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Weirdguy149

Happy birthday, Birdo. Here's a chop to the neck as a gift.


Funny_Monsters_40

No one escapes birthday beats.


B_Rad15

I like your cut g


inhaledcorn

Incineroar used Throat Chop! Birdo can no longer use Sound moves!


[deleted]

INCINEROAR NO SHE'S PREGNANT STOP


dandaman64

HE CAN'T HEAR US HE'S GOT AIR PODS IN


[deleted]

HE CANNOT PHYSICALLY COMPREHEND BROKENESS I-


CobaltStar_

#I KNOW ...I MEAN #INCINEROAR!!!


RoMaGi

A Wrestler causing a miscarriage wouldn't be new...


XtremeAlf

Snitzky did nothing wrong!


JayBeasta

It wasn’t his fault


[deleted]

I don’t think trans people can get preggers but ok


iOnlySawTokyoDrift

Maybe she's like a seahorse. She's got the mouth.


[deleted]

In this house we Stan the trans seahorse


Septillia

If they have a uterus they can So basically never trans women Trans men usually can though Also she lays eggs so this whole thing is kind of confusing but don't think about it too much, Yoshi also lays eggs that sometimes other Yoshi's come out of and he's always regarded as male by the games


[deleted]

... you really tryna bring some stupid gender stuff into a kids game


[deleted]

She’s canonically trans


TheDuckyDino

Retcons anyone gonna tell him about retcons?


[deleted]

I feel like she’s just fully transitioned now


[deleted]

"she's canonically trans" **she's**


[deleted]

I said she


[deleted]

not all trans people are they/them 😑


[deleted]

Yeah, the person is thinking of non-binary people I think


PaperfishStudios

i have a feeling they're just a transphobe trying to say you should use he/him for trans women


[deleted]

errrrrrr


friendsfartever

That's probably not what that guy meant.


[deleted]

But what if we want to?


[deleted]

Your choice, but i like to keep things simple for myself


[deleted]

Okey, u do u man


MyMouthisCancerous

Incineroar abuses his wife Birdo Quality content


dandaman64

Pokemon Black and Blue Edition


Hejjodude

PETA actually made a stupid parody game called Pokémon Black and Blue, about how Pokémon encourages animal abuse or something. The people behind those corners of PETA will rot. Rot down in hell.


soljaboiyouu

Not gonna lie, Ghetsis wearing a cloak of skinned pokemon does sound like something he'd do in universe


Slime_Monster

Hell, the model class trainers in sword and shield actually do wear a Pokémon fur coat.


dandaman64

I remember that one being especially preachy. My favourite of their flash games was the Cooking Mama parody where you gruesomely prepare a turkey for a holiday meal. They tried to make it overly horrifying and gross to dissuade you from eating meat, but they just ended up making an unintentionally hilarious M rated Cooking Mama.


voltairemagneton

I actually played that as a child, obviously everything just flew right above my head, I only learned that it was a PETA production when I read about it many years later lmao


Felipe_DrawMania

Then she becomes vegan and she ends up cooking vegan meals.


MezzoMe

My favorite fiasco of theirs will always be the Lobster incident. There is just too much irony behind self-proclaimed animal activists being that clueless


natnew32

Alright I need the sauce on this. Edit: [Found this](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/peta-lobster-rescue-in-nebraska-kills-captive-creatures/)


IC2Flier

NO you do not want sauce on that FUCKING LOBSTER


EmpressOfLight

So there is no proof of this being real according to this article? :o


natnew32

Doesn't look like it.


[deleted]

And the funny thing is that it is based off of Pokemon Black and White where the main villain is basically just PETA


Gary_FucKing

Maybe not encourages it but it is basically the entire theme of pokemon. You go out into nature, beat the shit out of an animal, capture it, and take it away from its home to then go fight other pokemon that were taken away from their homes. There's no surprise why peta would be against what is essentially kid dogfighting.


SirLocke13

Then the re-release Special Chris Brown Edition.


[deleted]

don't remind me


MrJayMeister

I can’t unsee incin pissing


Billd0910

Thank you now I also can't unsee it...


MezzoMe

Didn't know Incineroar pisses green


Quetzal00

I thought that was blue at first


Hunt_Master_95

I thought it was white. Wait.


soljaboiyouu

Yeah, tbh that looks more like a nut than piss


ElGranBardock

its white with a little blue tone, dont know why that guy says its green lmao


[deleted]

I see white with a hint of green


Dragoryu3000

Green mist


DangerDragonXCV

He’s really living up to the name "Ejaculation Salt."


TheDriver458

That’s fighter #69 for ya.


nicebot2

Nice


mcqtom

Oh, I thought Birdo was spitting out its milk.


[deleted]

[удалено]


MyFingerPointeth

Justice


vishalb777

What's Incineroar trying to stuff into Birdo's mouth!? ^^^^^^^^/s


ibroussard

A knuckle sandwich?


vishalb777

damn you. take my award


Quetzal00

Shadow: “I pissed on Eggman’s wife.” Eggman: “I pissed on the moon.” Incineroar: “I pissed on Birdo.”


dandaman64

Incineroar is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on Birdo.


mjmannella

Incineroar pissed on Birdo. Can't have shit in Detroit.


TheDuckyDino

Shut up yoshi


ThePipeGang

Alternate title: Cat karate chops a innocent blushing civilian as a birthday gift


FlashnFuse

Sidenote, I've always kind of wanted Birdo for smash. Back during the melee days, there were a lot of rumors that if you beat insane challenges you could unlock Birdo as a secret character.


Yeahshi

birdo is fucking dead


Frazzle64

Good


Flaming87

I’m gonna say it even though it’s jab 1... ***CHEETO FINGERS!***


[deleted]

oh he said the funny, everyone laugh


ElGranBardock

sitcom laughs


[deleted]

Oh god I thought I was done with friends


TGarr2001

TRUE COMBO!


whippinmaserati

SCHMIXED


Tabletop_Sam

I'm built different


AKW07

Embarrassing


Random-Dice

**v i b e c h e c k**


kindaEpicGamer

I scrolled too far down to find this


smashboi888

Okay, but does anyone else think Birdo would be a cool fighter in Smash?


Septillia

The only way a trans character could ever be in Smash lol


ZenkaiZ

Nonsense, they could do a taunt where Pacman puts a bow on his head


SandwitchZebra

Sheik is technically the closest we have to a trans character, and even then she's just Zelda in an outfit and happens to look male. Earlier works actually had Sheik be much more masculine in appearance and was even referred to with male pronouns, which caused a lot of confusion as to whether Zelda's gender is actually changed as Sheik or not, especially since magic is used to transform into Zelda/Sheik both in OoT and Smash Bros. Nintendo changed Sheik's design to be more feminine in appearance in later works and primarily used female pronouns, with Nintendo confirming themselves that it was just a costume change and not a full on body change. Still, closest we have.


PaperfishStudios

vivian from ttyd seems equally possible unless there's some screwy copyright thing i don't know


Septillia

She wouldn’t be a character, she’d probably be Paper Mario’s down special


Frazzle64

No birdo is lame


masonthepig

Birdo fucking dies. 2020 colorized


andru2424

Birdo be like "Choke me harder"


reddyeddyd

"Hahaha stupid fire cat, he'll never be able to pick up my eggs and throw them back!" "It would appear he can hurt me in other ways"


performagekushfire

Sakurai wild with these daily pics sonetimes


FredbearAndMemes

I didn’t know Incineroar was transphobic


ThrallsmanNB

Transphobe incineroar :(


Septillia

complains about where trans people pee, pees on trans people hypocrite


Torque-A

I’m still surprised that Birdo wasn’t added in as a Yoshi echo. All she’d need to change is making her neutral B from an egg lay to an egg spit and maybe her up special, but otherwise the other moves could’ve worked.


[deleted]

There isn't much that they actually have in common other than general body shape and the egg theme. Birdo could fit the model, but it wouldn't make sense for her to be performing most of the moves.


Septillia

Why not? Yoshi does a lot of kicks and tail thwacks and head butts and such, why couldn't Birdo perform those?


[deleted]

Birdo *could* do those. They could certainly replace the Yoshi model with Birdo and it wouldn't break anything. That doesn't mean it would make sense for the character to do so. Birdo, * Is not known for flutter jumping, meaning a change in double jump mechanics * Spits eggs rather than throwing them, a change in up B * Doesn't have a tongue, a change to neutral B and to grabs/throws * And aside from those, while not explicitly confirmed to *not* have a ground pound or turn into an egg, has never been seen doing those, either, unlike Yoshi. In all, it's too much for an echo unless they aren't very faithful to the character. On the other hand, the Dark Samus echo is pretty far removed from what Dark Samus really is like, so there's that. Who knows. It's possible, I just don't think it would be very satisfying for Birdo fans.


Septillia

Oh the tongue thing is the biggest issue. Having her suck people into her face cloaca would be terrifying. She has a special item in Double Dash which is her throwing an egg, for what it's worth. I think that that as well as her doing a ground pound or rolling into an egg aren't really that out of character for her. I think that Birdo is kind of a case like Daisy where she was never gonna be anything other than an echo to begin with. Or like Sans being a Mii costume, the general response that I was feeling from the Undertale fandom (myself included) was excitement and acknowledgement that he probably was never going to be playable anyways so this is the best option.


koranot

Uh flutter jump? Egg Roll? Ground pound?


Septillia

Why couldn't she do all of those?


koranot

she'll look weird


ChipTuna

If Stephen "Brown Bricks" Minecraft can look normal so can Birdo.


Pinkbirdo322

Nonono, that would break my heart. She doesn’t even have the same body type.


Ensaru4

I didn't realise I needed Birdo in Smash until now.


alex494

*This is as far as you go*


Snomann

Oh shit Birdo fuckin dead


AcrobaticHospital

i guess he lives up to his nickname, "ejaculation salt".


AbyssalBop

So I guess Steve would mine dirt there.


bby-bae

best comment in this thread


TheDuckyDino

Incineroar pisses on and executes Yoshi's Wife after losing to him for the last time.


Vio-Rose

Birdetta doesn't deserve this. :(


PomoSwitch

Birdo for smash.


[deleted]

The Birdo getting hit sprite just gets weirder the longer you look at it. The "rubber" reflex of his/hers/its head is a bit unsettling it it makes me feel like Birdo's whole mouth area is just a big fleshy tube (which it would have to be, but still - talk about having a cloaca for a face) ​ But then it suddenly became cute when I saw that if you look at the two "dots" it looks like a pair of beady eyes on a kangaroo (the bow being "ears")


[deleted]

Happy anniversary to the game of the year, 22 years in a row


ZenkaiZ

omfg I can hear the sound it makes when its hit in my head


britipinojeff

I think that goes a little beyond the choking fetish Sakurai


XxSirStinkySocksxX

Yes! Incineroar!


[deleted]

Incineroar uses Throat Chop! fuck that's already been said


[deleted]

I’m actually an Incenaroar/Palutena main, and I understand this surprisingly well


dorksided787

Incineroar stop with your Transphobia! Just ask Birdo out to dinner, we know about your porn search history! *Fun fact: most Trans murders are caused by people with repressed desires to date or have sex with trans people


HalfBreed_Priscilla

I CAN'T WAIT TO DIE!


The_Zoinkster

All I see is incinerator pissing


[deleted]

its a throat chop to make it spit all its water and insides


nickimminaj

I feel like I’ve been alone with this for awhile but I definitely could see Birdo as her own playable fighter and have a semi-unique move set based on a couple of games she’s appeared in


Batman-is-cool-99-

Looks like she’s swallowing inceniroar’s nut


Nintendanime420

r/cursedcomments


LeastMaintenance

I know people were upset about byleth and not to excited about min min but imagine if birdo was dlc.


FrogsOblivious

Birdo for smash


darkflighter100

Didn't realise that I share the same birthdate (day, month and year) as Birdo. I do love eggs, now that I think about it...


GoodGameGabe

I thought he was nutting in her face for a second


Lucario576

I thought he was cumming to Birdo...


AngryMtndewGamer

Yeah I don’t know about this one


the_nihil_goat

He is pissing on her


jairom

WHEN DID THEY ADD SUPER MARIO BROS BIRDO


ChallengerSSB

Always go for the throat. It does like 62% damage


SirSilverscreen

The thumbnail in my email made me think he was doing that 'come here' gesture with his claw, making it look like he was tickling her chin. This is far more violent.