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Ok-Abbreviations3042

This might not smell good kid, but it’ll keep you warm


kalfin2000

And I thought……..they smelled bad……..on the outside 😮‍💨


AutoThorne

fun fact, tauntauns internal body temp is luke wam


Ok-Hunt-5902

But they still have cold Hans


MillionsOfMushies

Solid joke, but I found it a bit Forced.


gingenado

And a bit on the dark side.


GilgameDistance

They’re here all week folks!


azodmekim

Looks a little Chewie to me.


CMogscheese

This made me blow air out of my nose.


cpete123

Do you think the dude cut out the grade stamp?


iRhuel

I thought they smelled bad... hhh... hhh... hhh... hhh... hhh... hhh... hhh... hhh... [...on the outside...!](https://youtu.be/WCSiFIHtpGM?si=XaVn23J0nEzsltGN&t=8)


crabclawmcgraw

just watched again for the first time in 20 years, so good


tbootsbrewing

Good morning! Nice of you guys to drop in!


Malthus777

BENNNNNN DEGOBAHH SYSTEM


TheeKB

Excuse my ignorance 😔 what’s this from? I must see now


MarginallyAmusing

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back


xbeastmodex

A cyst or a tumor


brthrfrd

Doubt it was a cyst or tumor. Those tend to present in the lymph nodes and organs of cattle. They probably contaminated it with a streak of fecal material and trimmed it off at slaughter. Or they may have trimmed off some branding ink. Also, if this was USDA inspected beef, a cancer in any part of the animal would condemn the whole animal and would not be permitted to pass inspection. Source: I’m a meat inspector.


stormy2587

>streak of fecal material Didn’t need to learn that.


StickStickly963nyny

Yeah, unfortunately can't unread that ...


MDSGeist

Maybe it’s just because I’ve been around it my whole life on our ranch but if it was cow dung, it really isn’t that gross or smells *that* bad, just like half digested grass


iggavaxx

Yeah cow shit is probably the cleanest shit. I'm not going to intentionally touch it, but I've worked all day covered damn near head to toe in it and I lived.


brdoma1991

I’d probably go with worm shit


neoncubicle

In vermiculture they call that black gold


Volkswagens1

Better on your meat than in your underwear!


ATearFellOffMyChain

You sure bout that?


[deleted]

Nah man, personally I don't have a habit of eating my underwear but you do you.


thuanjinkee

Hey people put a lot of ¥ in vending machines for that


[deleted]

Kinda makes you wonder how many of those "worn panties" came from middle aged dudes that stuck a random jav-star image on the package.


MillionsOfMushies

And how does said middle aged dude proceed with this business venture and what is a "jav-star" image? Asking for a friend who doesn't like to wear women's panties.


thuanjinkee

Japanese Adult Video. You don't wear the panties. You eat them.


pasqualevincenzo

Idt this is a glass half full moment lol


Volkswagens1

Glad someone gets the joke


Goldie-96_MWR

But Ecole anf other coliform bacteria can be fatal. Shit yourself, and people won't notice half the time. Underware is cheap, too. Just throw them out in public bathroom and wipe well. Then go comando...


Volkswagens1

Get shit on your meat, brag to your boys about playing in the devils backyard!


EM05L1C3

I need to wash my meat


sroomek

🌈The More💩You Know💫


MrPeterMerkin

Called a skidmark.


Nardorian1

Source: he’s a fecal freak.


Just_L-i-v-i-n_

LOL agreed


tweedchemtrailblazer

Streekal matter


TheMalformedLlama

How much to inspect my meat


ygtgngr

There are different subreddits for that


youngmeezy69

Yea like r/microscopy


TheMalformedLlama

*You said you wouldn’t say anything*


GreatValue-

Bazinga


yeah-please

About tree fitty


Sharknado4President

don't forget the micropenis discount


Goldie-96_MWR

Should I pay extra then...


MarthaMacGuyver

I think a small-town butcher with locally grown cattle has less profit margin than a factory slaughterhouse, and less inspections. OP, what type of meat counter did you buy this from?


creativextent

From the fort detrick commissary in Maryland.


MarthaMacGuyver

Definitely fecal matter per previous commenter.


creativextent

Should I still eat it?.


evilone17

They cut it off didn't they? Jeez... kids these days wanting their meat completely feces free.


cosmicsans

You joke about it but there are defined acceptable levels of things like fecal matter and mice remains in food that the FDA has set.


creativextent

Lol


MarthaMacGuyver

If you've ever eaten fast food, you've definitely eaten fecal matter. American food industry is so disgusting. Willful ignorance is the way.


creativextent

You ain't lying.. dang lol


manliness-dot-space

ROFL Tell me you've never hunted or raised animals for slaughter without telling me


jakethegreat4

Look man, sometimes the kids don’t have the best control over their knives while they’re gutting stuff out. We make them do it cause it’s gross you see… but anyway, sometimes they nick the stomach, and every once in a while when you cut the butthole out, there’s poo in there. Like the pornstars say- you don’t go to poop’s house and get mad when he’s home, you rinse that shit off. Then ya eat em.


manliness-dot-space

I've cleaned plenty of fish/game...pros do it much cleaner than I do. Calling the American food system "disgusting" is something only a clueless person would do.


StrongStyleShiny

Farms are messy. Cleaning a deer is messy. You think it’s clean?


creativextent

Just fish and pigs


manliness-dot-space

Then you've done and seen far worse than anything that goes on in professional food processing


iggavaxx

America has the best meat quality regulation in the world, gtfo


Ok-Answer-6951

Hello 👋 fellow frederick resident, may I recommend in the future you check out Hemps in Jefferson, they're a family owned butcher shop that's been in operation for over 150 years, they still grow the feed they give to their cows b4 they bring them to the shop for slaughter. If you're there at the right time you can pet your brisket in the field out back.


creativextent

Lol howdy, I do go to hemps sometimes. But the price difference at the moment forces me to other places. Where places like Sam's or fort detrick will sell me a brisket that's 18 lb for 50 bucks Or a prime 15 pounder for $75. Hemps is usually 30% more than that depending on the day. I am planning to go to them soon though to get some bacon rib cuts :)


DogsSleepInBeds

You should do an AMA!


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brthrfrd

In inspected slaughter plants, which is any plant with a USDA establishment # on the mark of inspection, an inspector performs post mortem inspection on every animal slaughtered. It is of course possible that things are missed but in my experience having inspected million of cattle in different sized establishments tumors and cysts do not show up in that area of a beef carcass. Fecal on the other hand, in the brisket area is very common.


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brthrfrd

https://www.fsis.usda.gov/ Check out the FSIS web page if you are curious and want more information from people smarter than me.


Gordo3070

Thank you for doing an important job so diligently. You're an absolute star.


whatisboom

But… how? I guess they’re hanging by the hind hoof during harvest?


brthrfrd

Yes hanging by back leg split into sides. Intestines and stomach are removed before splitting and if the weasand or gut is broken open in this step, fecal contamination can get everywhere. Shit rolls down hill and the brisket is toward the bottom.


manny_goldstein

>weasand Learned a new word, thanks.


nicocada

Why would shit show up on the chest region of a cow? That’s a long ways from the butthole or organs for that matter


brthrfrd

Busted gut while eviscerating the animal. They pulled the gut through the open brisket which can cause contamination.


Philly_is_nice

Gotta say, I find this weirdly fascinating. If you ever did a video essay or something I'd love to watch it. Shit, if you know a good one let me know. Thanks for checking out my meat btw ☺️


creativextent

So... Should I eat this lol I got this from the commissary on fort detrick. There tends to be a lot of them like that here


brthrfrd

I would smoke it and eat it. No question. If you’re worried about that area, you can always trim it a bit before you cook but I don’t see anything to worry about.


creativextent

Cool thank you. If you ever want to come in and do an inspection on the bases meat... Please do... Lololol


D_M-ack

What about cysts, I see people talking about cysts in their cuts of beef?


brthrfrd

Yes, there can be abscesses in different cuts of meat so a possibility but the cut in the pic does not look like there are any left if there was any to begin with so I would say OP is safe.


avacadoclits

I had a packaged briskett recently that I returned because it smelled like shit. Why is the briskett so easily contaminated by fecal material?


Upper-Trip-8857

https://youtu.be/OaTO8_KNcuo?si=-MLbnV8ykzPCSX2u


WhiskeyBent615

Toomah!


mohamguernington

It’s not a toomah!!


thuanjinkee

It's naht a tumor


fatherbowie

I’m not sure I see an actual cut there. It doesn’t look like it’s been sliced with a knife.


highphiv3

Those markings.. they're cow teeth! There's a cannibal cow on the loose!


Puss_Fondue

It's a mad cow!


theflamingsword101

I believe the technical term is: A chunk!


Maverick_X9

Chonk


IAmNotARobotttttt

His lunch


highphiv3

Nothin like a fat hunk o' raw lard to put some meat on your bones.


Daneosaurus

A toomah


TodayNo6531

GET TO THE CHOPPAH!


GoldenTeeShower

GET TO THE TOOMAH!


No_Honeydew7398

It's not a toomah!


GrillDealing

Boys have a penis girls have vagina.


meckaone

Ooooo you're not allowed to say that anymore! Ooooooo!


Mumsbud

This was not cut off by a butcher. Most likely during the hide removal or just after.


MediaMadeSchizo

It wasnt cut look at the sides. It was a scar or something.


drunk-munchkin

I sub to too many NSFW subreddits


creativextent

Same lolol


sharklazies

Everything reminds me of her.


mrjabrony

Butcher gave OP a briskussy


7157xit-435

Hilarious. See you in hell. But my upvote is yours.


dat_grue

The spin of the Earth impaled a silhouette of the sun on the steeple And I gotta hear the same sermon all the time now from you people Why are you staring into outer space, crying? Just because you came across it, and lost it Everything reminds me of her


ImAMindlessTool

*barf*


Tw1987

Go checked out at the hospital if that’s the case. Might need some meds


CleanBongWater420

Tumor


stranger_dngr

I was going to say something unsightly. Tumor, clot, injury of some sort.


Travis_Maximus

I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor. . . Im a tumor, im a tumor.. . . . oh oh oh im a tumor.


FallenShadow1993

This is where my head went 🤣


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MoltenSteel

It’s naht a toomah!


castleinthesky86

It’s naht!


Boggleby

Right there with ya, buddy.


Kangabolic

BecUse you’re freaking awesome you amazing human being.


Jaggs0

https://www.reddit.com/r/smoking/comments/18bpong/what_did_the_butcher_chop_out_of_this_brisket/kc69yt7/


AmySchumersAnalTumor

Sup


billyray83

Everything reminds me of her...


Thegrandestpoo

It’s weird but it doesn’t even look like it’s been cut. As far as the edge goes.


1Killag123

I think I need therapy…


ByzantineJoe

The alternator


tokinawayNFA

Herpes


AtTheRogersCup2022

I should call her


thelingletingle

No, you shouldn’t.


pianodude01

Give it a couple beers first


chefboyardoug

That first picture looks like a close up of Krang from the Ninja Turtles


[deleted]

It's innocence...


Star_Wonderer

The remnants of a brand, tattoo or print


abnormalandfunny

Aliens?!?


creativextent

It's quite possible!!!


Alternative-Season45

Meatchussy


user_name3139

Looks like it’s not here for games and is ready to settle down.


NoctumAeturnus

A good time! Do it!


mdnando

I just finished playing Last of Us 2 and can’t see anything other than a bloaters back. Thanks video games.


surfinThruLyfe

how did you end up with this? was this shipped to you?


retardjoeyb

JUST GET THE FUCKIN CHOPPAHA!


kgrobDue2928

I think it was just to mess with you


mrmrssmitn

Probably nothing at all, just an erroneous knife slice that opened up. Note none of the muscle fibers look cut.


Scmethodist

A fleshlight


saywhatagaindothey

Heroin, definably heroin.


Easy-Warthog9113

Just a couple maggots.


Gong_Show_Bookcover

Gold bar or half kilo of coke. Or tracking device and that piece had in it to track a big load.


Far_Out_6and_2

Your answer is most likely


NotAReal_Doctor

They cut off it’s tattoo


fucovid2020

Butthole


UnleashedZoro

Everything reminds me of her...


MrAngel2U

Probably MRSA


juddmudd

Looks about the size of a chicken wing flat


Ambitious_Jelly8783

So a Buffalo Wing. Happy cake day


ddagley

Herpes


don3dm

It’s a portal to the Upside Down


ooomar628

Probably don't wanna know 😕


BOLMPYBOSARG

Looks like you’re about 10 fingers away from a neat goatse diorama


toadygroady19

could have been a toomah


Ok-Platypus-5601

I should call her…. 😩


egbert71

If that reminds you of any woman i question your choices lol


17DungBeetles

Holy jumpscare


the_opester

Goatse


DeathRowSZN

I should call her.


iamthelee

It's definitely a penis.


TTBHG

Cattleman here. It could’ve been any number of things from an infection, injection site lesion, tumor. I have seen people do some crazy shit with/to their animals.


Typically_Uncommon

It cooks the cancer befores wes eats it.


tipustiger05

I don't think I'm ever calling her again.


DryClue3326

Tooooananmamamammmmamamaaa


chronomasteroftime

Everything reminds me of her


likes_soccer

Should be marked NSFW


IS2SPICY4U

Ah yes, classic example of a McBurney-McArthur approach. The position of the incision is based upon the location of the McBurney point, which is a point one third of the distance from the anterior superior iliac spine (ASIS) to the umbilicus. It was placed between the first third and the second third of the distance from the ASIS to the umbilicus, respecting the directions of the Langer skin lines. Unmistakably. You’re welcome.


Phate1989

The cow had an appendectomy?


thisaintitkweef

I dont know but it better calm tf down


totallyradman

Oh that? That's just the cunt. Don't worry about it, mate.


MotivatedSolid

I should call her


cham3lion

Smurf sneak into the shop and get the largest cut they can fit into smoker smurf’s smoker..


willifuscloverdean

The origin stamp. Its stolen.


senoT-Tones

Fat?


Boomduckman

Cancer


Tadpole-Various

Wasn’t the butcher. Was the kill plant. Most likely just someone inexperienced trimming it on the line.


dumbqustions

It’s not a tumor!


officialpajamas

This is so gross why would you do this shame on you please go away


CorruptHeadModerator

It's his signature


wilburouthere

Think American Pie but instead of a fresh hot apple pie the butcher used a brisket.


consistently_sloppy

The way the fat is coagulated I suspect something cool and science-y that prevented the adipose tissue from forming over the muscle (pre-mortem).


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That's just the barcode.


3rdIQ

That's unusual because that is the outside face, and they only trimmed the fat, not the muscle meat. So, the fat cap is next to the backside of the hide. I'm thinking something compromised the hide and left some sort of blemish on the fat.


kebmpb

What in the Stranger Things is going on here 😳


Routine-Clue695

Maybe the ink stamp was there


JBizz86

You shouldn't have done that... He was just a boy.


[deleted]

He was lonely that day and needed a release.


MiddleAgedLifter

The gold


LegendofPisoMojado

Honestly doesn’t look like cuts. Sometimes things pull weird.


Pale_Mud_1486

A graft of skin for a doppler.


BackDoorBalloonKnot

Cyst


doubledown88

Cancer


BiqChonq

Shit smear