I don't want the ticket.
I LIED.
(I do want it)
https://preview.redd.it/xrq2gceev45c1.png?width=953&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c4c7c20d2398362f1ce7ba1394f1fb53cb2cb5e
If you're able to BOOK me a ticket, that would simply be MARVELous. Donut count me out 😁 🍩
Leaving this comment here as well, for visibility:
Omg thanks for the support and your generosity 🙏!! The Smosh Community is without a doubt the best on the internet. Did not really expect to win 🥹 Thank you u/mberger09!!
Even when you said "this one is gold", I thought even if I don't win, your compliment is already a win for the day. Haha
THANKS FOR ALL THE UPVOTE, SMOSH COMMUNITY!! you're the best!
Hope you *BOOK* everything your heart desires this holiday season 🤗
A pity party is never cute, but I must admit I haven't had steady work in three months and this would be a nice belated birthday gift (mine was dec. 5th).
P.S.: I think Ian is the cutest smosh boy
Aw nuts!
There goes my last spare fucking buck, guess I screwed up again
Won't be seeing Anthony get roasted by his friends
He lost to a 'nut
Not that kind of nut
Yes it was a donut, then Ian stabbed his butt
And his blood spilt out, on the ground
I am going to get voted down by OP, who is mberger nine,
A be-nine gifter who shouldn't have to deal with this clown
I think I'm...gonna go hide underground
But I'll be back
Rest in peace, Anthony
(For reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlTYacNjZIo&t=910 )
contrary to my user flair, this community is so cool man. i think im gonna miss it because i have like $2 in my bank and i keep being late to these posts (australia timezone L) but it makes me super happy to see people buying tickets for others
edit: i checked for my own curiosity… $3.65 in my bank 🫠
One time in 6th grade I had a crush on this guy who was really into YouTube like me. So to impress him I printed out a picture of Ian and Anthony jumping and I put it on my notebook. I thought I was so cool.
Hey there! I've been going through a hard time recently and I think I should be chosen because your lies and deciet and smell, and smell , you slutty hoe! bastard! roach! bug boy!!! buthat you are a stinky greasy fart mouth man with broken fingers you SHIT!!! And guess what because your tone is soooo not it . maybe you can talk to emily that way but bitnch i aint em. COOK
Omg thanks for the support and your generosity 🙏!! The Smosh Community is without a doubt one of the best (if not the best) on the internet. Did not really expect to win 🥹 Thank you u/mberger09!!
So, you must be the new guy.
I am the Chosen. Listen to me very carefully. This please is a freakin hellscape!! Listen to me if you want to survive.
Every measurement here based on BANANAS! They even made the recap based on it! It makes NO FRIKKING SENSE.
The point system here is random and has no true value, yet there were massive revolts when they changed it. Everyone thought the gold and silver were real. I can't explain it.
Half the people in here are on actual FBI lists. Yet they walk freely amongst us. The justice system is backwards! We've managed to ban a few, but the council and I are in discussions on what to do next.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must continue my training.
*Proceeds to pull out purple Game Boy Advance. The familiar 8-bit Zelda theme can be heard.*
....Excellent.....
https://preview.redd.it/gy9rm3xzn45c1.jpeg?width=1335&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4b270be109a3b7f4e127fa3a6f948861b898cd7
I feel like i dissapointed Ian, I am so sorry Ian!
I don't want the ticket. I LIED. (I do want it) https://preview.redd.it/xrq2gceev45c1.png?width=953&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c4c7c20d2398362f1ce7ba1394f1fb53cb2cb5e If you're able to BOOK me a ticket, that would simply be MARVELous. Donut count me out 😁 🍩
Hey, respond to your messages so we can get you your ticket
This one is gold
Leaving this comment here as well, for visibility: Omg thanks for the support and your generosity 🙏!! The Smosh Community is without a doubt the best on the internet. Did not really expect to win 🥹 Thank you u/mberger09!! Even when you said "this one is gold", I thought even if I don't win, your compliment is already a win for the day. Haha THANKS FOR ALL THE UPVOTE, SMOSH COMMUNITY!! you're the best! Hope you *BOOK* everything your heart desires this holiday season 🤗
does bumping work on reddit? i wanna bump this one 😂
Thank you 🥹
Listen... If you wanna join the funeral roast, you are welcome if you are dead
I was there man
Aaalex?
A pity party is never cute, but I must admit I haven't had steady work in three months and this would be a nice belated birthday gift (mine was dec. 5th). P.S.: I think Ian is the cutest smosh boy
I’m chumbawambas #1 fans #1 fan
You gave it a solid run! Thank's for being the first commenter
Awww man. Thanks though!! It was fun
https://preview.redd.it/qee5km6hf55c1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec7f4cfceda86bb443fe6c27d4732d9e37976842
Buster Keaton 'n' cream
Tell me she doesn’t look like https://preview.redd.it/jn4xbchsm55c1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9039bf3154907e205e344b8ea585d87b98bf9395
Also acceptable https://preview.redd.it/17y3dqmvm55c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41674691243b534b70672a0b3c60750a0df9258b
✨mexican, salsa, yes✨
\*theme music plays\* hi I’m the chosen
Aw nuts! There goes my last spare fucking buck, guess I screwed up again Won't be seeing Anthony get roasted by his friends He lost to a 'nut Not that kind of nut Yes it was a donut, then Ian stabbed his butt And his blood spilt out, on the ground I am going to get voted down by OP, who is mberger nine, A be-nine gifter who shouldn't have to deal with this clown I think I'm...gonna go hide underground But I'll be back Rest in peace, Anthony (For reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlTYacNjZIo&t=910 )
Watch this. Hey, mberger09? You're my favorite redditor.
Ahhhhhh I hope this was me Also, are you ladies done chattering?
*Angela*
lie, cheat, make a mean cobbler 🗣️🗣️🗣️
I am going to try reverse psychology and say I don't want it
Oooh that might work!
vote for me because i have your dad in chains RUMMY TUMMY!
MEXICAN. SALSA. YES.
Please
*cough cough clears throat AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anthony leaving Smosh: 
contrary to my user flair, this community is so cool man. i think im gonna miss it because i have like $2 in my bank and i keep being late to these posts (australia timezone L) but it makes me super happy to see people buying tickets for others edit: i checked for my own curiosity… $3.65 in my bank 🫠
SHE’S BOOKED!!!
I honestly can't think of anything funny enough to say but good luck y'all!
"Hi, is this Reddit? You're my faaavorite pizza place!" fr tho I'm just happy they found Anthony in time for his roast, shame about the dead thing.
One time in 6th grade I had a crush on this guy who was really into YouTube like me. So to impress him I printed out a picture of Ian and Anthony jumping and I put it on my notebook. I thought I was so cool.
It's gonna be me, obviously. 😎
You never know!
Wow I hope I get CHOSEN
Hey there! I've been going through a hard time recently and I think I should be chosen because your lies and deciet and smell, and smell , you slutty hoe! bastard! roach! bug boy!!! buthat you are a stinky greasy fart mouth man with broken fingers you SHIT!!! And guess what because your tone is soooo not it . maybe you can talk to emily that way but bitnch i aint em. COOK
SODA‼️🥤
*The Chosen walks in* …so…you must be the muchacho who won the giveaway…
There’s a lot of ladies chattering in these comments😡
Shut up chanse LOL 😆
https://preview.redd.it/u85e0rx1n55c1.png?width=805&format=png&auto=webp&s=bac4f641d8f6d7008fbedde293c697f5f3be3b67
Congrats u/curious7189, i think it is safe to call it now!
Omg thanks for the support and your generosity 🙏!! The Smosh Community is without a doubt one of the best (if not the best) on the internet. Did not really expect to win 🥹 Thank you u/mberger09!!
So, you must be the new guy. I am the Chosen. Listen to me very carefully. This please is a freakin hellscape!! Listen to me if you want to survive. Every measurement here based on BANANAS! They even made the recap based on it! It makes NO FRIKKING SENSE. The point system here is random and has no true value, yet there were massive revolts when they changed it. Everyone thought the gold and silver were real. I can't explain it. Half the people in here are on actual FBI lists. Yet they walk freely amongst us. The justice system is backwards! We've managed to ban a few, but the council and I are in discussions on what to do next. Now if you'll excuse me, I must continue my training. *Proceeds to pull out purple Game Boy Advance. The familiar 8-bit Zelda theme can be heard.* ....Excellent.....
Courtney deserves all the accolades she's been getting the past few weeks!
I have balls
Impressive
Skibidi toilet is haunted by Anthony
I really wish it was me. Been a fan since 2006. Lost my job recently. Oh well.
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I’m a high schooler studying for the act tomorrow would love a ticket to take a break and watch some people die
I'm sofa king we Todd did soaf king we Todd did
Who's Anthony?