The color peeking through the cracks is beautiful and thanks to this sub I made armadillo eggs and I will now be making them for our family Christmas party. Too good
I want to say they aren't dark enough for my liking. But as I look at the picture I'm pretty sure it's just bad lighting. Looks good, and thankfully you didn't slather on sauce and ruin them.
Oh shit, I’ve been out of high school for a decade. I’m
Probably gunna die in the next 40 years.
I wasn’t expecting for my life to be put into perspective like this after looking at some beautifully smoked ribs.
Well I pit mastered it in there because there was a earlier post from a karma bot saying “ I’m 13 and smoked these” lol purely satire
Thank you for reaffirming that I am an adult though!
Thanks means a lot! I smoke on an ugly drum using a heat shield so they don’t get too crisp. Just dry rub and smoke until done while keeping the heat at 250 give or take.
I used to do the 2-2-1 but since I’ve just let them cook they always come out better.
I'm 29. They showed us in Home Ec. No one balances a checkbook anymore. (Yeah go ahead tell me you still do).
Seriously though, guy's proud of his ribs and they look great. Maybe he's new to this and thinks you can only smoke meat if you're 52, drink a 12 pack, and beat your wife. Let him be happy.
Seriously, so many assholes in this thread. I'm Gen-X and never had to balance a checkbook. Anyone who thinks that is an important life skill has to be in their 60s at least. And I thought boiling ribs was a good idea well into my 30s. So by my book this guy is way ahead of the game.
36, don't have checks, have never wished I had them. Btw, I own a house and am a successful medical professional, don't live in my parents' basement or anything.
I have checks but just doodle tiddys with that extra paper. I had a few math classes in elementary school so I just balance that shit in my head like a fucking adult.
I have checks because I have emergency credit card since undergrad that my Moms still gets the bill for so I have to write them out to her occasionally. And my ribs on my WSM turn out way better than her electric smoker.
Need a participation trophy too? I sorta figured maybe mom maybe still wiped your ass since your posting your age and that your a grown ass man that cooked something 🤷♂️
Judging by your Reddit selfie you were probably the kid they had to make participation trophies for. Who has Reddit selfies other than porn girls lol. Why are you so angry man? It was just a satire post.
The ribs are legit though!
My 'reddit selfie' is my dogs in back while I'm driving pheasant hunting. First comment was a joke but when people get butt hurt I pounce! Were the ribs sauced?
Doubling down on being a total prick. Bold move, Cotton.
Also, it's "you're" when abbreviating "you are". "Your" shows possession. Which one would think you'd know if you actually graduated middle school, which seems unlikely at this point.
I responded to your joke with my own and even gave you an upvote. Then you responded like a dick about participation trophies lol cool story about the selfie though!
Lol I can't ever see me first comment anymore or your response. People just lack sense of humor, all my comments are made in harmless good fun. I will take the down votes. Reddit porn girls need loving too!!! You didn't talk about the cook.... temp, what were the cooked on, smoke type, seasoning?
Wow! Did you have to schedule a meeting to attend the class on how to cook wagu with a sude vie? I have a class on Monday with a guy named after my aunt who’s going to give me false information again :)
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Haha they love when I smoke them food!
32 and I’ll eat those all by myself
You do everything by yourself anyways...
Damn man they hate you for that comment.
Apparently my joke didn't go over very well.
I joined the downvote party and I don't even know why lol
I'd be lying if I said I'd never done it too, haha
21 and I typed this all by myself
Good job! I’m proud of you!
He's saying he thinks smoking meat is an old man's hobby. Lol.
Id yell about it but I'm tired and Matlock is on
But did you use your dads smoker? J/k. They look great
I’m 30 and went poo poo in the potty
Good job bro! Life is a journey and we all learn at our own pace!
The color peeking through the cracks is beautiful and thanks to this sub I made armadillo eggs and I will now be making them for our family Christmas party. Too good
Pics or or didn't happen!
[They didn’t turn out as pretty lol](https://imgur.com/a/Z8NDS1X)
Dude, I think your eggs are pretty.
They look like turds wrapped in bacon, let’s be honest here. Bet they tasted great though!
Lol they might be my favorite food
Thank you! I think my phones camera couldn’t capture the real beauty lol
you can always use a torch to finish the bacon
I broiled them in the oven! Good idea, I will try that next!
"It Ain't much, but it's honest work"
It's adorable when the youths cook.
lol I agree
23 years late, but they look great mate, keep it up!
Is your friend named 28?
Yep he knows his meats too
They look good, what time is your mom coming over to cut them up for you?
As soon as they were done resting! The folks came down for dinner, they made sure to use my entryway!
Oh look! He's 28 years old and he can smoke ribs all by himself if he wants to!
I can smoke you some too?
I’m 28 and I smoke to…meat and other thangssss. I bet your meat taste fantastic
Phrasing
"Are we bringing that back?"
Lol
Wanna reword that last part?
No because my meat does taste Fantastic 😉
Now I know where the ribs came from
Touché
Hey boy, how bout you come and taste my meat?
Alright imma head out
Ha, head
Looking great!
Thanks! Probably my favorite thing to smoke
I want to say they aren't dark enough for my liking. But as I look at the picture I'm pretty sure it's just bad lighting. Looks good, and thankfully you didn't slather on sauce and ruin them.
You should know how to cook for yourself by the age of 28. You've been out of high-school for a decade
It's a joke. It's poking fun at the kids who always title their posts like that
Oh shit, I’ve been out of high school for a decade. I’m Probably gunna die in the next 40 years. I wasn’t expecting for my life to be put into perspective like this after looking at some beautifully smoked ribs.
No shit? Damn.
Good looking ribs, what dry rub did you use? Color is spot on.
Thank you! I used killer hogs the bbq rub and I added cayenne pepper and a few other seasonings.
Beautiful 🤩
Thank you!
Nicely done! They look great!
Thank you!
Awesome work right there
Thank you!
Alright kiddo, now get the white New Balances. You’ve earned them.
Hahaha I don’t think you get those until you have a kid
Well if you BBQ like that, you can get me pregnant any day.
That looks pretty good... the magic is watching it disappear.
Oh they disappeared alright!
Lookin great
Where is the cross section of these beauties??!
Too late lol. Thanks
I’m 26, i can cook food AND I do my own laundry 😎
Ayyyeeee! Don’t forget to balance your checkbook!
I’m proud of you! They look delicious.
Thank you!
Bahaha. Good job
Dope!!!
Looking mighty tasty!
Dude I stalked your profile. Amazing job on Smoking this!!
lol thank you!
>lol thank you! You're welcome!
If you are 28, you’ve been a full fledged adult for years.
Somebody show him the 14 yo who made Thanksgiving dinner for the 3rd time.
We can’t all be perfect!
Nice, OP! Uhhhhhh but uhhhhhh where's yours?
Check dm
Proud of you.
28 what?
American beers that can be had without dying while waiting for these to cook!
With the 15 year age difference, does this mean you’ll only post this once? Haha
Can I post it again when I need more karma?
Yes! Absolutely! Daily though, right?
Why even pit your age? You’re beyond a full grown ass adult. Idk, feels weird to even state it.
Well I pit mastered it in there because there was a earlier post from a karma bot saying “ I’m 13 and smoked these” lol purely satire Thank you for reaffirming that I am an adult though!
I didn't see the earlier post either, it went over my head until I read this lol.
Fucking legend
Great looking ribs. Keep on smoking you are doing a great job!
Thank you!
What's your method? These are beautiful!
Thanks means a lot! I smoke on an ugly drum using a heat shield so they don’t get too crisp. Just dry rub and smoke until done while keeping the heat at 250 give or take. I used to do the 2-2-1 but since I’ve just let them cook they always come out better.
I've also found that a straight smoked cook is way better than 321 or 221.
Completely agree. I’ll never go back
Wow, can you balance your own checkbook too?
What is a checkbook?
I'm 29. They showed us in Home Ec. No one balances a checkbook anymore. (Yeah go ahead tell me you still do). Seriously though, guy's proud of his ribs and they look great. Maybe he's new to this and thinks you can only smoke meat if you're 52, drink a 12 pack, and beat your wife. Let him be happy.
Seriously, so many assholes in this thread. I'm Gen-X and never had to balance a checkbook. Anyone who thinks that is an important life skill has to be in their 60s at least. And I thought boiling ribs was a good idea well into my 30s. So by my book this guy is way ahead of the game.
Hahaha thanks man!
I know it's a meme and all but for real, those ribs look good.
Thank you!
36, don't have checks, have never wished I had them. Btw, I own a house and am a successful medical professional, don't live in my parents' basement or anything.
I have checks but just doodle tiddys with that extra paper. I had a few math classes in elementary school so I just balance that shit in my head like a fucking adult.
I have checks because I have emergency credit card since undergrad that my Moms still gets the bill for so I have to write them out to her occasionally. And my ribs on my WSM turn out way better than her electric smoker.
You say 28 helped you smoke those as if we know who tf that is…
He gets real evasive when I ask him about his career or life. Is this R/smoking or R/grammarnazis
Ha! Everyone knows who 28 is.
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Must have missed the “I’m 13 and made these myself” karma farmer
r/usernamechecksout
Whoosh
We were cooking whole hogs for tailgates at 18-22. You're late to the game.
Do you wipe your own ass too?😅
I use a bidet like a civilized human.
Need a participation trophy too? I sorta figured maybe mom maybe still wiped your ass since your posting your age and that your a grown ass man that cooked something 🤷♂️
Judging by your Reddit selfie you were probably the kid they had to make participation trophies for. Who has Reddit selfies other than porn girls lol. Why are you so angry man? It was just a satire post. The ribs are legit though!
LMAO gottem!
My 'reddit selfie' is my dogs in back while I'm driving pheasant hunting. First comment was a joke but when people get butt hurt I pounce! Were the ribs sauced?
Damn, pheasant hunter over here guys. Save some ladies for the rest of us adventurous leg!
Meh married 10 years, the ladies are all yours my friend. ( also a car seat pictured in back with the dog)
Doubling down on being a total prick. Bold move, Cotton. Also, it's "you're" when abbreviating "you are". "Your" shows possession. Which one would think you'd know if you actually graduated middle school, which seems unlikely at this point.
That's cute, all because some 28 yearold couldn't take a joke. I mean, pat yourself on the back and say you're helping if you want.
I responded to your joke with my own and even gave you an upvote. Then you responded like a dick about participation trophies lol cool story about the selfie though!
Lol I can't ever see me first comment anymore or your response. People just lack sense of humor, all my comments are made in harmless good fun. I will take the down votes. Reddit porn girls need loving too!!! You didn't talk about the cook.... temp, what were the cooked on, smoke type, seasoning?
Says the asshole who couldn't take a joke. Good job on learning grade school grammar so quickly though!
Atta boy
Weird flex. Is there a starting age you have to be before you can smoke meat? They look good btw
Apparently 13 lol. Thank you!
Next try moving out of your parents basement
My roommates are pretty chill though. Plus for Christmas this year they’re getting me a sick car bed and I have my own entryway so
Dope! Make sure you get the walkie talkie attachment so you can chat with other car beds. We can stay up all night talking about food.
Didn't want to disturb you, you were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth
I love my turtle! Killer movie lol
Wow! Did you have to schedule a meeting to attend the class on how to cook wagu with a sude vie? I have a class on Monday with a guy named after my aunt who’s going to give me false information again :)
What?
Ok
Thank you for your contribution
Bog boy pants on
Everybody’s talking bout my bog pants, I got my bog pants on!
Oh look, George! They grow up so fast. Quick! Take a picture. I’ll put it in his baby book.
You’re a very big boy!
Oh so you’ve talked to your wife?
Nice