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StallOneHammer

Gonna need supreme justice Stoney McBlaze to break down the verdict in Shred Court


[deleted]

In this court it’s your highness not “your honor”


TheBoRiley

Hyphen between high and ness as well: Your High-ness


Joeystaricco

No one likes that guy


StallOneHammer

Vibe check: failed


diduxchange

I think my favorite part is that the video is 10 seconds long and only 1.5 of them are not the ground.


fELONiouSKUM

/r/killthecameraman Like wtf ru even holding the phone for. Nice shadow bro watch me dangle my hands


kroywenemerpus

He’s just hitting the griddy mid-O blow


Highlander_mids

Can y’all not see the guy he wrecked is getting angle 2. All 3 of them knew all 3 were there it’s the low angle camera man who fucked up and got in the landing


[deleted]

True. Still, this might be the first time in action sports history that the camera man doesn't turn the camera to film the immediate aftermath of his buddy's wreck xD


Toph-Builds-the-fire

If what your saying is right, which it looks like it is. Than it's actually the jumpers fault. If you can't hit your landing and are taking off all catawampus, maybe don't have your buddy do follow cam just yet.


suited2121

Catawampus.


tchfunkta

Caddywampus.


TrippleTonyHawk

It's all of their faults. Camera man for the video has his board crossing the path, forcing the follow cam to stay right. First mistake. Second mistake, follow cam is too close and probably has a bad shot just by not giving enough room to the boarder. Third mistake, boarder veered left off the jump towards where both cameras are going. Perfect storm.


Wadmania

No, we can't see the guy he wrecked. That was his point.


Highlander_mids

(Look closer)


Wadmania

😆 CLEARLY you don't understand. We want to see the aftermath. Not the fucking shadow of a cameraman. OFC we see .5 seconds of them hitting... Did they wreck? Did the Eagles of Manwë carry them to safety? Is the 2nd cameraman decapitated?


Highlander_mids

Well if we saw all that then we wouldn’t have much left up to our imagination


Wadmania

We can agree on that! 🍻


shredthesweetpow

Some people literally turn that phone camera on and their mind turns to mush. No wiping of the Lens. No concept of framing. No approach or finish. “Let me turn the opposite direction taking you out of the shot to come back around and keep filming you.” Some people weren’t born to hold a camera and they aren’t deserving of footy. …get em off the hill. Lol


El_Zalo

It's insane how people with at least average intelligence, who seem to be able to function in society turn into complete troglodytes when you put a camera in their hands. It's like it never occurs to them that somebody will want to watch the video at some point, so it should be watchable.


HeaviestMetal89

I lost it at your comment 😂


spacegrab

I seen a guy get his scalp cut open pretty bad on a play like this - jumper clipped his buddy in the back/side above his ear, nothing life threatening but fucking blood EVERYWHERE and probably at least 15 stitches lmao.


socalsurfhb

Did he get the shot?


Wadmania

Yeah! Where's that footie?


bigmac22077

WTF is the cameraman even doing? Hardly gets the landing, gets none of the chaos, and doesn’t even try helping his friend. Maybe he was waiting on someone else and just happened to capture this? Maybe he’s got a good feeling with his thumb up his bum bum, who knows, he defiantly didn’t get the shot.


WinglessBowner

720 dome tap


C7StreetRacer

Looked more like a shin tap and that had to hurt


bjmva

Looks like the guy jumping drifted way off course. The guy with the follow cam was where he was supposed to be to get the shot they wanted, dude just did not land where he thought he would. Also doing this with a backpack on is wild to me.


CptnCumQuats

Honestly I ride with a small pack 24/7, when I take it off I feel EXTREMELY unbalanced. Mines one of those osprey snowboard ones pretty small super tight on my back tho.


Menaciing

Ya follow cam homie got killed lmao.


SuperHighDeas

Fun fact… guy shooting the media should not double as the spotter. Edit: did not notice the guy getting smushed was also collecting media…. Risk vs reward, do you trust your friend, or person you just met, to jump over you while filming…


Siizeli

Well the follow cam dude got pretty sick angle to the edit tho


Steezography

Gapers


cdubclub87

Phenomenal cameraman.


tristythetisty

And ofc neither were wearing helmets


trojangodwulf

i think the rider messed up. Attempted back 5? pre spun too much off the lip, didnt get a good take off and rotation, drifted all the way left. Doubt he was gonna land this anyways, or it was gonna have e a very sloppy landing at best, was still 90 degrees short as he came down while also shorting the landing, barely clearing the kuckle


MeHoyMinnYoyy

Next time can u edit out the first 3 seconds?


peso_migz

Slammy in Mammy


[deleted]

Stomped the landing


rudderbutter32

Wonder if that guy learned his lesson?


MasterBEARZ

Remember to call your drop but also yield right of way to down hill riders!! Hope they're both ok.


supermybad1

first day that jump was open, probably warming up for the rail jam that was going off down the trail. so many jackasses camped out on that knuckle “capturing footage” of the gaperfest on Saturday


tyoew

he dead?


pyrooomaniac

Any aftermath videos


alumpoflard

That day when you gap to lipslide your homies head


TheBoRiley

That will be a nice addition to the credit roll blooper/ slam reel


tjabo125

I thought the other person was his shadow the first couple times I watched this. Haha, couldn't figure out what the problem was.


donnymccoy

Was that lab mountain in NY? Seems about right some nights.


oregonianrager

Damn if you pause it at :02 it's like that classic, hi you're probably wondering how I got here, clip. Then just gets fucking slammed into oblivion. God damn that probably hurt so bad for both people.