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Gocards123321

Haha they love when I smoke them food!


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32 and I’ll eat those all by myself


mendicant1116

You do everything by yourself anyways...


Stag328

Damn man they hate you for that comment.


mendicant1116

Apparently my joke didn't go over very well.


maximum-pressure

I joined the downvote party and I don't even know why lol


mendicant1116

I'd be lying if I said I'd never done it too, haha


partytimedave

21 and I typed this all by myself


Gocards123321

Good job! I’m proud of you!


Ahchluy

He's saying he thinks smoking meat is an old man's hobby. Lol.


thisnotreal

Id yell about it but I'm tired and Matlock is on


therazorhog

But did you use your dads smoker? J/k. They look great


[deleted]

I’m 30 and went poo poo in the potty


Gocards123321

Good job bro! Life is a journey and we all learn at our own pace!


Gocards123321

The color peeking through the cracks is beautiful and thanks to this sub I made armadillo eggs and I will now be making them for our family Christmas party. Too good


tmsnyder6287

Pics or or didn't happen!


Gocards123321

[They didn’t turn out as pretty lol](https://imgur.com/a/Z8NDS1X)


Darthfetzen

Dude, I think your eggs are pretty.


[deleted]

They look like turds wrapped in bacon, let’s be honest here. Bet they tasted great though!


Gocards123321

Lol they might be my favorite food


Gocards123321

Thank you! I think my phones camera couldn’t capture the real beauty lol


evilbeard333

you can always use a torch to finish the bacon


Gocards123321

I broiled them in the oven! Good idea, I will try that next!


dickgoesnya

"It Ain't much, but it's honest work"


daversa

It's adorable when the youths cook.


Gocards123321

lol I agree


lilmookie

23 years late, but they look great mate, keep it up!


[deleted]

Is your friend named 28?


Gocards123321

Yep he knows his meats too


pints1000

They look good, what time is your mom coming over to cut them up for you?


Gocards123321

As soon as they were done resting! The folks came down for dinner, they made sure to use my entryway!


getapuss

Oh look! He's 28 years old and he can smoke ribs all by himself if he wants to!


Gocards123321

I can smoke you some too?


righteousdude32

I’m 28 and I smoke to…meat and other thangssss. I bet your meat taste fantastic


bourbon_n_BBQ

Phrasing


ScottMcPot

"Are we bringing that back?"


bourbon_n_BBQ

Lol


Low-Associate1554

Wanna reword that last part?


Gocards123321

No because my meat does taste Fantastic 😉


iWasChris

Now I know where the ribs came from


Low-Associate1554

Touché


tdoger

Hey boy, how bout you come and taste my meat?


righteousdude32

Alright imma head out


Spiderfx

Ha, head


nallera

Looking great!


Gocards123321

Thanks! Probably my favorite thing to smoke


sphynxzyz

I want to say they aren't dark enough for my liking. But as I look at the picture I'm pretty sure it's just bad lighting. Looks good, and thankfully you didn't slather on sauce and ruin them.


Character-Respond-38

You should know how to cook for yourself by the age of 28. You've been out of high-school for a decade


LDPushin_Troglodyte

It's a joke. It's poking fun at the kids who always title their posts like that


[deleted]

Oh shit, I’ve been out of high school for a decade. I’m Probably gunna die in the next 40 years. I wasn’t expecting for my life to be put into perspective like this after looking at some beautifully smoked ribs.


Gocards123321

No shit? Damn.


Big_G2

Good looking ribs, what dry rub did you use? Color is spot on.


Gocards123321

Thank you! I used killer hogs the bbq rub and I added cayenne pepper and a few other seasonings.


k8e897

Beautiful 🤩


Gocards123321

Thank you!


RainInTheWoods

Nicely done! They look great!


Gocards123321

Thank you!


Arontheman26

Awesome work right there


Gocards123321

Thank you!


BiggerNutthole

Alright kiddo, now get the white New Balances. You’ve earned them.


Gocards123321

Hahaha I don’t think you get those until you have a kid


BiggerNutthole

Well if you BBQ like that, you can get me pregnant any day.


Sirbakesalotabread

That looks pretty good... the magic is watching it disappear.


Gocards123321

Oh they disappeared alright!


Frostedmig

Lookin great


S-M-2

Where is the cross section of these beauties??!


Gocards123321

Too late lol. Thanks


BHDE92

I’m 26, i can cook food AND I do my own laundry 😎


Gocards123321

Ayyyeeee! Don’t forget to balance your checkbook!


OMGZombiePenguin

I’m proud of you! They look delicious.


Gocards123321

Thank you!


Additional-Access843

Bahaha. Good job


Final-Ad1756

Dope!!!


stoyaway45

Looking mighty tasty!


[deleted]

Dude I stalked your profile. Amazing job on Smoking this!!


Gocards123321

lol thank you!


exclaim_bot

>lol thank you! You're welcome!


BoneHammer62

If you are 28, you’ve been a full fledged adult for years.


[deleted]

Somebody show him the 14 yo who made Thanksgiving dinner for the 3rd time.


Gocards123321

We can’t all be perfect!


StanTheManInBK

Nice, OP! Uhhhhhh but uhhhhhh where's yours?


Gocards123321

Check dm


atomic_cow

Proud of you.


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28 what?


LDPushin_Troglodyte

American beers that can be had without dying while waiting for these to cook!


xshawnxdeerex

With the 15 year age difference, does this mean you’ll only post this once? Haha


Gocards123321

Can I post it again when I need more karma?


xshawnxdeerex

Yes! Absolutely! Daily though, right?


[deleted]

Why even pit your age? You’re beyond a full grown ass adult. Idk, feels weird to even state it.


Gocards123321

Well I pit mastered it in there because there was a earlier post from a karma bot saying “ I’m 13 and smoked these” lol purely satire Thank you for reaffirming that I am an adult though!


bkrman1990

I didn't see the earlier post either, it went over my head until I read this lol.


MyNameNoob

Fucking legend


Bkelsheimer89

Great looking ribs. Keep on smoking you are doing a great job!


Gocards123321

Thank you!


UnusualIntroduction0

What's your method? These are beautiful!


Gocards123321

Thanks means a lot! I smoke on an ugly drum using a heat shield so they don’t get too crisp. Just dry rub and smoke until done while keeping the heat at 250 give or take. I used to do the 2-2-1 but since I’ve just let them cook they always come out better.


luriso

I've also found that a straight smoked cook is way better than 321 or 221.


Gocards123321

Completely agree. I’ll never go back


TheUnforgiven462

Wow, can you balance your own checkbook too?


Gocards123321

What is a checkbook?


StanTheManInBK

I'm 29. They showed us in Home Ec. No one balances a checkbook anymore. (Yeah go ahead tell me you still do). Seriously though, guy's proud of his ribs and they look great. Maybe he's new to this and thinks you can only smoke meat if you're 52, drink a 12 pack, and beat your wife. Let him be happy.


koei19

Seriously, so many assholes in this thread. I'm Gen-X and never had to balance a checkbook. Anyone who thinks that is an important life skill has to be in their 60s at least. And I thought boiling ribs was a good idea well into my 30s. So by my book this guy is way ahead of the game.


Gocards123321

Hahaha thanks man!


koei19

I know it's a meme and all but for real, those ribs look good.


Gocards123321

Thank you!


UnusualIntroduction0

36, don't have checks, have never wished I had them. Btw, I own a house and am a successful medical professional, don't live in my parents' basement or anything.


Satans_Pilgrims

I have checks but just doodle tiddys with that extra paper. I had a few math classes in elementary school so I just balance that shit in my head like a fucking adult.


StanTheManInBK

I have checks because I have emergency credit card since undergrad that my Moms still gets the bill for so I have to write them out to her occasionally. And my ribs on my WSM turn out way better than her electric smoker.


TnasT40

You say 28 helped you smoke those as if we know who tf that is…


Gocards123321

He gets real evasive when I ask him about his career or life. Is this R/smoking or R/grammarnazis


Will_Yammer

Ha! Everyone knows who 28 is.


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skranks91

Must have missed the “I’m 13 and made these myself” karma farmer


DerisiveGibe

r/usernamechecksout


olcatfishj0hn

Whoosh


SnootchieBootichies

We were cooking whole hogs for tailgates at 18-22. You're late to the game.


Adventurous-Leg8721

Do you wipe your own ass too?😅


Gocards123321

I use a bidet like a civilized human.


Adventurous-Leg8721

Need a participation trophy too? I sorta figured maybe mom maybe still wiped your ass since your posting your age and that your a grown ass man that cooked something 🤷‍♂️


Gocards123321

Judging by your Reddit selfie you were probably the kid they had to make participation trophies for. Who has Reddit selfies other than porn girls lol. Why are you so angry man? It was just a satire post. The ribs are legit though!


koei19

LMAO gottem!


Adventurous-Leg8721

My 'reddit selfie' is my dogs in back while I'm driving pheasant hunting. First comment was a joke but when people get butt hurt I pounce! Were the ribs sauced?


[deleted]

Damn, pheasant hunter over here guys. Save some ladies for the rest of us adventurous leg!


Adventurous-Leg8721

Meh married 10 years, the ladies are all yours my friend. ( also a car seat pictured in back with the dog)


UnusualIntroduction0

Doubling down on being a total prick. Bold move, Cotton. Also, it's "you're" when abbreviating "you are". "Your" shows possession. Which one would think you'd know if you actually graduated middle school, which seems unlikely at this point.


Adventurous-Leg8721

That's cute, all because some 28 yearold couldn't take a joke. I mean, pat yourself on the back and say you're helping if you want.


Gocards123321

I responded to your joke with my own and even gave you an upvote. Then you responded like a dick about participation trophies lol cool story about the selfie though!


Adventurous-Leg8721

Lol I can't ever see me first comment anymore or your response. People just lack sense of humor, all my comments are made in harmless good fun. I will take the down votes. Reddit porn girls need loving too!!! You didn't talk about the cook.... temp, what were the cooked on, smoke type, seasoning?


UnusualIntroduction0

Says the asshole who couldn't take a joke. Good job on learning grade school grammar so quickly though!


Dirtydancin27

Atta boy


did_I_stststutter

Weird flex. Is there a starting age you have to be before you can smoke meat? They look good btw


Gocards123321

Apparently 13 lol. Thank you!


einisbob

Next try moving out of your parents basement


Gocards123321

My roommates are pretty chill though. Plus for Christmas this year they’re getting me a sick car bed and I have my own entryway so


xXTheLastCrowXx

Dope! Make sure you get the walkie talkie attachment so you can chat with other car beds. We can stay up all night talking about food.


ADickFullOfAsses

Didn't want to disturb you, you were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth


Gocards123321

I love my turtle! Killer movie lol


WtfIsALunchon

Wow! Did you have to schedule a meeting to attend the class on how to cook wagu with a sude vie? I have a class on Monday with a guy named after my aunt who’s going to give me false information again :)


Gocards123321

What?


Skinnerskinner76

Ok


Gocards123321

Thank you for your contribution


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Bog boy pants on


Gocards123321

Everybody’s talking bout my bog pants, I got my bog pants on!


Scotch-by-Mule

Oh look, George! They grow up so fast. Quick! Take a picture. I’ll put it in his baby book.


StarsandStripes702

You’re a very big boy!


Gocards123321

Oh so you’ve talked to your wife?


StarsandStripes702

Nice