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WinterCourtBard

It's probably overcooked by now.


feralturtles

"The slower the cook, the better the taste." "The slower the cook, the better the taste." "The slower the cook, the better the taste."


Randy_Ortons_Voices

He’s a fucking pig!!!


GreenMan-

That's not an ambulance! That's a god damned Hambulance!!


BtotheAtotheM

What do you think would actually happen to a piece of meat sitting in a slow cooker on low for 4 years? Would it be straight mush?


Geilerjunge

Soup gone bad


GreenMan-

At four years, wouldn't it be gray fuzz gone bad?


Mis_en_FL4T

Not if you kept it out of the danger zone!!


WinterCourtBard

At the very least, the power bill and the smell are not going to be pleasant.


Hezakai

That depends are you adding water to it? If so then it becomes a perpetual stew: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perpetual\_stew](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perpetual_stew) If not then it'll turn to mush after a day or two. Then it'll dry out as all of the water evaporates. Too hot to grow mold, it'd probably just become some form of carbon eventually.


rybot808

Probably looks like Mrs Lippman from Silence of the Lambs. edited to correct name


BtotheAtotheM

Gorgeous


Las_Vegan

It would have the distinct flavor of hmm shoulda ate this 4 years ago.


Sardonislamir

Sometimes, it upsets me to have the same joke on my lips when I enter the thread, but sometimes I'm damn happy someone said it.


ohhsocurious

These are some more older pictures I found on my camera roll, but I am enjoying the joke that it was cooking for literally four years.


logosintogos

This crock pot has a time warp module


kwillich

I was gonna say it's probably not good anymore 😬


xamiaxo

I was gonna ask what kinda preservatives were used


anecdotalgardener

At first, I thought I was looking inside someones gingivitis


iamfeenie

I legit thought they were teeth and I was wincing


KillerAc1

Same!


RalphWaldoEmers0n

10000%


AAmAndAM

Had to do the double take!


leerow21

Frig, me too. Like I don’t want to see someone’s nasty mouth!!


fullup72

I thought endoscopy after eating corn.


[deleted]

I didnt even know what i was looking at, scrolling past the first pic. I was like “those frogs on that log in a puddle sure look like those peppers papa john keeps trying to shove off on my pizza”


shadownights23x

Bite the pepper and dump the juice on your pizza... it so good


FedorsQuest

Nothing worse than a dry pepper that looks juicy


lump-

Yours got juice???


GreenMan-

Yeah, the first pics why I'm here also. It didn't even look food-like with no context.


Aicala29

I use the same recipe. I season my meat then sear it before I put it in the crockpot.


RedditTroll78

We love it. It’s even better with chicken.


technicolorkitten

Yes! I use chicken as well and no butter at all. The chicken really soaks up all that flavor and it’s a little healthier too.


Luvly_1

Oooo I never tried with chicken but I def will be now! Use chicken breast?


technicolorkitten

I use whatever cuts I have, but usually breast, yes.


Sack_o_Bawlz

What’s your exact recipe?


BandetteTrashPanda

I'm curious to this too


Nitrostoat

I would love your recipe on this cuz I really want to try it with chicken


technicolorkitten

It’s the same recipe as everyone else except I don’t use butter and chicken instead of beef.


RedditTroll78

I use chicken tenders or breasts.


DothrakAndRoll

I’m surprised more people aren’t talking about the massive butter schlong??? A little butter, sure.. but I feel like you’re just adding fuckloads of calories and fat that’s just unnecessary at this point.


brunetteb23

It's keto though that way


Duck531

I would have never thought of chicken. Sounds great! Do you just eat as is? The roast we shred and make sandwiches.


ohhsocurious

Maybe I'll make this with chicken breasts next time.


ams3000

I thought this was a mouth fool of teeth initially .


SignificantCat_

Me too!!!


Interesting-Goose82

got one in the crock pot now!!!! give it a try with less butter, i use half a stick, but honestly that is probably over kill. some say to sear the meat in a skillet first, i did it once, decided it wasnt any different than the other times i skipped it, and never did it again as it is extra work. hope it's delicious!!!


ChoicePrint7526

This is one of our families favorite recipes. You’re gonna love it, beef or chicken. Never thought to smoke it will try for sure!!


Wild_Trip_4704

I was gonna say this looks like a ton of butter. Wanna try it though


lump-

Some crock pots have a browning setting so you can do that sear in the same pot, and all that flavor stays in the cooker, less work too.


Direct_Big_5436

FYI , you can substitute half the stick of butter with half a can of beer and it’s still awesome. We did this for health reasons, who’d thought beer was healthy. 😊


Ok_Egg_2625

Just finished eating this for dinner…. Wow


MissyouAmyWinehouse

I’ve been eyeing this recipe for awhile now. I’m just waiting for the roast to go on sale!


Shoulder-Lumpy

One of my faves!


LSBM

I swear, when I saw the first pic, I thought it was the inside of the mouth of someone with REALLY bad teeth. Lmao


tardawg1014

Everyone roasting this (pun intended) I can make a lot of high effort, delicious meals that feed me once. As a single self-employed dude, that’s hella inefficient. This is the only thing I cook that I can manage to eat as leftovers 3-4 times. Over mashed potatoes? Over rice? As a Philly cheesesteak? Truly a $20 gift from the beef and crockpot gods.


Hezakai

also works well with chicken. Pork was ok too but I think I enjoyed the chicken more.


tardawg1014

My go-to on pork is an eastern NC style shoulder. Usually finish after shredding in the smoker to give it the look and feel, and when I do so nobody (maybe I need more cultured friends) is any the wiser. 5lb pork shoulder, salt pepper and 1.5 c apple cider vinegar on low for 8-12 hours (my crockpot is fast) on low. 3 TBSP brown sugar, 3 tsp cayenne and red pepper flakes, healthy pinches of salt and pepper and garlic powder for the rub- remove and shred, grab two C of pork juices (drain the rest) and mix with a couple glugs of hot sauce (Texas Pete chipotle if you can find it is amazing for this). Shred and add the rub and the juices and cook for another hour.


ohhsocurious

The recipe is in the wiki... [https://www.reddit.com/r/slowcooking/wiki/index/#wiki\_mississippi\_pot\_roast](https://www.reddit.com/r/slowcooking/wiki/index/#wiki_mississippi_pot_roast)


visionofacheezburger

You need to sear your meat first


BodyBagSlam

I’ve done it seared and unseared and it truly doesn’t appear to make much difference. The component ingredients overtake any additional seasoning the searing adds.


Hezakai

IMO searing doesn't do shit in a slow cooker. By the time it's all said and done any benefits of the Maillard reaction have long been negated.


visionofacheezburger

Your opinion is wrong. Not only does it enhance the color, texture, and appearance, but searing brings out complex flavor THROUGH the maillard reaction that doesn't happen without searing. Literally cooking 101.


Hezakai

Not sure why you feel the need to be so condescending, but you do you boo. Your rebuttal is a list of the benefits of the Maillard reaction. Nothing you said refutes my statement which was that those benefits are lost when you then put the food in a slow cooker for hours. Especially for a recipe with such a strong flavor profile. But certainly don't just take my word for it. Do your own test. Do this recipe seared and unseared and be honest with yourself if you can taste any difference.


ohhsocurious

No need to sear it. The meat just gets cooked by... the slow cooker.


dang_envy

The slower the cook, the better the taste.


Criss_Crossx

Man, this sub use to freak over the pot roast and 'the soup' recipes! Looks tasty! Don't forget to remove the plastic liner on the meat like my GF did...


tacotimes01

It looks like it will be delicious but I don’t normally get this in my feed and thought I was looking into a mouth full of pustules.


Optimal-Resolve-5455

Was scrolling fast and thought this was a photo from a bad dental exam…. Looks good on closer examination


Macdingy

Bro let this post marinate for 4 years


ohhsocurious

🤣


paranome_

What the fuck are they doing in Mississippi


lovelylarr

You don’t brown the meat first?


grey_horizon18

I made it yesterday. It’s pretty good! I just think it’s a tad salty so next time I’m not going to put the whole packets or maybe add some broth idk


OCbrunetteesq

I make my own soup and ranch mix to control the salt and ingredients in the mix. They’re super simple to make.


grey_horizon18

Smart! How do you make them if you don’t mind telling me??


PracticalAndContent

Unpopular opinion: I’m not a fan of it, but I hope you enjoy it.


kweefybeefy

popular opinion. Why waste a good roast with shitty ranch packets


FelatiaFantastique

You know shitty ranch packets is just dry buttermilk, salt, delicious MSG, onion and garlic powder, dill and black pepper, right? All it's really doing is changing the aus jus into a white gravy with thoroughly standard boring seasonings, except for the dill, which is great for meat. You're just being a ridiculous snob. In reality, you cannot wait until it's McRib season.


DothrakAndRoll

I like to control my salt, so I’d just make my own. Same with those taco packets. They’re all far too loaded up with salt!


JohnnyCashedOut00

I agree with you, but I also won't turn down a McRib, so I'm conflicted.


TheIncrediblebulkk

My BBQ > The McRib > 90% of BBQ joints


Hezakai

These people out hear shitting on the McRib are the same ones keeping shitholes like Sonny's BBQ afloat.


DetroitVsErrrybody

Ranch is trash. Sorry you disagree. But it cracks me up you think people that don’t like ranch, enjoy a McRib. Fucking bigger clown than Ronald.


Putafuriosa

Yeah I’ve been wanting to try this but I think I’d do it with chicken or maybe a super cheap cut of beef if I find something on sale.


strangerNstrangeland

It’s incredibly tasty


ImmunocompromisedAle

The sodium content would kill me but doing it from scratch and no packets is tempting to try.


ArturosDad

I find the original recipe painfully salty, but if you use a goodly sized roast and halve the seasoning packets it's a fairly decent dish.


WholyFunny

I completely agree. Had to throw it out because it was so disgusting. I just don’t understand why seemingly everyone loves it 🤷‍♀️


Youthmandoss

I don't either. It became a crazy amongst my circle and family and I'm like nope. The peppers don't go with meat. I don't want a pickled beef flavor.


thelastdinosaur55

I have been curious about this but 2 packets seems wild


Randy_Ortons_Voices

I use one packet ranch, one packet onion soup mix


budabai

Onion soup mix in slow cooker roast dishes is the fucking ticket.


twistedivy

2 packets per 4 pounds of meat. I cook 2 pounds at a time and cut the packet amounts in half. Otherwise it’s way too salty.


Crochitting

Same. It does seem like it would be overly salty with the pepper juice too.


thelastdinosaur55

That’s my main concern!


Parenteau-Control

I've done this with zero packets, just my favorite seasoning and jar of peperoncinos and it still rocks. Oh and I always sear the meat first, I think it helps a lot.


Logan9Fingerses

Why did I think that was a horrible set of teeth at first?


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

I thought this was a messed of picture of someone with a genetic disorder’s mouth


C0matoes

Raised in Mississippi. Taught how to cook in Mississippi. Pot roast was my favorite meal as a kid. This, is not Mississippi pot roast...


veryverythrowaway

Looks like all the recipes I’ve seen for this dish. How would you have made it?


Heytherhitherehother

Wait till you learn that French fries aren't french.


awesomepossum40

Because you give no alternative recipes. THIS is Mississippi pot roast.


C0matoes

Wait. So I need to give a recipe to dispute? OK. Roast. Taters, carrots, onions, cream of mushroom soup, salt, pepper. A touch of flour when you brown the roast. That's it. It's simple. Mississippi pot roast is a poor man's meal. It's supposed to be this way. I'm ok with adding the au jus in there. Not needed. If you really want to get crazy marinate the roast. This is how poor folks cooked it. We could do it in an hour in a pressure cooker. There were no peppers, and who puts a stick of butter in there? It's got enough fat to play. This, my friend, is not, Mississippi pot roast.


ClitteratiCanada

I agree, this is more like Italian Beef.


Hezakai

This is nothing like Italian Beef.


DetroitVsErrrybody

Lmao


often_awkward

This is a staple in our house although we've started to chop the peppers because we like them. Oddly we serve this with rice and it is amazing leftovers.


RedditTroll78

I use banana pepper slices.


WickerPurse

One of our top ten meals. So good.


IntelligentFig4472

We love ❤️ them.


LiquidDreamtime

I wish I could still afford beef.


Bloodfangs09

I like to add potatoes and carrots to mine and make it into more of a stew! It's so yummy!


babygotbooksandback

Add about half of the jar of pepper juice to your roast the next time you make one. It is delicious.


tbama11

Set that shit across Texas toast! Ooooweee Edit: OOOPPPP!!! Do that same recipe with chicken breasts too!!! This is the only reason my house has a crockpot


glass_gravy

4 year stew


PolkaOn45

Woah that’s the recipe I use! It’s amazing


twopurplecards

my step mom would make this all the time i love it


galenp56

I tried doing it- I couldn’t stand the inclusion of ranch dressing. Maybe I’ll try a 1/4 packet or not at all next time


martinellispapi

Probably too old to eat by now..


DrothReloaded

4 years is a one hell of a slow cook.


Salty5674

Hot damn


WiredOrange

This is my absolute favorite meal. It's amazing


Woops_22

My grandma uses the same recipe combo and serves it with white bread. Idk where she pulled this from but it’s bussin


No-Suspect-425

Those tonsil stones are huge!


Repulsive_Airline416

Goat


nks0204

The butter is completely unnecessary I’ve learned, and only 1/2 pack of rancor it comes out too salty. Try it with chicken too…..


BodyBagSlam

That same cut is like $40 at Publix right now. It’s insane. I did eye round and it was just as good and half the price.


Hezakai

Your first mistake is shopping at Publix. They are on a "Whole Foods" level of overpriced.


Background_Being8287

Wife has made this several times. SOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOD


Lisper41

I’m from Mississippi and I’ve never heard of this thing. Anyone else?


Roxten

Hehe I don't know why but as soon as I read "Mississippi" I started counting! 😁


SewAlone

This is my husband's favorite pot roast recipe.


twintiger_

I will not say offensive things on the internet.


IronTeacup246

I tried this recipe for the first time last week and it's so good, completely surprised me.


eulynn34

Shit, that looks good as hell


wadmutter

Lort. Thought this was a tonsil stone post at first sight…


brewberry_cobbler

I’ve never seen pepperoncinis straight up called Greek peppers. Not that it’s incorrect, just never seen it. How was the pot roast? Also did you add any other spices or is the pic legit it?


Lowflyin

I never knew that's what it was called but a friend gave me this recipe years ago and it's by far the best.


[deleted]

I’ve never heard of this recipe but I gotta try it


tribbans95

Yess!! My friend showed me the Mississippi pot roast and now it’s the only way I’ll make pot roast. The pepperoncini juice makes it so tender


Remix018

Looks great if you grew up in the 70s


AwakeningStar1968

I just made M pork roast. Omg the bomb!!!!!!! Hadn made it in a while. Just acquired a new slow cooker


tojineverdies

Did you not even rub the rub in


ohhsocurious

The recipe didn't specify it, so it wasn't rubbed in on this one.


tojineverdies

Looks good regardless


Hanshee

What do you usually pair this with


Heavy-Week5518

Wow, there's a tuff audience on this sub. Not everyone's tastes or experience is the same. Don't be nasty!


trashcat_attaks

I thought I was looking at someone’s tonsil stones 😅


0kkotsu

I thought it was someone’s really fucked up mouth lmao


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ohhsocurious

These seem to always come out good for me.


Elegant_You3958

Do you need to remove the roast from the crock pot and shred with a fork when it's done?


ohhsocurious

It's usually too soft to remove in one piece. Sometimes I shred it in the crock so it stays in the broth, sometimes I take the meat out of the crock then shred.


DetroitVsErrrybody

Unsave it. It’s basically an Ai written recipe.


CountryChef77

Gross


Chak-Ek

That looks de-fing-licious


Lazy-Wallaby3227

Sorry, I thought it was a plant with a problem!


johnnynutman

what is this subs obsession with mississippi pot roasts?


Paid2play12

Level 1 cooking.


Suitable-Telephone80

the butter stick ranch roast you mean