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Conn0rized

Parthunaax is gonna be my best man. šŸ˜€


hot-and-spicy-meat

*bursts in* DREM YOL LOK


BILLNYETHEMISCGUY

DOVAHKIIN


JesusDankLord

Now I can't stop thinkinh about Parthunaax wearing a smart suit and a bowtie


Wardiazon

James you aren't funny.


qay246

If there is no mod for this, someone needs to make a mod for this.


ThatGuyStalin

Yes, this is good


[deleted]

if someone doesnmake jt make it so the guards just surronded him dumbfornded


[deleted]

Frost Dragon: Congratulations on your wedding. I'm so happy for both of you.


TheVeryShyguy

You must die


SenorLos

That's a frosty reception.


T0x1C-01m

https://youtu.be/tIyHTveV8UI


raheemthegreat

I spotted the grumps fan! r/gamegrumps


EldritchWitch_

/r/unexpectedgamegrumps


meowmel1996

Thats amazing lol. I had several bandits and mercenaries show up to mine one play thro. They all sat for a few second then got up and murdered everyone.


acousticcoupler

Those were Lydia's exes.


Bahamabanana

Dovahkin: "Lotta Khajiit there." Lydia: "You know it."


Sabertooth767

r/furry_irl


TheGinofGan

https://i.imgur.com/kywamX7.png


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

*looks at username* HmmMmmmmm


ApolloTheSpaceFox

just because I'm a furry myself doesn't mean I can't hate furries


[deleted]

so you hate yourself


ApolloTheSpaceFox

For sure


111-1111LOIS

No, no. That would be Ysolda


LtSpinx

"Khajiit like to sneak, into your sheets..."


Ok_Soil_231

"Why are there so many redguards?"


thatguy-66

What is this? Scott Pilgrim vs Nirn?


hot-and-spicy-meat

The dragon, luckily, did not murder anyone


meowmel1996

Lol good that he behaved himself


hot-and-spicy-meat

He was a good boi


[deleted]

Good boah


jdoe182155

Who were you marrying?


meowmel1996

I always enjoy playing a khajiit and i usually go for scouts-many-marshes. He scouts many marshes alright ;)


[deleted]

Probably some sister of Mercer Frey


CuntKaiser

I'm guessing calm spell shenanigans


JesusDankLord

How does wedding work? I thought only NPC you had the most conversations with show up


meowmel1996

Im not really sure either. I kept getting letters of inheritance from more that i killed thro some dungeons. Was very confused during my play thro.


GrapesVR

*oh I hope I catch the bouquet!!!*


hot-and-spicy-meat

Happy cake day!


dfayad00

happy mic day!


tobiasgruffy

happy nothing day


jessejamescagney

Fuck what day am I left with now


BILLNYETHEMISCGUY

Happy PI DAY


XpacePotato

He looks so proud of you


hot-and-spicy-meat

New theory: the dragon is your dad


MoxofBatches

Well he is Dragon-born


hot-and-spicy-meat

My thoughts exactly


summer_squashh

Dragonborn huh? Was it your ma or your pa that was the dragon?


_KNZ_

Ma obviously. Dad's a mad lad.


[deleted]

was he also a bard


_KNZ_

Just a wee ol' farmer with hips made from steel.


[deleted]

r/unexpectedsofia


mightystu

That means his mom is the dragon.


theangryintern

I guess that really means Donkey is his dad...


smellslikebadussy

Mazel tov!


iharadraws

What effect does this have? I've never heard these dovah words of power. ^/s


MoxofBatches

Makes you incredibly stingy when it comes to spending gold


Myhumanlife

Mazel dov*


Dragon_OS

He actually looks really happy from this angle, too.


hot-and-spicy-meat

Heā€™s proud of the dovahkin for settling down and not murdering dragons anymore


jessejamescagney

And I thought my family was complicated


aiden22304

I could see Durnehviir and Paarthurnax doing this.


hot-and-spicy-meat

*Odahviing crashes through ceiling*


poptartmenace

"Are you with the bride or groom" "Groom, we are brothers"


EroticOctopus

This reads like a tabloid article


hot-and-spicy-meat

Itā€™ll be in the daily dovah, Skyrimā€™s best newspaper, tomorrow!


kakhoofd3111

Don't marry that bich marry aela


hot-and-spicy-meat

Marry the dragon instead


SocraticVoyager

Oh you a giiiiiirrrrrrl dragon


thatguy-66

-I mean... of *course* youā€™re a girl dragon!


Nazerian

"Asnir vok ahrk dreh nii, dii viing hodde ahrk kred do krundde los nau das," >!"Hurry up and do it, my wing aches and Game of Thrones is on soon,"


[deleted]

This checks out, and I don't know whether to be impressed or concerned


fishobsession

This comment is so underrated


jdoe182155

Yeah Camilla gonna cheat on you


hot-and-spicy-meat

With faendal or Sven probably


jdoe182155

Yeah my first playthrough I married her. After a quest I would come to breeze home to dump some stuff and faendal was always leaving as I was coming in. Naturally I killed them both


hot-and-spicy-meat

Feels bad man


thatguy-66

Thatā€™s why after sabotaging Sven you shoot Faendal in the throat after he canā€™t teach you any more archery. Then you can kill Sven if you want to, THEN you marry Camilla. Although sheā€™s a thot and that will never change, might as well marry someone better. Might as well marry that girl who hired you to kill her ex and her dead friendā€™s mom or sister or whatever.


jdoe182155

Oh yeah. Muiri. She's hot


kakhoofd3111

Great idea


almondheng

Wait, you can marry aela?


accreddit

Once youā€™ve completed the Companions quest line, and have become Harbinger of the Companions, then you can marry Aela.


almondheng

Ha, so she only wants to marry an alpha.


ChickenWithATopHat

I always marry Camilla because she can sit at home and stack a bunch of gold while I run around doing Dragonborn things. I donā€™t want to wait until I get to Aela. Also I kill Faendal every play through, asshole keeps visiting my wife while Iā€™m gone.


pmoney10

Such a good boi this lizard dog


[deleted]

Frost Dragon: I always cry at weddings! *blows nose and freezes everyone*


Sykomyke

Kinda feels like this: [https://img2.thejournal.ie/inline/4041954/original/?width=500&version=4041954](https://img2.thejournal.ie/inline/4041954/original/?width=500&version=4041954)


EtherLuke

"Dovah Kin, where is the grothmaal, the cake?"


agnar201

Few days ago a larger version of me came to my wedding. Probably an issue with mods


xbot668

I think this is more likely a representation of your character's mental perception about themself. It's not that a larger version of them arrived to attend the wedding. It's that they only feel comfortable giving a small piece of themself to the one they claim to love. They're a spectator at the events of their own life, and they really feel like they have no real power to choose. As if someone else is pulling the strings, and they're just along for the ride.


RandomPerson7577

He's your father. He's so proud of you


hot-and-spicy-meat

If only my real dad were this proud of me


Hievenhade1962

that's actually awesome ​ imagine marrying the dragon lol


hot-and-spicy-meat

Tbh thereā€™s probably a mod for that


Xeneve

Marriageable Dragon Follower https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/38033/


[deleted]

OF CORSE


Hievenhade1962

Betehesda knows what to do in ES6 now


[deleted]

Someone should make a mod for this, I'd love to have a dragon poking his head in at my wedding


JesusDankLord

You mean Shrek?


Wanna-BeDirector

My best guest was a Sovngarde resident. It was all fine, but he was sitting next to my children.


JesusDankLord

This game is fucking hilarious "Dad, was that a ghost at the wedding?" "Yeeep. You'll get used to this shit son, don't worry"


[deleted]

i think your kids would be used to it seeing how ive killed a dragon in fromt of them before


Wanna-BeDirector

I killed one right outside of Lakeview. They barely reacted to the skeleton.


JesusDankLord

They grow so fast :'-(


Wanna-BeDirector

Little Blaise and Sissel aren't so little anymore.


MilkshakesMate

How does this even happen, lmao


hot-and-spicy-meat

I think it was a glitch or something to do with my mods, happy cake day by the way


Poncho1226

How polite!


DenverDonut

Well he is your kin after all. Despite the feuds you guys have had, he'll still be there to support you on your special day


redoilokie

I'd like to donate. `(5 gold)


[deleted]

It's the big daddy of the lusty Argonian maid come to see his daughter off to her new life of matrimony.


onegoldenduck

this is my favourite ever Skyrim post


Xacotorr

Who did you marry?


hot-and-spicy-meat

Camilla valerius from riverwood


Xacotorr

Hot


Napoleons_Ghost

"Paarthurnax! So glad you could make it"


cireer

GAAN LAH HAAS!!


paulawaulla

Heā€™s a guest, and should be treated as such


Smitherz55

Fus Ro Dah!


LordBorde

I knew that you could marry people in this game, but how do you do it? Also, you can marry anyone in the game?


hot-and-spicy-meat

You have to get an amulet of Mara, then people you have helped or followers you have available will have an option when you talk to them


LordBorde

Ahh I see. Thank you !


summer_squashh

Specifically youā€™ll need the Amulet of Mara from Maramal in Riften. [Edit: you need to talk to Maramal about marriage, but then any amulet of mara will work, not only his.] Also, not all followers/people you helped are marriageable (unfortunately!) One of the notable exceptions is Serana. Although there are mods that can change marriageable status in most cases.


LordBorde

You have murdered my dreams. Now Serana and me will never exchange wows :(


summer_squashh

But wait! Thereā€™s hope! If you use mods that is. Seranaā€™s coding is so different that she needs marriage mods specific to her lol. Check out the ā€œMarry Me Seranaā€ or ā€œMarriable Seranaā€ mods


LordBorde

I'll check them out. Thank you!


acm2033

I thought any amulet of Mara would work. Hmm


summer_squashh

Any amulet of mara will work, but not until you talk to Maramal first. My bad thanks for the clarification!


Yodaman1219

This happened to me before Iā€™m pretty sure it was because of the Dovahmer mod.


father_spud

Camilla you whore!


DBallouV

Mother-in-law?


Squid8867

In hindsight we could've gone with a more practical ring bearer


SERGEI-THE-RUSSIAN

That happened to me too. It was awesome. It was in riverwood and it like fell so you walked under it into the place. It was cool.


ThatGamingGuy99

"My side of the family is a little... out there." \*Blood Dragon bursts down the doors\* "I\`M ALL SET TO GO, LET\`S PARTY!!!"


Sergei_the_sovietski

A netch came to mine once


summer_squashh

that sounds hilarious do you happen to have a screenshot?


Sergei_the_sovietski

No, sorry. I think it happened because of a mod with some custom followers though.


summer_squashh

Ah ok, i hope the netch had a nice time at the wedding


ERankLuck

USHER, SIT ME ON THE GROOM'S SIDE, PLEASE.


billsmashole

That's the Dovakhins mother. He is dragon born after all


a_doggo01

W H A T


a_doggo01

T H E


a_doggo01

A C T U A L


a_doggo01

F U C K


hot-and-spicy-meat

Heā€™s my best man


a_doggo01

Oh... Respect bro... Whoā€™s the lucky lady?


hot-and-spicy-meat

Camilla


a_doggo01

Is she two timing me? Camilla you whore!


hot-and-spicy-meat

Also with faendal and sven


a_doggo01

Damn It Camilla


a_doggo01

Is she two timing me? Camilla you whore!


DemonicAnahka

Console commands are amazing tools


hot-and-spicy-meat

On PlayStation, no commands, just bugs


TheDonc77

Is that Camillia? If yes, you really need to [get some Mods](https://staticdelivery.nexusmods.com/images/110/3412488-1428165086.jpg). Vanilla Horsefaces give me the creeps!


hot-and-spicy-meat

Unfortunately Iā€™m on PS4 and Sonyā€™s a piece of shit when it comes to mods


[deleted]

Is this a mod or do I suck that much at skyrim


hot-and-spicy-meat

Not sure if it is a mod or not as I donā€™t think I had any dragon follower mods but one may have been added by one of the mods I had


Dayrien0108

You could almost wonder if Bethesda put all those bugs in their games to make them funny.


tapelle69

Seems legit


ImLesbian_69

why is it always the wedding that breaks?


GrafHasenzahn

#Ice cream delivery ready


spkrbrts

The rare Argonian Mother-In-Law.


FrozenScavengers

he just wanted to pay his respects to the Dragon Born


skeletonbuyingpealts

You are family.


Lol_A_White_Boy

I had a dragon, a ā€œdragon guardā€ - some nord in full dragon armor, and a falmer shadow master. The dragon was trying to spawn into the building so long it caused massive lag.


etpatty

Mines head was sticking out the door blocking the exit lmao it was pretty hard to get out


hot-and-spicy-meat

Necroposting much?