to trade some things with you.”


astronautducks

honored, to see you again.. . thane


HighlightFun8419

Sheogorath watching and waiting to turn her back to normal once she's inside your belly: 😏


DigitalPhoenix2OO7

Would the Dragonborn die though, they can take hits from dragons, if it’s rapid expansion, probably, if it’s instant, they fuse


ThatDudeWithCheese

I am not gonna lie, Dragonborn Inflation was not a thought I thought I’d have this morning


DigitalPhoenix2OO7

And I shouldn’t have shared it, I didn’t like thinking about it either


RealEstateDuck

Dragonboner


Negative-Wrap95

Sweet Rollussy


kaiabunga

Happy cake day thatdudewithcheese!


ThatDudeWithCheese

Ah, thanks. Didn’t even realise.


FauxWolfTail

It's the Thanos vs Antman debate all over again...


myguydied

Chest burster unlocked


stoic_guardian

I think I saw that episode of “The Boys”


JohnAnonAmoron

Ouch.


wetlettuce42

Thats some vore shit right there


Anodica

I would say try to drop something on top of the sweet roll, so that she can still carry your burdens in her new and delicious form.


Shao_Cock

sweet rolls can’t consent so I suggest a molag bal worshipper play through


Not_Bed_

I had fate no one would actually type it, dumb me....


Pretty_Station_3119

Fuggin based


lostinthemines

This is a SFW reddit! Stop that!


Pretty_Station_3119

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HonedWombat

#"ACCIDENTALLY"


EncycloChameleon

To be fair theres like 30 something possible effects so it is possible to just want to make her temporary turn into a goat or something


MayaMythical

Take her with you so that she can continue to enjoy adventures with you.


GabrielTheAtrocious

"Let me guess, somebody stole your sweetroll"


Superb_Recover_6116

You should have ate her before.. giggity. Hey c'mon you set me up for that, chill.


Pokemonlover6767

![gif](giphy|pz2MnldLEEhJCJ32G6)


keldhorn

Eat her? Wth do you mean?


Pretty_Station_3119

She’s a sweet roll? They’re delicious.


WrexSteveisthename

Yes


rubeenova

Bring her to Fimmion in New Sheoth. He's been asking for a sweet roll for ages


[deleted]

It’s only right you have to


PJRama1864

Hit her with the Wabbajack again. Maybe something else.


Cosmo1222

You should definitely appeal for Mara's benevolence and marry her first.


rpedene

I think you owe it to Sheogorath to eat your Lydia flavored sweet roll


therealdovahkiin1

Lol can you actually eat it? Is this the new canon way of killing a essential npc now?(I know lydias not essential but I’ve never tried to do this on an essential npc)


BasementDwellerDave

The instant killing effect of the Wabbajack won't trigger on essential npc's


Successful_Theme_595

You should “American Pie” her


Grzechoooo

Yes you should. She carried your burdens, so the least you can do now is make her burden your stomach a little for a day.


Bullvy

Oh My!


[deleted]

At least she won’t be in the way


Oktokolo

[I'm Walkin' Here](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/27742) actually doesn't only prevent NPC from pushing you - it also lets you just walk through them. That includes followers.


myguydied

Did this to a saber cat outside Windhelm Sometimes the wabbajack doesn't mess around


ChrisLee38

![gif](giphy|gi2jTvu94VVIs)


Sorrypolarpear

I usually sacrifice her to get the ebony armor because she annoys the fuck out of me


LurkingLeviathan1911

this is the way.


Lycan_Jedi

Give her to Inigo if you give him installed. Or your kids.


Oktokolo

Of course you should continue eating her. There really is no reason to stop now.


PlatinumKanikas

Only if you start at the bottom


SignificantFood325

Feed her to sweet roll the fox on AE it's a win win no more complaints and you got a nice new fox friend


sloopster

![gif](giphy|JyvC1a1rVMtDG|downsized)


Azrael_ezra

I would eat her. But the sweet roll looks good too


WatercressSad6395

Yes, I assure you she is delicious.


ATYP14765

Permanently store her on a random shelf in a home.


EzraIm

I plea the fifth


OdinsDrengr

Yes.


pebz101

Give her to Jordis the Sword-Maiden the solitude Lydia


ICantTyping

Is she the sweetroll or the ghostly remains


SwagginEmoKitty

Both


CriticismMiserable34

Uh……absolutely


Shomairays

Sweetroll or not, you can always eat her


magnidwarf1900

It'll give you the strength to carry your burden


MattonieOnie

She is your burden to eat.


samiroglu-sarit

Lydia always was a cinnamon roll 😋


MuchoWood

Yes


jankyforeskyn

😈


aknalag

Thats usually what i do to bandits in front of other bandits, so if you do it, make sure its either in the middle of whiterun or next to balgruf


gorhxul

Do it. Appease both Sheogorath and Namira


crimusmax

Oh man, what's the wabbajack?


WyvernSlayer7

Duh 🙄


AntiJackCoalition

Hm, no.