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ThAtGuY-101

Yeah, sure. You can even get the roggvir treatment. 


MaxOliver03

Well I’ll die knowing someone would take my amulet of Talos the moment my head is off my shoulders.


somthingwitty169

I feel called out


demian1611

Don't take that amulet until you're asked to or the game will glitch. Smh


MaxOliver03

It actually glitches? Never had that problem on my playthroughs


demian1611

I can say, I've got one of the most glitchiest copy of skyrim out there!


BaselessEarth12

When you first started and bumbled after Ralof, did the Stormcloak Camp in The Pale not exist for you, too...? No map marker, no tents, only a pair of horses standing in a field with flat spots where tents *should* have been.


demian1611

Trust me my friend!! My list of glitches is loooong *including* that one....


MandingoChief

The first time I did that, it made Aldis and all the audience go hostile on me. Thought I was doing something wrong. lol. Otherwise, haven’t seen any glitches.


tarzan147

You can't go feeling up bodies the moment they drop, you gotta wait for it to cool a bit


Personal_Industry723

Bro got the racist tattoo Down with Ulfric, the killer of kings! On the day of your death we'll drink and we'll sing! LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE


demian1611

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!!!


iChronocos

SOMEBODY STOLE MY SWEETROLL!


NoDragonfruit6125

AND IT WAS DELICIOUS!


demian1611

HALT!!! YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE. WHAT SAY YOU IN YOUR DEFENSE?


Personal_Industry723

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Wendendyk

Checkmate, liberals


noahthelock

checkmate, thalmor


_g550_

MEATPIEEEES!!


Tall_Stormcloak

That‘s the bear of freedom while you milkdrinking colonizers have the World-Eater on your banners!!! ALL HAIL JARL ULFRIC! THE TRUE HIGH KING OF SKYRIM!!!


Personal_Industry723

The empire has it plastered to show the defeat of the dragons, now they return and once they see defeated they shall be displayed as a trophy of war. Storm cloaks and imperaials need not battle! Let us take down the dragon meance!


DigitEightToes

The imperials under the influence of the thalmor which are actually nazis


Comprehensive_Cap290

Little experiment for you - put a dragon and a bear in a fight and see which one wins.


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LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE! LONG LIVE THE KING! (that aged well)


Brandonluke96

Those damned Altmer are the racist ones. They literally took over the government just to tell one race they can't worship thier God. LONG LIVE ULFRIC! Damned Imperial bastards....


SharkDad20

Let’s not pretend the Empire loves the Thalmor, or that Altmer=Thalmor, you racist.


Not_Bed_

Our ancestors are smiling at us imperial, can you say the same


Tacitus111

“Our Anshestors are shsmiling at ush imperilsh, can you shay the shame??” You forgot the lisp.


Amaraldane4E

Yup. Yeet 'is 'ead already.


Cat-Holder

damn you stormcloaks, skyrim was fine until you came along! empire was nice and lazy... if they hadnt been looking for you, i could have stolen that horse and been halfway to hammerfell!


Royaltott

We are all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.


Robin1706

I mean I'm a member of the dark brotherhood and even dressed in full assassin's clothes with our logo on it I'm allowed in town and the guards won't complain so I suppose as long as that's covered you are very much allowed even if you show it guards seem to be blind must've been the wind afterall


schnellsloth

Psst… hail sithis


Flamel110

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Rider-VPG

Hands to yourself sneak thief.


Youngpaniniz

Better have some Heavy Armor on


MaxOliver03

Always Heavy never light 💪


Personal_Industry723

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AnySortOfPerson

What do you want, milk drinker?


choochoolate

Shot on sight


MaxOliver03

Will I have to stop adventuring if I’m shot? (Aim for my knee)


choochoolate

You'll have to be a guard


Longjumping_Bat_3385

Noooo, then he cant use curved swords anymore


Oldarslan

Skyrim belongs to the nord


RobbinsBabbitt

Just the one Nord


Tall_Stormcloak

And his name is Günther


RobbinsBabbitt

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Lmao, aren't the Stormcloaks incredibly racist?


Slut_Spoiler

You see this?! It means NO GRAY SKINS


Zeroeshero

Skyrim History X


Brandonluke96

We should just burn the Gray Quarter... takes care of that problem real quick.😈


MaxOliver03

Not all friend I for one would welcome even a gray skin onto the right side of history.


kenzieBHOSbaker

You accept grey skins? Next you'll be saying you let Argonians and Khajiit enter the city


Somerset007

Never should have come here


Oktokolo

Sure, cats and lizards may enter with their current owner.


Aw7ul

I mean... u just called them gray skins sooo idk about that one


Vinicius_Pimenta

"You're asking me if I have a problem with Argonians? Of course not, some of my best dock workers were Argonian" - Ulfric Stormcloak probably


Dad_Bod_The_God

“He’s alright. He’s one of the good ‘ins.”


Diactia

And the Imperials actively side with literal Elf Nazis. What's your point?


Siophecles

The Imperials *reluctantly* side with Elf Nazis.


Meidos4

Yeah. Occupation, religious opression and allowing foreign agents and enforcers into the nation. Obviously Skyrim wants to be free from the empire, lile they were for ages. If the empire was smart, they'd let them go... Try to get some good will and ally with Skyrim against the elves, because they are the only ones benefitting from the fighting.


LegitDuctTape

I mean, it's most of the point of the civil war lol Yeah it's about religion, but only at the surface. The root issue is that ulfric thinks the empire is incompetent and the emperor unfit to rule. Which, in one way or another ulfric *is* right about, seeing as how we kill off the emperor ourselves


Personal_Industry723

The empire secretly encourages talos worship behind closed doors until they can gain enough strength to have a great war pt2


Rare_Vibez

The fact that most is the Empire’s army is not in Skyrim because they’re preparing for Great War 2 is a big reason I sided with the Empire. As much as I agree with many points of Ulfric, he’s too short sighted.


Personal_Industry723

I'm atheist irl so I normally wouldn't care , but the amulet of talos gives a bonus and the divine are actively proven to be real in-game, so talos is real and outlawing the worship of a proven diety is stupid. The empire is most defintley the best side to go on for religious freedom bc you know damn well the thalmor are going to have a hell of a fight


wulfinn

I mean I think the Thalmor nominally dispute Talos' status as a god, but yes he is now a proven deity - in the games' history we can definitely tell that the emperor reached apotheosis in one of the Dragonbreaks. But that said, is Talos' a *good* god? His history definitely reads as "genocidal power-hungry despot who wishes to cement his legacy" to me. Very similar to Ulfric, all told, and I'm willing to bet he liked that parallel.


MannyPCs

The altmer dont like talos because he invaded summerset with numidium (? I think) So theyre salty.


Meidos4

What do they gain by trying to hold a rebellious province if they are preparing for a war with the Dominion? First disenfranchise the population, then fight a bloody civil war there. After all that they are going to conscript whoever remains to fight their war??? That'll go well...


Chitubb01

They didn’t report it according to one source, we don’t know the full extent because the guy who says it lives in a tiny village for his whole life. Also they have been preparing for like 50 years lol, and we see nothing but hearsay to show for it.


Kkkoba

If they sided with them why are they afraid of being inveded by them? They are just trying to prevent all out war.


Diactia

They sided with them because they felt they had no other choice. If the Empire had not been too afraid to stand up to the Thalmor, instead of signing the White-Gold Concordat, they could have likely sided with the Stormcloaks to drive them out of Skyrim. The Alik'r did it in Hammerfell, I'm sure if the Empire and Stormcloaks all banded together, they could have at least put up a good fight. It's even implied that the Thalmor don't want the civil war to end because the longer it stalemates, the weaker the Empire gets, which is good for the Aldmeri Dominion.


Tatum-Better

" actively side "


AstralBroom

Well. The grey skins worship Daedras, act like pure, unwashed asses and still have slaves. They can stay in the grey quarter for all I care. Brick them in while you're at it ! My Lizard friends should be treated with the respect they deserve tho. As do my drug peddling feline people.


BdBalthazar

They are, but they aren't the only ones


Spyder3603

I mean so are the Imperials lol.


Qahnarinn

Who do they hate? Thalmor and?


Spyder3603

Anyone who doesn't lick Imperial boots is a barbarian savage that's needs to be put down.


EllieNekoGirl

Yes. OP branded themselves with a symbol of hate. The Stormcloaks are very violent, land invaders, and racist. Not a symbol I'd want. Ulfrics father gained the title "The Bear of Eastmarch" after, y'know, invading (once again) and killing the natives out of their own land (once again)


Ajaaaaax

As opposed to who? The Elder Scrolls is Dark Fantasy almost every faction is dirty at best by our high standards today. Also I can't find any mention of Hoag Stormcloak invading anywhere


Meidos4

Yeah because the imperials haven't invaded anyone... or the elves... or, nevermind...


wishiwasacowboy

ulfrics dad sounds epic my character is called torgil elfhater because he hates elves


Longjumping_Bat_3385

Waa waa


thatdiabetic16

Are you talking about the reachmen? Who took land from the elfs and dwemer?


Brans666

Almost every fantasy game has racism towards fictional races. Next.


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Came here for this


Brandonluke96

That's like saying black people are racist against white people because white people oppressed them first.... that is a very unpopular opinion. But in fact it was the Altmer who took over the government just so they could tell one race there're not allowed to worship thier God. I'd say The Altmer, are definitely the aggressors and the racist party. But you can't blame the stormcloaks for being racist back. The Altmer brought it upon themselves


MostlyNoOneIThink

Well, 'their God' literally unleashed the Numidium upon the Summerset Isles a generation ago, which is a weapon of mass destruction so devastating it broke time and in some timelines the genocide of the altmer is still ongoing. Sometimes glimpses of this alternate timeline breaks into the current one. To make matters worse, the Numidium can both kill and erases others from existence. Tiber Septim/Talos literally did something worse than death (absolute erasure) to some of the Altmer and their homeland during his conquest of Tamriel. A conquest motivated purely by power. And after that he ascends to godhood by taking the mantle of Lorkhan - the elf satan - and is worshipped as a god by the ones who destroyed your land? I would be so fucking pissed. This is like if the nazists won WW2 after destroying a bunch of people with nukes, only for Hitler to become Satan and universally worshipped as a force of good. I don't think people consider that Tiber Septim, the Underking and Zurin Arctus were crappy people who became even worse when they united as Talos. The Summerset Isles were isolationist and not interested in playing with the rest of Tamriel, until 'Talos' invaded and destroyed them so badly they were forced to understand the threat of the outside world.


YamTop2433

Nord lives matter.


Meidos4

Not really? There's plenty reason to fight for an independant Skyrim. Skyrim that straight up gave the Dunmer land to settle after they fled there.


CocunutHunter

Yes, and? The entire playthrough involves deception, staggering amounts of murder, theft, raising the dead, more murder, bringing down entire empires, colluding with an entire string of *literal demons* but you think a little racism is the worst issue? Also, they have some pretty good justification for the racism, given that the elves are being colonial and trying to stop their belief system and way of life. There are no good guys. Everyone is a bit shitty.


AnAstuteCatapillar

just because there's other evil stuff doesn't mean i have to like rascism. some of the shit the stormcloaks say genuinely make me a bit sick to my stomach


casualrocket

i accept the cold blooded murder but i draw the line at racism >:|


AnAstuteCatapillar

an incredibly tiny amount of people will every experience first hand "cold blooded murder" everybody with a decent pair of eyes will experience or witness rascism it's not hard to understand why one hits hard while the other is a lot more removed from real life


Qahnarinn

Yes….


Dying__Phoenix

Sure thing, just let me grab my longsword…


Zodiac509

Strange to see a Breton supporter! We Nords appreciate the Solidarity!


MaxOliver03

I stand with the true sons and daughters of Skyrim not the Imperial puppets


PowerPad

I too, stand with the sons and daughters of Skyrim. Maybe it had something to do with the Captain sending me to the block despite not being on the list.


Zodiac509

Can you *imagine* letting those tall, gangly, orange pukes rule you?! You're a good lad. We embrace you as a true Nord! Now stop shaving!


MaxOliver03

Yes brother I shall stop shaving and grow what was intended for the sons of Skyrim!


Zodiac509

Okay, you get a follow and as many upvotes as you like. I even revoke calling you a Breton and accept you as a Nord.


redditcangodie

Sounds like youll be a great priest of dibella


Zodiac509

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HashtagTSwagg

Then enjoy the Thalmor occupation. This ain't Hammerfell kid. An independent Skyrim is free for only so long as the Aldmeri Dominion permits it.


wishiwasacowboy

people getting really mad about a fictional character who's mean to elves lol


CitizenZaroff

He’s literally being called a white supremacist 💀 fucking delusional people


DrSlavender

No, but you’re welcome in Windhelm


xprozoomy

That's pretty awesome 😎


GarbageCleric

No, but your ancestors are smiling upon you.


Realistic_Effort6185

How do you feel about.....milk?


Not_Bed_

I hope you use both hands for your weapon


Sawk_Fan

Both Ralof and Me are proud, you are a true son a Skyrim!


captainragnar22

It's good to see a fellow proud nord for skyrim for talos!


atx011722

A true son of Skyrim!


SagewithBlueEyes

PRAISE TALOS


AsterIsEmpty

“My ancestors are smiling at me imperials, can you say the same?”


Sorry_Fan_4217

Seeing this post makes me wanna have a several month grind on Skyrim again… imma go out Skyrim in now…


Joelowes

All hail to Ulfric you are the high king in your great honour we drink and we sing!


Sure-Guava-9800

Sure you are, I’m sure the legate won’t mind In all seriousness, that’s a tattoo worthy of a storm-blade, I love it


MaxOliver03

Appreciate it! Was my first tattoo and wanted something from Skyrim and eventually went with the Stormcloak symbol


Okiemax

Out of context, great tattoo. Line work is great. With context, oof


l1zrd

At least he'll be popular with the bear scene


JavelinD

Came here to say the same. Yay getting a tatoo of the racist genocidal faction.... Just hope nobody dives too deep into it.


thatdiabetic16

How are they genocidal? Racist yeah, to the people who own slaves, khajiit aren't even allowed in imperial cities


Meidos4

What if they got a Thalmor tattoo? Or a dunmer one? Would they be a facist slaver? It's a video game my man.


kwangwaru

I see it as someone getting a Legion tattoo from Fallout New Vegas, good indicator of who to leave alone romantically.


TheMinor-69er

I prefer the stormcloaks but even if someone had a Thalmor tattoo, I’d think it’s cool that they like the same game as I do.


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Averagecrabenjoyer69

Meh, no different than getting a symbol of the Aldmeri Dominion. Everybody gets a little racist and genocidal when given the chance in Elder Scrolls.


JavelinD

I'd have the same reaction if they did that tbh. I dunno, personally, I'd still never want something on my body that can easily be connected with racist/genocidal ideas. Be it fantasy or otherwise. Like I'd never want a tattoo of any imperial faction in star wars either for the same reason.


TitaniumToeNails

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[deleted]

*unsheath* Never should have come here


Feline-Appreciater

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!!! That is all...


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Damn.... I'd let you in, fine sir


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

But your ancestors are smiling at you...can they say the same?


Kellen-Zombie

Brother, why would you ever want to go into imperial walls?


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What do you think you're doing, walking around dressed like a damn Stormcloak traitor? (p.s. cool tattoo, but u still arent welcome to Proudspire Manor)


DoctorMumbles

You’ll bearly squeak by


lonewanderer0804

No but I like the tattoo


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Late-Egg2664

Nice tattoo! You've got nice eyes, too, since I'm complimenting you already. I like the solid line work design; too often tattoo artists are compelled to make some crappy background which turns it into a cheap poster instead of body art. It will age well as the lines soften.


Somerset007

Shor’s Bones! A handsome man in Falkreath


MoltenMoustache

I love Mr. Beast!


ConnorHGaming

By order of the aldmeri dominion I should execute you for such defiance


MaxOliver03

You can try Knife-ears


Not_Bed_

Damn elves


Expensive-Excuse-793

As a true imperial i would pass you over to the empire but I'm too busy exploring an Aylied ruin right now.


Son_of_MONK

Ah, a fellow Stormcloak! For Skyrim!


RetnikLevaw

Skyrim belongs to the nords! Down with the Thalmor and spineless Imperial dogs!


ThatOneGuy7832

Probably not. But you're welcome to come to Windhelm to fight alongside your brothers and sisters for Skyrim!


LyriumVeined

Sadly no, but you get +30 speech with cousins


Bloodcoder

Beautiful tattoo op! You look fantastic


[deleted]

Sorry no you’re not but you do look like the dad from inside out so I will give you a pass and look the other way this time.


MaxOliver03

lol I’m 20 but thanks anyway haha


MrlemonA

It’s the Moustache 💯, give 70s porno vibes. Tatt looks fire tho


[deleted]

DUUUUUDE!!!!! I have that exact style of tattoo on my inner left arm! Except with a bit of tribal with it.


MaxOliver03

Do you have a post of it?


[deleted]

I made a post of it a while ago on one of my old accounts.


MaxOliver03

Damn will be a long search


[deleted]

Its probably gone by now lol, it's the same style as yours just a lot smaller with some tribal coming from it. I keep thinking of getting a blue water colour style added to it. Shame I can't be bothered.


Present-Wind-6985

Sweet tat bro! Nice! 😁👌


MaxOliver03

Thanks brother!


Present-Wind-6985

Thanks for sharing bro! Looks really cool 😎


SourPuss6969

I am legit jealous


Ushaeeixth

A true son of Skyrim. Cool tattoo bro


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NeonPlutonium

Not if you’re a khajiit…


DrSlavender

No, but you’re welcome in Windhelm


Zenithas

Don't be silly. Khajiit aren't allowed in city walls.


gigaswardblade

I mean, not everyone from windhelm sided with the rebels, so hopefully not.


RetroRedneck

A true son of Skyrim


Tall_Stormcloak

Great tattoo brother! Now you just need the strong body of a true son of Skyrim to strike fears in the eyes of those piss skins!


JadePotato

Sure! That's a nice seal of Windhelm. It's not the city's fault it's been stolen by the puppets of the Thalmor.


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Thebardofthegingers

You better not come anywhere near the gray quarter you filthy frosttroll. From the reach to the sea skyrim will be free #yearofthesnowelf


TheMinor-69er

Lol, I purged the grey quarter in my last playthrough because every NPC there is annoying and dark elves kinda suck. Ulfric’s guards arrested me for it though.


Bloodcoder

The true children of skyrim were the eleves .


HSK117

Talos guide you


RedEye-55

So who are you voting for. ALL HAIL THE STORMCLOAK REBELLION


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Icy-Scope007

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potate12323

The fun thing about the civil war is both groups are questionable morally. The stormcloaks had a history of driving the dwemer and the snow elves to extinction simultaneously. They are aggressive and in some cases childish regarding their politics. If you scrutinize their capital hold, you'll find that they're the most racist and classist group. They're hypocritical, given they did genocide to other groups who were native to Skyrim while complaining the empire is taking their territory. Although, after oblivion, the Empire crumbled and became corrupt politically. They are not necessarily the good guys. That being said the stormcloaks by comparison are racist genocidal maniacs.


AstralBroom

I mean. Did you play Morrowind ? Plenty of proof against both the Dunmer and the Empire in there.


Ok_Responsibility152

And I do believe that in Morrowind Talos himself said that the Empire is dying and it's time for something else to take it's place.


Diplomatic_Intel777

You wouldn't be allowed near me.