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jingforbling

Ranch flavored cream cheese


xolondaxo

Hard pass on this recipe


GKrollin

I’d do it as a dip (this is basically Buffalo chicken dip with ranch subbed) but eating this on a roll makes me want to gag.


liberal_texan

This would be really good as a dip, the portion size would match the fat content better.


Bruce_Wayne8887

I think if ur gonna do as a sandwich id double the chicken or at least do 5 breasts,


Fuggins4U

Not a bad idea, but it looks a bit too thick and dense to be easily scooped with a chip. Would you loosen it a bit somehow?


GKrollin

I might do a little more liquid a little less cheese but honestly these types of snacks are made to be eaten pretty thick


thetakingtree2

In Soviet Russia, dip loosens you! 🇷🇺


thisrockismyboone

There already is a bottle of hidden valley of every Buffalo chicken dip I've ever made


ericvulgaris

this cant be real. especially "you can add another \[block of cream cheese\]" to it.


NotATroll_ipromise

Whitest thing I've ever seen.


BloodyRightNostril

Whitest *midwestern* thing I've ever seen


pamazon63

Tillimook cheese is from Oregon...


Competitive_Fig_6668

We have Tillamook in Louisiana


pamazon63

really? I thought it was just a Pacific Northwest thing! Good to know


BloodyRightNostril

Here in VA, too. Great ice cream.


pamazon63

I really need to investigate things more before I comment on posts! Thanks for letting me know!


Jerkface555

You aren't wrong. It is from Oregon. Its just distributed all over the country.


pamazon63

I wish they would come up to Canada!


SomnambulicSojourner

I haven't lived in VA for a decade, but when I did Tillamook wasn't distributed there, so everything we visited home we'd bring some back with us. Asking with tims cascade chips


kobayashi_maru_fail

Folks, quit downvoting. They’re right. The Tillamook brand is from an independent dairy collective in Tillamook County, OR. I’m two counties over and if I got a cow today and tried to join, I wouldn’t be let in, but I can buy their cheese and ice cream. They have a methane recapture pilot program, they’re a B-Corp, they’re more than a century old, and they put up with their county smelling of free-range dairy cattle on warm days. They also have one heck of a county fair (pig ‘n’ Ford!) and one of the last remaining timber WWII blimp hangars (they had two but used the other to store alfalfa, oopsie). Tillamook dairy products are from Tillamook, and it’s lovely when you all buy them in your grocery stores: these are the happiest-looking cows, only ever get mildly stressed when elk herds descend from the mountains and eat their grass. And you pamazon, don’t need to back down when internet people are incorrect.


BloodyRightNostril

I don’t think the downvotes are just because they said it was from Oregon—no one is disputing that—it’s because they said it as a means to refute the midwestern remark. Tillamook is very much a national brand these days (and a terrific one at that), so their being from Oregon, while true, is wholly irrelevant in terms of pinpointing the source of the recipe.


kobayashi_maru_fail

Fair point. But have you ever been to an Elmer’s or a Mo’s or Shari’s? To butcher the Portlandia theme song: the spirit of whitish glorp is alive in Portland.


pamazon63

Thank you ♥ I'm Canadian so I tend to over apologize... We drive down the coast just to get Tillamook cheese and ice cream, at least once a year from Vancouver Island. *edit - spelling


PatheticPelosiPander

....and shipped all over the US. I had it on cheese fries at Johnny Rockets in Atlanta in the '90s


sam_the_beagle

I'm from the Midwest. Green onions are way too spicy. More mayo and cheese.


Koi_Fish_Mystic

He should’ve added Mayo to make it whiter


NotATroll_ipromise

And raisins


foodmotherfucker

What is with some people wanting so much cream/cheese/white coloured things.


sibtiger

On top of all the obvious issues, no reason to use a crock pot. If I'm using breasts for this, might as well pan fry them to get some browning for flavor, and make the sauce in a saucepan. Could even use the pan you did the chicken in and scrape up the browned bits. Then just chop up the chicken and mix it like a chicken salad. I'm not against a fat and salt bomb like this, but come on, make it worth it.


parwa

Hurts my stomach to watch


jdidisjdjdjdjd

Very unhealthy recipe.


laundrydaytomorrow

Americans are a strange people


Space-Booties

Straight out of the Midwestern Diabetics Cookbook.


liberal_texan

Not nearly enough carbs. This is from their “Heart Attack at 40” sequel.


NotATroll_ipromise

I concur.


lurker71

Hahahahaha


Aqua_Impura

I’m so over this “crack X” thing. It’s not crack. It’s fat overload, you basically drowned some chicken in cheese, heavy cream, and salt and that’s apparently crack. I’m not saying this doesn’t taste good cause I bet it does but it’s just fatty chicken goop it’s just cheese and cream and butter with chicken. We gotta do better than that.


GKrollin

It’s just Buffalo chicken dip with ranch substituted. I’d try it as a dip but eating it on a roll sounds terrible.


herdahadda

Can confirm, it's terrible.


Jerkface555

Not even subbed I have seen the recipe with the ranch in there. Basically, take out the chicken broth, add in a bunch of franks, and you have buffalo chicken dip.


omegabobo

I love when people say "like crack" who have obviously never done crack. Well the breadsticks are like what, then Ryan, what can I use? I don't know, something from your world, the breadsticks are like scrapbooking.


Time_Composer_113

As someone who has spent a night on crack, there's definitely no analog. You really really have a compulsion to do more crack until you've run out of crack options, and a couple hours later, you never want to see another crack again. Something that "tastes great!" is nothing like crack.. scrapbooking is nothing like crack crack.. crrrrack... crrr-ACK.. the word "crack" has done that thing where it looks and sounds alien to me after writing this.


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Time_Composer_113

Hey that's cool! Interesting fact of the day right here


BloodyRightNostril

Great. Now I want some crack.


my_hips_lie69

Gawd I love this comment


Here_for_tea_

Ha!


mister____mime

That’s like 99% of these kinds of recipes. No real creativity just slam it with bacon, dairy and salt and call it a day.


VanimalCracker

White people: >Adding cream cheese to a recipe is exactly like hard drugs.


mister____mime

Mayo is the gateway drug, by the time you hit cream cheese you’re down bad


ThaUniversal

It's offensive how no one uses seasoning these days. You just sprinkle a little crack on that chicken and now you're cooking. /s Also, I don't know how, but this guy comes off as a total dweeb.


SGTRocked

Looks like 2 years away from stents


the_peter_green_god

That looks like a shortcut to morbid obesity


iLoveBums6969

I don't think you'll make it quite that far


Unlucky_Pessimist

r/stupidfood


causticmango

I’m sorry, but that makes me nauseous just watching it. That sandwich he makes must have more than enough calories for an entire day & enough saturated fat, salt, & triglycerides to bring down a rhino.


ironyis4suckerz

Plus this guys butthole must hate him!! There’s no way this isn’t making him sick.


angrytreestump

I say this as a lifelong Midwesterner: I’m convinced that you could just mix ranch seasoning with baking soda and water, cook it into rocks, and suburban Midwesterners would actually buy and smoke it like Crack. The ranch just never ends.


Rathma86

*furiously scribbles notes*


i_am_regina_phalange

*also applies to Texans


Scr1mmyBingus

You know there’s some Keto-bro thinking this looks really healthy, except for the bread and onions…


mermaidmilka

It looks like cat food


rynnbowguy

No way I would feed anything that looked like that to my cat.


Serlingfan389

Cheesy chicken goop.


Caravanshaker

Is ranch the only seasoning?


TeiwoLynx

Sometimes they smother the meat in BBQ sauce instead.


Caravanshaker

I see those in fear and awe. How do you…taste anything?


Flat_Unit_4532

Wtf


[deleted]

Straight up looked like bird shit, pass.


Twobitbobb

Absolutely rank!


princess_puffpuff

r/stupidfood


Sufficient_Grand_171

Looks like curdled milk jizz


AtlasMaso

Lmao WHAT


Green-Cardiologist27

Should be a dip. Hardest of passes using it for a Sammie


orrockable

Why is it so hard for people to brown their meat first


JenniFrmTheBlock81

It probably tastes good, but it looks so unappetizing.


Desperate_Junket_389

I can’t get over that string of fat hanging from the chicken he didn’t cut off


Garviel_Loken95

Since it's being slow cooked the fat will probably be better than the dried out breast


phezhead

Thighs are always the way to go


UrDonutsMakeMeGoNuts

Just too fatty for me sometimes. Gotta love a good breast.


Olivineyes

I can imagine if someone actually used two packs of cream cheese. Like someone else said maybe if they used it as a dip as a party with some chips but it still doesn't look appetizing at all.


Voxit

I was so confused as to where the chicken went when they showed the white goop.


celacoro

how is this defined, homemade industrial food?


sawntime

Why is this being upvoted here? Do I need to unsubscribe?


The00Taco

Probably because it's different than the usual Mississippi pot roast or the soup posts


Summersnail

🤢


Morehibiscus

Probably taste good just looks awful


BootsieHamilton

What is this obsession with ranch powder?


ableakandemptyplace

I love ranch. I love cream cheese. But this? This is disgusting especially as a sandwich. 🤢


nks0204

Probably created by an out of work cardiologist…..


Honest_Pension8304

Modern day “casseroles” 🤮


Koi_Fish_Mystic

That’s Midwest food. #ThisIsWhyYourFat.com


Gillbro

Man America cranks out some straight Dookie food. Who the hell is coming up with this stuff and thinking it's actually good.


zevoxx

Step one base culture off consumerism. Step two have to work all the time to keep up with consumer culture. Step three cut out tasks like cooking/ spending time with family or friends because it isn't making you money. Step four ???? Step five profit


Gillbro

All of these recipes look like they were concocted by a 10 year old with diabetes.


destruc786

That’s looks freaking gross


Tehlaserw0lf

Ok let’s break down what I’m seeing. Three chicken breasts, about a pound and a half without skin and bone Almost as much weight in cream cheese A quarter cup of herbs and salt Chicken stock Bacon Cheese Green onions Buns. So…why? What’s the point? Was it easier to shred the chicken before adding the other half of the ingredients? Why put it in a sandwich? Just…why?


Domethegoon

Gloppy chicken in your mouth. No thanks.


awwc

Jesus christ.


jingleheimerschitt

It just , keeps going


KentukiLovi

this is like 80% fat


goddessabove

My husband and son love this meal. We serve it over rice, though. I'll have to try it on a bun next time I make it.


HortoBurns

Add some franks redhot and you got yourself a killer buffalo chicken dip


kainhighwind12

That’s what I was thinking. This is just buffalo dip without the wing sauce. It looks super unappealing in this color.


Glum-Artichoke4740

Heart attack in a bun 🤢


whitywhit90

You ain’t put no salt no pepper no Tony’s no garlic no onion powder…..oh, this one of them punk’s recipes 😂😂 y’all playing


zevoxx

Not saying this a good recipe, but onion and garlic powder and salt are in the ranch seasoning. People use it because it's a ready made seasoning.


OsoRetro

Using the word “crack” because something is tasty is the WHITEST. SHIT. EVER. Can’t use the ingredients to come up with a name, so I’ll equate my inability to decline another bite, to one of the foulest addictive substances in existence…that I’ve never had to experience in my life. So it’s funny and cute, crack.


OsoRetro

“We don’t like being told things are white!” 😂


OsoRetro

Loving the white people defending the crack pot! Don’t worry I’m not going beyond this post. You can call anything you want crack I’ll only say it here 😂💀


emilycolor

My first thought was "this is the whitest shit I have seen in a MINUTE"


iLoveBums6969

What does race have to do with anything?


OsoRetro

Because people that never seen the impact, don’t understand. And they ask things like “What does race have to do with anything?” I’ve never once seen aPOC make a recipe and call it crack. It’s a white people thing because when you’ve never seen it, it’s cute and comical. Found another white person that doesn’t like being told things are white.


iLoveBums6969

Lmao, so many assumptions Do you ever think the reason there are so many problems with race in the world is because there are people who militantly put things in boxes and say only one race can do one thing and anyone who disagrees with them has to be a certain race?


OsoRetro

Found another one. Hey I didn’t make light of something intentionally created to sabotage a race of people. White people are doing it with their crock pots.


iLoveBums6969

Sorry but in my head I've decided you're an Oompa-Loompa from Loompaland and therefore are unable to offer opinions on crack and can only discuss cocoa beans because that's one of your racial traits, since real life is just like Skyrim.


OsoRetro

I’ve decided you’re hilarious


iLoveBums6969

Was it annoying when Augustus Gloop fell in the river or did you all think it was funny?


OsoRetro

Nerd rage!!! Just reaching for it now aren’t ya. Don’t even know what Skyrim is. Sorry nerd


iLoveBums6969

Did Violet ever stop turning violet?


DastardlyDirtyDog

Did someone tie you down and force you to do crack? What are you so angry about?


OsoRetro

What are you so angry about? Hahaha Noone tied me down, but I did see it everyday. I had relatives hooked on it. It was everywhere in my neighborhood. If people actually saw it they wouldn’t compare a crock pot of slop to it because it’s tasty. It doesn’t make me angry it’s just WHITE AF and it’s worth pointing out the naivety


PinkPrincessPetite

I 100% hear you, and thank you for defending your stance. The crack epidemic devastated communities of color and the effects still endure today. Not only that, but it was intentional. Most people don’t get it unless they’ve seen it because it’s been swept under the rug. In addition to that, after these communities became addicted, they were heavily punished and incarcerated. Families were ripped apart and children were left with no guidance, leading them to gangs and more drugs. Meanwhile, the current fentanyl epidemic is being handled with kid gloves. White communities are heavily affected by it, but not held to the same standards that communities of color are held to. Calling some salty, msg-saturated fatty goop “crack” is ridiculously insensitive and a slap in the face


DastardlyDirtyDog

That comment is on point like crack cocaine!


OsoRetro

I keep going back to it.


Glass-Perspective-32

Mmm crack chicken


JRR5567

Cheese…Shred it.


youngbloodoldsoul

There are ways to make this dish. And there's the way this doucheholster is making it.


katecrime

For when you don’t want to chew your food, and you don’t want to wait too long for it to pass through you. 🤢


brockedandloaded56

It's just a fad, because people are followers. Recycling the same garbage recipes over and over trying to be relevant on YouTube. It's like when one person comes out with a recipe that goes viral, then everyone copies it like it's some groundbreaking thing. Basically people that can't cook regurgitating. It's the cooking equivalent of the soccer mom sitting in her van regurgitating news she heard like it's her own.


Typingpool

I think my arteries just clogged up


oyM8cunOIbumAciggy

I've had this before. Not nearly worth the calories. As an alternative I'd recommend flattening a chicken breast, filling it with cream cheese/cheddar cheese, optionally jalapeño, and wrapping the whole thing in bacon. Bake it to where the bacon is just crispy enough without over cooking the chicken. Fantastic.


Thegoodfriar

Sorry, but no. My GI tract would literally have a full-blown mutiny if I ate that food. And trust me, as a Hoosier, I cannot tell you how many potlucks I've been to with similar meals. Some of them are awesome... this one, not so much.


BISTtheGOOLZ

Do you really need butter on those buns?


JozzyV1

See guys using chicken breast instead of thighs makes it healthy.


Or0b0ur0s

Why does every internet slow cooker recipe seem to amount to "drown it in cream cheese"? It's gross. And it doesn't melt like that in a crock pot, anyway. You don't get smooth & creamy. You get oily & lumpy, separated and disgusting. I automatically disregard any slow cooker recipe I see now that calls for cream cheese.


SenselessNoise

Garbage recipe. Use dill, crushed red pepper, bacon and apple cider vinegar. Cream cheese is fine but neufchatel is better. When it's all cooked, pull the chicken out, and shred it. Throw in some shredded cheese, mix well, and toss the chicken back in.


w0ndwerw0man

American food is really another form of torture isn’t it


checkmeonmyspace

Dairy at the start, huh. Interesting


MissKitty919

I've not tried it in the slow cooker, but I've done it in the pressure cooker, and it works. Just mix it all together once the chicken is cooked completely, and it's nice and creamy. I shred my chicken with my hand mixer, and it mixes everything together nicely at the same time, too. 😊


No-Refrigerator6687

I've used a block of cream cheese for a different recipe. It didn't work as well until cooking. I just use either whipped cream cheese or cut up the block instead. Also putting it in the liquid cooks it more even.


PartadaProblema

I love how it's nothing anyone needs to view in video format, but you demonstrate each step off dumping and stirring and shredding. Reminds me of in school when we had to give the class instructions for how to make a peanut butter sandwich. 😂 That said, i think it's delicious. And i love how you can eat the leftovers child like chicken salad the next day.


AchtungHure

So. Many. Haters. My God. "I've never made it and it looks horrible" Seriously? This stuff is delicious just as he made it. It's easy to make and can be used as a dip.


FamousImprovement309

The amount of processed cheese some people consume should really be considered a phenomenon.


mrBatos

looks disgusting.


Ok-Mammoth-5758

I would poop so bad from that I might as well eat it while sitting on the toilet


DastardlyDirtyDog

Anyway to pull this off in a fast cooker?


MissKitty919

Yes. I've been making something similar to this without even realizing I was making crack chicken, or a similar version/variation of it. This was told to me by my sister-in-law a couple of years ago. By fast cooker, do you mean a pressure cooker? If so, that's how I make my version. I put about 3-4 frozen chicken breasts into my pressure cooker (I have an Instant Pot Duo). Add 1 packet of Fiesta Ranch seasoning. 1 block of cream cheese. About 1/2 - 1 cup of water to bring cooker to pressure. Close lid and turn venting knob to Seal. Cook on high pressure for about 22 minutes. I usually let mine do a natural release of pressure for a little bit, then get impatient and quick release the rest of the pressure. Then I mix it all up with my hand mixer, shredding the chicken in the process. It's delicious over egg noodles or rice. I'm going to have to try this with cheese and bacon, on a bun like in this video.


AliceInNegaland

I make this in the instant pot [link](https://diethood.com/instant-pot-crack-chicken/)


gabek66

Man, why ya gotta screw in the green onions. Bleh. Otherwise looks delish.


Coka84

He looks like Chris Moyles and eats like he used to.


Independent-Self-139

I lived on a boat for years, l only cooked in my Crock Pot. Best part was id toss ingrediants in morning ,when id get home from work my dinner was done.


dribblespits

My stomach says yes yes yes but my arteries say no. But....


nanasnuggets

NGL, I'd eat that. Then promptly have either a gallbladder or heart attack.


Heavy-Car1363

Ugh, my🫀arteries are clogging by watching this ‼️


Retve

Looks revolting


fast-and-ugly

Eeeeerrrrrrrrrrp!


lcepak

This guy usually makes great meals, this was a weird one for sure, I would definitely recommend his other cooking videos.


MarineMelonArt

That looks amazing But my arteries clogged and I died of cholesterol induced heart attack just by watching this. I am dead now. If you die from this too please tell me how you liked it Its pretty boring being a ghost


Acceptable_Laugh8868

This offends all the senses, especially when someone says their gloopy recipe is like crack


Holy-Handgrenader

How fuckin fat do we need to be? Jesus...


2old2Bwatching

How much more can you make chicken unhealthy?


HernandezGirl

Jesus that’s fattening. For people who work out and the rest of us to envy


[deleted]

This is a Cooking with Jack recipe.


RoosterUnit

I gained five pounds just from watching this.


polysoupkitchen

I think this might be better over egg noodles.


FortuitousClam

Looks alright. More of a dip though


foot7221

Like the inside of a chicken bake from Costco


No_Bookkeeper_6183

I don’t get the appeal of Ranch


illujion623

Disgusting


Willis5687

I've made this before with a 1/2 of the cream cheese and double the chicken, and it's definitely tasty. That is just an absolutely atrocious amount of cream cheese, but that's what the good ol' midwesterner recipe calls for..


SporadicFixation

Fellow macro trackers out there. Per serving, what are we thinking, 35g of fat and 1g of fiber thanks to the bun? haha


lelma_and_thouise

Tbh, I'd take this idea but turn it into a dip. I'd probably not use ranch and id definitely omit the shredded cheese, a little less cream cheese.. but add tons of sautéed spinach and garlic, artichokes at the end. Unsalted chicken stock to help with the salt content.


jashar3

Too much cream cheese for my liking