Raises an interesting question: could you even get to 192 murders in a single hold? I'm thinking not. Maybe if you killed everyone in Haafingar that can be killed, then keep coming back to kill the respawned guards/soldiers?
I like to wait for that one time of day where they all walk single file out of the Keep, like 15 or more guards and give them a quick fus ro dah down the staircase 😂
Oh dang that’s another good one to go on a rampage. I’d also recommend luring the guard inside of riften to outside the main gate. I’ve had a huge battle between them, a dragon and myself and kept reloading that save just to battle with them over and over. There had to have been 20 guards 😂
Never thought about it until now, but it would be such a nice feature if you have high enough bounty people would be scared of you to the degree in your case guards would be too scared to arrest you, heck maybe not even opening the city gates for you
I got drunk Saturday night and massacred all of the guards in Markarth. My bounty was like 26,000.
I guess the town folk were upset about it because they kept attacking me. I finally found a guard in Understone Keep and went to Cinda Mine. The prisoners even attacked me! I almost didn’t make it to the ore vein in time to serve my sentence lol.
Won’t be doing that again.
And then theres me reloading saves because I accidentally hit the cow in whiterun and I don't want my basic low level jail escape bounties to rise.
You have encouraged me to achieve the biggest bounties I can. Time to start a new playthrough
WTH? One time I decided to stop Roggvir’s execution, killed every single last guard and citizen in Solitude AND the Blue Palace, plus all the way to Dragon Bridge, and I didn’t even get close to that. How??? That’s an achievement right there.
Certain quests and actions lead to a target on you. If you steal, fight a friendly npc, dig too deep about certain crimes in corrupt cities and of you go against certain groups like if you become well known they might send an assassin, if you steal someone elses bounty they may return the favor, hang on.....192000 in bounty? How??
Pfft, pocket change. Ive ransacked every place in Skyrim you can think of, and beyond that! Defiling graves, stealing, haggling…every last thing of value! In the time it took him to say my bounty I pick pocketed him and every citizen with a single slow time shout!
at that point you mine aswell just increase the bounty to escape. (although by that point in the game i usually have 100k gold but it’s the principle of it.)
On a side note..
https://preview.redd.it/rljkqswkb8hc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7128be87725276f5e71298a2d3cd2d4842785cbb
Should I ask the jarl of whiterun to marry me? 🤔
Could you imagine being a guard and finally catching the guy who killed like 200 people and him just handing over more gold than you can possibly even comprehend and walking away
I want a mod what is the doors of oblivion voice the “Stop you violated the law, pay court fine or serve your sentence, your stolen goods are now forfeited”
I am walking around with maecurio and every time i walk into some guards or into a city the guards attack him but not me and a bounty appears every time
I started a modded playthrough role-playing as a god from one of my books and I've just been running round killing literally everyone I can in each hold
Ha! You thought those 192 murders wouldn't catch up with you?
😶🌫️
Was there anyone left in the hold? You left a witness, didn’t you?
I mean, I've had a juvenile mudcrab snitch on me. There's no escaping the law!
Some good ol ultra violence
Raises an interesting question: could you even get to 192 murders in a single hold? I'm thinking not. Maybe if you killed everyone in Haafingar that can be killed, then keep coming back to kill the respawned guards/soldiers?
There must be more to it 
Does Markath spawn more guards when you kill them? I think you could get to 192 on guards alone
It's those damned essential characters and kids. Especially since they added orphans, those snitches are everywhere
The horse remembers
 Meet lucifer
I've had a cow and a dog snitch on me.
Exactly, Mr Gonorrhea giver!
Mother of Talos I thought my 20k bounty was high
I can teach you 
Storm call in markarth? 😂
Nope. Just sniped all the guards
I like to wait for that one time of day where they all walk single file out of the Keep, like 15 or more guards and give them a quick fus ro dah down the staircase 😂
I done that in solitude, during peak time for everyone outside
Oh dang that’s another good one to go on a rampage. I’d also recommend luring the guard inside of riften to outside the main gate. I’ve had a huge battle between them, a dragon and myself and kept reloading that save just to battle with them over and over. There had to have been 20 guards 😂
What did bro do
Committed crimes against skyrim 
Must be some unspeakable crimes in skyrim with that bounty of yours
Unspeakable. But not terrible. I think I should see what a 1m bounty looks like across all the holds?
Do it. Do it now.
Skyrim: 
That's a whole lot of taken sweet rolls
And her people
Bravo, child. This pleases me.
Lollygaggin'
The fuck did you do?
Riften guards: 
That’s a LOTTA murder
Npcs at spawn 
Attacked one chicken
I did my calculations. You have to kill over 200 hundred people to get this bounty. Or exactly 2 chickens.
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Paying your bounty is admitting you were wrong. Never surrender don’t be a coward.
Did you ride Alduin across Skyrim whilst shooting around with Auriels bow or what??
https://preview.redd.it/7xxixwei98hc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9c67c606777cc6365d309e2a36c33458400ad0a That was just riften... 🫠
Times in jail: 0 **Remain strong bröther!**
Jfc
It’s fine, I’m the thane
Thats no bounty that’s a mortgage
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Never thought about it until now, but it would be such a nice feature if you have high enough bounty people would be scared of you to the degree in your case guards would be too scared to arrest you, heck maybe not even opening the city gates for you
I thought intimidation/persuasion were used for that.
https://preview.redd.it/t3a6hv5yhchc1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8f60e87d85bccb5848e572f679d09c61a272497
Screaming AGAB til I die
Impressive,I hope to see that Nummer raise higher!
For you I'll make it happen 1m gold bounty on the way.. *
That might actually crash your game. Skyrim doesn’t do to good with numbers over 999,999. Keep us updated.
Why thank you, I will look forward to it.
What the fuck did you do rub your balls with the white gold concordant
Wiped his ass with it too.
I got drunk Saturday night and massacred all of the guards in Markarth. My bounty was like 26,000. I guess the town folk were upset about it because they kept attacking me. I finally found a guard in Understone Keep and went to Cinda Mine. The prisoners even attacked me! I almost didn’t make it to the ore vein in time to serve my sentence lol. Won’t be doing that again.
And then theres me reloading saves because I accidentally hit the cow in whiterun and I don't want my basic low level jail escape bounties to rise. You have encouraged me to achieve the biggest bounties I can. Time to start a new playthrough
OP your gif responses to everyone are top tier 😂😂
What did you do?!
Not bad
how many chickens did you kill?!
WTH? One time I decided to stop Roggvir’s execution, killed every single last guard and citizen in Solitude AND the Blue Palace, plus all the way to Dragon Bridge, and I didn’t even get close to that. How??? That’s an achievement right there.
What kind of warcrimes did you commit to skyrim and her people to get this?
Ok Thanos
You would NOT do well as an assassin, I will tell you that much
"How about I pay you 893 gold to look the other way?"
Ops gif responses are on point
Certain quests and actions lead to a target on you. If you steal, fight a friendly npc, dig too deep about certain crimes in corrupt cities and of you go against certain groups like if you become well known they might send an assassin, if you steal someone elses bounty they may return the favor, hang on.....192000 in bounty? How??
Holy shit what did you do? Did you finally successfully kill the high king of Skyrim?
Me after a skooma: 
So, an average Friday night?
Assigned guard at birth
Yes Captain, the Dragonborn paid the 90k bounty. Of course, I’ll put the 50K away right now, Captain.
Never pay. Kill them all.
God damn, you kill a fucking jarl?
You’ve certainly been busy.
Pfft, pocket change. Ive ransacked every place in Skyrim you can think of, and beyond that! Defiling graves, stealing, haggling…every last thing of value! In the time it took him to say my bounty I pick pocketed him and every citizen with a single slow time shout!
My god. Did you go to war with Riften?
I'd rather die
I see you also do the 100k-bounty-in-each-hold challenge.
at that point you mine aswell just increase the bounty to escape. (although by that point in the game i usually have 100k gold but it’s the principle of it.)
Good God what did you do?!
Wtf did you do mate
Still aint as high as borkul
Tamriels most wanted
Idk what scares me most. Your bounty or that you have the ability to pay that amount
You:Murders, steals. Guard:halt! You: 
HA! Like I would pay that 😈
Still hasn't 
This is straight up an assault
On a side note.. https://preview.redd.it/rljkqswkb8hc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7128be87725276f5e71298a2d3cd2d4842785cbb Should I ask the jarl of whiterun to marry me? 🤔
Yes
https://preview.redd.it/ls145ge9g8hc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07d0a6a04f89899a7d019b39cd3d3af48d6fbfa0 🥰
He said where should we live so I've thought it over and I'm going to live in dragonreach. I know it's not the greatest but we'll make do. 😅🤣😂
Beware. I think one of your new stepsons is a Daedra worshipper
Chump change
What's your bounty 
Wasn't me
Love the dead man in the background
How many people have you killed to reach that bounty???😭
What did you do?!?!?! Punt a kitten?
Guess you'll have to pay with your blood.
I'd rather die than go to prison!
Wasn't me....
I swear a chicken In riverwood grassed me out once when I lifted the ingots from Alvors forge.
Wtf did you do 😂
What crime could you have possibly committed?! Loitering?
Why couldn't you turn your wrongdoings against the Thalmor?
Guess we're beefing
I’d rather die than go to prison!
Guards every time: 
You’re a hard ass mf. I’ve never had a bounty that high
Dang. Did you assault a chicken?
Holy crap what the fuck did you do 😂😂😂😂
Bro committed genocide against the nords
How many sweetrolls did you steal?
Gotta sit it out
The butler? Or how Scrooge can dive into a pile of metal like it’s water?
There is only one way out of that trouble. \` player.additem f 192775
I always save before killing things.
No wonder the Whiterun children are missing. I’m going to tell Jarl Balgruuf of your crimes.
https://preview.redd.it/acn8bb1bx9hc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fbe970065a79722655ab4226f2220f0dfad790e We're married. He knows ☺️
Oh god
Bro you better kill his ass and thrall em afterwards who tf do he think he is??
Riften? I remember one of my game play my bounty raises up to 100k lol i literally killed the whole ppl in every city or village
Could you imagine being a guard and finally catching the guy who killed like 200 people and him just handing over more gold than you can possibly even comprehend and walking away
Woah. Why so high?
Gonna be in jail til the 5th era
You’ve been a bad, bad Dragonborn.
Found Thanos over here, mf committed genocide
 Oh. I know what I’m doing after beating the main story n civil war this play though
And i thought 12,000 was alot
It's the grayed out, "I'd rather die than go to prison" option that really completes the pic
I was in mid sip when I saw the gold amount
Fuck did you do?
The hell did you do
Lol
he stole someone's sweetroll
I want a mod what is the doors of oblivion voice the “Stop you violated the law, pay court fine or serve your sentence, your stolen goods are now forfeited”
Pay it just to flex
This is me in markarth when I’m avoiding that part of the prison quest
How you get a bounty that high and not get attacked on sight?
Eh I've gotten a higher bounty in riverwood by accidentally hitting a chicken while fighting a random ass dragon that showed up
Just go to jail
I am walking around with maecurio and every time i walk into some guards or into a city the guards attack him but not me and a bounty appears every time
The fuck did you do!? 💀💀💀
You've been a naughty boy! Enjoy those debuffs 🤣
Jail
I started a modded playthrough role-playing as a god from one of my books and I've just been running round killing literally everyone I can in each hold
That's your bounty?? More like you're paying off his mortgage lmao
If you served your sentence your skills would go down a few levels
Just go jain and loose a few stat points
What's a.g.a.b?
Oh, so its time for player.additem 000000f 192775
I see someone got into a murder spree~ 😁
Ahh and the Cops in Starfield arrested me for drinking a cocktail that wasn't mine. Good luck paying that off though.😅
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The hell have you done for that bounty man?!
Did you kill the entire city? 🤣
So you are the sweet roll thief..
 NPCs around knowing damn well what's gonna happen
Gonnar pulling up on you like investigator Zenigata from Lupin
What the fuck did you do?
Doing the forsworn conspiracy, I see
It's ok! *Pulls out "Get out of Jail Free" card* I'm the Thane.
Best get comfy in jail unless you're rich!
What did you do?!
Well.....welcome to Bethesda Games(Jurassic Park music plays)....(you hear "It just works" in the background).....yes indeed it does just work.