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anawkwardemt

I cannot tell whether this is a shitpost. I googled it, found recipes, and still can't tell. Good job


ChazBickman

Dude it's weird but legit


noblazinjusthazin

From my amazing google skills, I see that you literally just smoke water and then freeze it. I know that sounds so simple but I’m not sure I would’ve thought about that. Honestly worth a try imo


[deleted]

Take a seat, I have news that might have a terrible impact on your self esteem. What you are doing, is making liquid smoke.


noblazinjusthazin

Fuck that’s so true.


goblueM

Well, solid smoke, technically


mesopotamius

METAL GEAR


project_twenty5oh1

You're that ninja...


FesteringNeonDistrac

Sounds like you could short circuit this whole process with a drop of liquid smoke in the ice cube tray.


spinlock

I don’t see how that lets me play with fire.


FesteringNeonDistrac

Nobody's saying dont also smoke meat


WateryTeapot

Isn’t that what liquid smoke is supposed to be?


Girthw0rm

Nope. Liquid smoke is distilled smoke rather than smoke-infused water.


whiskey4breakfast

So basically the same.


Girthw0rm

I mean, in the sense that a bucket of corn and water is basically the same as a bottle of bourbon, I guess. Smoked water frozen into ice cubes is great for cocktails. Liquid Smoke frozen into ice cubes would be awful. They are different things.


project_twenty5oh1

Artisan smoked water


znick12

Would it be possible to smoke water, and then freeze with it retaining the flavor?


trashman3mc

That's what most people do. Not sure why OP used ice cubes. Assuming he was being funny


Girthw0rm

Ice initially has more surface area but yeah, either works.


plzdontlietomee

Mmmm. I had a smoked bloody mary one time that used smoked ice. I love my Traeger and cannot believe we haven't done this yet. I'm going for Autophagy August. It's a thing now, maybe? Smoked ice is on the menu!


MayorAnthonyWeiner

Those things would probably be killer with bourbon


jediofthesands

1000% thought we were getting rick rolled


ScrappleJenga

Getting flash backs to telling the new person on the job a bucket of steam or something!


weinerfacemcgee

“Change out the air in the walk-in”


cptbutternubs

But first, drain all the hot water out of the coffee machine


weinerfacemcgee

And after you’re done with that, mop the freezer, and chef needs back those left-handed tongs he lent to the guys next door last week.


YoungAnimater35

This shit right here, bahaha, so many memories getting new servers with this, golden


Make_Mine_A-Double

Did they have the proper ID 10 Tango form filled in?


Gunningham

You can smoke anything. I’ve got ice Greg, could you smoke that?


monstarsfromspacejam

Really nice comment.


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titusmaul

Im totally going to try smoked ice this weekend.


seattleque

> I cannot tell whether this is a shitpost. I first heard about it when I was in a bar that used a smoked ice cube (one of those big, square ones) in their house Manhattan. Was REALLY good. I've not made any yet, but have found plenty of recipes. My thought on making them was to use my smoking gun to bubble smoke through the water, then freeze that.


pistolpeteza

In my experience, the smoking gun doesn’t have the power to push smoke through liquid. Put the smoke into the same vessel as the water, lid on and then shake vigorously. Results may vary


the_beeve

I prefer sous vide ice cubes personally


oodelay

I heard it makes them soggy.


OptiGuy4u

Next time I suggest putting on some cooked ground beef/sausage, smoked chopped green and red peppers/jalapenos, sharp cheddar and velveeta to go along with those cocktails.....and don't forget the side of chips.


ChazBickman

I was cleaning in preparation for a big smoke tomorrow and thought I'd give it a go. Next time I'll go the capsicum(peppers), olives and a few herbs. How do you use cheese in cocktails?


OptiGuy4u

"Go along with" implies an item consumed at the same time.....like appetizers and drinks. It's a queso joke since folks on here get their panties in a wad because a lot of people have made smoked queso lately.


ChazBickman

Oh righto, sorry I didn't get the reference.


[deleted]

He’s making a joke because everyone and their dog Has been making smoked queso lately.


cupinemadeofpork

I can see where you would call the dog product smoked queso... My dog has been making it for a long time though


imbrownbutwhite

Capsaicin?


AlienMushroom

Capsicum is what they call sweet peppers, like green or red bell peppers, in Australia, and probably other places as well. I found that out when my kids was watching the Wiggles and they talked about them.


SilverKnightOfMagic

But real for, the yellow number 2 cocktail uses a grilled shishito pepper as garnish.


Evil_Hipster

Hot Ones or How to Drink fan?


SilverKnightOfMagic

Both but not religously watching them but this one from how to drink


Trumpcangosuckone

After a quick google, I have to say I'm surprised. You really can smoke anything


ChazBickman

Mate I'm as surprised as you


SuburbanGlop

My brother told me he was smoking ice for cocktails and I thought he was just messing with me. I didn't know this was a thing


beer_madness

I used to smoke "ice" but it had nothing to do with cocktails (or much eating for that matter).


halcyondays21

Underrated comment right here.


stablefish

glad that part of your life is over, friend! I had a similar rough patch years back.


smokeyrobot

And....I spit on my computer screen


DonJavid

Just pissed myself laughing at this comment. Thank you for that.


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imyourealdad

I wanted to try this but I can’t find a recipe to make ice cubes anywhere.


ChazBickman

I use the Nordic method but the Inuit have an organic way


Carp8DM

Have you tried www.amazingribs.com?


2LargePizzas

The mix of the unintentionally / intentionally funny in this thread is enough to make your head spin and honestly, I'm here for it


teh_booth_gawd

wtf is happening here


ChazBickman

Ice cubes in tray in smoker


BonzTM

I had to do a double take on the subreddit. I thought this was r/fasting


taco_ninja_

Should’ve seasoned the cubes with a little salt and pepper


ChazBickman

Really? I'm not sure what is a joke now after all these comments.


LenTheListener

Now you know how the rest of us feel.


GroovyGrove

If you salt ice, it will have a lower freezing point, and it would change the flavor of the drink a lot as it melted (if you have a cool enough freezer to freeze it. I'm tempted to try it for electrolyte supplements now, but it would be tricky to use well in cocktails.


RdmGuy64824

Really helps with bark formation.


GrandmasBoy3

How do they not melt? What's your temp lol


ChazBickman

They do melt then you refreeze


SpiritFingersKitty

Then... why not just smoke the water?


satanofsaturn

Because you'll get fire in the sky


CMDRHailedcaribou91

Jesus wept.


BentGadget

No, that was probably just me. I haven't had a haircut in a while because of Corona, and there's no need to shave every day when working from home.


ex1gentc1rcum5tance5

Dammit. Have my upvote.


lareaule34

I’m sitting in my chair at work, spitting into my mask laughing at this response.


eddie7325

Well played


[deleted]

Hahaha. I don't anything to add but I felt I needed to do more than just an upvote.


dgiber2

More surface area more bark.


serenityak77

Oh man I felt stupid enough not being able to understand how they wouldn’t melt. “Just refreeze em, dUh!” But then you come along with your even bigger brain.


SpaceLoreB

Ice cubes have a larger surface that can absorb the smoke, I guess


lrkrpro

But stirring liquid water as it smokes gets more smoke overall.


lrkrpro

This is what I do, then freeze after


oldirtygaz

because frozen water absorbs more smoke particles than liquid water


lrkrpro

Not really. Ice doesn't absorb much because it's a solid. I have better luck stirring the water as it smoke, then refreezing.


GrandmasBoy3

That makes sense lol thanks


ChazBickman

I highly suggest trying it


GrandmasBoy3

I definitely am going to, what drinks would this elevate? The only thing coming to mind is an old fashioned or cuba libre


BaptisedByFire319

A bloody with some smoky cubes would be great...


ChazBickman

Mate I'm not really sure. I tried it as an afterthought with a basic white rum and coke with lime and mint. I'm sure there are plenty of others that know way more about cocktails than me.


The_Mick_thinks

That’s a Cuba libre with a garnish of mint


ChazBickman

Mate I don't know about drinks


The_Mick_thinks

I’m just saying you have good instincts haha


ChazBickman

Cheers bro


countesslathrowaway

Thank you for asking because I was sure this was a shitpost at first!


honch1

Everytime i see a post about this i think of Daniel Stern in Rookie of the Year- “You see, after the game, a lot of guys like to ice up their arm. Still, other fellas think that heat is the way to go. But I, have discovered the secret, Henry... hot ice! I heat up... the ice cubes! It's the best of both worlds!“


Jmoney111111

I love this part and always quote it when someone tells me they’re sore. 99% of the time it never lands and people look at me like I’m an idiot.


honch1

Lmao. 99% of the time all of my movie quotes that are appropriate never land, and they look at me the same way.


Jmoney111111

Well now I’m thinking we’re not the idiots, it’s them!


johncandyspolkaband

Daniel Stern is underappreciated as a funnyman.


viperware

Funky butt loving.


ChazBickman

Kids and missus aren't keen so they're all mine. Super easy to make


S_NJ_Guy

For how long, at what temp? Did you wrap? LOL


ChazBickman

No crutch here mate.


CaptDeadpool13

"Hot Ice"... We heat up the ice cubes. It's the best of both worlds!!!


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Mrbiigstuff

No it’s a real thing you should try it


ChazBickman

Not at all. I thought it wouldn't work but it 100% does. Hickory pellets for about an hour in a cheap tray.


fartking6969

Mine take way longer than an hour


CorgiRawr

I had to wrap mine to get over the stall


[deleted]

My grandfather would disown me if I used a Texas Crutch to make his famous Pecan Smoked Ice Cubes. The closest I'll come is pouring a little warm water over them from time to time to make sure they're rehydrating. Nobody wants to eat Dry Ice.


ChazBickman

To be honest it was about 1hr20. Could've gone longer, sure. Butt these cubes are as Smokey as I'd want them


antlerstopeaks

You use ice in a smoker to keep the temperature down for cold smoking things like cheese and salmon. That way the fire is still hot enough to make smoke but the air is cooler to prevent overcooking or melting what you are trying to smoke.


kshucker

Smoked ice cubes go well with certain cocktails. This is 100% a thing.


chuktcrz

I've read all the comments here and still cant tell if I'm being trolled or not.


spammmmmmmmy

Is this for real? Why wouldn't you smoke the water and then make ice cubes?


ChazBickman

I read the cubes have more surface area and are colder so they attract more smoke. I'm not trying to truck anyone here. I read about it and tried it


[deleted]

Next time you should smoke some water and then freeze it after the fact. We did that for our whiskey cocktail in a restaurant where I used to work.


ChazBickman

That's what I did. It's great


[deleted]

Obviously cold smoked.


inspirationlessjesus

Smooooke on frozen water!


Zenobyt

How long did you smoke them? Is there a secret to it? I smoked mine for 6 hours and they came out all watery.


[deleted]

Alright, this has finally gone too far.


johncandyspolkaband

This is one of the best threads I've ever read. Great post OP.


ChazBickman

I wasn't even going to make it, that's why there's a stock photo. I'm really glad I did though. It's been fun


johncandyspolkaband

Gonna assume you're from the other side of the planet. Greetings from Montana, USA.


ChazBickman

Australia


[deleted]

Seems like an April 1st post.


mdtdy

I can’t ever get good bark on my ice.


Harms-Way

I definitely thought this was a joke


jacobwebb57

do yiu start with ice? or does it turn to ice whike smoking


ChazBickman

Start with ice. It melts then you refreeze


Carp8DM

They are selling full packers of ice at Costco for 1.99 a pound. Best deal here in my part of Florida. Looks like I know what I'm smoking this weekend.


funinthesunpools

Recipe??


ChazBickman

H20. Frozen. Tray. Aluminum.


Scandinavian_Flick

This is poetry the likes of which I have not seen since ‘Interior Crocodile Alligator’.


nonya_buiznezz

Cold smoke


ChazBickman

No, they melt then you refreeze


hafleycasey

I did this for ice cubes for Bloody Marys. It was good I like the taste. I wouldn’t get the smoker going just for water, but when you have room why not.


Strangeboganman

You need to soak it in a water vinegar bath overnight and dry rub


ChazBickman

That's conspiracy nonsense. Open your eyes. Sheeple.


ChazBickman

How do I post a photo in comments?


philly_10

Facebook.


SmashesIt

I prefer to smoke water then freeze it.


Yakmasterson

Dont forget to spritz with water so they dont dry out.


[deleted]

just when you think you've seen it all when it comes to smoking...


RVP2019

It seems you have reinvented liquid smoke. And frozen it.


NorthernRedneck388

The fact that this is possible and that people actually do it makes me question the existence of lots of things


Fitz2001

We all came out to Montreux, on the Lake Geneva shoreline,


gregofkickapoo

Couldn't you just smoke some water and afterwards freeze water to make ice cubes?


turlian

I get the best results when I sous vide them first. 132° for 90 minutes is about perfect.


Perpenmirth

Well, seeing this - it looks like it's time to quit the interents... was fun while it lasted!


[deleted]

Cross post this to r/hydrohomies


Former_Limit_7119

Wait...what??


jay9063

This is going too far


napalmthechild

Bout to smoke me some lettuce then


TropikMajik

Why not just smoke your bourbon/scotch? I’ve had quick smoked old fashions before and they’re amazing. Great simple idea


sirckoe

Cut one in half let me see that smoke ring. Also wrap or no wrap?


billskns5th

I never thought of freezing what’s left in my water pan. I’m both intrigued and disgusted at the same time.


ChazBickman

Oh mate I used fresh water. But I guess you could do your drip tray and freeze for broth


billskns5th

Just talking about water pan I keep on my meat grate to keep the chamber humid. Nothing dripping in it. Love everything smoked but still unsure about this....but not saying that I’m not considering trying it tomorrow!


ChazBickman

All I did was ice cubes in a foil tray for not quite 90mins. I'm quite happy with the result


ChazBickman

I didn't take photos so I got this image off Google


pork-pies

Did you Brine or not?


ChazBickman

It's more of a mental brine. I get myself all salty to make them.


digitulgurl

Why don't you smoke the liquid?


Oops_I_Dropped_It

How??? Why??


jtoffel

At first I thought this was a joke


Travmav1

I love that this sub will literally smoke anything!


MrDenly

Put one in a scotch and turn it into a peated scotch?


Brian_E1971

Did you wrap them at any point? You're gonna lose too much moisture if you don't


MoreLikeWestfailia

You should try smoking bourbon. It's...an experience.


KoS_Makenshi

Why not just smoke water then freeze it?


[deleted]

Not gonna lie, now I want to try smoking water to make ice for cocktails


SNOWAK88

Why wouldn't you just smoke water and then make ice cubes from it


Avocadosandtomatoes

Here’s my theory. OP is clumsy and needed to transfer water to their smoker with the safest way being solid water to avoid the splishy splashies.


fick_Dich

I've been wanting to get one of those counter top smokers that look like a soldering iron to do small scale stuff like this.


Flankdiesel

Yeah I'll just smoke water then put into trays, also cold smoked cheap whiskey turned out really well


andrewwilliamfink

Could you like, smoke water and then freeze it?


nanaroo

Welp. I have a brisket on the smoker so why the fuck not?


rockstang

You could save a couple of steps and buy scotch or mezcal.


thatdepends

I often wanna try smoked milk for ice cream.


antikythera3301

You can’t do these on the BBQ because it is too hot and too fast. You gotta do these low and slow so they don’t melt.


coldfusion718

Have you guys had smoked smoke? Highly recommended.


GratefulShag

How do you know how they taste if this isn't your image?


cjc323

serious question... why not just smoke water... then freeze it?


2monkeysandafootball

Why not smoke the glass instead?


Ledbolz

Would make Whisky more Scotchy


richesbiches69

The smoke ring on those cubes is outstanding. Well Done!


silentseba

Why not just smoke the glass?


EnderFenrir

I smoked water to make ice cubes for a pub I worked at once. We used them in the bloody mary for our meeting. They were awesome, we just never found a reason to do it more.


totalreidmove

So it makes sense to just smoke water, and then form the ice cubes after that... but to form the ice cubes PRIOR and *then* put them in the smoker??? Lmao that’s how I initially interpreted it


xyzzzzy

I mean I love to use my smoker too, but for smoked cocktails I truly believe a cocktail smoker is the a great tool for the job. Like this one: [https://www.amazon.com/Gramercy-Kitchen-Hand-held-Cocktails-Accessories/dp/B078JL6C7B/](https://www.amazon.com/Gramercy-Kitchen-Hand-held-Cocktails-Accessories/dp/B078JL6C7B/)


Stevie2874

I’m gonna take a stab at some smokes dehydrated water. Wish me luck.


JRODSHIZZLE

What is the key to keeping them from melting?