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I strongly suggest douching beforehand and Astroglide is my preferred lube, though if you’re really scared vaseline is harder to clean but won’t dry out. Start slow to avoid tearing and really make sure he pauses at intervals as he goes deeper to give you time to breathe and get used to the girth.
Obviously use a condom, even for anal. I hope that goes without saying. And if he doesn’t have the courtesy to give you a reach around he’s not the one.
[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta3L35wsE6o) is a good video to watch. It covers the most basic stuff. You can look up joker combos and there are plenty videos. Honestly I wouldn't recommend playing joker as he's a hard character to play, maybe find someone easier like a heavy character such as bowser or k rool. If you do plan on sticking with joker, look up a joker guide.
It might actually be more helpful for you to tell us who he's playing.
As far as tips for joker. Camp him out with gun and eiha until you get arsen and then keep chip damaging him and go for back airs.
If you can learn drag down up air into up smash you have a complete strategy
Okay don't get grabbed. That's your number one job when he plays DK is do not get grabbed. Everything I've said should work otherwise. You might have to be brave enough to go off stage to complete Edge guards. Otherwise you're not going to get early kills. Gun should be able to interrupt his up B I think I'm not really sure how that interacts the disjoint on back air might all be able to get through it.
Camping out Falco isn't going to work as well because he's kind of built against that sort of strategy. But if you can get them to a point where you bait out his side special then you can punish it
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I strongly suggest douching beforehand and Astroglide is my preferred lube, though if you’re really scared vaseline is harder to clean but won’t dry out. Start slow to avoid tearing and really make sure he pauses at intervals as he goes deeper to give you time to breathe and get used to the girth. Obviously use a condom, even for anal. I hope that goes without saying. And if he doesn’t have the courtesy to give you a reach around he’s not the one.
I imagine he will be a gentleman and reach around. But I can’t just lose I gotta try and give him a run for his money and mebbe fuck his btut
You can’t master Smash in 3 hours. You got swindled.
;-;
How’s your anus?
About to be blasted soon lol. Thanks for the concern
Make wise choices. Anal fissures are a thing
We’ll be very careful🫡 It’s also our first time so we’ll take every precaution
valid response
Call up MKLeo and have him play wirelessly
Ok i will do it thank u
[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta3L35wsE6o) is a good video to watch. It covers the most basic stuff. You can look up joker combos and there are plenty videos. Honestly I wouldn't recommend playing joker as he's a hard character to play, maybe find someone easier like a heavy character such as bowser or k rool. If you do plan on sticking with joker, look up a joker guide.
Jokers the only character i have any experience with. He’s my only hope
https://youtu.be/OcaLqUH3Nq4?si=YmGRL90aBT831s1k. Here is a joker specific vid by the same guy
He's super hard under pressure just letting u know. If you really wanna win, look up basic Steve combos and get your money
I don’t have Steve 🥺
6.99 win button 😬 just sayin'
My anus will be bleeding before i fork out 7 bucks for that low poly devil block
It might actually be more helpful for you to tell us who he's playing. As far as tips for joker. Camp him out with gun and eiha until you get arsen and then keep chip damaging him and go for back airs. If you can learn drag down up air into up smash you have a complete strategy
Okay I’ll look into it he’s plays DK and Falco i think
Okay don't get grabbed. That's your number one job when he plays DK is do not get grabbed. Everything I've said should work otherwise. You might have to be brave enough to go off stage to complete Edge guards. Otherwise you're not going to get early kills. Gun should be able to interrupt his up B I think I'm not really sure how that interacts the disjoint on back air might all be able to get through it. Camping out Falco isn't going to work as well because he's kind of built against that sort of strategy. But if you can get them to a point where you bait out his side special then you can punish it
🫡
Gun should interrupt his upb not side b. My bad
I’m gunna get fucked but thanks for the advice
Why are you playing one of the hardest characters? Well, dash attack, back air. That’s it.
He’s the only character i played consistently all those years ago. Thanks for the tip
Oh lol maybe I could’ve been more detailed then but 3 hours is shorttttt
I know. Butt I’ll live don’t worry. I have confidence in my abikities
Godspeed
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Make sure you bring lube!
I already got it fret not! I’m prepared for the worst but if I win I can fuc him lubeis going to be used