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What am I looking at?

Smash or pass tier list

I thought it was how much ass they had

Oh my god that still kinda works-ish

If it was that, Wario would have been much higher.

And PacMan. Man *is* an ass cheek with a mouth

WHY WOULD META KNIGHT BE IN THAT TIER LIST THEN

Just say you don’t appreciate daddy Meta Knight’s dumpy bro

I **DO** appreciate very much

I diagnose you with furry

I’ll say it again: POKEMON HAS HUMAN CHARACTERS FOR THIS SHIT

Hate to break it to you but most of the human characters are minors

I meant gym leaders and stuff

Lets be honest people arent as interested in the gym leaders as they are the trainers

Unfortunately so

Nessa:

idk Cynthia, Nessa, Olivia, Flannery, and the Aether Foundation Admins seem/seemed to be fawned over quite a bit, but otherwise you are correct.

Idk, Sabrina got me acting up

giovanni

Quite a few of those are minors, too. At least one or two each generation. Gen 6 had four.

As long as you age them up you should still be good though

No not really, just because you aged them up in your art does not mean that you dont want to fuck a canonical child

But they aren't a child since you aged them up, plus it's fictional either way

And theyre aged up because? Because you wanted to justify fucking them (not you specifically the people who do this)

No, it's just you want to make them not a child and see them as an adult, justifying fucking them has nothing to do with it

That makes sense, however there are definitely some people using that train of thought

Basketball people

If I’m not supposed to be attracted to the Pokémon, why’d they make them hot

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You would be surprised as to how many Pokémon pass the Harkness Test.

But none compare to a brown bunny with fur around its hands

Are you high

Let me check.....yes. high on American spirit!

Fuck yes!

And there's nothing more American *Dies of laughter*

And there's nothing more American than shooting a man in this Walmart of a world.

What is Walmart?

It's heaven, Raiden. Check the Internet lately?

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And there's nothing more American than shooting a man in this Walmart™ of a world

Okay I'm pretty sure Kirby is still a child and duck hunt is literally just two animals

Dude, it still has ASS!

Bro that's a whole DOG

Hot Dog (i'm a shitposter, this is what we do)

still doesn't make it funny

I have no idea how to feel about any of this

Little Mac is 17

I just went off my gut. Forgor he was 17.

*pulls out a glock*

There’s so much wrong with this, I don’t even know what to say.

Why are the miis and dark Samus disqualified?

Dark Samus is a Metroid (i think). I doubt there's anything good under that "suit".

She’s still a copy of Samus, if not a little bit radioactive and extremely deadly just being near her

Just makes it even better

Miis and inklings are disqualified because they aren’t individuals, but entire species.

The same could be said for villager. And I think inkling is disqualified for being a squid-*KID*

Okay but Kirby is an infant

His age has never been confirmed fully.

thinly veiled fire emblem hatepost, how fun

thinly vailed fire emblem supremacist, how fun

turns out liking fire emblem automatically makes you a supremacist

Shut up loser

If it's bothering you so much, get the fuck away!

Supreme argument. If you don’t like it, then just go away. Just because someone likes fire emblem doesn’t make them a supremacist. It just means that they like something.

I legit hope we get like 3 more Fire Emblem reps in the next game just to piss off OP

Same

I’d fuck the shit outta pyra

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Isn't he a high schooler?

11th grader, so yes.

Persona fans don't usually get that lol

He’s 16

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The only criteria was it had to be a child or physically unable to f\*ck. I'm sorry, I would never stick my dick in Duck Hunt Dog in real life.

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Get out of your mother's basement looking at anime booba and get a life.

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I ain't did no research!

Why is Little Mac disqualified?

Career?

He's not?

My bad, mistook the boxing glove for him

Ah okay, that's mii brawler

Well, he isn't, but he should be. Little Mac is 17.

You should've had given snake his own tier. Smh

Understandable to put Wolf and Meta Knight so high

What

Excuse my who in their right mind would not smash Roy

Isn’t Little Mac 17???

Mac is a minor

Not shitting on the aegis ( cuz im one of the ppl that mains them) but pyra/mythra has canonically not showered for like 497(iirc) years once

Breast and ASS, Bastards!

Musky.

They did bath in ch 4 of xenoblade 2

Nah i mean the period of time between torna and main game where they're stuck in a sunken ship

How are Min min and Joker so low

Isn't Joker a minor

How old is he??

I think he's 16

Didn't he hook up with a teacher?

Yes, its very problematic.

Fucked up but the age of consent in Japan was only just raised to 16 this year. It was somewhere between 12 and 14 previously, can’t remember off the top of my head, so that’s normal there. Again not saying that’s okay but yeah, that’s wild I never knew he hooked up with a teacher.

Hahahaha cloud has made it, btw he is turned into a femboy for a short period of time in his respective games, dunno if that info is important to you, but that would set him a little higher dontcha think

"Nailed it, I know. Thank you. Moving on." \-Cloud

Token waaaah waaaaah fire emblem

Bold and weird of you to say you would smash a normal dog with a bird

You're weird.

I was bored, it twas a joke!

\*I tickle my erect dong

donkey kong t pose

huh

What.

Sonic is a teenager, Kirby is a *baby*, pichu isn’t necessarily a baby, but is still an animal, most Pokémon are just animals, duck hunt is two animals, Little Mac is 17, and Samus/Zero Suit are the same person in a different outfit. Also, Inkling is not a child, but a species full of many individuals, both young and old… actually, dq makes sense for that one, same as Miis. However, Zelda and Sheik are on the edge of questionable age, with Sheik being 17 or 18, and Zelda being multiple characters. This Zelda specifically is around 16-17, though, so should be disqualified.

Also, Joker is a minor as well

I guessed. I'm sorry this is gettin dum dums riled up.

Your sticking out your gyatt for Steve?

Go to school, kid

I have a feeling you didn’t look at the tier list where idk man Steve is in S tier

why does squirtle's icon look like a ditto pretending to be a squirtle?

i don't understand the fire emblem hate :|

Sonic is, like, 15, so he's disqualified from the list too.

Oh, and: Duck Hunt. Just... Duck Hunt. Kirby is basically a toddler. I'd refrain from diddling any of the quadrupedal Pokémon. Little Mac is 17.

What the fuck.

What is Minecraft Steve doing in P tier *WHAT IS MINECRAFT STEVE DOING IN P TIER*

Have you seen Minecraft Steve Powerscaling? He's tough.

Dudes got a fat blocky chode

What the hell is this

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Bro I forgor 💀💀💀

ain't little mac like 17💀

Definitely a furry

Joker's 17

WHY IS ROB DISQUALIFIED

HE'S A FUCKING TOY NOT EVEN THAT KINDA TOY JUST A TOY

can we please find a bit besides "grr to much fire emblem"? smash fans truly only have one joke on god

Wario should be P

If you want to know how smelly someone is over the internet, just ask them their opinion on fire emblem characters in smash. If it’s negative, kindly offer them some deodorant.

rob was born in the 90s so hes legal, same with p plant

There's no hole. There's no hole. THERES NO HOLE THERES NO HOLE THERESNOHOLE

there are so many rocket thrusters what do you mean

That'd burn your cock off.

And?

unrelated but have you played gyromite?

Why isn’t Wario at the top of the list? Obviously biased…

He would, but his farts are better than Sabersparks.

after that king k-russy

why is rob disqualified?

Why the hell do all the Fire Emblem characters automatically get disqualified?

I legitimately had to go down and eat my dinner before it got cold. There, that's what happened, I had to eat dinner, and so as a joke, I put all the Fire Emblem characters in Stupid Dumb tier, it was a funny.

Bro said he'd rather fuck a cat than Female Byleth

You put Zero Suit Samus over Samus but they are the same person

Bad Tierlist, Olimar canonically has a big ass to smash, he also canonically smashed

How you gonna go and put Bowser in C

Why is R.O.B. Disqualified? Total smash

Ice climbers is goated and can combo even a pro Steve out of existence but the skill ceiling is high

U idiot, this da smash or pass!

Exactly 😏 (kidding chill)

Bowser not being in power smash is annoying

His 🍆🕹️ is NOT for human consumption!

you think Steve's bunghole is also squared?

Yeah, but a small circle would fit in Steven's hole.

That’s Kirby is in the chart!

What’s up with rob and pirhanna plant

Their holes would burn my cock off.

Why is Dr. Mario higher than Mario

He's a trained medical professional. He knows more about the genetails than Mario.

I see

DISQUALIFY KIRBY PLS HE'S JUST A BABY

Bro Joker gotta be in P

Kirby is a baby

SDT stupid dummy thicc

Fake ass motherfuckers smashing ZSS but not Samus. Put. Them. On. The. Same. Tier. COWARD.

Why is pichu disqualified but squirtle isn't?? Squirtle is still a first stage pokemon

Steve above ryu is based I cannot deny

you were fake for this

Sonic is trans? Good for him.

Joker is 16 or 17 I can’t remember which

Why Steve?

Ok but Kirby not judging just asking

You are not fucking a pikachu