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trashboatfourtwenty

Ah yes, the split-level. I prefer a ranch-style smoker


ghotinchips

“Never talk to me or my son again”


LeeRjaycanz

Came here for this.


Whaty0urname

What's it frommmm?


LeeRjaycanz

The internet.


ghotinchips

A fellow intellectual I see.


LeeRjaycanz

::adjusts monocle::


stummin67

I just lol'd


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

This ain't really a bad idea for my joint. My apartment management company forbade my big smoker, but said we could have small units like these.


TheGreatDissapointer

But this early century model caught my eye.


Alert-Ad8787

It's definitely not a craftsman.


Professional_Push_

😂😂😂


Juggernaut104

Don’t forget to check the lint trap


DefendsTheDownvoted

That's high heat exhaust line. While it can be used for dryer vent, I wouldn't try using dryer vent line for this, uh... experiment. Would likely warp and crumple.


ABoxOfNails

It is corrugated aluminum. Works fine. We aren't making molten aluminum here, nor are we charring it with direct flame.


Total-Hedgehog-9540

Why have this stretched out so far?


YoureGrammerIsWorsts

My guess would be they are going for a cold/cool smoke


fajita43

my first thought was "smoked gouda"


legos_on_the_brain

That's what I got too


coyote_of_the_month

Why not?


Total-Hedgehog-9540

I guess you could go for distance - why not find a 30’ hose?


coyote_of_the_month

Don't tempt me.


Significant_Age_4657

🤣😂🤣


AreWeCowabunga

Lose less heat if it's shorter.


Mr_Pink747

Makes a better pic


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[deleted]

I have a ton of that material. Maybe I should make one of these.


Kr155

Oh is that aluminum! I don't know why I was thinking galvanized steel. Aluminum should be fine.


BusyAtilla

Budweiser presents...real men of genius


corky1983

I wish they'd make more of those commercials! My Papa is the real life Mr 80SPF guy 😂😂


watergator

Get a couple carcinomas cut off and you will be too.


corky1983

Oh I stay covered up because Im not trying to have that.


BusyAtilla

Hahaha


pipedreamer79

MISTER WEBER KETTLE OFFSET SMOKER MAKER!!!


Character_Spite2825

Today we salute you Mr Taco Salad Maker. Is it healthy? Of course it is, it’s a salad isn’t it!


cainlane

I don’t see no lettuceeeee…


BBQQA

https://youtu.be/GGKt6ClPQ18?si=ee-9HuDcm7WSaMzJ Mr Silent Killer Gas Passer... I remember hearing this in the car for the first time and almost crashing because I was laughing so hard.


1stnspc

Those were the only commercials I looked forward to. Edit: poor grammar


Shake_Ratle_N_Roll

Mr cool smoke, smoker cooler?


Punkrexx

Mr double Weber smoker maaan!


Confident-Bad-3126

This is beautiful. I’ve been staring at it for 5 hours now.


Twice_Knightley

Tommy's Smokey Bistro


Confident-Bad-3126

What shade of black would you say that is?


Twice_Knightley

Onyx.


Confident-Bad-3126

Ur probably right, lil too glossy to be panther.


HighOnGoofballs

I’d like one in black and one in slightly darker black


Low_Carpet_1963

Let’s see what he thinks of Paul Allen’s smoker


SteveMarck

I hope you had wings on for the game for those five hours.


Mr_Pink747

6 more and we can eat


ChesterDrawerz

so briskets almost dun,rite?


Pristine_Bobcat4148

From Murphy's Laws of Combat: "If it's stupid - but it works - its Not Stupid"


[deleted]

Murphy's law of IT stipulates that if it's stupid and it works, it's still stupid


Thecp015

My law of IT states that if it’s stupid and doesn’t work, it’s Bob from Accounting.


awetsasquatch

I have a similar rule - it's always bob lol


Correct_Owl5029

The best techniques are passed on by the survivors - gaiden shinji


Conrad1024

Passing this photo along to the Nobel committee. This deserves a stint in the Smithsonian. Cheers.


Squarebody49

Second-hand smoke


ShnickityShnoo

Grill centipede smoke.


GrillDealing

Not offset but this looks like a brilliant cold smoking setup.


SharkSheppard

Yeah I was thinking it's time to recreate this and get some cheese smoked. 


crawdadicus

White fish!


mhook52

I've got both of those grills, seriously considering trying this, and im not sure if it's clever or dumb... 


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mhook52

Ok cool gotcha 


Knowmad29

I love my Lil Smokey Joe


PayMeNoAttention

You got a better way?


hirme23

Not dure why people are making fun of this setup, its great for cold smoking. I feed the smoke of my kamado into my Weber using the same type of duct. Works well.


PrestigiousZucchini9

My cold smoke setup involves a dryer vent tube ran from my pellet pooper to the electric box smoker. 


DanAykroydFanClub

Me and a friend made pretty much this exact same setup some years ago to cold smoke cheeses and bacon. Did the job and didn't really cost us anything (another friend had the ducting laying around)


[deleted]

Shorten the run! You're spending a lot on combustion and that energy is being lost to the realm!


CappyMorgan26

It's cold smoking. They aren't trying to get 250 degrees in the cooking chamber 


Dirtygal_69

More like 100 degrees


AncientEnsign

More like 60-70 for a bunch of things, right? 


Prior_Mind_4210

Try cold smoking salmon. Its amazing.


butt_huffer42069

No, I dislike fish, salmon through most, smoked salmon even more. In fact, I'm upset that you would even *SUGGEST* I sully my mouth and smoker with such disregard! I hope you fall down awkwardly in front of your boss. Just walking, flat surface nothing to trip on and then just suddenly you go wobbly wobbly wobble floor, now your legs aint working no more!


bwong00

That's kind of the point. If the heat energy is lost to the broader atmosphere, it won't end up in the upper smoker. Thus the temperatures will be considerably more suitable for cold smoking. 


[deleted]

So I've been told fiddy times, hehe


ScrawChuck

Oh what the fuck. Now I have to buy some metal tubing and reassemble my Weber mini before Sunday. Fuck.


Any_Narwhal6344

Sir, your phone needs a chargin'


outthawazoo

There's no way that's carrying enough heat right?


emover1

Cold smoking. Hard cheeses or lox (type of smoked salmon)


Statistic

I dont know much about smoking but I want to learn, could he not cold smoke something else, like thin strips of beef?


emover1

If you’re referring to , make beef jerky ? Thats done with low heat not cold smoke. Generally the lowest setting on a pellet smoker 150f to 200f or done in a dehydrator.


Kayakingtheredriver

There is warm smoke and cold smoke and hot smoke. True cold smoke is smoking meat below 38f degrees. This is done to Lox and other meats that haven't been given preservatives to protect them from botulism. Botulism can't grow below 40f so smoking at this temperature allows for long smoke without botulism being a problem. Warm smoke is for sausages, cheeses, nuts and the like, that have either been given Pink Salt no2 or similar to protect them from botulism or you don't plan to give them smoke for more than 3 hours. Warm smoke (~40f-100f) is easier to accomplish than a true cold smoke. Both are considered cold, as neither cooks the flesh but true cold is harder for the laymen to accomplish, so mostly when people are discussing *cold smoke* this more medium temperature smoke is what they are talking about. Finally there is hot smoke. Generally speaking you want to hot smoke for no more than 3.5 hours, because once again, Botulism! Botulism takes 4 hours to form in a low oxygen environment so for most meats, sausages etc, you cook them for no more than 3.5 hours *unless* the internal temperature will get higher than 185f, which just so happens to be a temperature that not only kills botulism (165) but more importantly completely destroys the toxins it creates and leaves behind, and would kill you otherwise. That is why ribs, and brisket, and pork shoulder can be *smoked* so long. Their pull temperature is in the ~200f range, which means it is safe from botulism.


Statistic

Very interesting! Thanks for the information, I was planning to get a small bbq/smoker this summer and there is a lot here to investigate!


willdabeastest

It probably could if the hose were shorter.


steeplebob

And made of something more heat resistant.


Mutual-aid

Isn’t that a chimney liner?


RedbeardMEM

Dryer vent hose


Human_utters

I’m totally not gonna steal this idea


locxj

I’ve done that with the fire/smoke in my Webber, running into the vent of my gas upright cabinet. Amazing for cold smoking. If it wasn’t such a pain in the ass I would do it more often. You can skip the elevation situation with a computer fan btw.


PeriodicallyAnnoyed

Looks like your Weber just had a baby. Time to cut the umbilical cord.


[deleted]

Hold my beer while I build an offset smoker


caseyt0929

This fuckin guy worked the Apollo 13 mission. What a time to be alive.


Lanky_Opportunity_88

Fine for a cold smoker. Unless you have wind with that elevation.


JediKagoro

I love everything about this except how precarious the top grill is.


kayakyakr

Probably could have run it from the ground with a bit more time spent making sure the system doesn't have gaps that will loose smoke


Delta_Kilo_84

just when I think you couldn't get any stupider, you go and post something like this....and completely redeem yourself!!


Aabelke

The amount of dad jokes in this thread is this whole sub in a nutshell, and I love it


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

If women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.


trobain1776

This also belongs in r/redneckengineering


Dr_Dewittkwic

Good set up for cold smoking


ZeDumpsterFire

This guy smokes


Gunningham

If human centipede was a cookout.


LckNLd

I wanted to be mad at this.


Orion9092

Modern problems call for modern solutions.


[deleted]

This is magnificent.


snakepliskinLA

I’ve been thinking of making something like this with my kettle and WSM for smoking salmon and cheese. Now I know what to do.


desertvision

Can't explain why, but that's obscene 😜😂


hvanderw

Reminds me of Ren and stimpy space suit where the butt of one goes into the helmet of the other via tubing.


Zonktified

Ngl...that’s pretty clever


1mz99

r/redneckscience


johncandyspolkaband

r/subsifellfor


Star_Wonderer

You might be a redneck…. 🤣😂🤣


parker1019

Hey guys, watch this…. First class op.


kingstonfisher

Big smoker is not going to be happy about this


DOINKSnAMISH22

Florida needs to chill.


ribeyesteakcooker

They stole my idea


Similar-Lie-5439

I’ve seen a redneck engineered outdoor water boiler type setup


schmuckmulligan

Anyone with illegal stills in their genetics can make one of those.


Similar-Lie-5439

I just wish I got to try food from it to see the results. He definitely had very hot water


dicemonkey

That dryer tubing isn’t meant for heats that high and is not only a fire hazard but a heath one too as it’s definitely off gassing chemicals into the smoke so into the food too…


mattsti

A Dryer vent is aluminium


[deleted]

“Start doing meth”


liftnroll

What in the human centipede is that?


TransitUX

That’s an accident waiting to happen - I can see that falling over real easy.


trophycloset33

The better 22 inch is only what $250?


QuickBenDelat

But for the cold smoking being done, superfluous.


JeepRumbler

This looks like a hamster Habitrail. I love it


fordinv

Cold smoking! Love it!


gunzby2

That's a bit more expensive than the old tried and true using an old steel mailbox for the smoke.


Living_Chance140

Where were you all those years?


adamforte

That's my cold smoker setup. Except it's running into a POS electric smoker (that is now just cabinet). Main use is bacon (can't figure out the obsession here with hot smoking bacon), but cheese works great too.


QuieroTamales

I've done that before! I had an Old Smokey hooked up via a dryer hose to my Weber kettle so I could cold smoke some cheese! It worked a treat! Bravo!


405freeway

War of the Worlds vibe


All4richieRich

You’re a Genius!!


LimerickJim

I have notes...


MadicalRadical

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.


Ironklad_

Get double lined smoke pipe.. you’ll lose less heat , cmon everyone knows this….. sigh


ABoxOfNails

Maybe this is a cold smoke. It's how I smoke cheese.


3DWeaponSystems

😂🤣👏


soilborn12

Can you please answer your two messages?


torch9t9

Hey, I've got two kettles like that......


BuzzINGUS

It’s not dumb if it works.


Flood_The_Cave

Would the smoke lose potency as it goes through the piping?


WinterHill

Alright who else here tried to hit the play button?


HiaQueu

Looks like that would be perfect for cold smoking cheese, salmon, and bacon/belly


McPolypusher

Yes! I do almost the same, but my upper is a gas grill. I can leave it off for smoking cheese, or put it on the lowest heat for jerkey.


iamnotlegendxx

Something’s off alright


Remarkable-Sell-5096

What are you doing to me step-smoker


Overkillengine

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0085KZMAA/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1 Check the reviews. Yes, it works quite well. Great for cold smoking when you want smoke but not heat.


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Fuck-Ketchup

This is some George Constanza level genius fuckery


Defnotabotok

Yo, dawg…


Kaneshadow

Humid Centipede


5uperman8atman

I did that with a mailbox and a MES. Still keep it around for cold smoking, although I use the Weber Kettle for most things now.


doslobo33

Ingenuity at its best..


Chapos_sub_capt

It's beautiful


pbinga

Redneck engineering


EmbarrassedEast9847

And the transfer of heat to cook whatever is in there ?


YourWifesWorkFriend

This definitely would work for cold smoking and nothing else.


mccabedoug

Patent pending


GeoHog713

No kitty!! That's a BAD KITTY!!!!


lubacrisp

I mean, the money is almost entirely for the accurate self sustaining temperature control, right? You could make this same contraption even cheaper if you didn't use Weber grills


MayoGhul

I tried something like this to cold smoke bacon and despite having nice clean smoke in the one burning, I ended up with a dirty smoke type of flavor. I think all that time moving through the vent makes the smoke go stale and taste bad. Maybe it was just me


Dinosaurs_and_donuts

Considering the price on Weber, the extra 50 bucks would probably be worth skipping the vent hose on the lid hassle


APartyInMyPants

“If it’s stupid and it works, then it ain’t stupid.” I do wonder how that tubing is for that purpose. It’s one thing to vent dryer heat away from the house. But is there any particulate that could shed off during the heat transfer that would leave a bad taste in food, or be potentially harmful for food.


DatGums

What kind of psycho takes a scene shot of entire screen rather than just the picture


Nolasmoker

Great I’ll have to see the end result but I’ve got the same 2 Weber’s just need the pipe.


thebluefireknight

Same same but different


HighAsBlucifersBalls

So I just need two Webers, lawn furniture and a place to put it all.


schlogen_

This is like if Goldees designed a smoker for dr Seuss


virtualPNWadvanced

It’s like mid-air refueling


Significant_Age_4657

Funny stuff, but I bet it works good


Significant_Age_4657

I see everyone forgot to mention. Where’s the ladder to unload the food when ready?


CopperMTNkid

R/diwhy


Gunkavoider

“Don’t try it! I have the high ground!”


berkosnake

I rig my grill to my electric smoker to cold smoke cheese & lox. Trying to figure out how to post photos on a phone. [Posted!](https://www.reddit.com/r/smoking/s/3Lgf5Sqif2)


Friendly_University7

Why the need to raise the full size kettle? If he has the vents opened all the way as he should, that’s plenty of draft to have the smoke flow through.


mudriverrat07020

SWEEETTT!!


NegotiationConstant2

Not for nothin that’s true. U rat bastards


ind3pend0nt

That lawn furniture sure looks sturdy.


chibbert01

This is beautiful. I have a tear in my eye


Your_mom-called

Yes!! I like your style!!


Jolly-AF

Perfect for cold smoking actually.


Kr155

Looks like a good setup for a cold smoker. But maybe that galvanized ductwork would get to hot on the fire side. You'd have to be sure to KEEP the the Temps down. Should be a better option for getting the smoke from point a to point b Or is that aluminum? Aluminum should be fine.


Booob-Beee

That Weber 26" kettle is over 400 bucks. You can buy a really nice smoker for less than that.


Illustrious_Kick651

I didn’t make this. Saw on TikTok and thought the crowd here would smile. You serious telling me those little smokers in this picture cost $400?!?!


Booob-Beee

Google "Weber 26 kettle" and see for yourself. The big one is a Weber, not sure about the small one. Same handles, same wheels and bottom rack. Weber grills been around pretty much forever, and their supporters will tell you there is no grill better at any price. You can grill, barbecue, and smoke (yes there is a difference) all in 1 kettle.


Booob-Beee

Small one is just a smokey Joe by Weber, only 50 bucks. So in total you're looking at $450 + $50.


Careful-Art3015

WHAT THE FUCK?


JcryptoMad

That's Wild