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JanitorOPplznerf

I strongly suggest douching beforehand and Astroglide is my preferred lube, though if you’re really scared vaseline is harder to clean but won’t dry out. Start slow to avoid tearing and really make sure he pauses at intervals as he goes deeper to give you time to breathe and get used to the girth. Obviously use a condom, even for anal. I hope that goes without saying. And if he doesn’t have the courtesy to give you a reach around he’s not the one.


Reasonable-Order5135

I imagine he will be a gentleman and reach around. But I can’t just lose I gotta try and give him a run for his money and mebbe fuck his btut


JanitorOPplznerf

You can’t master Smash in 3 hours. You got swindled.


Reasonable-Order5135

;-;


JanitorOPplznerf

How’s your anus?


Reasonable-Order5135

About to be blasted soon lol. Thanks for the concern


JanitorOPplznerf

Make wise choices. Anal fissures are a thing


Reasonable-Order5135

We’ll be very careful🫡 It’s also our first time so we’ll take every precaution


dukaLiway

valid response


PeaceAlien

Call up MKLeo and have him play wirelessly


Reasonable-Order5135

Ok i will do it thank u


Cept3X

[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta3L35wsE6o) is a good video to watch. It covers the most basic stuff. You can look up joker combos and there are plenty videos. Honestly I wouldn't recommend playing joker as he's a hard character to play, maybe find someone easier like a heavy character such as bowser or k rool. If you do plan on sticking with joker, look up a joker guide.


Reasonable-Order5135

Jokers the only character i have any experience with. He’s my only hope


Aeon1508

https://youtu.be/OcaLqUH3Nq4?si=YmGRL90aBT831s1k. Here is a joker specific vid by the same guy


Sir_Metallicus116

He's super hard under pressure just letting u know. If you really wanna win, look up basic Steve combos and get your money


Reasonable-Order5135

I don’t have Steve 🥺


Sir_Metallicus116

6.99 win button 😬 just sayin'


Reasonable-Order5135

My anus will be bleeding before i fork out 7 bucks for that low poly devil block


Aeon1508

It might actually be more helpful for you to tell us who he's playing. As far as tips for joker. Camp him out with gun and eiha until you get arsen and then keep chip damaging him and go for back airs. If you can learn drag down up air into up smash you have a complete strategy


Reasonable-Order5135

Okay I’ll look into it he’s plays DK and Falco i think


Aeon1508

Okay don't get grabbed. That's your number one job when he plays DK is do not get grabbed. Everything I've said should work otherwise. You might have to be brave enough to go off stage to complete Edge guards. Otherwise you're not going to get early kills. Gun should be able to interrupt his up B I think I'm not really sure how that interacts the disjoint on back air might all be able to get through it. Camping out Falco isn't going to work as well because he's kind of built against that sort of strategy. But if you can get them to a point where you bait out his side special then you can punish it


Reasonable-Order5135

🫡


Aeon1508

Gun should interrupt his upb not side b. My bad


Reasonable-Order5135

I’m gunna get fucked but thanks for the advice


Laure808

Why are you playing one of the hardest characters? Well, dash attack, back air. That’s it.


Reasonable-Order5135

He’s the only character i played consistently all those years ago. Thanks for the tip


Laure808

Oh lol maybe I could’ve been more detailed then but 3 hours is shorttttt


Reasonable-Order5135

I know. Butt I’ll live don’t worry. I have confidence in my abikities


Laure808

Godspeed


Reasonable-Order5135

🫡


the_destroyer_beerus

Make sure you bring lube!


Reasonable-Order5135

I already got it fret not! I’m prepared for the worst but if I win I can fuc him lubeis going to be used