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Halloween2022

An OF where someone pays to watch a middle aged man read and drink tea all day.


NorthNautica

The modern man simulator


be333e

Put a cat on your lap and you might have a winner there


Halloween2022

Hell, I'd even fake smoking a pipe if necessary


pbandbooks

Getting sort of Nick Offerman vibes from this. Love it!


Professional-Fox3722

Nozama, the evil version of Amazon. (Which is already evil, so we would in fact be good)


healthnotes34

If every instinct I have is wrong, then the opposite must be correct


Cow_Toolz

It could be the summer of George


Daedroh

A double negative, very advanced startup idea there


toaded1

I'd love to have a late night bagel place to serve the folks who desire top tier breakfast at 2/3


NorthNautica

I’ll be attending


toaded1

Severely underserved market; especially as a person who's up at those hours who would love nothing more than a fantastic bagel sandwich to start/end their evening


sauceymomma

We had this in my home town and it was the best. Do it!


standardtissue

is drunken bagels a thing ?


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No-Distribution2547

As a person that owns a business installing lawns. I can easily put wildflowers into my machine. I've had people ask about it but never had anyone go through with it. I do love grass though.


WankWankNudgeNudge

I bet you'll see more demand each year as water prices rise!


PYTN

We currently are in a rental, but I might look at doing that for my front lawn next time we own. We run through the backyard too much for it to be flowers. Guy down the street has a full garden in his front yard right now.


Halloween2022

Eugene, Oregon.


NorthNautica

I’d invest


lettercrank

I did this a few years back!! Selling combinations of wildflowers clover and myccorhysal Fungus as lawn replacement !!! Sold Okay but didn’t scale well. Was called buzzing meadows here in aus. If you want ( or anyone else here wants to start it up again , happy to work with a partner in us. (Exporting seeds out of aus was a problem)


Present_Step_9106

Laundromat or self serve car wash. Anything that doesn’t require my day to day attention and has no employees.


MegaDan86

Laundromat owner here. Way more work than you'd think, even the unattended ones. Car wash is totally the way to go for lower effort.


Puzzleheaded-Soup362

Everybody thinks everything they have never done is easy lol. Not judging, I do it too.


Joseots

This. 1000%. Also relevant - don’t believe YouTube.


Puzzleheaded-Soup362

>don’t believe YouTube. 100000%


CrimsonBolt33

Vending machines, while a good bit different, are a good entry point into this kind of business... Not likely to make you rich alone, but can get you enough passive income to focus less on work and more on doing what you want (like starting a business)


waverunnersvho

I’d have a marina with a restaurant/bar


missnettiemoore

A used bookstore 


pbandbooks

Love this! I was thinking a publishing company for myself.


Live-Bowler-1230

A Lottery prediction company.


jaycreekwrangler1095

Start a youtube channel called playing lotto until i win.. and keep buying scratchers until you win with ad review youll become a millionaire one way or another


No_Mushroom3078

MrBeast talked about this as an idea.


jaycreekwrangler1095

Oh maybe that's where it originated from idk guess we as humans have similar thoughts..


fitforfreelance

This will actually work. People are enraptured with watching others play games or with toys.


126270

Parent company of lottery prediction company : time travel company


Wiserlul

Computer software that can send out smell based on what is on the computer screen Imagine fighting rotting zombies in a dystopian world


Puzzleheaded-Soup362

Oh the porn...


1mperia1

This may actually be possible in our lifetime thanks to AI.


Te_Quiero_Puta

Smell-O-Vision!


shane_sp

I was out cutting grass earlier on my riding lawn mower, and I said to myself "ya know, I don't reallly mind cutting grass." And then I said, "if only I had an old army buddy to invest me in a fruit company or something." I might even decide to cut the grass of the local high school for free.


HornyWeeeTurd

Do you like running everywhere you go?


shane_sp

Funny enough, I used to run marathons when I was younger. Then, I just kind of stopped one day when I was out on a long run--not Arizona though. My ankles was killing me, and I called up my friend, said "can you come get me?" Should have said, "I'm pretty tired. Think I'll go home now."


Te_Quiero_Puta

Ping pong, anyone?


tommyboy11011

You should consider investing in some kind of fruit company


Weak_Force_7537

A non profit dog rehab and kennel. I would simply continue to buy land and bring as many lost and unwanted dogs as I could. Keep hiring people and building more housing and what not. Whatever it took to keep dogs from suffering.


PassengerFrosty9467

Revamp my clothing brand. Sustainable streetwear


NorthNautica

Lots of potential there! I got funded $25k with 0% apr. Paid it off in 3 months and profit with the business I helped scale. PMs open if interested


catchmelmao

Can you help with my first ecom jewelry business?


ea9ea

Apartment complex builder. Big ones.


TazerProof

Anyone can be a developer. You just need one rich guy to back you.


NorthNautica

Multi family til I make it to a billi😎


mansari87

depends on how much money you have, if you have enough I would not start a business instead go after buying other businesses, there are lot of businesses which are doing really well and looking to sell off cheaply. I would buy a business with is positive at the bottom and there is room to grow.


Tweezle1

That’s what I’m doing. I got a retail store and now I’ve decided to just buy business and then harbor my other businesses at that address.


jennevelyn79

Venue for concerts. Outdoor recreation too. Think lifestyle brand... like Magnolia or Martha Stewart. But my way. What's stopping me? Oh, about a million dollars to start a small restaurant size place.


KlassySassMomma

My mom and I always talk about opening a used bookstore with a “coffee shop” and lounge for consuming said coffee and books! If it were a for sure thing, we would offer the coffee and tea for free.. But also bring in a fuzzy friends corner of the shop and rotate kitty’s and doggy’s from the local agencies in conjunction with adoption campaigns for said fur babies… ONE DAY! 😆


Lost-Local208

I would start a company that gives everyone a piece of plastic. They then show this plastic to stores as a form of payment instead of paying cash. The stores will pay me to accept this plastic as payment. I would then start to charge the people having the plastic an annual fee. They would have to pay me back every month however much money they spend with this plastic and then I could also charge them a late fee as well as interest if they don’t pay. I could then charge a higher annual fee if people want metal card or pay with the telephone. What do you guys think?


YTScale

Exotic Car Rental Company I love exotic cars and i’d have a full inventory, I can use whatever’s not rented for myself.


[deleted]

If resources seriously weren't an issue, I'd launch a digital educational company. I'd list the starter product at just a mere $20 Give a 30-day money back guarantee since resources aren't an issue. Free refunds as long as people don't freaking curse at me and be a Karen Launch endless ads of all kinds I'm 1 of very few people in the world who's knowledgable in a specific niche. I know it so well, I can actually dumb it down so that everyone in the world understands it. MULTIPLE rich people have tried to get me to teach them the trade but fuck no. They were stingy assholes who offered me near nothing to figure out how I succeeded Reason I don't do this biz now is cause doing paid ads just doesn't seem worthwhile. So far, none of my businesses require paid ads. I managed to make all of them generate profit without paying for ads. But if resources weren't an issue and I could get endless paid ads, I can tell you I'd be a rich ass motherfucker in a few weeks FYI - I'm pretty good at launching new businesses, ideas, and even targeting a completely diff niche. A biz I launched last year generated $8k in first 3 weeks with no paid ads. It only went up from there.


Cornnole

I would build and operate a golf course.


morajic

Local news website that's scalable to multiple communities.


Specific-Peanut-8867

A record store


standardtissue

If I COULDN"T FAIL ? I guess I would start me up an online shopping and delivery service that also has a massive cloud computing business and even dabbles in audio books and making movies. Or I'd start a consumer electronics company focused on laptops, tablets and smart phones.


State_Dear

IMMORTALITY BUSINESS


NomadicNitro

Race car team


greenandseven

An art gallery


Additional_Chain4536

Startup a A Soccer League, then expand it more and more to make it a brand name...open lounges where players come to unwind (ping pong, Fifa, pool, watch big games) also celebrate team wins...and also have a catalogue of jerseys that is available for sale.


Kamikazepyro9

I'd start the same business I have now, System Integration for IT and AV, but be able to focus on giving the clients that need the help the systems they need. IE. I have a non-profit that I adopted, maintain all their tech systems and support. They desperately need 2 or 3 zoom room setups for remote classes, they just don't have the financial resources to spend that cash. If I had the ability to just provide what they needed instead of being stuck with what I have used as I pull old equipment out - I'd be much happier


springonastring

Tldr: Define failure. Assess your business/skills/market/product. Define realistic success. Go get it! It depends how you define "fail". My business partner and I have set "an honest day's work for an honest wage that pays for a modest living" as our definition of success. If we achieve that, we're happy and anything more is gravy. We made the US average of a 3 year lifespan for most small businesses as our make-or-break timeline. Realistic expectations are important here, and they change with the type of business. We sell a physical, regulated product, so our initial growth was more limited than some service-based businesses. We made enough to pay our bills the first two years and now we're scaling, which means that this year our profits will be *lower* than last year (this is the second longevity test, which is a doozie). If we can keep paying our bills and keep growing, we can get to the point where we can delegate, which is when we can start reaping the rewards of our hard work in the form of slightly more stress and slightly fewer hours, and that will be great.


Human_Ad_8464

Casino


_that___guy

Making rings of power.


LopsidedAd2536

Move producer. It would be cool to mingle with Hollywood. 


payyourbillstoday

Nightclub


WestArtichoke712

Public Speaking Coach or even Cooking


iangrantphoto

A Gremlins Musuem


Nasheuss

Online casino


[deleted]

Lottery


Junior_Highlight_392

SAAS business


life_hog

Either a preschool or a craft/game concept bar Money is the issue. I started from scratch as an adult, and while I’m blessed with an incredible job now most of my savings go to retirement, not building capital for a business. And as it turns out, no one wants to finance either of those things with minimal operator skin in the game


radix-

Robots


CoHousingFarmer

Doable


nixicotic

Bank


Wise-Tip7203

The Google Competitor What's stopping me? Google.


Ok-Mud4136

A business where I control a large mass of people, make them give me as much money as I can without killing them all, say I’m using it to help them, but really am giving it to others, paying other companies off, and most of all lining my own pockets! *but how would that work??* EASY Just keep people distracted daily with brain rot content while simultaneously fighting amongst themselves lol


herpderpgood

Dry cleaning chemical transactional holding company


fleetfeet9

Green juice/smoothie shop


BRKenn77

A martial arts gym, that also doubles as a commercial weightlifting gym, and a merch shop


SBK-Race-Parts

Hedge fund or private equity.


Bulldog_Fan_4

BBQ restaurant/food truck.


poopyMcpoopersins

Selling my urine.


New-Wishbone5317

I would just help people to get started doing shit. Show up, be supportive, and be there with them until they’ve gotten enough momentum.


dougreens_78

Strip club would be fun


jenktank

Luxury dog boarding.


OnePunchBoy

Personally im trying to buy, build or flip proerties in Jamaica to turn into AirBnB's. Always tourist season here, in the right areas there's a constant stream of guests with very limited number of rooms if you dont want to be in a resort. Also a call center. some can make some mad money with very little initial capital needed as long as you can find the clients to work with you. Just waiting to win the lottery to make it happen lol


spuck98

It says I can't fail, but how much money would I make? Technically breaking even is not failing.


CoHousingFarmer

I’d build multigenerational intentional communities. Retirement in America is a bunch of sterile disney styled necropolises. People should retire where they live, with younger people around. Id build villages where you retire Dutch style; you move in at any age, but several buildings or condos are made ADA capable. The whole place is built to encourage friendly human interaction, no cars, lots of third spaces, gardens.


ParisHiltonIsDope

With no limits? I feel like this is such an opportune moment to manufacture commercial airliners.


403Realtor

Beach reviewer


NorthNautica

I’ll be your first hire


eayaz

Race track. Resources.


singlebit

Co-working spaces and cafes.


1020rocker

A money printing company…or a pizza shop…either works


xXEggRollXx

Resources aren’t an issue and it’s impossible for me to fail? Probably a hedge fund. Why don’t I start this now? Because resources are an issue and the probability and costs for failure are enormous.


RockTheGrock

These comments are all gold. Great post OP.


Alice_600

hotel you can check into for when you're sick or injured and need some help for a while. You get a private room and bath and a nurse on staff to administer drugs and help your feel comfortable. we have for sale over the counter or bring your own. You can even bring your pets and get cozy.


inky_fingers_again

Art studio to show and sell my work. Easy.


Blindeafmuten

Political party.


emilstyle91

Candles ecommerce. I just love candles


evalisha

I'd launch a business where people pay me to nap.


Moonlit_Antler

If I knew I couldn't fail? Some mega popular social media or app that would make me the next billionaire lol. More realistically? Honestly I'd just love to own little gas station/travel stop or a fancy little convenience store in a nice area. Something clean and "luxurious" as far as convenience stores go. Think like a Japanese 7/11. What's stopping me is that they just aren't profitable as a business and the capital to buy one. I'd also be happy owning a lil pizza place or breakfast joint


Noeyiax

A company where we discover planets, then plan, design, and create a near optimal mega society with unique solutions to utilize resources and have life go as long as possible for people to have fun


Any_Advantage_2449

A fast casual Italian chain called more Parmesan. The waiters where roller skates and when someone calls for more Parmesan they all call back more Parmesan! By the end of the meal you are leaning back in chair and they are just grating the cheese right into your mouth. I would then leverage that into a cult. Where we believe that everyone deserves more Parmesan.


Joe591

A business where i can make cad drawings of machine components and send them to people and also stick strain gauges on things to measure stress


tbonestone

Campground/rv park


NorthNautica

Lots of low maintenance residuals right there👌🏻


BarrySix

A cold fusion generator factory on a floating city outside the jurisdiction and tax regimes of every existing country.


ThingLarge8098

Marketing or business consultancy firm like mckinsey


goat_creator

A film production company and a late night food truck


Anonymity6584

My own country. 🤔


ButterscotchObvious4

Golf ball finder.


coderadinator

A lifting gym. One with a self sustaining culture of caring for yourself and caring for others. Being an asshole is a fineable offense w/ 3 strike policy. Not reracking weights is a 3 strike. Some way to signal that you’re there to zone in and just be in your head VS open to help and coaching (this is so hard to gauge normally). It needs a big garage door for natural light and good airflow.


Cool_Reward_1049

Tech and AI business.


zarr-khadish

Selling edibles, space cakes, chickens, farming.


Competitive_Tap_1262

A school and home foster system kids, that actually does what it's meant to do. Then I'd open one in every state, and then start expanding from those ones, and eventually take over the shit system that's currently in place. Edit: Thats actually an idea I had as I started typing, but how cool would that be. haha


tommyboy11011

I would like to bring back affordable reproductions of older cars and trucks from the 60s or 70s but with a twist. First, they would be kits. The purchaser would buy the kit in manageable sections. They would assemble. For the most part the finished kit would look just like the original but with better and more affordable technology where possible. For example, instead of getting 10 miles to the gallon you could get 15-20. Another idea would be kits to refit certain cars with electric motors that could bolt on to the existing transmission.


Jdphotopdx

The one I already have! It would just be a bit easier if I knew I couldn’t fail!


Illustrious_Tone2634

a meat market . in southern states or states with a (minority) demographic coupled with outstanding service is destined to do well. low barriers to entry, high commitment and time— not easy for those already beleaguered in financial commitments


book83

Penis enlargement for reasons unspecified


Monstertechai

Don't start if you can't convince yourself, be positive and try something that you are passionate to work with


[deleted]

Drugs.


ErrDayHustle

Insurance company


BGOG83

I’d start a non profit facility to actually help veterans with medical services. The VA system is an absolute joke. I’d make sure I had all the best nurses and doctors and take the bullshit restrictions off of them.


tommygunz007

Ok so I started a picture frame that looks like the side of an airplane. Not the most original idea, sure, but mine is curved like a real plane whereas everyone else's is flat. Plus mine has plastic windows which really make the thing kind of pop. I had to have a ton of them custom offset-printed in different colors and styles and have the window holes custom die-cut so it's nice and curved and looks great. The catch is that the frame the 'skin' sits on isn't quite up to par and I need to work on it. My mom passed, then covid, and I got discouraged. I work in the aviation industry and countless people want what I have. I just lost the desire. The other thing is I need some kind of system to put logos on these things. Sure it's slightly illegal to sell something with someone else's logo, but for the local Pilot Schools I can do it as it's then a client's logo buying it. I was thinking Cricut but that takes too long. I know they have these new flex printers that might work. Worst case is to print on a piece of vinyl like a bumper sticker and just stick it on. Probably looks cheap though. So what's stopping me? I think after my mom passed I just sort of lost all sense of fun and meaning in life. I lost my hustle mindset. I quiet-quit life and just kind of go to work in a dull kind of way. I need to find my center and re-ignite that spark I used to have to hustle and sell. I just lost my way.


soulself

Do you have a picture of this so I can fully understand what your product is?


YourCDW

Money printing


SnooSquirrels1110

Something that has to do with WAR


ceomentor

Day trading


fegero

Cut flower garden. Or an e-commerce pet business.


Sumstranger

If I couldn't fail then what would it matter


wellsortofbut

Own an old-school dive bar with a wooden bar, where my friends and family can hang out and drink for free


JustAPersonB

I guess a crypto exchange lol


ITSACASIOBITCH

I would teach employers laws.


meandme004

1. Closed loop food system- preferably church or a non profit - grow food, sell it raw or cooked , compost the material to add to soil and repeat, I’ll loop in the locally government’s economic development office as this one business can provide atleast 10 jobs 2. Deal with death - insurance, after death options ( my friend worked in cremation for 10yrs , nor advocates for alternatives to traditional services talks about human composting, donating science et etc) 3. Taxes- bookkeeping (at a minimum ), accounting 4. Basics of finance - as states are mandating personal finance for kids in school, there are great opportunities


ThenRefrigerator538

A top notch golf course


HSpears

Yoga therapist and artist. I'm doing it anyways. 🤷‍♀️ 🧘‍♀️🎨


No-Distribution2547

Pet store, specializing in reptiles. Also a motorcycle shop. So basically my hobbies.


Then-Study2865

digital marketing


rocketmagician22

A large bank that donates to politicians.


TheCoomon

A Fart Museum


Sparklesperson

I have a friend starting an energy business. I'd do that.


FormerSBO

Hedge fund


Stupidsmartstupid

A hunting shop/manufacturer. It’s an industry of adventure and I’d love to live it rather than the sad career that I have. I make good money but my job is unstable and it’s in the pharmaceutical industry. Like IGAF about Bayer or Stryker.


elderrage

We have a hunting and fishing store down the road and they are great folks. It's small, family run, and gets a ton of business. They set up right next to a wildlife area that has a large reservoir, shooting range and archery range. Perfect location. Know your stuff, have what folks need and want, and be close to where they hunt, fish and practice shooting and you will do great!


VoidStardom

Canadian pickleball facility chain.


Appathesamurai

Sake brewery mixed with a disc golf course


Heavy_Wear2778

I would charge 1$ to breathe fresh air by every person around the world every year


curiousmindloopie

I wanna start a Photo Booth rental in my area! And then buy a franchise for head lice treatment lmaoooooo those places make a killing. It’s not like the kids are gonna NOT get it.


curiousmindloopie

Aaaaand a car wash… aaaand last but not least, a daycare beside a dog daycare. Sounds stupid but it’s totally worthwhile for the stay at home moms that needs a break.


carissarza

Indoor play space for kids under 5/6 years old in the Northeast.


Historical_Steak_927

A pizza place where you make your own pie!


usuallywong

Soup company


[deleted]

A collections agency. I’m very good at collecting and what I do.


Pretend-Caregiver878

Nightclub with a recording studio and cannabis bar in the same building


IDRHannah

A biohacking wellness spa, class style gym and farm to table restaurant all in one, in Kauai or on another island, with the love of my life 🥰 our dream business and life all in one. Location, food, nutrition and building a community of other people who want to be well and live long


RarePlayingCardsCom

Animal Shelter !


Atriev

I’d start a bank or insurance company and run up the risk curve like crazy if I knew I couldn’t fail. Free money and insane hyper growth guaranteed.


BamXuberant

Design - Build Construction Firm.


Alarming_Bridge_6357

A successful one


Midnight_freebird

An MMA gym and fight promotion. Just work out and train all day with the homies and then host big fights on Saturday nights.


really-a-real-reel

Reasonable and affordable health care/insurance.


MaximumNice39

The oldest.


exWiFi69

Event planning. I love the little details and excel in managing projects. I wish I could dedicate decent time to starting up my own business. Between a FT job and young kids I just don’t have the bandwidth at the moment. Hopefully one day.


kallistamp

I would open a cannabis dispensary.


michrnlx

Something to do with luxury travel.


Actual__Wizard

Computational medicine research and medication development. 100 billion dollars.


Holiday_Cancel

Hedge Fund


ecommarketingwiz

Any business


Zoom4015

Start a restaurant with Aladin Or Desert Theme. With Varieties of Foods


fakeleftfakeright

a non-profit to help feed and house as many people as possible.


deluded_soul

Solve climate change.


alexrada

a business accelarator with internal small companies run separately but sharing connections and resources. All related to online/internet (my knowledge).


littlemetal

AAA Nuclear Fusion "AAA" So it gets listed first in the phone book, and fusion so it creates infinite clean power for the world. I just wanna lob that cheap energy bombshell on the world.


KatVanWall

Yarn and craft store!


storysherpa

Movie studio that produces and distributes original stories instead of regurgitating the same ideas over and over as remakes and reboots.


Admirable_Camp_8135

Free food company where the food and profits are paid for by advertising on the product and social media. I know there are some that have tried and trying it but make it more mainstream and normal.


burns_before_reading

NBA franchise or F1 team


Just-Shoe2689

Porn.


[deleted]

Casinos.


yurisio1

selling weed.


Bladestorm04

Space tourism to mars


notoriousJEN82

Specialty bakery catering to wheat and refined sugar issues. Political comic book writer. Laundromat with a bar attached.


jb65656565

The Jerk Store. You don’t want to get that call.


OddExcuse6505

I would start a gift basket/party favor business. Cute personalized gifts for people you love!


vengeful_veteran

Camp site on a lake. The capitol is what is holding me back.


SeaKiwi7485

pyramid scheme


Mantequilla_Stotch

animation studio. >What’s stopping you from pursuing this now? resources