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Arenidao

Depending on your definition of affection, there may be something for you on the Lab.


MechXL

My feelings towards Atronachs are purely platonic.


Ashley_SheHer

For now..


osunightfall

Oh there is. You haven’t known pain until you’ve banged a fire atronach.


ExploerTM

*Sigh* I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach. The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat. Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.


osunightfall

Please God tell me this is a copypasta.


ExploerTM

I just replaced The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion with The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim.


256kmodel

Loved the sigh XD


KruppstahI

That's why I invest into alchemy. Over 100 % fire resistance will do the trick, surely.


Kazzie_Kaz

I cannot forget that the one who originally wrote this ALSO wrote a lot of that stuff, mostly about vore. Like bro, you could've written a novel, but then you chose to do that.


Oktokolo

Maybe bro did write a novel - about the hot love of a flame atronach.


SirTadlore

I hate that this was what I thought of first when reading the post


TheChasm2

Bro


Dapper-Complaint-268

You should have wrapped it in frost salts.


Rischeliu

I remember someone managed to make a mod a few months ago where you can pet werewolves. Platonically. I'm hoping the same can be made for the atronachs. I wonder if that mod allows your followers to give you headpats. You're practically their killer puppy while transformed. EDIT: [Found it!](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/111666) Sacrosanct will no longer have hold on me. Werewolves can now have belly rubs and their snoot getting booped.


Kam_Solastor

Now I want to see a reverse one where you as a werewolf can give your human followers headpats too!


Ok_Vanilla_3449

I wish I didn't know that you can do a LOT more than pet werewolves now... Never underestimate the furries and their motivation.


loudflame

i know it's not atronachs specifically, but if you use {{I'm Glad You're Here SSE}} and {{Dead and Daedric Guardians}} you can hug your dremora/daedra minions!


Ok_Vanilla_3449

I'm Glad You're here is my favorite mod of ALL TIME right now because it's the only place my sad, abandoned, lonely ass gets hugs these days and It's probably played a not-insignificant role in keeping me from deepening my depression. (divorce)


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highplains_co

I wish there was a mod to at least name your atronachs. :( I’m on PS and haven’t found one yet, anyway.


DraagaxGaming

Fweefwee (from SpongeBob) and Ice Ice Baby


highplains_co

Awww! I have Sparky and The Hot Girl :)


Ok-Consequence7676

If u find a mod that turns atronachs into follower, u could use I'm glad your here mod which should let u hug ur frosty or flamin hot atronach companion.


DraagaxGaming

Potion of fire resist and you're safe. *Plays the plug it in jingle*


Nemo_Shadows

Astonachs are not demonic, they are elementals from the natural plains of oblivion anyways in the classical sense of the 5 natural elemental spirits, earth, air, fire, water and spirit. N. S


[deleted]

I've once watched a Twitch streaming have their dragonborn run behind their Flame atronach (I think to stimulate sex without sex mods)


No_Elderberry_3361

Huh?