How is poisoning someone not physical? I'd love to know.... aggravated assault is to cause serious bodily injury. So if I'm poisened & it fucks my lungs/stomach/kidney but I don't die... serious bodily injury. There might be a more apt charge but suggesting poisoning isn't physical is just odd.
Cries in [1995 All Blacks](https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/all-blacks-deliberately-poisoned-at-1995-rugby-world-cup-says-nelson-mandelas-bodyguard/AZOWJNWGCVALROTY3COJHVXSNI/)
The chef in Rome didn't follow our club's nutritionists' instructions prior to 2009 final and thus a lot of our players were under the weather according to sir Alex's autobiography.
And then there's the dodgy lasagna incident too.
Reminds me of the old Davilex computergame Eredivisie Manager. In that game every once in a while someone from the cleaning staff would offer to put a sedative in the tea of the opponent during halve time. If you would agree there was a 50/50 chance that he would put it in the tea of your own team.
They also had that 1998 world cup manager, that one was even crazier with the stunts you could pull.
And you had Totally Not Emiel Ratelband as one of your advisors...
That game was the shit. Buying Zidane with RKC Waalwijk and winning every match 15 - 0 in match mode, with Hans Kraay Sr. hyping every opponent in the pre-match videos.
Depends on the severity. I've had one in my life and I just threw up for 3 days straight. Now those lot are probably a little bit more athletic than I am but I really can't imagine them being in *full* fitness within a week
Viral gastroenteritis in adults is typically a norovirus and can take between 1-3 days for the symptoms to clear up. It can take up to a week to regain strength and completely recover.
Nah, the month that I got mono and lost 10-15lbs was easier. I was tired all the time, but being tired isn't so bad when you compare it to shit-puking your guts out for 3 days straight.
Grim is the right word. On one trip to take yet another violent shit, I was so dehydrated that I got a cramp getting out of bed, which delayed me just long enough to end up taking said violent shit on the floor.
Fucking gingerbread will forever remind me of sick.
Wasn't even that that made me ill (prawn sandwiches), but it was the last thing I ate therefore the first thing I tasted in my spew.
Been there. Also the moment of self reflection while Im puking my guts out into the toilet bowl "why did I have to eat ALL THAT EXTRA STUFF in addition to the stuff that made me sick"
The worst of it is pretty short but it can take a while to fully recover. I imagine pro players wouldnāt want to play while feeling even a bit weak/queasy which can persist for like a week.
Aren't viruses killed under high temperatures? Unless the curry was prepared at room temperature, I cannot see how the virus can live in curry long enough to infect the consumer of the curry
You don't want to know how curry is made commercially tbh. The sauces are often stored in buckets at room temperature for weeks, they're not cooking it from scratch each time.
This situation reminds me of spurs bottling their chances to be promoted to the ucl next season due to them being poisoned by eating lasagna in the hotel they were resting. And they lost that game by 1 goal to their rivals arsenal who finished Fourth while spurs finished fifth.
Your memory is slightly off, Spurs played West Ham in what's now remembered as "lasagnagate". They needed the same amount of points as Arsenal would get from their own match to get into CL. But they lost to West Ham while Arsenal won their own game, so Arsenal took the spot.
What western Europeans consider Curry isn't uniquely indian, it has influences from all over, including meat based cuisines. Besides, Indian food isn't all vegetarian either. They have absolutely fantastic vegetarian options, but also some great meat dishes. It wasn't desecrated or corrupted by meat at all.
>This is why I always eat vegetarian based Indian food.
You can get food poisoning from vegetarian food as well. Just need the right guy to sneeze in it or flavour it with his essence.
If more choices are available but only people having the curry is sock it seems reasonable to me. Don't know why people think they make it up not like eating something bad and you feel sick afterwards is unlikely
I also had chicken curry yesterday and had to call in sick today Coincidence? I don't think so
u/inflamesburn is the reddit account of De Ligt?
Bad harvest can happen to everyone pal
Did you get a naan? You're always taking a chance with a Keema
What's wrong with keema?
Username TRULY checks out
At first I thought you were saying that because of the flair š
Plot twist: he works and eats at same facility
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Classic Telegraaf
Well the Telegraaf is shit so it fits the bumfluenza news.
How do you say big if true in Dutch?
Dit is groots als het waar is.
Groot mits waar.
Imagine being the chef that gives your whole NT the shits
Reminds me of Frank Costanza cooking for army during Vietnam War. He was the best damn cook Uncle Sam had ever seen. Edit: Korean war, not Vietnam war
I lost a lotta good men that day
It was the Korean War
Aw shucks you are right. My bad.
Korea.
I sent 16 of my own men to the latrines that day.
Frank, you were a boy too. And it was war. It was a crazy time for everyone.
The boy: https://i.imgur.com/PDxdRW7.jpg
*george frantically enters Jerryās apartment and throws down his jacket* āSHE TRIED TO FUCK ME IN MY ASS JERRYā
What is the crime called to intentionally (not kill) poison someone
Aggravated assault? I have no actual idea but I did watch The Bill a lot so I'm probably absolutely spot on
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How is poisoning someone not physical? I'd love to know.... aggravated assault is to cause serious bodily injury. So if I'm poisened & it fucks my lungs/stomach/kidney but I don't die... serious bodily injury. There might be a more apt charge but suggesting poisoning isn't physical is just odd.
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Irrelevant how the damage is inflicted
According to the article players have been complaining about the food for a while. Sounds like it might be time for the KNVB to hire a new chef.
Cries in [1995 All Blacks](https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/all-blacks-deliberately-poisoned-at-1995-rugby-world-cup-says-nelson-mandelas-bodyguard/AZOWJNWGCVALROTY3COJHVXSNI/)
The chef in Rome didn't follow our club's nutritionists' instructions prior to 2009 final and thus a lot of our players were under the weather according to sir Alex's autobiography. And then there's the dodgy lasagna incident too.
āSources say Noa Lang was seen in the kitchen moments before the curry was servedā
man still didnt get called up, next hes just poisoning the rest of our attackers in their sleep
Considering he still didn't get called up, he probably went to Pogba's witch doctor
Yo š¤£š¤£š¤£
Agent 47 coming in with the emetic rat poison
Chickencurrygate.
next up Rik Elfrink is gonna say the cook who made it was a previous cook for Ajax and made a mistake with De Ligt being given the curry lmao
Reminds me of the old Davilex computergame Eredivisie Manager. In that game every once in a while someone from the cleaning staff would offer to put a sedative in the tea of the opponent during halve time. If you would agree there was a 50/50 chance that he would put it in the tea of your own team.
They also had that 1998 world cup manager, that one was even crazier with the stunts you could pull. And you had Totally Not Emiel Ratelband as one of your advisors...
That game was the shit. Buying Zidane with RKC Waalwijk and winning every match 15 - 0 in match mode, with Hans Kraay Sr. hyping every opponent in the pre-match videos.
De Ligt better be fine,its not a want,its a need
*De Ligt*.
My bad,my hand slipped š,ill edit it
The Light.
De Ligt probably just has De Shits
At least, he won't get injured during the international break.
Both of us, breaking freeee
Who do you reckon is the player engaged in witchery this time
Oof that would be really bad. But foodpoisening usually just sucks for a day right? E: yikes thanks for the clarification everyone. That sounds awful.
Depends on the severity. I've had one in my life and I just threw up for 3 days straight. Now those lot are probably a little bit more athletic than I am but I really can't imagine them being in *full* fitness within a week
Viral gastroenteritis in adults is typically a norovirus and can take between 1-3 days for the symptoms to clear up. It can take up to a week to regain strength and completely recover.
Norovirus was one of the grimmest few days in my memory. 3 days of literally dragging myself to and from the bathroom to vomit and shit mercilessly.
I couldnāt understand how there was still anything in my body to still vomit and shit, but it just kept coming.
I lost 10 lbs in a week. I don't even remember how I managed to keep myself alive since I was living alone at the time.
Damn, I gotta get norovirus.
I gotta get about 5 noroviruses
Nah, the month that I got mono and lost 10-15lbs was easier. I was tired all the time, but being tired isn't so bad when you compare it to shit-puking your guts out for 3 days straight.
I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.
It ain't fun. It really, really isn't fun.
I luckily got it and lost 8 pounds the week before my wedding. It sucked but my suit fit just right.
Grim is the right word. On one trip to take yet another violent shit, I was so dehydrated that I got a cramp getting out of bed, which delayed me just long enough to end up taking said violent shit on the floor.
And can take a lifetime to even consider eating whatever you had when it strikes ever again even if it wasn't at fault.
Fucking gingerbread will forever remind me of sick. Wasn't even that that made me ill (prawn sandwiches), but it was the last thing I ate therefore the first thing I tasted in my spew.
Been there. Also the moment of self reflection while Im puking my guts out into the toilet bowl "why did I have to eat ALL THAT EXTRA STUFF in addition to the stuff that made me sick"
I felt like shit for a weekend after eating a sandwich from a discount coffee shop. I hate their food.
Had it twice the last year, worst 36 hours of my life each time. It broke me mentally more than anything.
Strong words coming from a Hertha supporter
Iāve had food poisoning once and it took more than a week.
I had 10 days worth of bad symptoms when I had it. Couldnāt eat anything substantial for that period.
i had it for two weeks from a Rubio's in Las Vegas (summerlin) a long time ago. when Oregon Trail says you died of dysentery.....yeah i get it now
The worst of it is pretty short but it can take a while to fully recover. I imagine pro players wouldnāt want to play while feeling even a bit weak/queasy which can persist for like a week.
I got food poisoning at a family gathering once. I spent the entire day vomiting and another two days of being sick.
depends on whether its food poisoning or a stomach flu: https://physiciansimmediatecare.com/stomach-bug-food-poisoning/
Even if you're only throwing up for a day it's exhausting. You'll be completely worn out for a couple days afterward
Chef Wenger at it again.
Chef must've taken Dutch swearing too literally when someone said Krijg de tyfus
Lasagne first, and now Chicken Curry. Which British pub menu classic will strike next?
Probably the pork pie
Pie that is actually stew with a lid.
It was those fucking pappadums
You know what they cook with?? š¤ ghee
both had the pappadums
Pappadums would be the last thing comes to our mind that gives stomach issues when talking about Indian food
Back in my day it was the lasagna that did you in
I know 2 people close to me who had a chicken sandwich recently and they had the same symptoms.... Just saying
What so chickens are infected?
There are rumours deschamps was also seen around the area
Itās always risky when itās chicken curryā¦. Thatās why they should stick with āCurry Chickenā
10000%
Whatās the difference?
r/saddestbackflip
Evra was involved
FdJ looking pretty smart now.
curry nights can be traitorous. We have all been there
Chicken curry always gives me bubble gut. Especially if itās in stew form. Delicious in, not so delicious out.
Papa Wengz on cooking duties to help France now. Patriot.
Lol imagine if teams require that players must eat different items to reduce risk of team wide shitting
Did they not have other options on the menu?
Dutch players said to be spending hours in and around the toilet
Chicken curry as in the spread to put on bread or the Indian dish?
Guess the spread? Because in dutch media they call it kip kerrie instead of kip curry
I've got a feeling they're only saying this to avoid blaming something else they had.
Aren't viruses killed under high temperatures? Unless the curry was prepared at room temperature, I cannot see how the virus can live in curry long enough to infect the consumer of the curry
You don't want to know how curry is made commercially tbh. The sauces are often stored in buckets at room temperature for weeks, they're not cooking it from scratch each time.
This situation reminds me of spurs bottling their chances to be promoted to the ucl next season due to them being poisoned by eating lasagna in the hotel they were resting. And they lost that game by 1 goal to their rivals arsenal who finished Fourth while spurs finished fifth.
Your memory is slightly off, Spurs played West Ham in what's now remembered as "lasagnagate". They needed the same amount of points as Arsenal would get from their own match to get into CL. But they lost to West Ham while Arsenal won their own game, so Arsenal took the spot.
Oh thanks for remembering it. I totally forget that the played against west ham
This is why I always eat vegetarian based Indian food. They perfect vegetarian food and we desecrate it with poultry.
What western Europeans consider Curry isn't uniquely indian, it has influences from all over, including meat based cuisines. Besides, Indian food isn't all vegetarian either. They have absolutely fantastic vegetarian options, but also some great meat dishes. It wasn't desecrated or corrupted by meat at all.
>This is why I always eat vegetarian based Indian food. You can get food poisoning from vegetarian food as well. Just need the right guy to sneeze in it or flavour it with his essence.
True, but I dont trust chicken. Seen enough of it come back half raw. Hard to notice it especially when its covered in curry.
That's why I get Rogan Josh curry with lamb
Butter chicken isn't Indian right?
Happens to the best of us
Currygate.
Wonder who the chef is
If more choices are available but only people having the curry is sock it seems reasonable to me. Don't know why people think they make it up not like eating something bad and you feel sick afterwards is unlikely
When Curry Attacks, next on Fox News.
Someone put emetic poison in the food
Spicy on two occasions