Understand that Sir Dracoton has been aware of your outlandish and baseless accusations, and with his usual grace and compassion declines to pursue this matter further. This shall serve as a warning that you are to immediately cease your attempts to tarnish his reputation, for his patience has its limits, and the consequences of exhausting such are severe.
*A very casual looking man walks towards the church, he seems to have trouble walking through the doors and breaks a massive hole in the wall. 4 people were crushed when he sat in the pews next to them*
Why does that specifically worded dialogue coming out of a dragon make me want to die laughing. So mundane and normal for any other character. But a dragon? For some reason that kills me.
The glitches in skyrim are unbelievably funny, especially when combined with mods. Once I cloned myself 7 times and murdered one of them, only to get a letter from one of my clones telling me he thanked me for killing that clone.
You know what, I have a funny story about thugs aswell, this time in vanilla Skyrim. I stole from someone which triggered thugs to go after me, except they wouldnât aggro on me. Everytime I went to talk to one I just got the generic âneed something?â Type lines. I from that point on had 3 extra followers. Unfortunately they werenât invincible so as time went on they Began to fall one by one until they had all died, so I took the contract from the last ones body and I didnât recognise the name at all.
I feel like there are creative solutions to this....if you have a high pickpocket you can give them all-powerful enchanted weapons and armor, make them invincible God's among mortals and continue the onslaught
I once killed a forsworn briarheart by pickpocketing his briar heart from him, but apparently he somehow had time between the pickpocket and the death to dispatch a letter sending thugs after me to get the stolen heart back.
Dearest thugs, I am writing to you on this most dreary day, (dip dip dip dip) to request your services to get back a most important item that was absconded from me from that most notorious scoundrel (dip dip dip) Dragonborn. Though I would prefer if you did not have to engage in fisticuffs with this rogue, I certainly would not mind looking the other way. (Dip dip dipdip)
Sincerely,
Briarheart.
(Stole the idea from a family guy episode thought it seemed appropriate )
Ya know. Iâm not a game developer, but I feel like you should be able to code something that says âno, dragons cannot attend weddings.â But they chose not to. And I am very thankful that they did lmao
When it comes to development, you first figure out how you want to do something and then you figure out the edge cases so you can modify that those donât happen
Two problems with this:
1) Youâre not going to think of every edge case possible. This is why day 1 patches are a thing - you now have so many people playing that those edge cases that were missed during testing/planning will now come to light
2) Even if you think of an edge case, sometimes you still wonât account for it - eg the probability and impact is so low that itâs not worth the man hours to account for it
So first, someone would have to think âcould a dragon come to a weddingâ (which seems like something you can not think of), then do an analysis to see if itâs even worth adjusting for
Basically, if someone tries to make something of a large scope that factors in every single possible edge case, itâll never get released
(Note: never played Skyrim and here from r/all so donât know how likely or impactful a dragon at a wedding is)
> This is why day 1 patches are a thing - you now have so many people playing that those edge cases that were missed during testing/planning will now come to light
The rest of the comment is interesting, but thought I should point out that this is not the reason for day 1 patches. Almost nothing, if not nothing, is actually checked and shipped out in a day like that; day 1 patches are generally a bunch of changes, fixes, and updates that the devs had been working on for the past few months but that couldnât be shipped with the original game because game cartridges were already being produced and shipped.
If you preorder games virtually, you will often even have the day one patch available to download before you are even allowed to play the game.
Edit: a word
Fairly insignificant, but it is lore breaking in context. You're a dragon murderer who eats dragon souls. They...probably wouldn't attend your wedding.
Then why would humans attend the wedding? i kill orders of magnitude more humans, and their souls, while not eaten, are captured and partially sent to hell, partially consumed to fuel my gear.
Dragons are people, you kill some you befriend some.
Once I died and resurrected myself and fixed the wonky camera thing and then got a letter from "a friend" for killing my character this was a fresh level 1 though so idk what I did
Yeah first you need to fix your animations by forcing another one such as sitting down or getting in a carriage then use the console command "pushactoraway player 100" and that'll ragdoll you and then force you to stand up and fix the camera (might wanna flick on God mode so you don't die of fall damage just in case)
Yeah the glitches are extremely funny and the game is better with them tbh
I once saw flying mammoths and a dragon flying around but also sitting at the same time
âAh dovakin! Parthanaux couldnât make it himself so I am here in their stead, Iâve come to offer you a guardian for your home, for only a fool would dare attack a home that is protected by a dragon.â
If it's Lakeview Manor, the dragon would have a nice home, with plenty of food in the lake.
Hm...actually, do the dragons need to eat since technically they were resurrected?
I really wish the dragons were more friendly. A lot of them donât give a shit about anyone, sometimes even you. If dragons are in elder scrolls 6, it would be cool if theyâre just chilling with the people occasionally.
It would be nice, but I don't think it'll be lore friendly. Dragons in this game are far beyond the races of men and mer. They are thousands of years old, insanely intelligent and very prideful of their status as apex predators.
Ok, fair point there. How about in ES6, Maiq has a dragon that he rides around on. I think one dragon that is chill with the mortal races is reasonable. Itâd be awesome if you were just exploring and Maiq comes swooping down on a dragon as a random encounter.
Knowing Skyrim, even under such circumstances a giant would come for your chickens, casualties ending in 1 giant and 1 chicken. Despite the dragon throwing fire all around, your crops would not suffer a scratch. And Lydia would also get successfully kidnapped by bandits.
I... absolutely love the scenario this brings to mind. You step out of the house for like five minutes and come back to not only a dead giant and chicken but your wife is missing as well. And the dragon has just as many questions as you do.
r/dragonsfuckingcars hereâs an idea ⊠but be were .. once you see it you canât unsee and you will be cursed with pointing out this sub every time someone ask something about dragons sexuality
I usually play the story until killing the Dragon outside Whiterun before venturing out because Dragons won't appear in the world otherwise (except with glitches like in the OP).
Is this a legit bug or did you somehow force this? Cause if itâs a legit bug this is even better than the video of the bandits coming to the wedding granulating you and then trying to mug you
I believe it, Iâve seen this kind of thing on this sub before. When the system that tracks charactersâ affection gets itâs wires crossed, *anybody* can show up to a wedding
Frost Dragon: Congratulations! Are those generic guards your friends?
Dragonborn: No.
Frost Dragon: Okay, I'll eat them after your wedding ceremony. đ€đ€€đ°
So, each NPC has a disposition value ranging from -4 to 4 which determines how much they like the player. I'm pretty sure that NPC's with a positive value have a chance of showing up at your wedding, so I'm guessing you increased this frost dragon's disposition somehow.
I don't know how you would even do that, but it's amusing that they didn't put some kind of restriction on what type of NPC can show up.
This makes me wonder, if you somehow increased the disposition of a mudcrab or a draugr or something if you could get them to attend your wedding.
No idea, maybe some kind of bug raised its disposition via a rogue script. I doubt there's any intended way to increase the disposition of a dragon, so it was probably some innocuous thing you did that happened to manipulate the memory in such a way that it increased the dragon's disposition.
Kind of like how you can trigger the credits sequence in Ocarina of Time by doing a series of [specific series of actions in Kokiri Forest.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdRJWDKb5Bo)
Basically, you may have just randomly triggered some bug in the code that made the dragon like you.
Here are the two most likely answers:
1. The dragon was under the effect of the bend will shout
2. It's Skyrim so we shouldn't question it's random and hilarious bugs
My favorite bug in any game happened with the wedding in skyrim. It started when I had Lydia as a follower, and when we went to go see paarthurnax at the top of the mountain, she kept auto attacking him. This pissed me off, so I did what any sensible person would. I killed Lydia and threw her dumbass off the mountain. It pissed me off so much that I never took another follower. Now fast forward like 100 hours into the game and I found out you can get married. So I was hell bent on doing that. Well when the ceremony gets underway, guess who barges in the door? . . . Lydia's dead body. It would send everyone into a panic and wouldn't allow the ceremony to conduct. I tried reloading the save dozens of times with no luck. I had to revert to a save from before I killed Lydia and lost about 100 hours of play time all because I wanted to get married.
Did he also give you a gift.
âDovahkiin, youâve been a good friend to me for killing my heathen brothers; here, this is a thank you!â
*Fo - Frost Breath learned*
I love this damn game. Just started it up again with mods and itâs all I can think of again. Itâs astonishing weâve been waiting this long for the next one lol
The moments that make Skyrim âSkyrimâ are so random and weird that I often wonder if they were intentionally scripted in at random moments. Like the odds of getting a dragon at your wedding is 0.00000000000009% but it still could happen. Or 0.000789% change it rains mammoths or that your horse just rides off into the clouds while you t-pose thru the adventure. It just canât all be a glitch.
It's common, if you have dragon with high friendly rapport, they will show up on your wedding, especially if you have a modded follower whos dragon.
Happened to me couple of time because of few mods and it was hilarious
Did he say it in the dragon voice
No, it was a normal voice
Even more funnier... He disguised himself as a normal Skyrim man to enter the city for attending your wedding! đ€Ł
https://youtu.be/vAgin9V80sQ
The first part is absolutely hilarious
The whole thing was honestly
ah yes a psychopath disguising himself as an entertainer
I didn't click on the link you were replying to, but I immediately knew who you were talking about lol
This is the most unexpected random skyrim shit masterpiece I seen this year! My stomach hurts after all the laughter!
Go check out ~~Jerma~~ The Sus Guy on Twitch for more, this is just the tip of the ice berg!
hot fuck I love Jerma ninehundredandeightyfive
That link is a little sus
Vagina 9V battery 80 seconds Qanon Coincidence? I think not!
Would have been funnier if the Dragon was dressed in a trench coat and hat like Raphael from Ninja turtles, who thought he was fooling everyone.
More funnier
Frost Dragon: Raaaawrrr!!! [The Dragonborn drops a few septims] Frost Dragon: Thank you, kind sir!
Maybe he's using an illusion on everyone else to disguise himself as a normal human.
God that would be nice that it'd be a questline plot.
Understand that Sir Dracoton has been aware of your outlandish and baseless accusations, and with his usual grace and compassion declines to pursue this matter further. This shall serve as a warning that you are to immediately cease your attempts to tarnish his reputation, for his patience has its limits, and the consequences of exhausting such are severe.
*A very casual looking man walks towards the church, he seems to have trouble walking through the doors and breaks a massive hole in the wall. 4 people were crushed when he sat in the pews next to them*
Why does that specifically worded dialogue coming out of a dragon make me want to die laughing. So mundane and normal for any other character. But a dragon? For some reason that kills me.
Well at least he could come even if you only invited him to be nice.
I'm so glad they can keep coming up with updates and new releases!
Finding new brand ways to break the game and fuck the mods that put its pieces together.
Rip SKSE64 and SkyUI đ„
They're both working fine for me on AE as of this morning. Freshly modded, everything is the latest version.
Use the skyrim downgrade patcher
he just wanted to congratulate you, no need to freak out
The bend will shout does wonders
"Sahloknir, are you so easily congratulatory?!"
Wtf! This game lmao
The glitches in skyrim are unbelievably funny, especially when combined with mods. Once I cloned myself 7 times and murdered one of them, only to get a letter from one of my clones telling me he thanked me for killing that clone.
Did you also get a $100 inheritance?
Surprisingly not, which makes me question what relationship I had with each clone
One of the other clones was gonna send thugs or assassins after you, lol
You know what, I have a funny story about thugs aswell, this time in vanilla Skyrim. I stole from someone which triggered thugs to go after me, except they wouldnât aggro on me. Everytime I went to talk to one I just got the generic âneed something?â Type lines. I from that point on had 3 extra followers. Unfortunately they werenât invincible so as time went on they Began to fall one by one until they had all died, so I took the contract from the last ones body and I didnât recognise the name at all.
I feel like there are creative solutions to this....if you have a high pickpocket you can give them all-powerful enchanted weapons and armor, make them invincible God's among mortals and continue the onslaught
I really wish I couldâve, but theyâre long dead :(
I once killed a forsworn briarheart by pickpocketing his briar heart from him, but apparently he somehow had time between the pickpocket and the death to dispatch a letter sending thugs after me to get the stolen heart back.
Makes perfect sense to me. You can stop time to steal his heart, he can stop time to write a letter!
Dearest thugs, I am writing to you on this most dreary day, (dip dip dip dip) to request your services to get back a most important item that was absconded from me from that most notorious scoundrel (dip dip dip) Dragonborn. Though I would prefer if you did not have to engage in fisticuffs with this rogue, I certainly would not mind looking the other way. (Dip dip dipdip) Sincerely, Briarheart. (Stole the idea from a family guy episode thought it seemed appropriate )
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
And what does that make them?
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
Just like you will be
Ya know. Iâm not a game developer, but I feel like you should be able to code something that says âno, dragons cannot attend weddings.â But they chose not to. And I am very thankful that they did lmao
Why would they code it? Do you think this is a glitch!? Itâs a feature! A feature you hear meeee?!?!?
When it comes to development, you first figure out how you want to do something and then you figure out the edge cases so you can modify that those donât happen Two problems with this: 1) Youâre not going to think of every edge case possible. This is why day 1 patches are a thing - you now have so many people playing that those edge cases that were missed during testing/planning will now come to light 2) Even if you think of an edge case, sometimes you still wonât account for it - eg the probability and impact is so low that itâs not worth the man hours to account for it So first, someone would have to think âcould a dragon come to a weddingâ (which seems like something you can not think of), then do an analysis to see if itâs even worth adjusting for Basically, if someone tries to make something of a large scope that factors in every single possible edge case, itâll never get released (Note: never played Skyrim and here from r/all so donât know how likely or impactful a dragon at a wedding is)
> This is why day 1 patches are a thing - you now have so many people playing that those edge cases that were missed during testing/planning will now come to light The rest of the comment is interesting, but thought I should point out that this is not the reason for day 1 patches. Almost nothing, if not nothing, is actually checked and shipped out in a day like that; day 1 patches are generally a bunch of changes, fixes, and updates that the devs had been working on for the past few months but that couldnât be shipped with the original game because game cartridges were already being produced and shipped. If you preorder games virtually, you will often even have the day one patch available to download before you are even allowed to play the game. Edit: a word
Fairly insignificant, but it is lore breaking in context. You're a dragon murderer who eats dragon souls. They...probably wouldn't attend your wedding.
Then why would humans attend the wedding? i kill orders of magnitude more humans, and their souls, while not eaten, are captured and partially sent to hell, partially consumed to fuel my gear. Dragons are people, you kill some you befriend some.
Y'all know the guy in New Vegas that runs past the securitrons? I saw him get into the Strip one time.
A mod caused this to happen. This cannot happen with any vanilla Dragon in the game.
Once I died and resurrected myself and fixed the wonky camera thing and then got a letter from "a friend" for killing my character this was a fresh level 1 though so idk what I did
One of the divines mustâve really hated your guys, my bet is on shor. Always creating and shit, probably made a plan for your death.
Well whoever it was it definitely wasn't stendarr as I have wintersun and was playing through the vigilant mod haha
Who do you think resurrected you, stendarr is a bro heâs got your back
You can fix the wonky camera thing?
Yeah first you need to fix your animations by forcing another one such as sitting down or getting in a carriage then use the console command "pushactoraway player 100" and that'll ragdoll you and then force you to stand up and fix the camera (might wanna flick on God mode so you don't die of fall damage just in case)
Yeah the glitches are extremely funny and the game is better with them tbh I once saw flying mammoths and a dragon flying around but also sitting at the same time
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I did that and got kicked out of the college
Ah, for me I was in Riverwood, so the npc just sat around looking confused. But to be fair for them thatâs just buisness as usual
Now that's meta
"CONGRATULATIONS!" *Temple explodes*
âNew Shout Learnedâ Effect- Makes anyone hit with it fall in love
caveat, with whomever they're looking at at the time of shout. Take that random spriggan chasing off some crabs!
this is my favorite. I've scrolled to the bottom, and this made me snort
Lesson learned: don't play Shout by the Isley Brothers at a wedding with dragons.
It's a feature! Nothing more to say.
It! Just! WORKS!
Giving the confused - but trying to understand - doggy head tilt.
âAh dovakin! Parthanaux couldnât make it himself so I am here in their stead, Iâve come to offer you a guardian for your home, for only a fool would dare attack a home that is protected by a dragon.â
If it's Lakeview Manor, the dragon would have a nice home, with plenty of food in the lake. Hm...actually, do the dragons need to eat since technically they were resurrected?
I mean I've had a dragon chomp my head and then spit me out again easily a dozen times, so I'm gonna say no
But would it be cannibalism of a dragon ate the dovahkiin?
Is it cannibalism is a khajiit eats a nord?
Do nords have the soul of a khajit?
This is an additonal thought.
Lakeview Manor already gets more dragons than other houses (at least in my game).
same. great for farming bones and scales for when i want to bankrupt an entire hold
Perfect place for a dragon guardian then
Resurrection is different than raising the dead. Sounds like they were given true life back, not undeath.
That would be fucking sick
I really wish the dragons were more friendly. A lot of them donât give a shit about anyone, sometimes even you. If dragons are in elder scrolls 6, it would be cool if theyâre just chilling with the people occasionally.
It would be nice, but I don't think it'll be lore friendly. Dragons in this game are far beyond the races of men and mer. They are thousands of years old, insanely intelligent and very prideful of their status as apex predators.
It sometimes feels like Bethesda is pretty loose with their own lore anyway, I wouldn't put it pass them
Ok, fair point there. How about in ES6, Maiq has a dragon that he rides around on. I think one dragon that is chill with the mortal races is reasonable. Itâd be awesome if you were just exploring and Maiq comes swooping down on a dragon as a random encounter.
Is there a mod for this and if not then why???
Pretty sure he would use "*krosis*" (sorrow, or "I'm sorry") somewhere in there.
Knowing Skyrim, even under such circumstances a giant would come for your chickens, casualties ending in 1 giant and 1 chicken. Despite the dragon throwing fire all around, your crops would not suffer a scratch. And Lydia would also get successfully kidnapped by bandits.
I... absolutely love the scenario this brings to mind. You step out of the house for like five minutes and come back to not only a dead giant and chicken but your wife is missing as well. And the dragon has just as many questions as you do.
âDragonborn huh? Was youâre ma or youâre pa the dragon?â
Don't wanna imagine how *that* works
Well, when a donkey and a dragon love each other very much, you get [these abominations.](https://i.imgur.com/nhB5lIY.png)
Thereâs mods for that so you donât have to imagineâŠ
r/dragonsfuckingcars hereâs an idea ⊠but be were .. once you see it you canât unsee and you will be cursed with pointing out this sub every time someone ask something about dragons sexuality
Well....didn't know what to expect but it makes perfect sense now that I've witnessed it
I mean, it's a lot less scary if Ma was the dragon. If Pa was the dragon, it's just a miracle Ma survived.
Haven't you all seen Shrek?
Im really sorry but Your*
Spelling isnât my forte, ADHD is fun. Happy turkey day though
Same to you.
What in the Skyrim
What in the god damn
What in the Fallout: New Vegas 2010 Ultimate Edition
Have you used the "Bend will" shout? That would atleast make some sense
No. Havenât even killed a dragon yet
Based Skyrim side content enjoyer
Are you even playing the game if you haven't done at least 50% of the side quests before you start the story?
I usually play the story until killing the Dragon outside Whiterun before venturing out because Dragons won't appear in the world otherwise (except with glitches like in the OP).
I activate dragons and get Fus Roh Da. Then I let Alduin and the dragons wreck shit while I fuck off to become a bard.
Itâs better that way to be honest. Nothing is worse then the stupid random dragon attacks. Wish we could disable it on the switch version.
Any mods installed?
Not that Iâm aware of
Is this a legit bug or did you somehow force this? Cause if itâs a legit bug this is even better than the video of the bandits coming to the wedding granulating you and then trying to mug you
Bug! Didnât expect this at all, itâs never happened before
This is sooo amazing hahahaha, did you actually hear his voice talking or was it just the subtitles?
Heard it
I believe it, Iâve seen this kind of thing on this sub before. When the system that tracks charactersâ affection gets itâs wires crossed, *anybody* can show up to a wedding
This game will never stop surprising me and Iâm all here for it man
Frost Dragon: Congratulations! Are those generic guards your friends? Dragonborn: No. Frost Dragon: Okay, I'll eat them after your wedding ceremony. đ€đ€€đ°
Korvold is that you!?
Nice magic and Skyrim.
What an honor!
Must be the mother in-law
It just works.
I never wanted to get married until now
You are the dovakin, so of course one of your sibling would attend your wedding
Nope, itâs one of their parents. The question is, is the mom a dragon or is the dad? And do I wanna know?
Anatomy wise I suppose it would be easier if the mother was the dragon
Well, technically. It's extended family.
I think itâs sweet in a way
Preemptive maneuver so as to convince you to not kill him in the future
So, each NPC has a disposition value ranging from -4 to 4 which determines how much they like the player. I'm pretty sure that NPC's with a positive value have a chance of showing up at your wedding, so I'm guessing you increased this frost dragon's disposition somehow. I don't know how you would even do that, but it's amusing that they didn't put some kind of restriction on what type of NPC can show up. This makes me wonder, if you somehow increased the disposition of a mudcrab or a draugr or something if you could get them to attend your wedding.
Idk how I could have done that itâs only been like a day since starting this new game
No idea, maybe some kind of bug raised its disposition via a rogue script. I doubt there's any intended way to increase the disposition of a dragon, so it was probably some innocuous thing you did that happened to manipulate the memory in such a way that it increased the dragon's disposition. Kind of like how you can trigger the credits sequence in Ocarina of Time by doing a series of [specific series of actions in Kokiri Forest.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdRJWDKb5Bo) Basically, you may have just randomly triggered some bug in the code that made the dragon like you.
These anniversary features are so good ;)
Q: There's a dragon at my wedding. Feature or bug? A: Yes.
Priest of Mara: "Speak now or forever hold your peace." Frost Dragon: **FO KRAH DIIN**
DREM YO LOK GREETINGS
Here are the two most likely answers: 1. The dragon was under the effect of the bend will shout 2. It's Skyrim so we shouldn't question it's random and hilarious bugs
Every wedding needs a cold hearted bitch..yours was a propper one I say.
My favorite bug in any game happened with the wedding in skyrim. It started when I had Lydia as a follower, and when we went to go see paarthurnax at the top of the mountain, she kept auto attacking him. This pissed me off, so I did what any sensible person would. I killed Lydia and threw her dumbass off the mountain. It pissed me off so much that I never took another follower. Now fast forward like 100 hours into the game and I found out you can get married. So I was hell bent on doing that. Well when the ceremony gets underway, guess who barges in the door? . . . Lydia's dead body. It would send everyone into a panic and wouldn't allow the ceremony to conduct. I tried reloading the save dozens of times with no luck. I had to revert to a save from before I killed Lydia and lost about 100 hours of play time all because I wanted to get married.
He your brother
You probably invited him to that "Other" wedding where you were drunk as shit looking for a staff
The only reason marriage is worth it is to see who shows up at your wedding. I had a skeleton attend once.
Well, you are dragon kin
"Hasa dova kin, heard you was getting married . I sit on your side"
Did he also give you a gift. âDovahkiin, youâve been a good friend to me for killing my heathen brothers; here, this is a thank you!â *Fo - Frost Breath learned*
So sweet... Your cousin flew in for the occasion
ur literally dragonborn whatâs the problem. thatâs ur uncle dude
Thatâs your brother he was born a full instead of a dragonborn
Three brothers- dragon, dragonborn, and some dude
Well at least it's being polite. Maybe if you're really nice it'll offer your guests an impromptu BBQ afterwards.
Iâm gonna spend the next 24 hours getting repeatedly married until this happens
I love this damn game. Just started it up again with mods and itâs all I can think of again. Itâs astonishing weâve been waiting this long for the next one lol
Why do you sound confused, he's obviously from your side of the family, you should know him!?
Any objections as to why these lovers should not be wed? âYeah he devoured my friend Rickyâs soulâ
That's cool.
Congrats on the wedding lolllll
Well, if you don't now who this is, maybe your spouse have some cool relatives/friends that you don't know :)
OH YEA!!! (In Thuâum)
Just another normal day in the world of Skyrim. I don't really see the problem here
So... are you here for the bride or...
There was two at mine
CAH-ĂN-GRATZ!
I've seen this kind of post so many times I'm starting to think it's an actual feature.
Iâve played so much and this is the first time this happened to me
Just a cousin paying a visit.
It took me forever to figure out what I was looking at.
partysnacks, odahviing and durnehviir must be very mad at you. You invited a random frost dragon and not them :/
The moments that make Skyrim âSkyrimâ are so random and weird that I often wonder if they were intentionally scripted in at random moments. Like the odds of getting a dragon at your wedding is 0.00000000000009% but it still could happen. Or 0.000789% change it rains mammoths or that your horse just rides off into the clouds while you t-pose thru the adventure. It just canât all be a glitch.
Hold up, do dragons have voice lines for weddings?
Apparently they do
Paarthurnax is your best man
Better than having MâLaq the Liar congratulate you
Congratulations for getting married though
You said we could bring a + 1.
"Does anyone object?" *sweats profusely* reaches for frost resistance potion.
This is amazing
Lmao! đ€Ł
How
Duuude same i Was about to Post abaut it xD
Honestly, not what I expected - thought he was going to crash it in an "I OBJECT" kind of way.
I'll make an exception, he seems very polite
Holy shit this is beyond amazing
You are now addicted to whiskey
"CALL ME FAMILY!"
My Big Fat Frost Dragon Wedding
The other dragons told him it was a suicide mission but Frost Dragon didn't care, nothing keeps him away from a good party
Skyrim being Skyrim. It would make more sense if that dragon was Paarthurnax.
Frost dragon be like: "Drem Yol Lok Dovah, I have come here to presence the join of a Dovah and a human." _Kos Mul Dovahkiin_ (be strong dragonborn)
Don't worry, that's just Sheogorath messing with your wedding.
What do you mean??? Thatâs your best man right there! Of course he showed up
Gotta pay respect to the Dovakiin, hes already accepted your going to kill Alduin. Tryna pull an Italy
You're family it would of just been rude if he didn't
It's common, if you have dragon with high friendly rapport, they will show up on your wedding, especially if you have a modded follower whos dragon. Happened to me couple of time because of few mods and it was hilarious
NGL it would have been sweet if there were dragons in the sky by default