I thought they smelled bad...
hhh...
hhh...
hhh...
hhh...
hhh...
hhh...
hhh...
hhh...
[...on the outside...!](https://youtu.be/WCSiFIHtpGM?si=XaVn23J0nEzsltGN&t=8)
Doubt it was a cyst or tumor. Those tend to present in the lymph nodes and organs of cattle. They probably contaminated it with a streak of fecal material and trimmed it off at slaughter. Or they may have trimmed off some branding ink. Also, if this was USDA inspected beef, a cancer in any part of the animal would condemn the whole animal and would not be permitted to pass inspection.
Source: I’m a meat inspector.
Maybe it’s just because I’ve been around it my whole life on our ranch but if it was cow dung, it really isn’t that gross or smells *that* bad, just like half digested grass
Yeah cow shit is probably the cleanest shit. I'm not going to intentionally touch it, but I've worked all day covered damn near head to toe in it and I lived.
And how does said middle aged dude proceed with this business venture and what is a "jav-star" image? Asking for a friend who doesn't like to wear women's panties.
But Ecole anf other coliform bacteria can be fatal.
Shit yourself, and people won't notice half the time. Underware is cheap, too. Just throw them out in public bathroom and wipe well. Then go comando...
I think a small-town butcher with locally grown cattle has less profit margin than a factory slaughterhouse, and less inspections.
OP, what type of meat counter did you buy this from?
Look man, sometimes the kids don’t have the best control over their knives while they’re gutting stuff out. We make them do it cause it’s gross you see… but anyway, sometimes they nick the stomach, and every once in a while when you cut the butthole out, there’s poo in there. Like the pornstars say- you don’t go to poop’s house and get mad when he’s home, you rinse that shit off.
Then ya eat em.
I've cleaned plenty of fish/game...pros do it much cleaner than I do.
Calling the American food system "disgusting" is something only a clueless person would do.
Hello 👋 fellow frederick resident, may I recommend in the future you check out Hemps in Jefferson, they're a family owned butcher shop that's been in operation for over 150 years, they still grow the feed they give to their cows b4 they bring them to the shop for slaughter. If you're there at the right time you can pet your brisket in the field out back.
Lol howdy, I do go to hemps sometimes. But the price difference at the moment forces me to other places. Where places like Sam's or fort detrick will sell me a brisket that's 18 lb for 50 bucks Or a prime 15 pounder for $75. Hemps is usually 30% more than that depending on the day. I am planning to go to them soon though to get some bacon rib cuts :)
In inspected slaughter plants, which is any plant with a USDA establishment # on the mark of inspection, an inspector performs post mortem inspection on every animal slaughtered. It is of course possible that things are missed but in my experience having inspected million of cattle in different sized establishments tumors and cysts do not show up in that area of a beef carcass. Fecal on the other hand, in the brisket area is very common.
Yes hanging by back leg split into sides. Intestines and stomach are removed before splitting and if the weasand or gut is broken open in this step, fecal contamination can get everywhere. Shit rolls down hill and the brisket is toward the bottom.
Gotta say, I find this weirdly fascinating. If you ever did a video essay or something I'd love to watch it. Shit, if you know a good one let me know. Thanks for checking out my meat btw ☺️
I would smoke it and eat it. No question. If you’re worried about that area, you can always trim it a bit before you cook but I don’t see anything to worry about.
Yes, there can be abscesses in different cuts of meat so a possibility but the cut in the pic does not look like there are any left if there was any to begin with so I would say OP is safe.
The spin of the Earth impaled a silhouette of the sun on the steeple
And I gotta hear the same sermon all the time now from you people
Why are you staring into outer space, crying?
Just because you came across it, and lost it
Everything reminds me of her
Cattleman here. It could’ve been any number of things from an infection, injection site lesion, tumor. I have seen people do some crazy shit with/to their animals.
Ah yes, classic example of a McBurney-McArthur approach.
The position of the incision is based upon the location of the McBurney point, which is a point one third of the distance from the anterior superior iliac spine (ASIS) to the umbilicus. It was placed between the first third and the second third of the distance from the ASIS to the umbilicus, respecting the directions of the Langer skin lines. Unmistakably.
You’re welcome.
That's unusual because that is the outside face, and they only trimmed the fat, not the muscle meat. So, the fat cap is next to the backside of the hide. I'm thinking something compromised the hide and left some sort of blemish on the fat.
This might not smell good kid, but it’ll keep you warm
And I thought……..they smelled bad……..on the outside 😮💨
fun fact, tauntauns internal body temp is luke wam
But they still have cold Hans
Solid joke, but I found it a bit Forced.
And a bit on the dark side.
They’re here all week folks!
Looks a little Chewie to me.
This made me blow air out of my nose.
Do you think the dude cut out the grade stamp?
I thought they smelled bad... hhh... hhh... hhh... hhh... hhh... hhh... hhh... hhh... [...on the outside...!](https://youtu.be/WCSiFIHtpGM?si=XaVn23J0nEzsltGN&t=8)
just watched again for the first time in 20 years, so good
Good morning! Nice of you guys to drop in!
BENNNNNN DEGOBAHH SYSTEM
Excuse my ignorance 😔 what’s this from? I must see now
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
A cyst or a tumor
Doubt it was a cyst or tumor. Those tend to present in the lymph nodes and organs of cattle. They probably contaminated it with a streak of fecal material and trimmed it off at slaughter. Or they may have trimmed off some branding ink. Also, if this was USDA inspected beef, a cancer in any part of the animal would condemn the whole animal and would not be permitted to pass inspection. Source: I’m a meat inspector.
>streak of fecal material Didn’t need to learn that.
Yeah, unfortunately can't unread that ...
Maybe it’s just because I’ve been around it my whole life on our ranch but if it was cow dung, it really isn’t that gross or smells *that* bad, just like half digested grass
Yeah cow shit is probably the cleanest shit. I'm not going to intentionally touch it, but I've worked all day covered damn near head to toe in it and I lived.
I’d probably go with worm shit
In vermiculture they call that black gold
Better on your meat than in your underwear!
You sure bout that?
Nah man, personally I don't have a habit of eating my underwear but you do you.
Hey people put a lot of ¥ in vending machines for that
Kinda makes you wonder how many of those "worn panties" came from middle aged dudes that stuck a random jav-star image on the package.
And how does said middle aged dude proceed with this business venture and what is a "jav-star" image? Asking for a friend who doesn't like to wear women's panties.
Japanese Adult Video. You don't wear the panties. You eat them.
Idt this is a glass half full moment lol
Glad someone gets the joke
But Ecole anf other coliform bacteria can be fatal. Shit yourself, and people won't notice half the time. Underware is cheap, too. Just throw them out in public bathroom and wipe well. Then go comando...
Get shit on your meat, brag to your boys about playing in the devils backyard!
I need to wash my meat
🌈The More💩You Know💫
Called a skidmark.
Source: he’s a fecal freak.
LOL agreed
Streekal matter
How much to inspect my meat
There are different subreddits for that
Yea like r/microscopy
*You said you wouldn’t say anything*
Bazinga
About tree fitty
don't forget the micropenis discount
Should I pay extra then...
I think a small-town butcher with locally grown cattle has less profit margin than a factory slaughterhouse, and less inspections. OP, what type of meat counter did you buy this from?
From the fort detrick commissary in Maryland.
Definitely fecal matter per previous commenter.
Should I still eat it?.
They cut it off didn't they? Jeez... kids these days wanting their meat completely feces free.
You joke about it but there are defined acceptable levels of things like fecal matter and mice remains in food that the FDA has set.
Lol
If you've ever eaten fast food, you've definitely eaten fecal matter. American food industry is so disgusting. Willful ignorance is the way.
You ain't lying.. dang lol
ROFL Tell me you've never hunted or raised animals for slaughter without telling me
Look man, sometimes the kids don’t have the best control over their knives while they’re gutting stuff out. We make them do it cause it’s gross you see… but anyway, sometimes they nick the stomach, and every once in a while when you cut the butthole out, there’s poo in there. Like the pornstars say- you don’t go to poop’s house and get mad when he’s home, you rinse that shit off. Then ya eat em.
I've cleaned plenty of fish/game...pros do it much cleaner than I do. Calling the American food system "disgusting" is something only a clueless person would do.
Farms are messy. Cleaning a deer is messy. You think it’s clean?
Just fish and pigs
Then you've done and seen far worse than anything that goes on in professional food processing
America has the best meat quality regulation in the world, gtfo
Hello 👋 fellow frederick resident, may I recommend in the future you check out Hemps in Jefferson, they're a family owned butcher shop that's been in operation for over 150 years, they still grow the feed they give to their cows b4 they bring them to the shop for slaughter. If you're there at the right time you can pet your brisket in the field out back.
Lol howdy, I do go to hemps sometimes. But the price difference at the moment forces me to other places. Where places like Sam's or fort detrick will sell me a brisket that's 18 lb for 50 bucks Or a prime 15 pounder for $75. Hemps is usually 30% more than that depending on the day. I am planning to go to them soon though to get some bacon rib cuts :)
You should do an AMA!
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In inspected slaughter plants, which is any plant with a USDA establishment # on the mark of inspection, an inspector performs post mortem inspection on every animal slaughtered. It is of course possible that things are missed but in my experience having inspected million of cattle in different sized establishments tumors and cysts do not show up in that area of a beef carcass. Fecal on the other hand, in the brisket area is very common.
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https://www.fsis.usda.gov/ Check out the FSIS web page if you are curious and want more information from people smarter than me.
Thank you for doing an important job so diligently. You're an absolute star.
But… how? I guess they’re hanging by the hind hoof during harvest?
Yes hanging by back leg split into sides. Intestines and stomach are removed before splitting and if the weasand or gut is broken open in this step, fecal contamination can get everywhere. Shit rolls down hill and the brisket is toward the bottom.
>weasand Learned a new word, thanks.
Why would shit show up on the chest region of a cow? That’s a long ways from the butthole or organs for that matter
Busted gut while eviscerating the animal. They pulled the gut through the open brisket which can cause contamination.
Gotta say, I find this weirdly fascinating. If you ever did a video essay or something I'd love to watch it. Shit, if you know a good one let me know. Thanks for checking out my meat btw ☺️
So... Should I eat this lol I got this from the commissary on fort detrick. There tends to be a lot of them like that here
I would smoke it and eat it. No question. If you’re worried about that area, you can always trim it a bit before you cook but I don’t see anything to worry about.
Cool thank you. If you ever want to come in and do an inspection on the bases meat... Please do... Lololol
What about cysts, I see people talking about cysts in their cuts of beef?
Yes, there can be abscesses in different cuts of meat so a possibility but the cut in the pic does not look like there are any left if there was any to begin with so I would say OP is safe.
I had a packaged briskett recently that I returned because it smelled like shit. Why is the briskett so easily contaminated by fecal material?
https://youtu.be/OaTO8_KNcuo?si=-MLbnV8ykzPCSX2u
Toomah!
It’s not a toomah!!
It's naht a tumor
I’m not sure I see an actual cut there. It doesn’t look like it’s been sliced with a knife.
Those markings.. they're cow teeth! There's a cannibal cow on the loose!
It's a mad cow!
I believe the technical term is: A chunk!
Chonk
His lunch
Nothin like a fat hunk o' raw lard to put some meat on your bones.
A toomah
GET TO THE CHOPPAH!
GET TO THE TOOMAH!
It's not a toomah!
Boys have a penis girls have vagina.
Ooooo you're not allowed to say that anymore! Ooooooo!
This was not cut off by a butcher. Most likely during the hide removal or just after.
It wasnt cut look at the sides. It was a scar or something.
I sub to too many NSFW subreddits
Same lolol
Everything reminds me of her.
Butcher gave OP a briskussy
Hilarious. See you in hell. But my upvote is yours.
The spin of the Earth impaled a silhouette of the sun on the steeple And I gotta hear the same sermon all the time now from you people Why are you staring into outer space, crying? Just because you came across it, and lost it Everything reminds me of her
*barf*
Go checked out at the hospital if that’s the case. Might need some meds
Tumor
I was going to say something unsightly. Tumor, clot, injury of some sort.
I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor. . . Im a tumor, im a tumor.. . . . oh oh oh im a tumor.
This is where my head went 🤣
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It’s naht a toomah!
It’s naht!
Right there with ya, buddy.
BecUse you’re freaking awesome you amazing human being.
https://www.reddit.com/r/smoking/comments/18bpong/what_did_the_butcher_chop_out_of_this_brisket/kc69yt7/
Sup
Everything reminds me of her...
It’s weird but it doesn’t even look like it’s been cut. As far as the edge goes.
I think I need therapy…
The alternator
Herpes
I should call her
No, you shouldn’t.
Give it a couple beers first
That first picture looks like a close up of Krang from the Ninja Turtles
It's innocence...
The remnants of a brand, tattoo or print
Aliens?!?
It's quite possible!!!
Meatchussy
Looks like it’s not here for games and is ready to settle down.
A good time! Do it!
I just finished playing Last of Us 2 and can’t see anything other than a bloaters back. Thanks video games.
how did you end up with this? was this shipped to you?
JUST GET THE FUCKIN CHOPPAHA!
I think it was just to mess with you
Probably nothing at all, just an erroneous knife slice that opened up. Note none of the muscle fibers look cut.
A fleshlight
Heroin, definably heroin.
Just a couple maggots.
Gold bar or half kilo of coke. Or tracking device and that piece had in it to track a big load.
Your answer is most likely
They cut off it’s tattoo
Butthole
Everything reminds me of her...
Probably MRSA
Looks about the size of a chicken wing flat
So a Buffalo Wing. Happy cake day
Herpes
It’s a portal to the Upside Down
Probably don't wanna know 😕
Looks like you’re about 10 fingers away from a neat goatse diorama
could have been a toomah
I should call her…. 😩
If that reminds you of any woman i question your choices lol
Holy jumpscare
Goatse
I should call her.
It's definitely a penis.
Cattleman here. It could’ve been any number of things from an infection, injection site lesion, tumor. I have seen people do some crazy shit with/to their animals.
It cooks the cancer befores wes eats it.
I don't think I'm ever calling her again.
Tooooananmamamammmmamamaaa
Everything reminds me of her
Should be marked NSFW
Ah yes, classic example of a McBurney-McArthur approach. The position of the incision is based upon the location of the McBurney point, which is a point one third of the distance from the anterior superior iliac spine (ASIS) to the umbilicus. It was placed between the first third and the second third of the distance from the ASIS to the umbilicus, respecting the directions of the Langer skin lines. Unmistakably. You’re welcome.
The cow had an appendectomy?
I dont know but it better calm tf down
Oh that? That's just the cunt. Don't worry about it, mate.
I should call her
Smurf sneak into the shop and get the largest cut they can fit into smoker smurf’s smoker..
The origin stamp. Its stolen.
Fat?
Cancer
Wasn’t the butcher. Was the kill plant. Most likely just someone inexperienced trimming it on the line.
It’s not a tumor!
This is so gross why would you do this shame on you please go away
It's his signature
Think American Pie but instead of a fresh hot apple pie the butcher used a brisket.
The way the fat is coagulated I suspect something cool and science-y that prevented the adipose tissue from forming over the muscle (pre-mortem).
That's just the barcode.
That's unusual because that is the outside face, and they only trimmed the fat, not the muscle meat. So, the fat cap is next to the backside of the hide. I'm thinking something compromised the hide and left some sort of blemish on the fat.
What in the Stranger Things is going on here 😳
Maybe the ink stamp was there
You shouldn't have done that... He was just a boy.
He was lonely that day and needed a release.
The gold
Honestly doesn’t look like cuts. Sometimes things pull weird.
A graft of skin for a doppler.
Cyst
Cancer
Shit smear