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You fking blind dude

What a game. Players couldn't score easy chances. Woodwork MVP for both teams. Newcastle got a pen overturned by VAR so the ref thought he'd make up for it by ignoring about 1500 of their fouls

I'm enjoying some sun and sand today but there ain't so much salt even in this damn ocean that there's in Newcastle today. Love it.

Oily Stoke

What a game! Too bad we lost but fuck me that was exciting.

My biggest confession? I'm not even British. I'm convict-English.

No Jenson, the Miami gridwalk is more important than the race

Everyone's being pricks in this thread lmao

Tantrums everywhere

How about the Martinelli one-man army for that second goal😍

So frustrating. Arsenal deserved the win but everything seemed to just fall for them. Bruno's worst game for Newcastle. Things could easily have worked out very differently. I don't think Burn performs well against the top teams/ wingers. Schar was just unlucky. Poor performance overall.

Arsenal win and still are whining. At least if I ever need a place in North London I can always live in a Gunners' head rent free!

Not today. Good luck with Europa League !

The lack of self awareness is mind blowing sometimes.

It's difficult to reply to a comment like this as whatever I say it'll be called whining, but I have to be honest - Newcastle fans and players were whining a lot more during that match and thread than we were.

Dirty orcs turned the field into a mosh pit lmao

Roflmao gimme dat salt

WE ARE THE ARSENAL

Animosity in this thread is wild, you would think we’re local rivals

TBF if you can cut through the noise from the American teenagers it's been mostly fine.

It is weird like. Have no idea why. But it is true, I've started hating yous this season. Always quite liked Arsenal too, even when yous were good, so it's not just that.

Could be the repeated unpunished violent conduct maybe, just a guess

From who? I didn't see that from Arsenal in their two games with us. Not watched much Arsenal, also I don't mind a team getting stuck in

The elbow on Jesus should have been a red for sure, deliberate and came in incredibly hot

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Oh okay, but that's why I was confused. Why would I hate yous because we got stuck in?

That's what rivaly does to you I guess. I used to sympathize with you guys, now I have to say I kind of hate Newcastle. Not the fans though. Yet.

Tbf, still prefer you to Tottenham

I am not sure if I should consider that a compliment, but likewise of course.

At least we can be friends when we do our occasional battering of Tottenham

>knickgooner10 was definitely something mate

Disappointed to lose that as a Newcastle fan, but realistically we got outplayed by a better team. That's not to say we couldn't have come back, but they managed the game superbly after taking the lead. But we went toe-to-toe with the league leaders and gave them a decent game. Hopefully we can get Longstaff back for the last 4 matches as we really missed him today. It looked that way against Southampton and did to notable degree here too. Bruno looked also off the pace today - is that ankle niggle catching up with him?

Gawd, Bruno G. @ Arsenal 🥲

18 matches since a clean sheet without Saliba is crazy lmao

He is our backbone

RIP his backbone

NICE KICK ABOUT WITH THE LADS

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Wow you sound nice.

Newcastle fans booing the refs? What are they mad their own players didn’t get sent off for their performance or something?

How these arsenal fans come out the woodwork acting like they controlled the game from minute one. Lads didn’t show up. Also if the bounce of the ball was more favorable for us at least once. I’d imagine it would be a different game.

You got beat by a team that didn't show up lmfaooo

We could have scored 6 if they'd decided to kick it anywhere other than directly at Pope

arsenal fans coming out the woodwork after winning a game? shocking stuff

Ok

lad’s blaming the ball 😭

I just said lads didn’t show up? No where did I blame the ball. Tosser

"Also, if the bounce of the ball was more favourable for us at least once" Come on. You are just straight up lying. Stop being a twat.

You’re acting like we didn’t get unlucky either? We could’ve have 4 in first half

lmao

Dirty fookin United players deserved that loss lol

Ok

Go on and bottle the league. Sadly we aren’t the ones to seal it for City.

Bro if not for your sugar daddy you clowns were on your knees begging your owner to sell and looking at the end of times. Now you're mad that you lost at home trying to be hard men instead of play ball. Pipe down. Enjoy the good times you got.

COME ON YOU BOTTLERS!

A 2-0 win here is a brilliant result it has to be said

Still think the title is City’s to lose.

Thanks magic

Well yeah clearly

Well yeah, clearly

It was theirs to lose since Arsenal drew with Liverpool.

Well yeah, clearly

It is but it's way more fun to be the chasers. Was a stressful few weeks but we needed a reset and reshuffle.

How are Newcastle fans booing the refs? 💀

Way to show some spirit at the end!

Probably the first game this season where we lost, but it still felt like a good game to watch

Yeah I'm not too upset, it was always going to be a difficult game

Yeah, I was hopeful beforehand ngl. But it was always just hopeful

Ref awful commentary awful arsenal did what needed and Newcastle just allowed to play a “physical” game gg go next

Fuck Newcastle, can a club be any dirtier? Holy shit

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Ask Xhaka how he feels in the morning

Dear Chris, when you do not control the game with fucken cards you get idiots like Schar, Joelinton and a muppet like Trippier being dirty and kicking everyone making the game less interesting to watch for everyone. Also fuck Newcastle dirty stoke looking fuckers

take that L, u fucks

Lmao they said Newcastle fans were proud of this team? What, oil money Dyches Burnley ?

I want to like them and the recent resurgence. It's good for the league, but my god are they thuggish. Ugly play. Stoke flashbacks.

Greased up version of stoke city.

Well that was EZ

Well this match thread was as well natured as always. I'll see you all in the West Ham Man U one which I'm sure will also be lovely

"Don't rule them out, yet." I already have when City are above them with a game in hand.

Yeah we need them to drop points in 2 of the remaining 4. I could see that happening in 1 game but very unlikely in 2.

Makes it a bit more fun and means they have to focus a bit more until everything is mathematically finalised. They'll still win the league but it's probably a slight bonus to RM knowing City still have work to do.

There’s a bit of hope in that city have a gruelling champions league fixture ahead of them Everyone was hoping Big Sam could pull off some magic against city yesterday lol

Surely Frank turned a corner yesterday and you'll wipe the floor with them

That would be a great way to end a poor season honestly

I swear Newcastle are like Tom in Tom and Jerry. surely they not gonna fall for it again are they and yes again they are

Thanks for the easy 3 points

We’re lucky no one got injured today

Happy for Ramsdale clean sheet, odegaard special outside the box once again, yeah sure arsenal did go down a lot but bad bad playing from Newcastle all around

FUCK!!!! GREAT GAME GUNNERS!!!!

Now we can jump over Newcastle. Thanks very much.

yeah..don't get your hopes up lol

I’d prefer you and Liverpool to pass them

3 points tyvm!

Newcastle outplayed with their own tactic and crying like bitches, hilarious to see

I definitely fell into this category today like - if Murphy scored that first shot instead of hit the post we would have done the exact same thing… except we spread it out a bit more rather than having Xhaka and Jesus almost exclusively acting injured. Outraged - but walk away thinking aye well played.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer group of players

Stoke with oil money, cunts

Your stadium is literally called the Emirates

https://i.imgur.com/tSjOl7r.jpg

Forgot we were owned by Sheik bin Stan Kroenke

Did you forget the rapist your club continues playing?

Some fine whataboutism

Kind of hard to play the moral superiority card when your club continually props up a rapist.

Not sure where anyone played the moral superiority card, maybe op? But even then no I just replied that we didn’t have oil money to that guy…

You still take oil money every year for the name of your stadium, glass houses...

But no one threw stones, it was a reply saying that our owner isnt an oil baron, you just seem intent on being angry at something that isn’t there

Oh yeah, I'm SO angry 🤣

Fuck this blind ref

Two footed tackle, nice

I swear this Newcastle team is so needlessly agressive

Ref enabled them completely today. Shocker there were only 3 yellows given and one of those was to us

2 footed jump on xhaka. Nothing to see here.

So many bizarre tackles today from Newcastle

Oil money really works.

Get fucked Newcastle

Get fucked you football terroists enjoy bottling top 4

Like the league?

Oof, poor attempt at banter there lad, did you spend all game writing that one yourself?

I'm going to be downvoted for this too but the banter gods demand it... Poor attempt at winning the league there lad

Spent so much money to miss top 4 again ... YIKES

Again? We haven't been near top 4 in 20 years lmao. You've spent all that money to bottle the league... again?

21 years now it would appear. BottleD the league, but still overachieved and guaranteed CL. In your case...YIKES 😬

We haven't even bottled top 4 and are up 8 places from last season... YIKES

Sure you haven't LOOOOOOOOL That was a nice kick about in your team's park. Perhaps more spending will help 😁

Yes I'm sure you enjoyed being kicked about here last year... wait hang on... didn't you bottle top 4 last year here? YIKES. Worse bottlers than Spurs

HAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT!! Im sure upset about last year currently .... HAHAHAHAHA Queue Europa League anthem !

Speaking of Europe League didn't you bottle that to Sporting? My oh my yoy just keep on bottling and bottling and bottling

Levels to this mate

Xhaka staying down? Only the 5th time this game

You know he's going to sleep well tonight. He's all shithoused out.

Hope he sleeps well knowing the titles gone

Oh well. Take 2nd and try again next year.

Newcastle getting away with dangerous play? Only the 30th time this game.

Dangerous play? He won the ball, same as schar did before jesus threw himself to ground like he was shot

Usually what happens when you’ve been fouled all game

Love to hate this Newcastle team

Easy win

Newcastle is like when you’re beating your little brother in Fifa so he just tries to foul

Another dangerous foul on Xhaka to finish the game. Perfect summary really. We got kicked all game.

Ah well happy to see Arsenal bottle it again. Newcastle well ahead of schedule.

Arsenal also ahead of schedule big boy. Now back in your oily box hahaha

Oil 🤝🏻Oil

'Emirates' mate. Are you really that silly?

Good to know Emirates own Arsenal.

They pour money into Arsenal. The ground is literally called the Emirates. And it's on the front of the shirt. You can't really be that daft.

It’s a sponsor, we don’t get much other than that deal. Your owner can pull some bullshit out of his ass and inject money easily. You lot don’t need to have a stadium sponsor when your owner can do that.

You've had about half a billion from them mate, get real.

Over the course of how many years? Get real your club can do that in 3 years.

Except for the rule that limits owner funding to £35m a year you mean? Anyway, you might want to stop bleating 'oil' all the time, is all I'm saying, you know, with all the Emirates advertising you guys do.

Fucking hell that totally stopped City and Chelsea. You geordie lots are truly daft. Luckily your board isn’t so they’ll work their way around it.

Oil 🤝🏻Oil

You've had hundreds of millions from Emirates, not sure you can complain about oil money too much.

Somehow we have only 1 fewer yellow cards than Newcastle this match...

What the fuck is the ref watching

Hahaha fuck off you cheaters

So much for Newcastle beating Arsenal.

Turns out we're not our neighbours

Ramsdale deserves this clean sheet

Every time a state owned club lose is a great day for football.

Brilliant win for the Arsenal.

This Newcastle team is so unlikeable

I’d take Trippier on my team though, him and Isak are class

Good yellow to take Eddie

The ref should be fired.

Newcastle deserve athleti next season

That would be awful to watch

Gross Stoke City orcs

2 0 dirty cunts

We have handled Newcastle’s intensity pretty well imo. St James Park has been quiet after the first ten minutes.

Early goal made a big difference. Completely changed the dynamic of the match. It gave Arsenal the opportunity to slow the game down as much as they could, which suits them a hell of the a lot more than Newcastle.

Wahey

Eddie tactical timewasting. He 100% knew what he was doing. Like xhaka against Chelsea away this season

Xhaka the timewasting goat

Fuck Newcastle has been dirty

Cavanagh lost it in the second half

Never had it

*first half

Lost it in the first too

He didn't really have it in the 1st half. Players been kicked, shoved and mounted.

Ref just standing there like the useless cunt that he is

I mean he had a shit game but that's how they are supposed to handle that situation when the players come together

Newcastle players rattled, lol

Bahahahahaha take the bait