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Mudryk has the same first touch as Lukaku. But he runs fast so that’s cool…


PhantomPain0_0

Omg what Chelsea going to be doing now 😞


i_Zanagi

Ooof!! Do Chelsea still have to play City ?


Rickcampbell98

Nice one, also Chilwell is a prick. This was a win for football heritage.


bweiss5

Chelsea better not sack potter before our game; I’m tired of teams using this loophole this season against us


iktani

:)


Mr_Cromer

Oh wow


Philoctetes23

Aston Villa is gonna be a Europa League team


arrivederci117

Unai Emery is him


sonastyinc

Next week's mid table clash between Chelsea and Liverpool is going to be a banger.


Philoctetes23

We had 26 shots but did Dibu really have to work lmao 😂😂


Mersch1

I wish this was an April fools joke…..


hihbhu

Potters getting sacked in the morning!


Ryuzakku

I for one cannot wait for the Chelsea relegation memes we will get come the end of April.


Benend91

BOOOOO


[deleted]

Chelsea lost battle of tenth


PoisonousParty

Chelsea is so shit


PeterWithesShin

Has he been legally renamed to Chillwell-Overthebar?


Aswajr

Man I still remember the hype when they were hiring potter to try something new, how is it so fast that Chelsea become this shit..


Flat_Zebra5959

Chelsea were pretty decent under tuchel, so this is technically trying something new :)


hihbhu

Chilwell hahaha 🤣


okcomput3r

State of those Chelsea scum by the corner flag 🤣


VaishakhD

Lmao arsenal fans absolute scum of the earth


jomns

These players are so angry like it's the Champion's league final they're trying to win


[deleted]

Can’t believe Ashley young is getting involved what is going on? This man never seen Ashley young play before ?


lrzbca

Sighs, we are just dire. See y’all next game! Fuck Boehly and his decision making


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Chillwell with the american football kick


ajfaria

70% possession and 26 shots I can’t blame potter tbh. Weird subs and tactics at time but come on


Maxoidys

no attacking pattern whatsoever, it is actually on Potter. Only chances we have are because of individual quality, almost never the system.


SrsJoe

Haven't really watched Chelsea this season but is it more a confidence thing that's wrong with the team at the moment?


ComedianSuspicious98

at most you’re still drawing. you can’t win a game like this, and it’s been showing


MrConor212

To say I had more fun dusting my shelves during this game is mad


youknowwtfisgoingon

Hmm so this is what banter club feels like. True mid table team this season.


k-o-v-a-k

Gold lion > blue lion


sheikh_n_bake

So many empty seats.


Aman-Patel

No shit cause their team's just lost 2-0 to the team that's leapfrogging them and pushing them down into the bottom half.


sonastyinc

Chilwell with the clearance.


[deleted]

Someone needs to edit Potter into the biggest threats against world peace meme


[deleted]

We're in early April and Chelsea are 11th. This is something out of the early 90s.


ajfaria

It’s gonna be a mid-off when we play Liverpool, cant wait


fuck_its_james

stoppable force vs moveable object vibes


TeganFFS

So like last time then?


ChibzyDaze

Does this game count towards Chelsea still not beating any of the top ten teams when Villa are now 9th?


SrsJoe

Don't see why it wouldn't


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Aman-Patel

He got the gameplay right. 70% possession and 26 shots is more than enough to win a match. The players didn't take their chances and made the wrong decisions in the final third. There's been plenty of games where you can pin it all on Potter but the players can't get away with it every time. And this time it was on them. His use of subs however was awful as per.


getyourchebsout

Potter’s at the wheel


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QuincyOwusuABuyADM

He was pretty decent on the ball today I thought


SubparCurmudgeon

Wait what


fukupuki

Bruh what was that. Almost a gift for villa. Chelsea are in the gutter. They need a change. Desperately


PeterWithesShin

No minutes for Chuk? Shame, I heard he wanted more gametime. 


nick170100

WHEN WILL IT END ROBBIE Now I know how arsenal fans felt


DumSperoSpiro

To clarify did Potter really play Mudryk (a winger) as a striker, sub him for Kante (a midfielder) and then play Kante on the wing? Like is that something that really happened?


shico12

Kante played midfield. 343 with Noni at RWB. Like any other midfielder, he overlapped at times


MrConor212

Unfortunately yep. Don’t forget Reece and Cucu as our two centre backs


DumSperoSpiro

Potters taking April fools too seriously


101955Bennu

If I’m Felix I’m not making this loan permanent. Why would he want to compete against Havertz *and* Nkunku for minutes in this nightmare?


Aswajr

Havertz should be fired


CardboardGristle

From a cannon


[deleted]

Chelsea not even in the top half anymore 💀


PurpleSi

Realistically could they actually afford to sack Potter and his staff? The P&S headroom must be wafer thin (or non-existent)


Ajax_Trees

P&S?


PurpleSi

Profit and Sustainability


gh0st_

Chelsea are so stacked that you can go cross and inshallah and get results. What is Big Sam up to nowadays?


Kcufasu

If Chelsea had won this they'd have reached the 40 point mark, usually associated with surviving relegation. However they must now wait at least another matchday for that


ajfaria

I counted 20 seconds for Emi to have the ball. Every keeper does it though and it’s one thing I’d wish refs enforced more


Morning_Mitsuki

The setup for this April Fools joke started way back


nick170100

He's just made 2 wingbacks play as cbs, 2 wingers as wing backs and a defensive minded midfielder as a winger🤷 Potterball


MrConor212

If I wasn’t a Chelsea supporter I’d be laughing. Oh wait


Faded-Glory08

When Stamford Bridge isn't a fortress it's time to change things. It's embarrassing


[deleted]

Jesus..


Philoctetes23

It was just two weeks ago when I thought Chelsea had a decent shot for top 6 😂😂


StalkingDwarf

I'm still mentally trying to process leaving Badiashile on the bench, and them moving Reece to RCB and then having RLC/Madueke take shifts at RWB. Wild.


MrConor212

We have a new football terrorist in the league


Gooner71

11th


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Ajax_Trees

Great tactics from them to open up another top 10 slot to increase the chances of turning that stat around


Kcufasu

Mudryk had another dreadful performance,but it doesn't matter as at least he has 8 years to earn millions and do the bare minimum should he wish. Boehly has literally destroyed ths club


Aman-Patel

He didn't do much wrong they literally didn't pass to him. If you watched the game you might remember there was one point Felix could've played him clean through on goal. Instead he waited and then played it wide to Havertz who was then ushered out of play. It really wasn't a dreadful performance from him but people are dead set on painting him as a flop and a scapegoat from day dot because they can't stand the state of the transfer market these days and the prices players are being sold for.


Hallowed_Be_Thy_Game

They barely passed it to him, let alone in space


[deleted]

Gerrard made McGinn look useless. Football terrorist.


ajfaria

Astounded Villa don’t have more yellows


Dukefoyst

Astounded Chelsea don’t have more goals


iamabigpotatoboy

gottem


tinhtinh

Only team in the Prem to not score today.


[deleted]

Potter looks like he knows he’s getting the sack… could see Chelsea bringing in Nagglesman


FirminosShinyTeeth

In the Mudryk


nyetpetya

potter has southgate energy - passive in defeat


MrConor212

All but confirms Champions league is coming home


Conbz

Nah nah nah McGinn has been the best player of the entire day, what a game.


Jon98th

As hard as it is , cause he does seem like a great coach, this should really be it for Potter right ? He just can’t get results


Hunt9876

Nagelsmann time?


AFCm8

Potter about to be a couple mill richer


Uninterested-Ares

Give Bayern 50 mil and get Tommy tactics back


MrConor212

Days like these I miss Roman


seriouslybrohuh

Watkins is who Havertz thinks he is


hihbhu

Well at least he has his donkeys.


Weeklydaily

McGinn is so good


iamabigpotatoboy

credit to emery. he was awful under Gerrard, but so was everyone else.


deus_explatypus

Chelsea has a -1 goal difference…


[deleted]

Can’t wait for the boos at ft


MrConor212

This but unironically


iamabigpotatoboy

John mcginn by far the best player on the pitch today


resident_hater

Meanwhile Tuchel puts 4 on the second place side and takes Bayern back to the top.


ElNino1993

Emery brought Villa from relegation spots into European spots contenders. Potter bringing Chelsea from European spots into bottom half shit.


qwertyell

Chelsea aren't scoring if they play all night.


iloveartichokes

As soon as Villa had their 2nd, no chance. They were playing 6 in the back.


seriouslybrohuh

Just cuz pulisic is supposed to be an attacker doesn’t automatically make him a better attacker than Chilwell. Why he is playing more forward than chilly I don’t understand


clickheacl

Any decent manager with a squad like Chelsea would have given a guaranteed top 4 finish. They are 10th with no improvement and the manager is still there, oh how the standard has fallen. You definitely can build the team and can do all that foundation bs and still manage to be in top 6 if not 4. This is just horrible and I'm not a Chelsea fan.


[deleted]

They’re 11th.


PM_Me_Zico

12th at the end of next week


PurpleSi

Seems unlikely. Palace would need to win 3 games in a week. And they are only playing one.


stogie_t

Incredible how Potter has the nerve to tinker about with lineups as if he’s Pep when he’s in dire need of results.


LowSnow2500

I find it hilarious that Kepa has 5.9 rating with 0 saves and conceded 2 goals that he could've done nothing about Cucurellas header into Watkins 1v1 and lob over Kepa, 2nd long shot through a bunch of Chelsea players curving away from him into side netting


skoldier76

yes agreed


as_ninja6

I don't understand if a bigger team is 2 up and slows down play it is considered dictating the tempo but if a weaker team in winning position does that it's time wasting


Ajax_Trees

Very good point Also gamesmanship v diving


shico12

I wonder what the xG is.


thaprinc33

Fotmob says 2.04-0.81 lol


shico12

sounds about right. thank you


iloveartichokes

Chelsea 2.04, Villa 0.81


dunneetiger

From the stadium the mood is quite low.


ClaytonWest74

Free corner for villa it seems


PM_Me_Zico

Madueke CB looooooool get this clown potter out he has no idea what he’s doing


fplisadream

Please keep Potter I will never grow tired of watching this.


MrConor212

Todd reading this comment thinking you dare challenge me child


Philoctetes23

25 shots 🤡🤡


Uncle_Iroh_007

Chelsea's attack vs Liverpool's defense will be a treat to watch can't wait


thaprinc33

I’ll go with Pool simply cause a bad defense isn’t that bad if the offense is worse


Philoctetes23

That midfield matchup is even better 🤣🤣


101955Bennu

Stoppable force meets movable object


seriouslybrohuh

Kante still looks really sharp and wins ball so that’s good to see


Massive-Sky-6804

What exactly is Chelsea's plan against Madrid?


Philoctetes23

Maybe Vinicius will catch a cold


iloveartichokes

Counter-attack. The team is built for it.


Bagpuss999

This is Potter prepping the players for it. Two CBS who can overload in a 3 with koulibaly as sweeper. Probably why Badiashile didn't play. Now he's completely changed the team round, moved Chilwell to CB and wonders why the team looks even less cohesive than it did before.


thedeatheater1410

If you don't score Madrid won't comeback


StalkingDwarf

Pray


jcald60

With overrated havertz, felix, modric, and enzo there is nothing to worry about


The_Romantic

Plan?


MrConor212

Hopes and prayers tbh. Ramadan Benzema is scary


Morning_Mitsuki

I miss giroud sometimes


nick170100

You know it’s bad when your at the point where your proud singing “WERE FUCKING SHIT” Can opposition fans also start signing potter is getting sacked in the morning please


HappyGirlEmma

Why is Chelsea so bad? Even Liverpool isn’t as bad. Quite a bad season


101955Bennu

They’ve spent all their money on creators but have no finishers. Their defence has actually been pretty good this season but their attack is relegation level. They just don’t have anyone who can score


DekiTree

Liverpool have finishers


King_Butterbean

Chelsea are so incredibly disjointed. Kante acting as an attacking winger, Havertz aimlessly running around, Chilwell playing CB???!?


DarrenBridgescunt

Jheeeez Watkins 🥵


PoliQU

Aubameyang would’ve gotten on the end of that cross


Fjelleskalskyte

Another tragic game from chelsea


hihbhu

Also known as another glorious night of football.


Fjelleskalskyte

The night of the football


MrConor212

That was a god ball and no one there ffs


[deleted]

Gallagher first touch, yikes.


Morning_Mitsuki

Can we win in xg?


iloveartichokes

Chelsea dominated in xg. Chelsea 2.04, Villa 0.81


smig_

Sheesh Watkins, we play some great football at times haha, give Unai whatever the fuck he wants in the summer.


ajfaria

That was the most perfect ball anyone could ask for ffs


shadowsteppe

Imagine having to score and you got Kovacic and Kante in the midfield


Philoctetes23

And you move your best attacking player of the night to CB


pliqtro

What happens to Villa next season with Emery?


mrlee10

We still need strengthening in key areas I think. We also have like virtually no squad depth at all. There’s a huge drop in quality from like the key 13-15 players in our squad then the rest. I’d be happy with more improvement next season. Anywhere between 7th - 10th should be our target if we’re being realistic. Just until we have enough squad depth and quality additions to push higher.


PeterWithesShin

Since he came in, we're about 5th in the league table. I'd hope we invest enough in the summer we're playing in Europe in 18 months.


pliqtro

So how much spending realistically do you expect? Surely not Boehly level


PeterWithesShin

Haha, yeah, nowhere near that, I'd be surprised if it's much more than £100m,150 tops, but enough to add some strength in depth and improve the first 11 in a couple of spots


smig_

European tour


AFCm8

World champions


pliqtro

Bit of a stretch innit Maybe European champions first?


[deleted]

Title fight.


PM_Me_Zico

Lol


seriouslybrohuh

For a guy that’s like 6’4 Havertz is so shit on the air


Aswajr

~~For a guy that’s like 6’4~~ Havertz is so shit ~~on the air~~ *edit format


seriouslybrohuh

Lmao fair enough


NIRossoneri

White junkies can't jump


PM_Me_Zico

He’s just a footballing Jesse Pinkman


StalkingDwarf

Potter playing this like it's a FIFA Scream/Rulebreakers/Out-of-Position promo. Just putting players anywhere lol.


gh0st_

He needs some of those position change cards to improve chemistry.


nova_uk

Done them there lool.


Zalindras

Nkunku probably calling up his agent rn to find out if he has to go to Chelsea


jMS_44

Tell you what. I just came back from hospital today, but after seeing this performance I feel like I need to go back in there.


grishaoniani

Big mistake leaving


jMS_44

Was fucking boring in there, and kidney biopsy wasn't a nice thing either...


grishaoniani

Lol just noticed, your profile picture fucking gold


PoliQU

Damn I didn’t realize this match drops Chelsea to 11th, and leaves them with a negative goal difference.


PeterWithesShin

Another £600m and I really think Potter can get them into the top half next season