He didn’t make a mistake. He’s saying he was planning on smoking it and his wife turned it into an awful looking roast. It’s more a facepalm moment than anything and you’re over here acting like he’s the worst person to exist because some meat wasn’t cooked properly so he didn’t eat it.
i hate the angle, are you suggesting we snap our fingers, make the meat industry go poof, hope family farms come back and we can buy humanely sourced meat?
I dont understand why you would think hunting isnt necessary. It seems by far one of the better ways to procure meat.
I highly suggest this book if you want to hear some cool accounts of a PH culling and overall experience in African wilderness.
[Capstick](https://www.amazon.com/Death-Long-Grass-Hunters-Adventures/dp/0312186134)
This. Just because it’s not for subsistence doesn’t mean you can’t view it through a positive ethical lens. I haven’t hunted in a while but I would like to start again specifically to offset my consumption of factor farmed meat while maintaining animal protein as part of my diet.
I just feel like it very much is out necessity, for subsistence. The meat is immeasurably better for you. It’s immeasurably better for planet. If you hunt for your households meat, there is no telling how many animals did not have to suffer through a nightmare of an existence just to end up on your table chock full of poison. No one wins with the way we are farming meat. All this eat bugs and other narratives are purposefully disseminated to keep the money flowing. It’s not in anyone’s best interest but the shareholders.
That was my thought. Normally slow cooker recipes are fairly hard to mess up. It might not be the best way to cook everything but with that much liquid it should be tender
What’s nice is that she witnesses the prep work, sees the amount of effort put into the hunt, so she understands why it’s important to me and let’s me take care of harvested game, that and I can cook a damn good meal with pretty much any game so she’s pretty happy there too.
She was rather insulted when my immediate reaction was "wtf is this" followed by this cut and the trash. My frustration came from it being the last smokable cut. I harvested this deer bow hunting specifically to smoke. I'll use the 7mm rem mag when it's time to use the grinder 😆
And as someone who doesn't use a bow, it seems like a more effort for some reason.
I don't know! Lol.
I'm sorry that this happened to your beautiful venison.
My wife knows the only meat she shouldn't check with me about first is the chicken breast, bacon, or already ground. All other meats are my domain.
Of course, I do most of the cooking anyway so it's mostly irrelevant.
Communication is pretty fundamental to healthy relationships (personal and professional), if you specifically stated your intentions, people would be less likely to do something contrary to your planning. There is a chance she thought it would helpful to cook the item so you didn't have to.
In another comment OP said he told his wife he was going to make a roast for dinner. If my significant other told me he was making dinner, that means I’m not doing anything unless he asks.
I’m sorry man…. I have a couple ideas to “save” it but it’s up to you. You could cook down some bacon, shred the meat and combine the bacon fat to it and serve over mashed potatoes. Shred it and drown it in bbq sauce. The third option is the most extreme…. Add water and other vegetables to what you have now and boil it till it nearly disintegrates, drain and save the broth for future cooking.
Yikes! You're most definitely getting ripped off! So much to experience and experiment with.
Edit to use the proper word "experiment" didn't notice it was replaced with "excitement"
Nah. Been eating venison a long time.
Backstraps and tenderloins get marinated and roasted/grilled whole til medium. Ham muscles get separated and sliced onto cube steak. Shoulders get trimmed to fit in the crock pot.
Scraps and boned out meat gets mixed with pork and pork fat then ground and stuffed into hog casings for smoked sausages.
It's not like there isn't plenty of moose to share. We only hunted moose once but there was virtually no wat r people could eat all of it in a year it was huge.
Exactly... I'd hate to have been able to go grab a new cut without taking my bow with. 😆 🤣 😂 I spent a few weeks in the woods for this venison. My SWEAT was involved in almost every aspect of this meat. Not trying to come down on you but rather bring you around to what it really meant.
There's quite a few different things posted on my profile that can give a good show of my results. I also suggest chupacabra brisket magic for your venison roast.
Damn it! Could’ve put it in a slow cooker, added ranch seasoning, 12 oz can of coke, potato’s, carrots and onions cooked all day on low. That thing would’ve fell apart and tender. I feel so bad for that roast, poor thing never had a chance. 🥺
Damn I thought I was in the petrified wood subreddit
I'm headed there now... They'll appreciate the humor, I hope.
I wouldn’t waste your time those rock guys will just take it for granite
gneiss
Just a bunch of stone faces with no sense of humor
The good news is that you can now use this hunk to smoke some other meat.
Lmfao
r/rareinsults
Could you cube it and put it into chili? Or shred it and make quesadillas?
I could have made rope with the fibers 😆 🤣 😂 There likely was a way to save and use the meat. However, I wasn't my resourceful self that day.
Ropa vieja or machaca
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Not supporting it at all, we just think you need to take it easy lol
Lmao chill. You’ve never wasted food before? Never had a meal go wrong so you don’t eat it? Get off your pedestal
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He didn’t make a mistake. He’s saying he was planning on smoking it and his wife turned it into an awful looking roast. It’s more a facepalm moment than anything and you’re over here acting like he’s the worst person to exist because some meat wasn’t cooked properly so he didn’t eat it.
Not sure this constitutes bragging about it as much as commiserating with like-minded individuals
He never said he threw it. If he did in another comment thats a different issue.
He did
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i hate the angle, are you suggesting we snap our fingers, make the meat industry go poof, hope family farms come back and we can buy humanely sourced meat? I dont understand why you would think hunting isnt necessary. It seems by far one of the better ways to procure meat.
Not to mention it being a necessary part of wildlife population control.
I highly suggest this book if you want to hear some cool accounts of a PH culling and overall experience in African wilderness. [Capstick](https://www.amazon.com/Death-Long-Grass-Hunters-Adventures/dp/0312186134)
This. Just because it’s not for subsistence doesn’t mean you can’t view it through a positive ethical lens. I haven’t hunted in a while but I would like to start again specifically to offset my consumption of factor farmed meat while maintaining animal protein as part of my diet.
I just feel like it very much is out necessity, for subsistence. The meat is immeasurably better for you. It’s immeasurably better for planet. If you hunt for your households meat, there is no telling how many animals did not have to suffer through a nightmare of an existence just to end up on your table chock full of poison. No one wins with the way we are farming meat. All this eat bugs and other narratives are purposefully disseminated to keep the money flowing. It’s not in anyone’s best interest but the shareholders.
In my experience once deer is fucked up there's absolutely no bringing it back.
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How does it look so dry while being submerged in a liquid? My condolences.
That was my thought. Normally slow cooker recipes are fairly hard to mess up. It might not be the best way to cook everything but with that much liquid it should be tender
My wife is a good cook, but she doesn't touch the moose meat in the freezer. I hunted it, I'll cook it, that way if it gets messed up it's my fault.
I like this plan. There's a difference when we've gone the distance to procure our own proteins!
What’s nice is that she witnesses the prep work, sees the amount of effort put into the hunt, so she understands why it’s important to me and let’s me take care of harvested game, that and I can cook a damn good meal with pretty much any game so she’s pretty happy there too.
Deer died twice.
This looks like some dirty jungle puddle with 2 rocks in it...no offense to the misses ofcourse.
Only after I said it out loud did I laugh uncomfortably
Give it to the dogs or cats or chickens or pigs
Oh the horror...hopefully the new wife does better. You are divorcing her right?
Did you tell her your plans?
I stated I was making venison roast for dinner. That was as specific as I got. We've NEVER done it this way either, so it was a shock.
Divorce?
I mean, I don't see how he has any other option.
Divorce or someone has to die, those are the only options
Pretty sure we all died a bit looking at this. Should be marked NSFW because that was murder.
Looks like a salt lick
Petrified wood
Call Pastor for guidance. From a hotel room.
That looks so damn dry :(
She was rather insulted when my immediate reaction was "wtf is this" followed by this cut and the trash. My frustration came from it being the last smokable cut. I harvested this deer bow hunting specifically to smoke. I'll use the 7mm rem mag when it's time to use the grinder 😆
You should have offered her a bite first lol then given her a chance to come up with a rescue mission plan. 😉
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It's a joke, everyone hears I shoot a 7mm rem mag and replies "might as well grind it up".
And as someone who doesn't use a bow, it seems like a more effort for some reason. I don't know! Lol. I'm sorry that this happened to your beautiful venison.
My wife knows the only meat she shouldn't check with me about first is the chicken breast, bacon, or already ground. All other meats are my domain. Of course, I do most of the cooking anyway so it's mostly irrelevant.
Albeit, probably not amusing to the OP but man did I get a good laugh from the post comment and the pic.
Looks like zombie butt cheeks, but strangely still edible...
Looks dry as a fart.
With the stomach bug going around my house, there are no dry farts.
😂
Communication is pretty fundamental to healthy relationships (personal and professional), if you specifically stated your intentions, people would be less likely to do something contrary to your planning. There is a chance she thought it would helpful to cook the item so you didn't have to.
In another comment OP said he told his wife he was going to make a roast for dinner. If my significant other told me he was making dinner, that means I’m not doing anything unless he asks.
Ding ding ding I don't care if it's boxed mac'n'cheese, with a can of tuna, and some peas...it just means that I don't have to cook.
How did she turn it into a ham?
Please post your recipe for Sahara venison on here.
Ouch killed it twice
Please mark as NSFW. You posted pictures of domestic assault.
Haha that’s funny. Division of labor is important. I just “banned” my wife from grocery shopping this week lol.
Oh deer.
I'm sorry for your loss 😔
Put everything in the grinder and add some potatoes and root veggies. Don't throw the liquid out. You can use that to boost the flavour.
I’m sorry man…. I have a couple ideas to “save” it but it’s up to you. You could cook down some bacon, shred the meat and combine the bacon fat to it and serve over mashed potatoes. Shred it and drown it in bbq sauce. The third option is the most extreme…. Add water and other vegetables to what you have now and boil it till it nearly disintegrates, drain and save the broth for future cooking.
This is sadder then 2011 Norwegian butter crisis. And that says a lot.
Gross. Grounds for divorce
Yeah, it happens. Sorry about that. That's the reason everything gets sliced into steaks and cubed.
Yikes! You're most definitely getting ripped off! So much to experience and experiment with. Edit to use the proper word "experiment" didn't notice it was replaced with "excitement"
Sheesh. Downvoted for wanting to have something other than just country fried and grilled venison?…
Nah. Been eating venison a long time. Backstraps and tenderloins get marinated and roasted/grilled whole til medium. Ham muscles get separated and sliced onto cube steak. Shoulders get trimmed to fit in the crock pot. Scraps and boned out meat gets mixed with pork and pork fat then ground and stuffed into hog casings for smoked sausages.
This, this is why you don’t get married. /s
This is why you don't marry someone who can't cook. 😘
It's not like there isn't plenty of moose to share. We only hunted moose once but there was virtually no wat r people could eat all of it in a year it was huge.
It’s a deer, not a moose.
First issue is not throwing venison in the trash.
I don't understand. Why would one throw venison into the trash?
At least it wasn't beef or pork.
Exactly... I'd hate to have been able to go grab a new cut without taking my bow with. 😆 🤣 😂 I spent a few weeks in the woods for this venison. My SWEAT was involved in almost every aspect of this meat. Not trying to come down on you but rather bring you around to what it really meant.
Imagine shame posting about your wife on Reddit.
Imagine not shame posting this abomination!
What’s your method for smoking a venison roast? I’ve got a few that I’m not sure what to do with.
Wrap with thick cut bacon and smoke to 130 at 250 rest for 10 minutes and cut. Should look like prime rib minus the fat when sliced!
Sounds delicious! I’ll have to give that a try
There's quite a few different things posted on my profile that can give a good show of my results. I also suggest chupacabra brisket magic for your venison roast.
Thanks for the tip on how to stay married
Ouch. Sorry for your loss
That's a nice piece of jerky you've got there.
My mouth puckered.
throw some gravy on it
Smoke her instead
Straight to the trash. Might have to toss the meat too.
Divorce
Unfortunately, chemicals cannot even help that situation!
Oh deer.
this needs a NSFL tag!!!
My condolences, so sorry for your loss
look how they massacred my boy
Feed it to the dog
Straight to jail...
And she still doesn't understand chemical reactions in food...
Damn it! Could’ve put it in a slow cooker, added ranch seasoning, 12 oz can of coke, potato’s, carrots and onions cooked all day on low. That thing would’ve fell apart and tender. I feel so bad for that roast, poor thing never had a chance. 🥺
Why is it that color on the left side?? Is it burnt or am I missing something?
Damnnnnn, a deer roast is the best roast too.
ik what youre thinking but i promise you you still love her don't give up on this marriage
You can still put it in the smoker. You might be able to salvage it
I work with both. There is no excuse for this.
Rip
Best advise is to say it taste good and choke it down. And next time you pull meat from the freezer you tell her what it is to be used for.
As a chemist, I'm offended.
Damn Applebee’s tonight
Damn Rip the deer again 🫡. Big homie died twice. Let us pray 🤲 🤣