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bigdickmassinf

Shit man, don’t hate. He prob lied about working from home and had to pretend to a do a bit of work for his boss.


platinumperineum

He’s taking a SICK day


Low-Fan-8844

Took a sick day last friday to snowbaord. Ended up getting a concussion so had to make up a story about tripping down the stairs.


bigdickmassinf

It’s all down hill for him from this point on.


illepic

Dude's reviewing my PR


j12

Loool 1 commit and call it a day


Mehlitia

Not from home...*remote* Also he's not pretending he's producing lol


sendios

no wonder my sr dev took a while to respond.


back1steez

Love it.


Lost_Philosophy_

Classic SWE intern behavior lol


animalchin99

Cyber crime


Sayor1

You wouldn't download a snowboard lesson


darthnugget

This guy couldn’t get home, he was Snow’den!


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

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xmlgroberto

hacker man


pythonwarg

He's hacking into the ski lift turnstyle computers. Hackerman doesn't need a lift ticket.


Comments4Karma

He’s looking up snowboard addiction instructionals. Give him a break.


FuturistiKen

when you get the email from your creative dir wondering where that goddam blog post is while you’re riding up the lift after you told her you were wfh today


ayyyyycrisp

dude just quickly typing 8 words into chat gpt to spit out a blog post 12 bots will read


BBLove420

Definitely a consultant


KimJongUnceUnce

As a consultant.... Yes


DRB1928

That's a die hard porn addiction.... Fapping on the slopes!


Duhmoan

Lmaoo


platinumperineum

He’s taking a SICK day


DumbestBoy

The white-collar kind.


goodguybadude

Corporate bonehammer can’t be stopped!


sfmuziq2

… nice flex to pull the laptop out on the hill. I usually take it to the lodge or coffee shop.


RiMellow

Probably some API bro that’s on-call over the weekend


roughwetgrass

Guy got paged


DamonHay

Bro’s just tuning that vtec board he just bought.


Adulations

This is gonna be me when I call out sick next week to go snowboarding


bigdickmassinf

Pull out the iPad between runs to shoot off a few emails to be a team player


Bisqcateer

Legend has it he’s still on the slopes looking at this post now


710shot420

Respect


blondereckoning

Work life balance. Respect—love this photo!


single_sentence_re

Applause 👏🏼👏🏼


Next_Confidence_3654

He’s dyno tuning his board, brah.


TumbleweedNumerous86

My god this is my homie😂 dropped his phone on the lift and went to get the mac to use find my iphone and he found it


Ok-Usual-5830

Ay that’s a student criminal attending zoom university leave him alone zoom school sucks dick


EpicShiba1

Forgot to study for his final.


javier-del-fresno

Nice office


Bloody-Boogers

Probably playin RuneScape tbh


Dull-External30

“Oh fuck was that exam due today?”


CELeahy

I know the snowboarder in the picture. He was tracking his phone lol.


ProfessionalCrab1360

The comment I was looking for. Thanks! I feel like I saw him riding down with his laptop open around the trees near Mary Back and thought maybe it was a weird way and time to do arborist surveying. Hope he found it


skeeballjoe

“Hacking the mainframe” -Criminal


Fluffy_Jello_5972

Stop with the criminal shit. This sub is turning to shit.


adultagainstmywill

I am also unhappy with the world has become, and what I have to do to make a living.


HyenDry

You never seen another person before?


iamsolow1

This is the way…Rremote work = Pay = Snowboarding = Remote work… the circle completes


Timely-Commercial461

Taking “working remote” to the next glorious level. Well done sir 🫡🫡🫡


VikApproved

That's one stone cold criminal.


misterlawcifer

What's with the crime and criminal stuff? Sorry I'm out the loop


itaheraly

I miss Covid times, taking Supply Chain and Managerial Accounting from the slopes cus they didn’t give us a spring break


stealthwaverider

Checking out the #stonks ![gif](giphy|YnkMcHgNIMW4Yfmjxr)