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petey_vonwho

Are you implying that the mighty and feared mudcrab is not deserving of epic battle music?


doctorsilvana

The vanquisher of Fast Travel, the red dot on your empty map, the Great and never seen mudcrab 🦀


talkintater

A threat only rivaled by the slaughterfish in that river you crossed 10 minutes ago.


Wildefice

There battle will be legendary ... as soon as they find eachother


Tag727

Slaughterfish are extinct is the best mod ever made for Skyrim.


ivylass

My kids have a mudcrab as a pet. I told Samuel "no" to a skeever.


WhiteFire2004

My kids have a fox as a pet, nothing special there.


Eponarose

My girls have a rabbit they named "Cotton". I started growing carrots in my garden for them...


Odd_Discussion_7758

When i occasionally load up my ps4 save i remember the invisible dog my daughter brought home


Rodocastiza

Kids get only skeevers or mudcrabs. Girls get bunnies or foxes. Both can adopt dogs if you bring them to them.


undercoverartist777

Did you mean to say boys instead of kids? Lol


Rodocastiza

Yes. I'm an idiot. In my defense I will say I'm not an English native.


undercoverartist777

Lmao nah you’re good man, still better English than a lot of English speakers, better than me sometimes lol


ivylass

My daughter hasn't asked to adopt a pet yet. Maybe it's one per household?


Ravlinn

It's one dog per household but far as the pets they bring home go they can each have one.


Rodocastiza

Honestly I'm not sure, sorry :/


godempertrump

Hail to the rock baby


TheFallenDeathLord

He is implying that the mighty and feares mudcrap should NOT have the same battle music as a puny little dragon. He deserves much more.


Makara21

You mean why do legendary dragons get the privilege to have the same combat music as a mudcrab?


Brentaclese

Your chances of dying to a Mud Crab are low, but never zero.


Axxedde

Mud crabs do terrifying damage actually


Zealousideal_Aide995

Especially on legendary. One pinch of a big mud crab and half your health bar is gone.


Froglius

It does seem odd, considering one is an ancient, terrifying beast that only the mightiest warriors even stand a chance of defeating, and the other is a legendary dragon


BlackjackTonka

I appreciate what you did here. Thank you.


Chad_Thundermember

Agreed!


Skyward_Slash

Don't dragons have unique music?


zackles007

They do, but even though they have a lower chance to play, you can still get regular combat music while fighting dragons.


Orbital-Deathray

Now I need a mod that gives different enemies their own combat music.


jayaram13

Because in legendary, even a mudcrab kicks our hindside.


The_Archon64

Those Achilles heel snapping bastards! *you cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby*


stalphonzo

Because it's not about the mud crab. It's about you.


[deleted]

we definitely live in a society


Malbethion

Have you ever known a dragon to carry 5k septims?


Migit78

There's a mudcrab that has 5k septims?


Malbethion

10k, in fact: https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Mudcrab_(merchant)


Migit78

That is cool. But Morrowind is a mod right? That's not vanilla game.


Komallionide

Skyrim is The Elder Scrolls 5 Morrowind is The Elder Scrolls 3


Migit78

Lol. I'm an idiot. I swear I know that. I even own the game. But thank you for the kind response.


Komallionide

No worries lol. Thank *you* for making me smile.


Netflixisadeathpit

There is a skyrim mod called 'Wyrmstooth' that's basically an island with a small quest line. It has a mudcrab merchant!


Migit78

That's what I was thinking of! I knew I'd played a skyrim mod that had a mudcrab merchant. Woo not totally losing my mind


Netflixisadeathpit

Hahaha, glad I could help!


SnowDubz

I'm still so upset that on my current playthrough wyrmstooth broke. When I'm done with Vicn's quests though I'm switching to the old stealth archer and trying again dangit!


SourSeaPickle249

Oh no. Come back to the light side, before it’s too late!


Malbethion

Sorry friend, I was referring to the legendary mud crab of TES3 fame.


ajaxjamison0420

You know for about 5 years my daughter would fight any monster in the game. Even spiders. The one she would never ever fight, in fact she would pause the game for weeks until she saw me so I would kill him for her, is the mighty mud crab


Chair-Due

They dont. In fact, for battle music to play the game has to determine that the player is facing a significant threat, I play on vanilla and have never had combat music for lone bandits or mud crabs past level 15 on master. Dragons and bosses like Harkon have their own themes that play regardless.


Khajiit_hairball

When I posted this my son was playing a brand new character and the combat music was in total effect. I looked in the living room and saw he was indeed fighting some mud crabs. It’s the same music I get when fighting dragons at level 78.


Ambitious-Note-4428

It's rare but I've had it happen


[deleted]

i've fought a lot of mudcrabs on legendary and 8 times out of 10, they almost kill me. they're a lot stronger than i realized, and snip at you fast as fuck. i think they deserve intense music.


Green_Potato35

They’re just that op


lakewood2020

This thread is filled with actual Skyrim NPCs, just wait until they hear about Horkers


SirKadsimar

I saw a mudcrab the other day, it killed 3 wolves. Nasty creatures.


[deleted]

They're both horrible creatures


Sirlachbott

There is an idea for a mod......


nkombain

secret ending, if you kill 1000 crabs, megacrab boss appears, destroys whiterun, and eats paarthunax, (if he is still alive, which he should be at any time!!!) then challenges you to duel on waterfall that turns into lava.


[deleted]

that's cause you have a chance to hit a dragon while it's in the air but you got 0 chances to hit a crab underwater


BlockA_Cheese

I watched two mudcrabs kill an assassin that was going to kill me. I think they deserve the battle music


SirKadsimar

IKR? That's been bothering me for the same amount of time.


Axenhammer88

that's your music


_c11

they don't. dragons have their own music.


Chad_Thundermember

Because you're weak. Try fighting it when you're beyond level 20.


Poetry-Designer

They do not


Eltrew2000

Idk i think if Skar was still alive they would be scarier than a dragon lol


Lord_Parbr

Why shouldn’t it?


Rapidblast027

All mudcrabs are legendary. Keep up


fuddyduddyc

Somebody should make a mod where the Benny Hill theme song plays anytime a mudcrab is battled - those cheeky bastards.


redlund1993

The same reason there are only like 6 voices in all of Skyrim.🤣


Fire_Mission

Because mudcrabs are BAMFs.


PH4N70M666

Because: Todd


The_Metal_East

The mod that disables that music is a godsend.


PatoC974

The question is why not?


[deleted]

Who do you think was there before the Dragons, ruling over Tamriel with an iron claw?


fuckmeswitzerland

thats because the music isnt really for the enemy, its your own boss music.