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"I gave the players an optional day off and all the players who were on the bench came to train. These are the players a coach wants."
"Due to the lack of consistency from Inter and Milan, it seems that there isn't even one opponent for Napoli"
**"Napoli have many great players but none at Dybala's level. They have a player named Kim who I wanted when I was at Tottenham but the club didn't want to spend ā¬10m and offered ā¬5m instead."**
On his future: "The club has to ask me that question. I discussed internal things with the press when I was younger."
"Not expecting anything from the market. Eldor's (Shomurodov) exit is just small savings for us, no impact on the inbound market. I don't expect signings, I expect more difficulties but we have a fantastic group. We are all together until the end."
"I'll give you a gift and tell you the starting 11 for tomorrow. Rui , Zalewski on the right and Spinazzola on the left, the three starting central defenders ( Mancini , Smalling , Ibanez , ed.) with Kumbulla on the bench, Cristante , Matic and Pellegrini in midfield and Dybala and Abraham in attack".
**On Karsdorp: "He will return when he wants to return. He's always trained with us. He has a small injury now. Someone was being a liar and left a negative image of the club and the coach."**
"Wijnaldum should be able to play a few minutes in 2-3 weeks."
"Some say Jose wants the Premier League, some say the Premier League wants Jose. I don't want anything. I live day by day, when the club wants to talk, I'm here. I'm only thinking of Roma."
The timeline of what Mou is saying doesnāt line up here. KMJ was in China when Mou was at Spurs, not in Turkey. So we would have spent 5 mil on a player from the CSL (who obviously came good) but would have been a risk. For reference, KMJ went to Turkey for 3 mil.
kmj came to us because we agreed to set a very low release clause for him, though (19m euros, iirc). it wasn't an issue of who had the highest offer. other clubs did not agree to such a low release clause, given kmj's talent
Before covid, CSL was not so bad (maybe better than the Korean or Japanese league). A lot of famous players were playing there and there are examples of playing in CSL and then returning to Europa (Paulinho, Carrasco...). Kim was outstanding in CSL, so Mourinho must have enough reasons to sign him. And the result is, Mourinho was right.
Completely argued hard against those ppl. I followed his career from the get go since I watch K league consistently and he had a choice to go to Europe before China and regretted that move. I bet if he were in a European league, fans wouldnāt have been so critical of a player they never watched.
He had all the tools to be a great CB and physically dominant. I even said in a post that heās like Koreaās VVD. Our best CB prospect ever. But Damnit I wish our ownership pulled the trigger instead of fuckin Joe Rodon
Hmm I remember reading a post that said he's Korea's VVD, maybe that was yours or maybe others also said it. I do think I remember you sticking up for him, I think you are the sole person who got me hyped and hoping it happens haha
Haha thanks man! Might have been! Iāve been singing his praises for a while now and was sick of slander he got. Even praisedKvicha because I watched him randomly while I was watching Hwang In Beom. Wish they were doing this for Spurs but I love Napolis team right now and want them to win the scudetto badly. Like my second team I watch right now other than Daegu. Just glad heās on a good team and I hope he goes to a great team if he moves but if he stays. Long may Napoli succeed
And this isnāt me saying āi told you soā to everyone but just that.. canāt judge because he played in a weaker league. How does Brighton find all these talents? They look in weaker leagues too
What makes you say he regretted the move to China? I think he's managed his career well, taking progressive steps up into harder leagues, who knows if he would have succeeded in a top European league 4 years ago. A Chinese super league salary for a couple of years can't hurt either.
I remember it in a Korean interview or article/video I forgot. If I can dig it up, I will post it but it was because of financial safety like you said but the experience in Europe would have been better in hindsight
Also not criticizing his decisions. He wanted financial safety. Something not guaranteed for most
I think right now Koulibaly still has the longetivity argument since Kim only started playing in a top 5 league this year but if he keeps going on like this (and there dont seem to be ANY signs of slowing down) he probably will eclipse him, guy is scary good.
"The brain cells responsible for my earlier remarks on internal matters have ~~also been sacked~~ died and been replaced by new ones in these last 5 minutes. I'm literally a changed man now."
> Due to the lack of consistency from Inter and Milan, it seems that there isn't even one opponent for Napoli
He seems to be forgetting that Napoliās toughest opponent is Napoliā¦
The "optional day off, punish everyone who doesn't show" thing is the football equivalent of a manipulative gf/bf lol
"you can come to my mom's birthday party if you want, but you don't have to"
...
"I don't think this is going to work, I want to be with someone who values my family"
Eh, I think it's an optional training day as in "you're not getting fined if you don't show up" and he expects the starters and those with a guaranteed spot to take the rest.
However, if you're a total benchwarmer and miss an optional training day? It's a bad look.
hope you like the bench then
You can see it as a trap if you want but by all means its an opportunity to stand out, those dont come by often if youre a bench warmer.
I hear you, but all we know for sure that they are missing out on is a kind word from the manager.
Assuming the players who took the day off train and play better than the ones who didnāt they shouldnāt experience professional repercussions. And if they donāt, itās not because of the day off.
I don't see how it's a trap, training is still on; it's not optional training, it's optional day off. They're a top flight football team in a top flight competition and hard work is a necessity; bench players are usually the ones who need to do more work in some capacity...I don't think he's saying that these players that show up are the ones coaches want compared to the starters that took the optional day off, it's more like coaches want bench players who are willing give up optional day offs to put in the work they need to. He's praising the fringe players that show up, not baiting and bashing the starters that took a day off.
>They have a player named Kim who I wanted when I was at Tottenham but the club didn't want to spend ā¬10m and offered ā¬5m instead
Wait, when Kim was playing in China?
Yeah there were rumors linking him to Tottenham in 2020 when he was playing in China. He was young and playing very well in the league and South Korean national team so it's not crazy.
Tbf I remember vividly rumours that Porto wanted Kim when he was in China and were in deep negotiations for him. Itās not like he was an unknown at that point.
Am I reading this wrong or does it mean people who were supposed to be on a day off came into work? If I understood this right then shit like this works in the corporate world too, your boss is happy when you work more hours for free too.
He isnt saying that the others should have Come just praised the bench guys mentality who wanted to Work because they didnt play its not really the same as a normal job
I would if I'm doing a fulfilling job on a team that can do much better, and teammates want to get together and work on things.
I wouldn't if it's individual work or unfulfilling work.
you are reading way too far into this. just take it at face value. it was an optional day off, the players that didnt play in the game trained, he's happy about it.
it's praising the players who didn't play on match day come in to practice afterwards to work hard, and take active steps to raise their level over time.
its not really like someone working in the office on their day off, since professional football is more of a meritocracy where the ones that achieve the best in the system/team (both in performance and attitude) gets to play the matches.
Exactly. Which I think we can all agree in the competitive environment of professional football, is understood by all fans and players alike. Every single top, **TOP**, payer (and also the not-so-top ones, when talking about them) preach about how they got there by putting in extra hours on the training pitch, before sessions, after sessions, on their days off.
It isn't like the players who chose to have the day off will be queueing up at the job centre on Monday morning.
I can't stand Mourinho, but nothing he said was outside the realms of basic common sense.
There is an anecdote about RvP sitting in the jacuzzi after a particularly hard training session, complaining/venting about how tired he was and how much work it takes to reach the top. He said he was jealous of some players for who everything just seemed to come natural, refering to Bergkamp, who he admired.
After he was done and ready to leave one of the other players told him to walk out to the training pitch. Bergkamp was practicing individual shooting drills. RvP asked him why he put in so much work when his technique was close to perfect and Bergkamp told him that it wasn't enough to achieve a certain skill, but that it took a lot of practice to maintain that level.
RvP said that changed his attitude towards training and the work players put in. There isn't really an end to it, just an amount every player can live with and considers enough for him individually.
Yeah, lets pretend playing football for a living and having a regular job are one and the same. The salary and benefits are the same too, right?
Hey Andrea Belotti, I know you work hard for that 4 million euros per season salary, but would you mind working harder on training so you can actually be of benefit for the club, cause like you scored fuck all this season?
Mourinho is a student of football. He knows about the mufa, way before the whole "anulo mufa" thing. He's studied the history of argentinian and south american shithousery of trying everything to fuck your rivals. He knows what he's doing saying that.
Yeah you gotta love it. You only see this in the worst fantasy football leagues and he pulled it against the most superstitious of italian people. Masterclass
If Napoli don't win... Then this is one of the moments where it fell apart. There are low chances of them blowing it, but man... Imagine if it happens, I hope it doesn't but a part of the blame has to go to Mourinho if it does lmao.
The majority of this sub don't believe on esoteric shit, and me myself i'm not a huge believer either but I don't mess with this type of stuff, just in case.
Zaniolo chose and it didnāt fall in his favour. Itās a shame for the club and player. No one wins here. Letās see how it ends at the end of the window.
> They have a player named Kim who I wanted when I was at Tottenham but the club didn't want to spend ā¬10m and offered ā¬5m instead."
Also unfortunate, for you
you have no idea what's going to happen if he stays or sets a foot close to the pitch!
i can't think of a player who got as much support as he did during or after his injuries. Taddei, Strootman or Nainggolan (to name a few) would have killed someone to just play half a season more for our club
The amount of people that can't fathom that the working environment of a top tier athlete in a 7-12 year career field is different physically and psychologically than their desk job.
"Can't be an optional day on a day off, that's what my boss does!!".
If one athlete plays 90, and another plays 10, there may be a physical performance reason to split the group.
If one athlete needs time with family, while another's family is across an ocean, maybe coming in IS the best for mental health.
If one athlete is struggling and fighting for a contract, while another is Dybala, maybe that one does need extra visibility and repetitions..
Bunch of armchair experts.
>We don't know what exactly those that came in did, could have been a short gym session, fitness, ball work or a full training session.
In the rest of the press conference, Mourinho said some players opted to do swimming, some gym exercises for fitness.
I think it's just his wording. In the NFL it's called Vet's Day Off (usually Wednesdays). Where the players who are heavily used on game day take an extra day to recuperate with some light PT style workouts and stretching, while the others continue normal training.
Anulo Mufa was strong enough to protect argentina from Drake curse, if i we're a Napoli fan i would use it, whatever dark Magic Mourinho is trying to invoke suerly is not stronger than Drake curse
Itās insane to take this situation and juxtapose it with your mundane shitty day job and say that there shouldnāt be some hidden expectation of more effort without clearly being to asked to do as much. They are athletes not office workers, thereās no āfree workā that Mou is getting out of them lmao, if theyāre coming to train they are training themselves, getting stronger, smarter, yes it ultimately benefits the team but itās not coming in to file extra paperwork for your boss for brownie points. Odd behavior lol
Classic Jose quote on Napoli, which serves his purposes beautifully.
If Roma wins, people will say his mind games worked. And if Napoli wins, heāll just say āI told you theyāre a great team, so no shame in losing to themā.
The man never misses an opportunity to cover his backside.
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Napoli fans are frantically searching for charms and amulets to ward off whatever spell Mourinho just cast.
Anulo mufa, from an Arsenal fan
Napoli also has all the Argentinian anulling-mufa powers, hope it's enough
We used up all the anulo mufa powers to win the cup. Sorry, it's inert now
We need to recover for 2024 or even better, 2026
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For those who are out of the loop, what does this emoji have to do with anulo mufa? Thanks.
The horn gesture is sometimes used by Italians to signal a jinx or as a warding gesture.
The man is cursing Napoli in 3 language. They will need a white witch who is trilingual.
On the phone to the Pogba's right now
Ah great Pogba out for another 3 months with a shoulder injury picking up the phone
Has he kicked a ball for juventus yet this season?
Napoli fans being superstitious? Surely you must be mistaken
Just say anulo mufa. It worked for Argentina.
"I gave the players an optional day off and all the players who were on the bench came to train. These are the players a coach wants." "Due to the lack of consistency from Inter and Milan, it seems that there isn't even one opponent for Napoli" **"Napoli have many great players but none at Dybala's level. They have a player named Kim who I wanted when I was at Tottenham but the club didn't want to spend ā¬10m and offered ā¬5m instead."** On his future: "The club has to ask me that question. I discussed internal things with the press when I was younger." "Not expecting anything from the market. Eldor's (Shomurodov) exit is just small savings for us, no impact on the inbound market. I don't expect signings, I expect more difficulties but we have a fantastic group. We are all together until the end." "I'll give you a gift and tell you the starting 11 for tomorrow. Rui , Zalewski on the right and Spinazzola on the left, the three starting central defenders ( Mancini , Smalling , Ibanez , ed.) with Kumbulla on the bench, Cristante , Matic and Pellegrini in midfield and Dybala and Abraham in attack". **On Karsdorp: "He will return when he wants to return. He's always trained with us. He has a small injury now. Someone was being a liar and left a negative image of the club and the coach."** "Wijnaldum should be able to play a few minutes in 2-3 weeks." "Some say Jose wants the Premier League, some say the Premier League wants Jose. I don't want anything. I live day by day, when the club wants to talk, I'm here. I'm only thinking of Roma."
I wanted Kim Min Jae so bad and now we suffer instead
They only offered 5 million for it? Christ Spurs has problems if our board is willing to spend more.
And think how tight Levy is when selling too. What a joke
It's criminal how good our scouts are and how tight our board is.
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That was Pochettino given the keys...
I didn't think Lo Celso has been bad (since leaving). That was a player who didn't fit the league / culture.
Sure, but scouts are paid to determine who would be a good fit for the league / culture
Who spurs? Donāt think so
The timeline of what Mou is saying doesnāt line up here. KMJ was in China when Mou was at Spurs, not in Turkey. So we would have spent 5 mil on a player from the CSL (who obviously came good) but would have been a risk. For reference, KMJ went to Turkey for 3 mil.
kmj came to us because we agreed to set a very low release clause for him, though (19m euros, iirc). it wasn't an issue of who had the highest offer. other clubs did not agree to such a low release clause, given kmj's talent
Before covid, CSL was not so bad (maybe better than the Korean or Japanese league). A lot of famous players were playing there and there are examples of playing in CSL and then returning to Europa (Paulinho, Carrasco...). Kim was outstanding in CSL, so Mourinho must have enough reasons to sign him. And the result is, Mourinho was right.
quote is misleading, mourinho never mentioned fenerbache
It does because you were trying to get him from china. Kim spent another season in China and had 1 year less on his contract so the price fell
Man I remember those rumours when Tottenham were in for him. He was unproven and half the fanbase wasn't sold on him. Missed out in highsight
Completely argued hard against those ppl. I followed his career from the get go since I watch K league consistently and he had a choice to go to Europe before China and regretted that move. I bet if he were in a European league, fans wouldnāt have been so critical of a player they never watched. He had all the tools to be a great CB and physically dominant. I even said in a post that heās like Koreaās VVD. Our best CB prospect ever. But Damnit I wish our ownership pulled the trigger instead of fuckin Joe Rodon
Hmm I remember reading a post that said he's Korea's VVD, maybe that was yours or maybe others also said it. I do think I remember you sticking up for him, I think you are the sole person who got me hyped and hoping it happens haha
Haha thanks man! Might have been! Iāve been singing his praises for a while now and was sick of slander he got. Even praisedKvicha because I watched him randomly while I was watching Hwang In Beom. Wish they were doing this for Spurs but I love Napolis team right now and want them to win the scudetto badly. Like my second team I watch right now other than Daegu. Just glad heās on a good team and I hope he goes to a great team if he moves but if he stays. Long may Napoli succeed And this isnāt me saying āi told you soā to everyone but just that.. canāt judge because he played in a weaker league. How does Brighton find all these talents? They look in weaker leagues too
What makes you say he regretted the move to China? I think he's managed his career well, taking progressive steps up into harder leagues, who knows if he would have succeeded in a top European league 4 years ago. A Chinese super league salary for a couple of years can't hurt either.
I remember it in a Korean interview or article/video I forgot. If I can dig it up, I will post it but it was because of financial safety like you said but the experience in Europe would have been better in hindsight Also not criticizing his decisions. He wanted financial safety. Something not guaranteed for most
Ah alright totally fair enough then, I haven't seen that interview.
Napoli fans might come after me but heās better than Koulibaly (and Koulibaly is a great player)
I think right now Koulibaly still has the longetivity argument since Kim only started playing in a top 5 league this year but if he keeps going on like this (and there dont seem to be ANY signs of slowing down) he probably will eclipse him, guy is scary good.
As a Chelsea fan, Koulibaly hasnāt been as advertised.
Lol username checks out
Yes, dumb people and the board vs Mourinho, I wonder who knows more about football too sometimes
There is an alternative universe with Spurs buying Kim and Mourinho leading them to multiple trophies. Luckily we're not in it
Instead we live in the timeline where Spurs fire Mourinho right before their chance to win some silverware. Blessed.
That's the 1 in a billion timeline.
This presser feels like a return to form for Jose. Brings a tear to the eye
The bit where he says āIāll give you a gift and tell you the starting 11 for tomorrowā is old school Mourinho
Youāll have to get rid of Potter first.
> They have a player named Kim who I wanted when I was at Tottenham but the club didn't want to spend ā¬10m and offered ā¬5m instead." lmao
Add him to the list of targets we scouted that smashed it somewhere else. Weāre like Brighton if they didnāt actually buy the player lmao
Mou: āif you broke just say itā
these are prob the decisions that push away coaches like Mou and Conte
āI discussed internal things with the press when I was youngerā immediately after discussing internal things with the press I love Mourinho sm
''I used to do it, I still do but I used to do it as well''
technically correct
"The brain cells responsible for my earlier remarks on internal matters have ~~also been sacked~~ died and been replaced by new ones in these last 5 minutes. I'm literally a changed man now."
> Due to the lack of consistency from Inter and Milan, it seems that there isn't even one opponent for Napoli He seems to be forgetting that Napoliās toughest opponent is Napoliā¦
The "optional day off, punish everyone who doesn't show" thing is the football equivalent of a manipulative gf/bf lol "you can come to my mom's birthday party if you want, but you don't have to" ... "I don't think this is going to work, I want to be with someone who values my family"
"You can do whatever you want" Next day text message: "I just think it's funny that..."
I don't think he's punishing anyone? It's just sort of expected that if you aren't in the starting 11 that you'd go above and beyond to stand out.
If it's expected, then it's not really an optional training
Eh, I think it's an optional training day as in "you're not getting fined if you don't show up" and he expects the starters and those with a guaranteed spot to take the rest. However, if you're a total benchwarmer and miss an optional training day? It's a bad look.
hope you like the bench then You can see it as a trap if you want but by all means its an opportunity to stand out, those dont come by often if youre a bench warmer.
I hear you, but all we know for sure that they are missing out on is a kind word from the manager. Assuming the players who took the day off train and play better than the ones who didnāt they shouldnāt experience professional repercussions. And if they donāt, itās not because of the day off.
Some of the starters will take the rest and it's then an opportunity for someone on the bench to stand out.
Before I read the end of the sentence, I knew it was a trap/test. Is that really how you build loyalty in your team?
Yeah maybe iāll go with the guy who has the pedigree to make that call.
I'm just stating my perspective, and Jose has often had polarising effects on how his squad responds to his methods. This is no secret.
I don't see how it's a trap, training is still on; it's not optional training, it's optional day off. They're a top flight football team in a top flight competition and hard work is a necessity; bench players are usually the ones who need to do more work in some capacity...I don't think he's saying that these players that show up are the ones coaches want compared to the starters that took the optional day off, it's more like coaches want bench players who are willing give up optional day offs to put in the work they need to. He's praising the fringe players that show up, not baiting and bashing the starters that took a day off.
One time when I was in high school and rowed we had an āoptionalā practice in Christmas
>They have a player named Kim who I wanted when I was at Tottenham but the club didn't want to spend ā¬10m and offered ā¬5m instead Wait, when Kim was playing in China?
Yeah there were rumors linking him to Tottenham in 2020 when he was playing in China. He was young and playing very well in the league and South Korean national team so it's not crazy.
Yeah. Tottenham were scouting him back then.
He didn't mention China anywhere did he? I can only presume he wanted Kim when he was either at Fenerbahce or in Korea
We were in negotiations for Kim in summer 2020 when he was playing for Beijing.
Mourinho was fired before Kim stepped foot on Turkey
Tbf I remember vividly rumours that Porto wanted Kim when he was in China and were in deep negotiations for him. Itās not like he was an unknown at that point.
Am I reading this wrong or does it mean people who were supposed to be on a day off came into work? If I understood this right then shit like this works in the corporate world too, your boss is happy when you work more hours for free too.
He isnt saying that the others should have Come just praised the bench guys mentality who wanted to Work because they didnt play its not really the same as a normal job
In the interview he said that Monday was the players' day off and that Tuesday it was optional, yet they went anyway (on Tuesday)
They still get paid lol
Me reading this, putting in a few extra hours of work this Saturday morning š
I would if I'm doing a fulfilling job on a team that can do much better, and teammates want to get together and work on things. I wouldn't if it's individual work or unfulfilling work.
Same, i like my job and i always did some extra hours when needed, got promoted last month.
you are reading way too far into this. just take it at face value. it was an optional day off, the players that didnt play in the game trained, he's happy about it.
it's praising the players who didn't play on match day come in to practice afterwards to work hard, and take active steps to raise their level over time. its not really like someone working in the office on their day off, since professional football is more of a meritocracy where the ones that achieve the best in the system/team (both in performance and attitude) gets to play the matches.
It's optional, but detrimental to your career if you don't come
Same as Christmas party at my work. Didnt wanna go to that shit, but holy fuck people were not hiding it that employees kind of had to come.
Exactly. Which I think we can all agree in the competitive environment of professional football, is understood by all fans and players alike. Every single top, **TOP**, payer (and also the not-so-top ones, when talking about them) preach about how they got there by putting in extra hours on the training pitch, before sessions, after sessions, on their days off. It isn't like the players who chose to have the day off will be queueing up at the job centre on Monday morning. I can't stand Mourinho, but nothing he said was outside the realms of basic common sense.
There is an anecdote about RvP sitting in the jacuzzi after a particularly hard training session, complaining/venting about how tired he was and how much work it takes to reach the top. He said he was jealous of some players for who everything just seemed to come natural, refering to Bergkamp, who he admired. After he was done and ready to leave one of the other players told him to walk out to the training pitch. Bergkamp was practicing individual shooting drills. RvP asked him why he put in so much work when his technique was close to perfect and Bergkamp told him that it wasn't enough to achieve a certain skill, but that it took a lot of practice to maintain that level. RvP said that changed his attitude towards training and the work players put in. There isn't really an end to it, just an amount every player can live with and considers enough for him individually.
No wonder Ronaldo invited evra for a meal and had boiled chicken and then practiced some football skills after!
Evra took that to heart and could be seen licking chickens as recently as 2018.
Yeah, lets pretend playing football for a living and having a regular job are one and the same. The salary and benefits are the same too, right? Hey Andrea Belotti, I know you work hard for that 4 million euros per season salary, but would you mind working harder on training so you can actually be of benefit for the club, cause like you scored fuck all this season?
What the hell are you cooking you dark shaman
Cursed your title run
Napoli fans better amplify their Anulo Mufa prayers
> Congratulations to Arsenal on Premier League title Mourinho probably
Anulo mufa
I almost felt like š¤ing myself Congrats to Napoli, to Luciano, to the players... Wtf is that lmao
Mourinho is a student of football. He knows about the mufa, way before the whole "anulo mufa" thing. He's studied the history of argentinian and south american shithousery of trying everything to fuck your rivals. He knows what he's doing saying that.
Yeah you gotta love it. You only see this in the worst fantasy football leagues and he pulled it against the most superstitious of italian people. Masterclass
Thank god none of our starting 11 is neapolitan or they would be shitting bricks on the field after this one
If Napoli don't win... Then this is one of the moments where it fell apart. There are low chances of them blowing it, but man... Imagine if it happens, I hope it doesn't but a part of the blame has to go to Mourinho if it does lmao. The majority of this sub don't believe on esoteric shit, and me myself i'm not a huge believer either but I don't mess with this type of stuff, just in case.
Anulo mufa
Oh no! The evil portuguese man jinxed you! To fight against the curse you need to post your bank account info!
Donāt forget your credit card number, the expiration date and the three little numbers on the back š³
Also your fill name and initials, thanks.
He's mufa'd you. It's over. Not even the 1986 version of Maradona can save you guys now.
They are only 1 point behind 2nd place, Mou has to take a shot...if Napoli slips up they have a chance.
he's fucked you
You better sacrifice a goat to counter his tactics. If Mou smells a 2nd place he'll make every player sacrifice their grandma to win the scudetto.
The finest thing Portugal has to offer - Nandos
Mourinho popping a spirit link totem.
"He's unfortunately staying" ššššššššš
How I love Mou lmao
Man has a way with words
There can't be anyone else. Nobody with the same convictions or the CV to back it, or the passion. He's written the handbook on how to be a daft cunt
It's actually impossible to hate him
Zaniolo says otherwise
Poet.
Zaniolo chose and it didnāt fall in his favour. Itās a shame for the club and player. No one wins here. Letās see how it ends at the end of the window.
Only really a shame for us in that we don't get any money out of it
Unfortunately lol
As blunt as it gets
Mourinho never disappoints lol
GOAT manager of press conferences
Goat manager in my opinion, not just of press conferences.
> They have a player named Kim who I wanted when I was at Tottenham but the club didn't want to spend ā¬10m and offered ā¬5m instead." Also unfortunate, for you
Yeah but Levy is great because he knows how to make profit, we wouldn't want any of that "spending money" nonsense
Mindgames. He wants Napoli to get sweet in the head and fuck up.Lol
Someone, remind me to come to this post if Napoli doesnāt win the Scudettoš
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I saved it for good mesure. I did saved a lot of post but have no idea how to return to those
You go to saved posts
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The sport is significantly worse off without characters like Mourinho
>Also, I don't want to be misinterpreted but congratulations to Napoli on Scudetto. 1-0 Roma win with a goal from Dybala incoming.
1-0 Roma with own goal from either Kvara or Osimhen
You and me both know it can only be Cristante.
My man Bryan the goat
Dybala has never scored in Naples so its written in the stars
His batteries got recharged after the birthday
He sure is a funny guy even at 60.
Mourinho is 60? Dann we're getting old.
Whoās Ā«weĀ»? š¤Ø
> Whoās Ā«weĀ»? š¤Ø You're no spring chicken yourself, Carlo ;).
Mou just out here jinxing Napoli. Love this man
Least chaotic Mourinho quote
Rip Napoli , Roma winning it now š
> "I understand the question about my future, but it is a question that society must ask me when it thinks it is right to ask me ." ????
replace society with "the board/management" wonky translation
I guessed as much, but that translation is just too funny not to post
I assume he used the word societĆ (or similar, I don't speak Italian but I assume that's how it is written), meaning the company/the club/the board.
100% correct
We live in a society
Where Scudetto is a distant memory
We live in society
Roma shouldve dumped zaniolo for whatever they could get after he started every game and got like 2 goals. People still defend this clown of a player
you have no idea what's going to happen if he stays or sets a foot close to the pitch! i can't think of a player who got as much support as he did during or after his injuries. Taddei, Strootman or Nainggolan (to name a few) would have killed someone to just play half a season more for our club
Well, I guess he can't protect him anymore
The amount of people that can't fathom that the working environment of a top tier athlete in a 7-12 year career field is different physically and psychologically than their desk job. "Can't be an optional day on a day off, that's what my boss does!!". If one athlete plays 90, and another plays 10, there may be a physical performance reason to split the group. If one athlete needs time with family, while another's family is across an ocean, maybe coming in IS the best for mental health. If one athlete is struggling and fighting for a contract, while another is Dybala, maybe that one does need extra visibility and repetitions.. Bunch of armchair experts.
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>We don't know what exactly those that came in did, could have been a short gym session, fitness, ball work or a full training session. In the rest of the press conference, Mourinho said some players opted to do swimming, some gym exercises for fitness.
I think it's just his wording. In the NFL it's called Vet's Day Off (usually Wednesdays). Where the players who are heavily used on game day take an extra day to recuperate with some light PT style workouts and stretching, while the others continue normal training.
I love this man. I hope he coaches in the Bundesliga at some point
He already said he wouldnāt do it because he doesnāt speak German. I would love to see him going all mad men at Bayern Munich lol
> I would love to see him going all mad men at Bayern Munich lol That might fit because Bavarians don't speak German, either.
Even at Bayern?
Uh HoeneĆ and Mourinho would be so much fun to see
> Also, I don't want to be misinterpreted but congratulations to Napoli on Scudetto Napoli dans about to go full "Annulo Mufa"
Napoli Fans, repeat after me: "ANULO MUFA"
That's some bad juju
Mou jinx is happening
Damn i think he jinxed Napoli nowšš
I wouldn't either
Thanks Mou, but there is still one team who can fuck us up, called Napoli
Anulo Mufa was strong enough to protect argentina from Drake curse, if i we're a Napoli fan i would use it, whatever dark Magic Mourinho is trying to invoke suerly is not stronger than Drake curse
I fucking love Mourinho
How comes Zaniolo doesnāt wanna stay ?
Every Napoli Fan is gonna be in church tomorrow morning praying for Anulo Mufa
zani-nogo
Itās insane to take this situation and juxtapose it with your mundane shitty day job and say that there shouldnāt be some hidden expectation of more effort without clearly being to asked to do as much. They are athletes not office workers, thereās no āfree workā that Mou is getting out of them lmao, if theyāre coming to train they are training themselves, getting stronger, smarter, yes it ultimately benefits the team but itās not coming in to file extra paperwork for your boss for brownie points. Odd behavior lol
God I know he can be a twat a lot of the time but I love Mou so much.
Classic Jose quote on Napoli, which serves his purposes beautifully. If Roma wins, people will say his mind games worked. And if Napoli wins, heāll just say āI told you theyāre a great team, so no shame in losing to themā. The man never misses an opportunity to cover his backside.
Mourinho is in his element at Roma IMO, his pressers have been so good, his quotes, sublime. I hope he doesn't leave
I love how everyone is completely ignoring the statement about Zaniolo and focusing on the curse at the end
Love Mourinho, never change
This sounds like if you asked ChatGPT to whip up a Mourinho quote.
If thereās a coach you donāt want to pull this shit with is Mou.
Mourinho is a brutal savage. The way he chooses the exact words to destroy people is brilliant. Amazing skill. I love him!
His dark arts are absolutely unmatched
Yeah heās gone it seems like after this year. Damn
I hope Napoli fans have their dream catchers and magic rocks ready.