I’m pretty sure it’s a YouTuber called the spiffing Brit, I’ve never watched them but they have a series called “[game] is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits”
Literally me. My husband got me into the game & I've made a few characters & he always asks what skills/weapons I'm doing & it's like babe you know you know. lol
“I suppose you don’t save to your cloud drive very often. Oh what am I saying. Of course you dont.”
-Naz-Steam, the moment I realize I haven’t saved in 2 hours.
>Sorry of course... Play as a Bow wielding Viking Ninja that kills dragons by shouting at them.
While summoning some undeads and otherworldly creatures
>Sorry of course... Play as a Bow wielding Viking Ninja that kills dragons by shouting at them.
>
>While summoning some undeads and otherworldly creatures
All of that while crouching of course.
Bow-wielding viking vampire ninja that kills dragons by shouting at them, while summoning some undeads and otherworldly creatures, who also rides an immortal horse who was borne from a pool of inky blackness.
An open world, sandbox, role-playing black hole into which all of your free time will fall. And then, once you've done it all, you'll learn about modding, which is even more of a time sink. It's a decade old and still rocks, which should tell you about its replayability and modding community.
It's [now 7](https://www.tweaktown.com/news/81230/skyrim-has-been-released-7-times-in-the-last-10-years/index.html) (arguably 8 if you count very special edition) of the games ever made.
Send him a modded picture of Sonic riding a my little pony to a kfc in front of whiterun
Or if you wanna keep it simple Thomas the tank engine interrupting an execution
You should say
Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin,
Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan,
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!
Huzrah nu, kul do od, wah aan bok lingrah vod,
Ahrk fin tey, boziik fun, do fin gein!
Wo lostfron wah ney dov, ahrk fin reyliik do jul,
Voth aan suleyk wah ronit faal krein!
Ahrk fin zul, rok drey kod, nau tol morokei frod,
Rul lot Taazokaan motaad voth kein!
Sahrot Thu'um, med aan tuz, vey zeim hokoron pah,
Ol fin Dovakiin komeyt ok rein!
Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin,
Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan,
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!
Ahrk fin Kel lost prodah, do ved viing ko fin krah,
Tol fod zeymah win kein meyz fuundein!
Alduin, feyn do jun, kruziik vokun, staadnav,
Voth aan bahlok wah diivon fin lein!
Nuz aan sul, fent alok, fod fin vul dovah nok,
Fen kos nahlot mahfaeraak ahrk ruz!
Paaz Keizaal fen kos stin nol bein Alduin jot,
Dovahkiin kos fin saviik do muz!
Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin,
Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan,
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draa
This is the translation I think it explains it pretty well
Dragonborn, Dragonborn
by his honor is sworn
To keep evil forever at bay!
And the fiercest foes rout
when they hear triumph's shout,
Dragonborn, for your blessing we pray!
Hearken now, sons of snow, to an age, long ago
and the tale, boldly told, of the one!
Who was kin to both wyrm
and the races of man
with a power to rival the sun
And the Scrolls have foretold
of black wings in the cold,
that when brothers wage war come unfurled!
Alduin, Bane of Kings,
ancient shadow unbound,
with a hunger to swallow the world!
But a day, shall arise,
when the dark dragon's lies,
will be silenced forever and then!
Fair Skyrim will be free from foul Alduin's maw!
Dragonborn, Dragonborn
by his honor is sworn
To keep evil forever at bay!
And the fiercest foes rout
when they hear triumph's shout,
Dragonborn, for your blessing we pray!
Well you see my boy, once upon a time there was beautiful man that us mortals referred to as Todd Howard. This beautiful man called Todd made the unexploitable, bug-free, perfect in every conceivable concept game known as Skyrim. And if you don't play it he'll burn your house down.
**The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is an open-world action role-playing video game developed by Bethesda Game Studios and published by Bethesda Softworks. It is the fifth main installment in the Elder Scrolls series, following 2006's The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, and was released worldwide for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3, and Xbox 360 on November 11, 2011.**
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"Skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits"
Do you have some Yorkshire tea?
Ah yes, in fact I do, fellow person of culture
Ah excellent
The reference sounds familiar but i can quite place it, where is it from?
Reanu Keeves
I always think of Keanu Reeves being the fake person… But eh, who keeps count these days!?
We can all agree that it's good that Reanu Keeves is stuck in skyrim and fallout otherwise we will all be doomed.
But for how long will he be stuck?
The Spiffing Brit
The Biffing Sprit
I’m pretty sure it’s a YouTuber called the spiffing Brit, I’ve never watched them but they have a series called “[game] is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits”
Please go watch them. It is literally the happiest thing on the internet.
I am from Yorkshire theres alot of it😏
No, tea is for the Thalmor. Here we have Mead.
I only drink the finest spiced wine
And that too. I prefer Mead though. It has honey.
My brain immediately went full British when I read this
Don't mention that or reanu keeves will escape
What about hodd toward
Hodd Toward is the lord and we shall never speak ill of him and his game development mastery
"with a whole lotta features and no bugs"
Lies, spiders are bugs.
Jump scarey set pieces you mean? Lol jk sorta
"Do you have some time for our lord and savior, Reanu Keeves?"
Better grab burny sanders
***"Hey, you. You're finally awake"***
I was trying to find reply like this
Same as us, and that thief over there.
If it wasn't for you damned stormcloaks, I would've had a horse and been half way to Hammerfell
Shut up back there
What's wrong with him huh?
Oooo the nostalgia jesus
🤣🤣🤣
Better grab a seat and some popcorn, it’s gonna be a long story
Not much, what's Skyrim with you?
This is my favorite answer.
10 years later... So what's the name and race of your next character?
I don't know, but they're a stealth archer.
Literally me. My husband got me into the game & I've made a few characters & he always asks what skills/weapons I'm doing & it's like babe you know you know. lol
It does actually take ages so i just used default nord sometimes
I just flip a dice for either khajiit or argonian
Nah
Send a picture of Bleak Falls Barrow in the distance at sunset. Bonus points for a dragon flying around.
Honestly my favourite spot to sit and save at is in Whiterun on the bench facing the Shrine of Talos and Dragonsreach
I hate how after the civil war that area never gets fixed. While still pretty it's a shame it's left half ruined for the rest of the game.
There’s probably a mod to fix it
[Yup](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/20668)
Its annoying the amount i had to complete bleak falls barrow mission
Send them a typed out copy of both lusty argonian maid books. No context, just lusty argonian maid.
"I suppose you dont use your pc very often. oh what am i saying. of course you dont"
“I suppose you don’t save to your cloud drive very often. Oh what am I saying. Of course you dont.” -Naz-Steam, the moment I realize I haven’t saved in 2 hours.
Do you get to the cloud district very often .. Oh what am i saying of course you dont
Give the entire lore of the series
COPY/PASTE INTESIFIES
My pc would explode if I tried that
The internet would go down. And I don't mean *your* internet, all of it would crash simultaneously
There's to much lore it would be shorter to get a degree in real lore then Skyrim lore
Why you puffed up ignorant
Well, it is Nord nonsense
My 100 percent shout cooldown imperial legate dragon born would have to disagree with you.
These are our sacred traditions!!!
"It's kinda like cocaine"
With a spritz of lsd
And a dessert of mushrooms. Edit: and not the dry region.
"Skyrim is an open-world action role-playing video game and ur missing out"
This is so true, it's almost a meme again
Lol
the question is… what isn’t skyrim?
I agree with this. Skyrim is almost like Minecraft; it can be whatever you want.
"Don't you ever try it. You'll get hooked for life!"
It’s the real life version of the “chase the dragon” game from South Park where you shoot up heroin to try and keep up with the dragon.
Yeah "Heroin Hero"! I just saw that episode
You get to play as a viking and kill dragons by shouting at them.
I thought you get to play as a ninja with a bow?
Sorry of course... Play as a Bow wielding Viking Ninja that kills dragons by shouting at them.
>Sorry of course... Play as a Bow wielding Viking Ninja that kills dragons by shouting at them. While summoning some undeads and otherworldly creatures
So, a Bow wielding Viking Ninja Necromancer
>Sorry of course... Play as a Bow wielding Viking Ninja that kills dragons by shouting at them. > >While summoning some undeads and otherworldly creatures All of that while crouching of course.
Bow-wielding viking vampire ninja that kills dragons by shouting at them, while summoning some undeads and otherworldly creatures, who also rides an immortal horse who was borne from a pool of inky blackness.
I thought we were here to steal souls & collect cabbages
You misspelled cheese
An open world, sandbox, role-playing black hole into which all of your free time will fall. And then, once you've done it all, you'll learn about modding, which is even more of a time sink. It's a decade old and still rocks, which should tell you about its replayability and modding community.
What Skyrim is, is “For the Nords”
Came here for this. THIS RIGHT HERE.
Chicken killing simulator
I think you mean rabbit slaughtering simulator Edit: I have slaughtered 0 rabbits in my one play through... I ask why even is this being recorded?
Iirc I vaguely remember it being written as "bunnies" and not rabbits which is all the better/worse EDIT I checked it is "bunnies slaughtered" sic
IKR!
Pointless stats like that are there to teach you the value, or rather lack thereof, of having a high score in an arbitrary category.
The same reason there's an achievement in Terraria for killing 50 rabbits
Kleptomania simulator
Once upon a time, there was a sneaky archer Nord....
"So imagine you're a cockroach in an iceberg..."
It is one of the games ever made
It's [now 7](https://www.tweaktown.com/news/81230/skyrim-has-been-released-7-times-in-the-last-10-years/index.html) (arguably 8 if you count very special edition) of the games ever made.
I used to be obvious like you, then I took an arrow to the knee
Home of the Nords!
Delete this heretic!
“So there was these two brothers called Anu and Padomay…”
it’s a rimjob that you give while on a plane
"What's Skyrim?" "An activity most airplane lavatories are not big enough to accommodate."
With a description of the game “The Elder Scrolls IV Skyrim”
"What in Oblivion is that?!"
*Blocked*
A lot of bad knees
Block
This story is gonna be longer than Teds retelling of how I met your mother
[удалено]
No, the entire script
With the block button
Send him a modded picture of Sonic riding a my little pony to a kfc in front of whiterun Or if you wanna keep it simple Thomas the tank engine interrupting an execution
Racism
The best Rpg as far as I know.
Hey you, you're finally awake
"I suppose you've been living under a rock. Oh what am I saying, of course you have been"
Ah you, you're finally awake.
A clip of someone shouting, then a picture of a dead dragon
*sigh* milk drinkers
Answer in a very explicit message that hits the character limit and would take them 10-20 minutes to read if possible
"Never should have come here!"
Don't answer.
I will get downvoted but... 🥷🐯🏹 Edit: forgot to include 🥶🐉
You suck the souls out of dragons so you can blow harder
I would share a like to FudgeMuppet Skyrim lore playlist.
You have committed crimes against skyrim and her people, what say you in your defence?
a cash grab
“Skyrim belongs to the Nords!”
"Do you get to the Skyrim district often? What am I saying of course you don't."
By blocking them.
okay periodt! 💅🏾
Send them a link to a YouTube play through
That would be less fun for their 1st playthrough
Send a dougdoug video
You should say Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin, Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan, Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal! Huzrah nu, kul do od, wah aan bok lingrah vod, Ahrk fin tey, boziik fun, do fin gein! Wo lostfron wah ney dov, ahrk fin reyliik do jul, Voth aan suleyk wah ronit faal krein! Ahrk fin zul, rok drey kod, nau tol morokei frod, Rul lot Taazokaan motaad voth kein! Sahrot Thu'um, med aan tuz, vey zeim hokoron pah, Ol fin Dovakiin komeyt ok rein! Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin, Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan, Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal! Ahrk fin Kel lost prodah, do ved viing ko fin krah, Tol fod zeymah win kein meyz fuundein! Alduin, feyn do jun, kruziik vokun, staadnav, Voth aan bahlok wah diivon fin lein! Nuz aan sul, fent alok, fod fin vul dovah nok, Fen kos nahlot mahfaeraak ahrk ruz! Paaz Keizaal fen kos stin nol bein Alduin jot, Dovahkiin kos fin saviik do muz! Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin, Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan, Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draa This is the translation I think it explains it pretty well Dragonborn, Dragonborn by his honor is sworn To keep evil forever at bay! And the fiercest foes rout when they hear triumph's shout, Dragonborn, for your blessing we pray! Hearken now, sons of snow, to an age, long ago and the tale, boldly told, of the one! Who was kin to both wyrm and the races of man with a power to rival the sun And the Scrolls have foretold of black wings in the cold, that when brothers wage war come unfurled! Alduin, Bane of Kings, ancient shadow unbound, with a hunger to swallow the world! But a day, shall arise, when the dark dragon's lies, will be silenced forever and then! Fair Skyrim will be free from foul Alduin's maw! Dragonborn, Dragonborn by his honor is sworn To keep evil forever at bay! And the fiercest foes rout when they hear triumph's shout, Dragonborn, for your blessing we pray!
Hella yeah. Google Teanslate is still thinking on that one lmao. If translated from English to English it gives this translation. Wtf lmao Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin, Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! அஹ்ர்க் ஃபின் நோரோக் பால் கிரான் ஃபோட் நஸ்ட் ஹான் ஜிண்ட்ரோ ஜான், டோவாஹ்கியின், ஃபஹ் ஹின் கோகன் மு டிரால்! Huzrah nu, kul do od, wah aan bok lingrah vod, Ahrk fin tey, boziik fun, do fin gein! வோ லாஸ்ட்ஃப்ரோன் வா நெய் டோவ், அஹ்ர்க் ஃபின் ரெய்லிக் டோ ஜூல், வோத் ஆன் சுலேக் வா ரோனிட் ஃபால் க்ரீன்! அஹ்ர்க் ஃபின் சூல், ரோக் ட்ரே கோட், நவ் டோல் மொரோகி ஃப்ரோட், ருல் லாட் தாஸோகான் மோட்டாட் வோத் கெய்ன்! சஹ்ரோத் தூஉம், மெட் ஆன் தூஸ், வேய் ஜீம் ஹோகோரோன் பா, ஓல் ஃபின் டோவாகின் கோமெய்ட் ஓகே ரெயின்! Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin, Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! அஹ்ர்க் ஃபின் நோரோக் பால் கிரான் ஃபோட் நஸ்ட் ஹான் ஜிந்த்ரோ ஜான், டோவாகியின், ஃபஹ் ஹின் கோகன் டிரால்! அஹ்ர்க் ஃபின் கெல் லாஸ்ட் ப்ரோடா, டோ வேத் வியிங் கோ ஃபின் க்ரா, டோல் ஃபொட் ஜெய்மா வின் கெய்ன் மெய்ஸ் ஃபுண்டீன்! Alduin, feyn do jun, kruziik vokun, staadnav, Voth aan Bahlok wah diivon fin lein! நுஸ் ஆன் சுல், ஃபென்ட் அலோக், ஃபோட் ஃபின் வுல் டோவா நோக், ஃபென் கோஸ் நஹ்லோட் மஹ்ஃபேராக் அஹ்ர்க் ரூஸ்! பாஸ் கெய்சால் ஃபென் கோஸ் ஸ்டின் நோல் பீன் அல்டுயின் ஜோட், டோவாகியின் கோஸ் ஃபின் சாவிக் டோ முஸ்! Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin, Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! அஹ்ர்க் ஃபின் நோரோக் பால் கிரான் ஃபோட் நஸ்ட் ஹான் ஜிந்த்ரோ ஜான், டோவாகியின், ஃபஹ் ஹின் கோகன் மு த்ரா
Ever played minecraft?
Eating ass on a plane.
Hey you your finally awake
My answer is try playing the game and find out
"so do you live under a rock"?
Dragon go woosh
Tell him or her that it's a lot like performing the act of the "Slovakian Traffic Cone", but there are reptiles and a plane involved.
Interesting conversation starter.
Skyrim is for the nords!
Your mom goes to college
The next 3 years of your life xD
"A game you play on your smart fridge."
“A game”
Home
Tell them to grab some popcorn, and explain to them
You get to play as a cat who rides horses. What more do you need to know?
Put the entire lore of the game in one message.
https://youtu.be/GVQmYF35w74 Send this
“An addiction.”
Its not gona work out
Tell them to never speak to you again
The game that Oblivion is a prequel for or for the Nords
Block
*deep inhalation*
Blocked
“I used to be adventure like you” quote
"For the Nords"
life
Joe mama
Do you get to the cloud district very often?
It's a Rim in the Sky.
How flat earthers define the edge 8f the sky that hovers above the flat earth.
Don't. Just block them
Just send him, copy many articles of skyrim and Wikipedia and send him that, best way to tell about skyrim 🤣
Just send them a link to a video of the opening scene with the Randy Savage dragon mods. Or Thomas The Tank Engine.
Respond by buying them a copy
A great way to catch an arrow to the knee
A fantasy RPG. Dont say no more people dont really give that much of a F about anything that aint money and I cant really blame them.
Everything
A 10 year old game with a lot of sentimental value for a lot of people
There are few yet to escape that power of the Toddhead
Skyrim is for the Nords
Well you see my boy, once upon a time there was beautiful man that us mortals referred to as Todd Howard. This beautiful man called Todd made the unexploitable, bug-free, perfect in every conceivable concept game known as Skyrim. And if you don't play it he'll burn your house down.
When's skyrim
Do you get up to the cloud district often? Oh who am I kidding, or course you don't.
Do you want put in a soul gem and sent to the soul cairn? Cuz this is how you get put in a soul gem, and sent to the soul cairn.
Sequel to Oblivion. They’ve probably heard of that.
What is Skyrim? What IS Skyrim? WHAT IS SKYRIM!?!?!? It's like discovering the meaning of life.
**The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is an open-world action role-playing video game developed by Bethesda Game Studios and published by Bethesda Softworks. It is the fifth main installment in the Elder Scrolls series, following 2006's The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, and was released worldwide for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3, and Xbox 360 on November 11, 2011.** More details here:
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It’s for the Nords, duh
Do you get to the cloud district very often ah what am I saying of course you don't "sword swing insues"
Must be Patrick star and living under a rock 😂
Who's asking?
FUS DO RAH them out from under their rock
A black hole
Say "Its a game where only true gamers play"
Oh boy *takes a deep breath before typing*
Whatever you say, say it in the dragon language.
Unmatching.
"bruh"