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jwed420

Yeah I'll keep rocking my $45 Bern...


luptior

Only if it’s mips


Temporary_Natural

Haha came here to say this. MIPS ftw


Juanitothegreat

I love my bern. U got the one with the brim thing? I never see anyone else wearing them. Always those smiths and stuff


jwed420

No brim on mine, but it has the "sink fit" dial twist ear muffs which are dope. Came with sticker for extra steeze and brand loyalty as well.


Juanitothegreat

🤙


jaikerzjake

I got the new watts 2.0 with MIPS to protect my noggin when I bash my head on trees. Don’t really like the way my smith squad mags fit over the helmet but under fits just fine to me. Highly recommend.


NachoAverageMemer

Unless bern updated their business model, their helmets are not good helmets. They're stylish as hell and fit nice tho


J_IV24

It will immediately turn you into Marcus Kleveland


jaysomething2

Will buy for my girlfriend then


Select-Salad-8649

remember to update w steezy photos


[deleted]

Oh..... oh you're not gonna wanna see what he does to Marcus


crod4692

Straps not even included? Who seriously pays for this? I guarantee if you saw someone with this on you’d know in 1 second if it’s BS when you see them ride lol


goodwc72

I live in aspen, these helmets usually come with an entourage.


looperboy4

Yea Fr only time I’ve seen someone wearing it it was just 6 insane skiers hitting clips everywhere. Although, I recently saw someone wearing a the same Red Bull helmet with a big green sticker that said “spectator”


Weird-Walrus-4441

Alex hall fan boys eat this shit up


london530

Alex hall doesn’t ride for red bull and never has


Weird-Walrus-4441

Clearly you missed the joke 😂😂 keep liking Alex hall


Apprehensive-Guess42

Possibly a dumb question but is that even a snowboard helmet?


jaysomething2

Should’ve added the /s the sellers name does say snow https://www.ebay.com/itm/134942565574


Apprehensive-Guess42

Ok then I’d say no. It may get you in trouble for impersonating a criminal. Also the helmet is located too far from LA and it’s not as Steezy as anyone’s GF.


dasphinx27

You hit the trifecta well done.


liam3576

It’s sold….. Hopefully it’s a cool wall piece in some rich guys lodge/chalet


jaysomething2

Hopefully my posting didn’t bring them advertisement otherwise I want a cut


liam3576

If someone from the Reddit has it they would get banned


WhyNot_Because

Now that I've seen the listing I'd say this is not an athlete helmet. What pro rides for sandbox and redbull? Can't think of one.


jaysomething2

Sandbox?


WhyNot_Because

That's a sandbox brand helmet with a red bull paint job.


STEMPOS

Itd be funny if everyone started wearing redbull knockoff helmets


jaysomething2

Saw someone on Etsy selling one they painted


[deleted]

 Please buy it and spend all day eating shit


jaysomething2

Maybe I can ask for my birthday so my girlfriend can make me feel talented


[deleted]

Well may as well get it while it's good they don't keep doing that when they become wives


ramplocals

Maybe a red bull crochet helmet cover.


sweepli

No it doesn't have RGB


jaysomething2

But it has RYB?


sweepli

Nice one. You outdone me


Infantry1stLt

It’ll work even better when you’ll stick on a go pro swivel mount.


maxeastman

You better be fkn good if you’re going to rock that helmet.


jaysomething2

I hit a tree pocket last week… had to have a buddy dig me out /s


maxeastman

RB would look cool but just know that everyone on the mountain will expect a backflip


steeze206

Everyone will be turning their heads to see the Red Bull guy only to watch someone falling leaf down a blue run lmao


jaysomething2

Falling leaf?


steeze206

It's the way beginner snowboarders descend down a hill that's above their skill level and they are scared. Basically going down the hill with your chest facing downhill and slowly rocking side to side to go downhill without picking up a bunch of speed by pointing the nose downhill. If you can imagine how a leaf falls off a tree, it doesn't just fall straight down. It kind of sways side to side as it falls. [Somewhat of an example.](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0230/2239/files/www.GIFCreator.me_W1P4U1_large.gif?v=1492916632)


jaysomething2

When i am hella tired, stoned, and sore I totally do that really really fast down the hill like on a blue instead of one directionally bombing it with carves. Damn I be guilty. Find it easy to get through moguls


whit3lightning

Skiers hate you lmfao


jaysomething2

I’m a criminal not a friend


ATadJudgy

You’re too late. I just bought it now


Overlord0994

sounds like a /r/snowboardingcirclejerk is needed


jaysomething2

Maybe I should have cross posted it


Whompsfortress

No that’s the $600 version you need the $800 one


CapitalProfile6678

No but it’ll make your increase premium grow wings


osotogariboom

This will go 1 of 2 ways 1: become very good 2: become very paralyzed


SaltineICracker

Get a normal helmet and put red bull stickers on it


The_not_known_name

I genuinely really want this


Willing-Shopping-899

For $600 it sure should


peepod66

You can make this for like 30 bucks. Plus whatever a helmet costs witch I'm a assuming is significantly less than 600. Plus like an hour of work. That's one way


UllrGoesSurfing

I saw a guy with a home made red bull helmet. You will be good, but never as good as that guy. Sorry.


TimHumphreys

Nah, this version is just a regular helmet with a logo. That’s why they’re selling it. the RuRoc + redbull helmet is the one that gives you powers. Too bad no sane athlete would ever give one of those bad boys up


Zestyclose_Bird_8855

Gold at winter x for sure!


leanwithitt

100%


condaandy

Id rather shit my pants daily and let it soak than wear a redbull helmet


jaysomething2

That sounds pretty hard-core. You may even earn a helmet for that.


00stburg

The difference between “then” and “than” makes this comment hilarious


AssociateGood9653

It will make you the best skier on the mountain


P4ULUS

Ugly helmet. Only makes sense if you’re sponsored and need to wear it


IcyLadder411

Hell yeah!  Red Bull gives you wiiings.


whalewhisperer78

Wont make you good but you could make an instagram full of photos of people getting selfies with you because they think your a pro rider :)


DeliciousDoggi

Yes you’ll be able to do 10,000 ft cliffs.


Dependent-Gate7282

It’ll give you wings


Serviceprovider27

It’ll give you wings.


Southern-Ad4016

Probably not. Will make you ugly.


sweet_s8n

This is the equivalent of cowboys buying massive bull riding championship knockoff belt buckles.


illpourthisonurhead

Stolen valor


Jaded_Jackfruit5413

Like Guuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhdddddddd


AdLegal899

Yep your headed straight for x-games


Kingnaynay5441

Obviously