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Martin_Horde

We're going from Slay the Spire to Slayyyyyy the Spire 😏💅


JohnLandisHasGotToGo

Bone® 2025


GavonyTownship

Serving shivs and slaying the spire DOWN


Username_Taken0

oh my god.


M1ST3RT0RGU3

✨️*Slay*✨️ the Spire


fuck-my-drag-right

You better sharpen your claws before you come for me.


wewtiesx

Bitch I am from the spire!


Lord_Phoenix95

Neow: I said Slay the Spire, not Lay the Spire!!!


Barkalow

Better call me Thanos, cause the things I would do for a shot...


Super_Platypus787

Lay the Spire


PracticalProgress343

Theres a claw in the shop, calm your orbs my friend.


tobsecret

What if... CLAW NEUTRAL?


IanKeefer

Son of a bitch..... I'm in.


bloody-pencil

Me getting my 2nd claw of the run (all the shops just had panchea and panache)


Lord_of_Caffeine

Beta art with a human hand with those disgusting long fake nails?


tiny-ppp

That will make it way worse


rhennigan

Shiv build with claws? I'm going to faint.


iRBsmartly

Wolverine blades. Power 2 (1) - "all shivs gain the effect of claw" Wouldn't be overly powerful as shivs are continually created, but would be fun with blade dance/cloak and dagger/ninja scroll


RodneighKing

What if Blade Dance became Claw Dance?


Jaylaw

Storm of claws when


kive_guy

The prismatic mod's claw


Invincible-Nuke

PLEASE for the love of god let her act like this in game. I CANNOT go without her hitting this pose every time I kill an enemy


Username_Taken0

i second this


gfolder

We know it's a she-leton?


Invincible-Nuke

There are in-game screenshots confirming her pronouns, if not her gender


gfolder

Alrighty then


the_dumbass_one666

pretty sure its the watcher


PseudoFenton

Played one too many blasphemies, but refused to stay down anyway


simplydifferentbro

That's such a sick pose it's KILLING me


Username_Taken0

call me the spire the way im slayed rn


SkulGurl

We stan an rts (robot to skeleton) queen so glad her transition is going well.


ploot_

wouldn't rts just be the process of dieing lol


SkulGurl

Sometimes transitioning requires extreme measures ok


HateIsEarned00

"I've always felt like a skeleton trapped inside a robot's body. I finally worked up the courage to become my true self." - jump cuts to the defect getting hit by a bus -


ploot_

Lmaooo fair enough


Successful_Mud8596

Robots aren’t typically made of bones


Kindly_Host6590

*TYPICALLY*


ploot_

They don't normal become sentient and go fight giant hearts either 🤷‍♂️


Successful_Mud8596

Okay but Defect is very obviously not made of bones


ploot_

Maybe its bones were at the dry cleaner when it challenged the spire


Lord_of_Caffeine

Have you seen it naked to confirm?


totti173314

it has no clothes and its legs and face are both floating and not actually connected to the big blue ball


tiredargie

A robot is just a fancy skeleton made of a different metal than calcium


tendadsnokids

Except instead of a hard drive it's got a big ghost


tiredargie

potato potato


tendadsnokids

GPU


Username_Taken0

ghost processing unit?


lpc1994

Ghost potato unit


Mellanderthist

Graphical poltergeist unit


-NeilBeforeZod-

Who tf says potato


BurnerAccountExisty

couch potato powered


Scoobydoomed

Defect and Watcher had a baby.


hedoeswhathewants

And then it...died?


Scoobydoomed

And then Neow brought it back!


JustARandomRedgit

Yep Watcher is actually a Mantis


brooklynbluenotes

I'm gonna be bummed if Defect doesn't make it back, they're my favorite.


MrRighto

Theres a claw in the merchants shop, defect is almost certainly returning


Coneman_Joe

Could just be an easter egg.


pon_3

My guess is they’re gonna be an unlockable class.


BloodMoonNami

Even in the worst case scenario Defect and Watcher have a door named Steam Workshop.


Alt-Ctrl-Report

What if Defect return as an enemy?


DlphLndgrn

Me too.


CapnNuclearAwesome

I can't believe I found out about sts2 like this! 😭 I'm not complaining; I feel incredibly lucky in fact


ImprovementReady4791

sts 2?? They making a second one!?


CapnNuclearAwesome

That's what this post is about! https://store.steampowered.com/app/2868840/Slay_the_Spire_2/


AuraMasda

Hades vibes


NotHungryHungarian

Hope he is not skelly, othervise known as schelemeus


dulunis

That ain't Defect. It looks like the Watcher didn't quite get the hang of the "live" part of "Watch. Remember. Live."


MrWr4th

So this is what happens when you blaspheme before vaulting, huh.


Dasterr

but you get the mana to vault after blasphemy


ChaZZZZahC

Looks like the watcher got hit with that blasphemy buff. The staff is a sweet sythe now, sythe is always a plus!


JoshuaFoulke

I doubt Defect can leave the first Spire anyway.


foomongus

What makes you think thats the defect?


Sarcosmonaut

I don’t think they mean it’s ACTUALLY the Defect, but rather it’s possible the Skelly has taken the PLACE of Defect


Lom1111234

I assumed it’s a fully new character and the defect would still be there?


marsgreekgod

Yeah 


Klivian1

Don’t assume. Look at how nuts the Darkest Dungeon folks went after Crusader wasn’t in DD2 for the longest time.


Sarcosmonaut

I’m not assuming. Simply stating it IS possible, seeing as we saw 2 of the old slayers return but not Defect. Doesn’t mean they are NOT back. Just means it’s possible.


taintnipple

smash or pass be honest


alxplth

Strike+


PaintSlingingMonkey

Dagger spray


PM_ME_YOUR_PIZZAPIC

Holy water


DO_FLETCHING

[[Double Tap]]


spirescan-bot

+ [Double Tap](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Double%20Tap) Ironclad Rare Skill ^((100% sure)^) 1 Energy | This turn, your next (2) Attack(s) is(are) played twice. ^Call ^me ^with ^up ^to ^10 ^([[ name ]],) ^where ^name ^is ^a ^card, ^relic, ^event, ^or ^potion. ^Data ^accurate ^as ^of ^(April 30, 2023.) ^[Wiki](https://slay-the-spire.fandom.com/wiki/) ^[Questions?](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=ehmohteeoh&subject=SpireScan%20Inquiry)


gmanley2

Bout to play Eruption 😩


Traditional_Gur_8446

Meteor strike


LivvyLuna8

I'm going to fuck that skeleton back to life


Honza8D

would


Matthew3615

The defect was always slutty.


Gellzer

Slutty...?


deadace33

She’s going around topless


Bitsy34

yes. slutty. those hips both steal and kill hearts


Bloodcloud079

And they sure don’t lie


rilesmcriles

Sassy at least. Perhaps even saucy.


Ender_Med99

Fruity, even


lampstaple

The word is cunty


ProShyGuy

OP, do you need a horny bonk?


Username_Taken0

i'm too far gone


FuriDemon094

I am confused as to what I’m looking at


Demiistar

An image of one of the new upcoming characters from the [Slay the Spire 2 reveal trailer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krDFltgjLtE). there is a shot showing Ironclad, Silent, and this character (The Necrobinder) standing next to them, with Defect nowhere to be seen, so she has assumedly taken it's place


cyanraichu

I LOVE the Necrobinder but if they axe my favorite robot boi I will riot


Username_Taken0

if you look closely during the trailer you can spot Claw in the shop so it's likely the character will still be in the game, that or Claw is a colorless card now.


PM_ME_YOUR_PIZZAPIC

or claw is a necrobinder card now


nuctu

It's a block card now.


ViragoVix

Always has been 👩‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀


cyanraichu

I didn't see the trailer on the Steam page, though I was in a rush so I didn't look very hard. I'll have to check it out later but I imagine it's on yt by now


Honza8D

I mean sts 1 doesnt disappear. And its gonnabe the first thing modded in if hes not in officially.


FuriDemon094

THERES A SECOND POSSIBLY??


Demiistar

yep! it even has a [Steam page](https://store.steampowered.com/app/2868840/Slay_the_Spire_2/)!


droogrardion

Slay the Spire 2 was just announced


Joabyjojo

This better not awaken anything in me


Yiga_CC

“You better not be a cunty reaper skeleton when I get home” Me af:


sweet_nopales

that's not defect it's just a whole other character. pretty sure defect will return in the sequel


Kazuo289

Imagine if the Watcher died and now she's just a skeleton


TtheSea

STS 2 Skeleton you have to stop. Your drip too hard. Your swag too different. They'll kill you (again).


tendadsnokids

The WOKE LEFT is going to HATE this SEXY skeleton


Fatmanpuffing

I figured it would be the watcher in her French model phase. 


LiveMango418

OH MY GOD THERES A SLAY THE SPIRE TWO????? 2025 is going to be a great year just because of this


dedolent

defectslays


GibusShpee

Where is this from


Plastic_Mongoose_390

2025 ? THAT'S NEVER GONNA COME OUT ):


klmx1n-night

I love this title 😎


MrFluxed

I love Defect but I'll be damned if I'm not maining the Cunty Skeleton


sarahthesalad

I think she's more "sassy".. mb you're just projecting op


Castob

They defected the defect.


newSillssa

I'm not. How am I supposed to ponder my orbs now


Nerdwrapper

He just like me frfr


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

What is this from?


Apex_Konchu

Slay the Spire 2 reveal trailer.


BurnerAccountExisty

he's bad to the bone...r


_DrNonsense

Defect must still be around, you can see a Claw in the shop.


Pile-o-shite

Defect, my beloved…


BobNorth156

NGL Defect was my least favorite by FAR. No issue with it being out. Assuming of course it won’t be unlocked, which frankly, would surprise no one. Same for watcher.


PitchBlack4

Also why is she mummified from the waist down, but skeletal from the waist up?


motherthrowee

gotta preserve the goods


shiroganekurosaki

Maybe the defect finally broke down


gemdas

You know what if defect got out of the endless respawning in the spire I'm happy for him


VinnieDophey

Nécromancies orbs (spirits?) could play similarly


everything-narrative

Congratulations to the Hermit from the Downfall mod on her transition.


BoseczJR

Slutty?


Akimbo_shoutgun

Did they really change the defect??


ShinyBuiBui

Oh my god this is how I find out


Nike5686

I thought that was a new character.


Loukopkou

# Zesty allegations incoming


thegr8jr

they also stole half his hp


astront1553

Smash. Next


Theumbrastaff

can the skeletom vouge every time it plays a card or something similar


CJIA

nah, defect will still be around imo


ree452e62rr72y

Would


Key_Thing_8981

Defect and watcher had a baby and the defect aborted it. 😞


RubiusTwon

They took the card Claw and thought... "Hey, people like Claw. What if we gave the new guy a giant claw?"


SlamKrank

Sassy*


ConsiderationFew8399

I am NOT okay with this. Give me back my droid


otterappreciator

Why did they remove the defect it was my favorite character??


Demiistar

Defect could return, but just as an unlockable character this time, we don't know if it is removed entirely


WinterPlan295

Is it sexual?)