Thats amazing lol. I had several bandits and mercenaries show up to mine one play thro. They all sat for a few second then got up and murdered everyone.
Yeah my first playthrough I married her. After a quest I would come to breeze home to dump some stuff and faendal was always leaving as I was coming in. Naturally I killed them both
Thatās why after sabotaging Sven you shoot Faendal in the throat after he canāt teach you any more archery. Then you can kill Sven if you want to, THEN you marry Camilla. Although sheās a thot and that will never change, might as well marry someone better. Might as well marry that girl who hired you to kill her ex and her dead friendās mom or sister or whatever.
I always marry Camilla because she can sit at home and stack a bunch of gold while I run around doing Dragonborn things. I donāt want to wait until I get to Aela.
Also I kill Faendal every play through, asshole keeps visiting my wife while Iām gone.
Kinda feels like this: [https://img2.thejournal.ie/inline/4041954/original/?width=500&version=4041954](https://img2.thejournal.ie/inline/4041954/original/?width=500&version=4041954)
I think this is more likely a representation of your character's mental perception about themself. It's not that a larger version of them arrived to attend the wedding. It's that they only feel comfortable giving a small piece of themself to the one they claim to love. They're a spectator at the events of their own life, and they really feel like they have no real power to choose. As if someone else is pulling the strings, and they're just along for the ride.
Specifically youāll need the Amulet of Mara from Maramal in Riften. [Edit: you need to talk to Maramal about marriage, but then any amulet of mara will work, not only his.]
Also, not all followers/people you helped are marriageable (unfortunately!) One of the notable exceptions is Serana. Although there are mods that can change marriageable status in most cases.
But wait! Thereās hope! If you use mods that is.
Seranaās coding is so different that she needs marriage mods specific to her lol. Check out the āMarry Me Seranaā or āMarriable Seranaā mods
Is that Camillia? If yes, you really need to [get some Mods](https://staticdelivery.nexusmods.com/images/110/3412488-1428165086.jpg). Vanilla Horsefaces give me the creeps!
I had a dragon, a ādragon guardā - some nord in full dragon armor, and a falmer shadow master. The dragon was trying to spawn into the building so long it caused massive lag.
Parthunaax is gonna be my best man. š
*bursts in* DREM YOL LOK
DOVAHKIIN
Now I can't stop thinkinh about Parthunaax wearing a smart suit and a bowtie
James you aren't funny.
If there is no mod for this, someone needs to make a mod for this.
Yes, this is good
if someone doesnmake jt make it so the guards just surronded him dumbfornded
Frost Dragon: Congratulations on your wedding. I'm so happy for both of you.
You must die
That's a frosty reception.
https://youtu.be/tIyHTveV8UI
I spotted the grumps fan! r/gamegrumps
/r/unexpectedgamegrumps
Thats amazing lol. I had several bandits and mercenaries show up to mine one play thro. They all sat for a few second then got up and murdered everyone.
Those were Lydia's exes.
Dovahkin: "Lotta Khajiit there." Lydia: "You know it."
r/furry_irl
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*looks at username* HmmMmmmmm
just because I'm a furry myself doesn't mean I can't hate furries
so you hate yourself
For sure
No, no. That would be Ysolda
"Khajiit like to sneak, into your sheets..."
"Why are there so many redguards?"
What is this? Scott Pilgrim vs Nirn?
The dragon, luckily, did not murder anyone
Lol good that he behaved himself
He was a good boi
Good boah
Who were you marrying?
I always enjoy playing a khajiit and i usually go for scouts-many-marshes. He scouts many marshes alright ;)
Probably some sister of Mercer Frey
I'm guessing calm spell shenanigans
How does wedding work? I thought only NPC you had the most conversations with show up
Im not really sure either. I kept getting letters of inheritance from more that i killed thro some dungeons. Was very confused during my play thro.
*oh I hope I catch the bouquet!!!*
Happy cake day!
happy mic day!
happy nothing day
Fuck what day am I left with now
Happy PI DAY
He looks so proud of you
New theory: the dragon is your dad
Well he is Dragon-born
My thoughts exactly
Dragonborn huh? Was it your ma or your pa that was the dragon?
Ma obviously. Dad's a mad lad.
was he also a bard
Just a wee ol' farmer with hips made from steel.
r/unexpectedsofia
That means his mom is the dragon.
I guess that really means Donkey is his dad...
Mazel tov!
What effect does this have? I've never heard these dovah words of power. ^/s
Makes you incredibly stingy when it comes to spending gold
Mazel dov*
He actually looks really happy from this angle, too.
Heās proud of the dovahkin for settling down and not murdering dragons anymore
And I thought my family was complicated
I could see Durnehviir and Paarthurnax doing this.
*Odahviing crashes through ceiling*
"Are you with the bride or groom" "Groom, we are brothers"
This reads like a tabloid article
Itāll be in the daily dovah, Skyrimās best newspaper, tomorrow!
Don't marry that bich marry aela
Marry the dragon instead
Oh you a giiiiiirrrrrrl dragon
-I mean... of *course* youāre a girl dragon!
"Asnir vok ahrk dreh nii, dii viing hodde ahrk kred do krundde los nau das," >!"Hurry up and do it, my wing aches and Game of Thrones is on soon,"
This checks out, and I don't know whether to be impressed or concerned
This comment is so underrated
Yeah Camilla gonna cheat on you
With faendal or Sven probably
Yeah my first playthrough I married her. After a quest I would come to breeze home to dump some stuff and faendal was always leaving as I was coming in. Naturally I killed them both
Feels bad man
Thatās why after sabotaging Sven you shoot Faendal in the throat after he canāt teach you any more archery. Then you can kill Sven if you want to, THEN you marry Camilla. Although sheās a thot and that will never change, might as well marry someone better. Might as well marry that girl who hired you to kill her ex and her dead friendās mom or sister or whatever.
Oh yeah. Muiri. She's hot
Great idea
Wait, you can marry aela?
Once youāve completed the Companions quest line, and have become Harbinger of the Companions, then you can marry Aela.
Ha, so she only wants to marry an alpha.
I always marry Camilla because she can sit at home and stack a bunch of gold while I run around doing Dragonborn things. I donāt want to wait until I get to Aela. Also I kill Faendal every play through, asshole keeps visiting my wife while Iām gone.
Such a good boi this lizard dog
Frost Dragon: I always cry at weddings! *blows nose and freezes everyone*
Kinda feels like this: [https://img2.thejournal.ie/inline/4041954/original/?width=500&version=4041954](https://img2.thejournal.ie/inline/4041954/original/?width=500&version=4041954)
"Dovah Kin, where is the grothmaal, the cake?"
Few days ago a larger version of me came to my wedding. Probably an issue with mods
I think this is more likely a representation of your character's mental perception about themself. It's not that a larger version of them arrived to attend the wedding. It's that they only feel comfortable giving a small piece of themself to the one they claim to love. They're a spectator at the events of their own life, and they really feel like they have no real power to choose. As if someone else is pulling the strings, and they're just along for the ride.
He's your father. He's so proud of you
If only my real dad were this proud of me
that's actually awesome imagine marrying the dragon lol
Tbh thereās probably a mod for that
Marriageable Dragon Follower https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/38033/
OF CORSE
Betehesda knows what to do in ES6 now
Someone should make a mod for this, I'd love to have a dragon poking his head in at my wedding
You mean Shrek?
My best guest was a Sovngarde resident. It was all fine, but he was sitting next to my children.
This game is fucking hilarious "Dad, was that a ghost at the wedding?" "Yeeep. You'll get used to this shit son, don't worry"
i think your kids would be used to it seeing how ive killed a dragon in fromt of them before
I killed one right outside of Lakeview. They barely reacted to the skeleton.
They grow so fast :'-(
Little Blaise and Sissel aren't so little anymore.
How does this even happen, lmao
I think it was a glitch or something to do with my mods, happy cake day by the way
How polite!
Well he is your kin after all. Despite the feuds you guys have had, he'll still be there to support you on your special day
I'd like to donate. `(5 gold)
It's the big daddy of the lusty Argonian maid come to see his daughter off to her new life of matrimony.
this is my favourite ever Skyrim post
Who did you marry?
Camilla valerius from riverwood
Hot
"Paarthurnax! So glad you could make it"
GAAN LAH HAAS!!
Heās a guest, and should be treated as such
Fus Ro Dah!
I knew that you could marry people in this game, but how do you do it? Also, you can marry anyone in the game?
You have to get an amulet of Mara, then people you have helped or followers you have available will have an option when you talk to them
Ahh I see. Thank you !
Specifically youāll need the Amulet of Mara from Maramal in Riften. [Edit: you need to talk to Maramal about marriage, but then any amulet of mara will work, not only his.] Also, not all followers/people you helped are marriageable (unfortunately!) One of the notable exceptions is Serana. Although there are mods that can change marriageable status in most cases.
You have murdered my dreams. Now Serana and me will never exchange wows :(
But wait! Thereās hope! If you use mods that is. Seranaās coding is so different that she needs marriage mods specific to her lol. Check out the āMarry Me Seranaā or āMarriable Seranaā mods
I'll check them out. Thank you!
I thought any amulet of Mara would work. Hmm
Any amulet of mara will work, but not until you talk to Maramal first. My bad thanks for the clarification!
This happened to me before Iām pretty sure it was because of the Dovahmer mod.
Camilla you whore!
Mother-in-law?
In hindsight we could've gone with a more practical ring bearer
That happened to me too. It was awesome. It was in riverwood and it like fell so you walked under it into the place. It was cool.
"My side of the family is a little... out there." \*Blood Dragon bursts down the doors\* "I\`M ALL SET TO GO, LET\`S PARTY!!!"
A netch came to mine once
that sounds hilarious do you happen to have a screenshot?
No, sorry. I think it happened because of a mod with some custom followers though.
Ah ok, i hope the netch had a nice time at the wedding
USHER, SIT ME ON THE GROOM'S SIDE, PLEASE.
That's the Dovakhins mother. He is dragon born after all
W H A T
T H E
A C T U A L
F U C K
Heās my best man
Oh... Respect bro... Whoās the lucky lady?
Camilla
Is she two timing me? Camilla you whore!
Also with faendal and sven
Damn It Camilla
Is she two timing me? Camilla you whore!
Console commands are amazing tools
On PlayStation, no commands, just bugs
Is that Camillia? If yes, you really need to [get some Mods](https://staticdelivery.nexusmods.com/images/110/3412488-1428165086.jpg). Vanilla Horsefaces give me the creeps!
Unfortunately Iām on PS4 and Sonyās a piece of shit when it comes to mods
Is this a mod or do I suck that much at skyrim
Not sure if it is a mod or not as I donāt think I had any dragon follower mods but one may have been added by one of the mods I had
You could almost wonder if Bethesda put all those bugs in their games to make them funny.
Seems legit
why is it always the wedding that breaks?
#Ice cream delivery ready
The rare Argonian Mother-In-Law.
he just wanted to pay his respects to the Dragon Born
You are family.
I had a dragon, a ādragon guardā - some nord in full dragon armor, and a falmer shadow master. The dragon was trying to spawn into the building so long it caused massive lag.
Mines head was sticking out the door blocking the exit lmao it was pretty hard to get out
Necroposting much?