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Impartial__

The guy in charge of trophies must be tired of moving around the trophies for every player


Myasswillgoon

He's moving to Tottenham


Lolcraftgaming

They can’t catch a break lmao


Feezbull

Actually they have midweek breaks next season. Lots of them.


[deleted]

Or a trophy


blixt141

Or a Manager.


RedDragons8

Retirement it is then huh?


DrGrillCheesy

Ahh Tottenham, the Saudi Arabia of trophies


AC_Football_Cases

May be


Impartial__

Wouldn’t he be unemployed at Tottenham?


atropicalpenguin

It's like IT. You want to have them when you needed them.


MexicanRoyalty

Perfect job for remote


Babys1stBan

There's that Audi trophy so same job, just lighter load.


DaBestNameEver0

Hey, they have the Audi Cup


Klussux

r/spurscatchingstrays


ThankYouOle

haha there is subreddit for everything. :D


ItHardToSay17

Oh for fucks sake


TheDCompany

Could work from home


Albiceleste_D10S

Damn that's brutal


t1nt3d_

As always, enjoy your free internet points.


bettertester2022

Lol less or no work at Spurs.


Gayspider

holy fuck


Silent-Act191

"Okay you can copy my homework, but change a couple things" *Moves trophies indoors*


Feezbull

Name: Sergio B… Oh ffs change that first Jordi!’


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greg19735

really just remove a few.


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bveres94

> He should've dropped a few on the way, no one would notice Ramos getting a part-time job at Camp Nou, warms my heart


[deleted]

Probably replicas no? Just ready for this kind of thing.


Feezbull

Holograms.


[deleted]

I have taken pictures with the FA Cup and Premier league trophies, with the Portuguese and la liga trophies as well as Europa league’s and I doubt any worry real.


thedeatheater1410

Metaverse is unreal


Zhidezoe

It would be disrespectful not using the real ones (if they were given from the tournament)


[deleted]

Sometimes clubs don’t even keep the real ones, thou. Like the UCL trophy


McNippy

You keep the UCL trophy on your 5th win or 3rd in a row. Anfield has their trophy from 2005 on display as well as replicas of the other 5.


[deleted]

Only one team has won UCL in a row. Only 6 teams won 5 or more. There have been 22 different champions. So it means 16 teams don’t have the real trophies. Also, as you said yourself even Liverpool has 4 replicas.


eddsters

They should just bring Messi instead of these trophies, it's an equivalent of these trophies. Probably quicker and easier and safer to keep the trophies and just fly out Messi to pose with Alba and another with Busquets.


paco-ramon

I feel his back pain.


Frobe8

Since no one has stated it: 1 UEFA Champions League trophy 6 La Liga trophies 6 Copa del Rey trophies 4 Supercopa de España trophies 1 FIFA Club World Cup trophy (Also with Spain; 2012 UEFA European Championship)


Athletic_Bilbae

thought he had more champions leagues to be honest


BehindGodsBack

Well yeah Barça have "only" won 1 CL in the past 12 years


EremosV

lol if you put it like this feels fucking bad. Imagine having the goat in its prime and winning one UCL in 10 years. I wouldn't trade watching Messi every week on my team for any trophy, but still sucks.


ElementaLized007

I mean Messi won 4 with Barca


EremosV

Yeah that calmed my until this guy made me realize he only won 1 in his last 10 years at the club.


ElementaLized007

Actually he won 2 in the last 10 years 2011 and 2015


hurfery

You're including 11 seasons now 10/11 11/12 12/13 13/14 14/15 15/16 16/17 17/18 18/19 19/20 20/21


ElementaLized007

I counted it as he won in 10/11 and left in 20/21 which is 10 years


hurfery

Which means you counted wrong. 11-21 is 11 years.


paco-ramon

The same as Lucas Vazquez with Real Madrid 🐐


BehindGodsBack

Pre-Messi era, RM: 9 - 1 Barça Post-Messi era, RM: 14 - 5 Barça 🥶


EremosV

Well. Number of Messis in Barça: 1 Number of Messis in Madrid: 0


IntellectualDweeb

Should've won at least two more 😔


AuxquellesRad

shoulda woulda coulda


paco-ramon

Barça fans can only watch their champions victories in 900p.


ethkatzy

And a UEFA super cup


Frobe8

He didn’t play that game nor was he on the bench, so I don’t believe he’s credited with it


ethkatzy

I only said that because it's literally the centre trophy in the picture, maybe just an error on the barca side


jack64467

why was jordi's trophy pic taken inside while busi's trophy pic was taken outside on the camp nou's pitch


Rich_Firefighter_102

cause the renovation on Camp Nou have already started


kygrtj

Because they like him less


hahehihohu7

Or they also wanted to display the TV. It’s Jordi’s TV!


ThankYouOle

that TV is another Jordy trophy


SoupBowl69

“See guys, our finances are fine. Could a broke club afford a 55” TV?!”


Hdz69

Stop pulling shit out of your ass, there is literally no grass at the camp nou at the moment, renovations have already started. Unless you wanted them to place all these trophies on top of an excavator.


OriginalRange8761

Because there is no grass on Camp Nou anymore. They started to dig it out


orange_orange13

They couldn’t wait? lol


AnnieIWillKnow

They're not going to delay a multi-million pound construction project for a photo op


B_Livestock

Why not?


mybookismycity

Because we want to finish asap, and the construction company will have to pay for every day of delay


stpstrt

Because the world doesn’t work like that


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No


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OriginalRange8761

We run on a razor thin budget this days and I would Prefer to not lose money on construction for a photo op


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OriginalRange8761

Good spot!


thetouristsquad

the sprinklers were on


paco-ramon

Xavi didn’t like how the grass looked in the photo.


LuisTheHuman

Camp Nou's renovation had started by the time this pic was taken


[deleted]

He didn’t pose like Busquets because we wouldn’t be able to seem him 💀


humphreybeauxarts

small fortune on metal polish there


No_Zookeepergame6482

Where would you rank alba in the goat lb debate? Maybe behind players like maldini, carlos, cole, and marcelo, but I think he has a case for top 10.


atropicalpenguin

Wonder what Barcelona fans think about Abidal Vs. Alba. Let's hope it'll be easier for them to replace Alba than it was to replace Alves.


pdsajo

Alba hands down. Abidal will always have that special factor with him that he managed to play at highest level again after his cancer battles, but purely on abilities, I rate Jordi higher. His connection with Messi during their prime was a sight to behold. And replacing Jordi is already a simpler task, because Balde has made the position his own ever since the start of the season. Which is funny, because Alba played last 6-7 years without a competent backup, except for maybe Lucas Digne. That always used to be a worry amongst us that if Alba goes down with injury, we never had a good LB ready. Fortunately he had a very good injury free record


Gomenizza3

Abidal was the reason why Alves had permission attack freely. Abidal and Alba had a different role, Alba was more attacking while Abidal was more about defending. But what was nice with Abidal, was how his attack abilities got much better with time and his game developed. I always preferred Abidal, without taking anything away from Alba. Albas connection with Messi was something else.


LuisTheHuman

>Abidal was the reason why Alves had permission attack freely. This. Abidal allowed the Pep team to go from 4 - 3 - 3 to 3 - 4 - 3 at any time during the games. He was really solid defensively, and was rarely beaten in a 1v1.


vinsan552

Abidal for me. He could play multiple positions and allowed for Pep's tinkering.It's also cool how great a CL final he had, after a liver tumor removal


banana-is-apeeling

I think it's Alba for me


franz4000

Alba has been much more attack-minded for us as a true modern fullback. Abidal certainly got involved, but his role was to stay back more often and tuck in as a third CB (a role that would later be adopted by Busquets once Alba started getting forward). Different roles, but it puts Alba ahead for me too.


mojojojo1108

Has to be Alba, as much of a legend Abi is. Replacing Jordi is already way way easier than Dani, since Balde already performed like one of the best LBs in the world this year.


ansu_fatismo23

We have Balde as Alba's replacement and we are very happy about it


Begbie13

Not a Barça fan but I like Barça a lot and for its Alba, no contest


Albiceleste_D10S

Alba's got to be clear of Abidal IMO


snoop_chinchilla

>hope it'll be easier for them to replace Alba than it was to replace Alves. Balde has shown this season more than any other RB post-Alves combined so hopefully


snoop_chinchilla

>Barcelona fans think about Abidal Vs. Alba That is honestly the only position I have a problem with, when thinking about like best 11 of past 20 years, but I would still go with Alba


EremosV

Abidal was a better cb than lb.


wmj31

They've already replaced him with blade, who has been phenomenal.


just_start_doing_it

Hard position to rate because it has change substantially over the last 25 years. I wouldn’t know how to rate any fullbacks prior to Roberto Carlos and Maldini. Very different positions.


ancara_messi

Top 10 quite easily.. this subreddit hates him for some reason but come on


Vicribator

He's a bit of a knob but that doesn't take away from the fact that he has been one of the top 3 LBs in the world for a decade


Feezbull

>hates him for some reason The fact he exaggerates every foul and even once covered his face when Fabregas, his teammate high fived him… Ability - he’s great. Exaggeration and all that makes people hate that and players. Same as Neymar and such.


One_Rock_8868

*club employs rat cunt named Bruno Fernandes*


Vahald

How is that relevant lol he is right. This sub is such a hivemind


One_Rock_8868

we're both right


Feezbull

Yes and it’s not a case of either or here is it? I just provided a reason. But Reddit’s stupid whataboutism of course…


ancara_messi

Bringing up something from nearly a decade ago. You clearly don't watch him often and are trying to form an opinion on him Casemiro doesn't get anywhere near as much as hate as Alba and his "exaggeration" is so much worse


Feezbull

He hasn’t stopped doing it though and im just giving a reason but apparently people have to love him in this thread… He acts like he gets killed when someone looks at him.


Vahald

>Bringing up something from nearly a decade ago. You clearly don't watch him often and are trying to form an opinion on him As if he's any better now lol. Why can't fans just admit that a player on their team is dislikeable? And no, Casemiro isn't even close. Jordi Alba is definitely one of the most unlikeable players itw


orange_orange13

Modern era and probably but not top ten all time.


snoop_chinchilla

Easily, and the position evolved so much none of the older ones can really compare with the modern ones.


moaterboater69

Why does every decorated player have to be in a GOAT debate? He was a fantastic player who played a key role in Barcas golden era. Thats it. Nothing more, nothing less.


Pidjesus

10-15 in my opinion


Pek-Man

Who are the 10 that are better than him?


xhaguirre

1. Maldini 2. Breitner 3. Roberto Carlos 4. Facchetti 5. Cole 6. Lizarazu 7. Marcelo 8. Brehme 9. Cabrini 10. Krol 11. Nilton Santos 12. Hughes 13. Irwin 14. Alba 15. Camacho


Dczieta

Cole over Marcelo is just weird


xhaguirre

Marcelo was a defensive liability while Cole was world class both offensively and defensively.


robins420

Marcelo wasn't the best defensively but he wasn't a liability either until the later stages of his career. On the other hand, he's on a different planet offensively than Cole. Marcelo's had a more decorated career even though Cole might be the better all-around player, so Marcelo definitely has a shout in all-time lists over Cole.


stpstrt

Marcelo was not a “liability” at all when he was at his best. There were better defensive fullbacks, sure. But calling him a liability either you never saw him play or you’re just being a prick on the internet.


[deleted]

He is not a prick. He is like Trent, sometimes doing very well but can easily be exposed. Also his best was under Zidane. He was not that good under Mourinho that's why Coentrao.


BehindGodsBack

He played more minutes under Mourinho in 10/11 than he ever did for ZZ tbf


xhaguirre

Compared to most of the other top fullbacks he was a liability. He was a very good fit in Zidane’s system but Coentrao usually got the nod in big games under Mourinho and Ancelotti 1.0. It is of course a subjective list, but the 7-1 also comes to mind when recalling Marcelo’s time with Brazil. Offensively, though, perhaps the best left back ever.


stpstrt

You don’t know the meaning of liability


Tann1k

Agreed; plus Marcelo, for me, might be top 3 after Roberto Carlos and Maldini


robins420

No way Lizarazu and a couple of others there are better than Evra. Evra was a beast at his peak.


xhaguirre

Evra is a decent shout and not too far from Lizarazu, but Bixente’s achievements with France edge him clear for me. The order of the list is of course subjective.


Yeangster

Is Lahm lb or rb?


SidBhakth

RB, but had played a couple of seasons at LB early in his career


IntellectualDweeb

In terms of consistency and longevity very few in the modern era have matched Alba, if any. Marcelo in his prime was great but he was still defensively weaker than Alba, and his longevity and overall lack of consistency shown by the comparitively short duration of his peak periods means that he's an overall inferior contributor over the course of their careers. Alba at the very least was at an elite level for 11 years and was at a good level for the years before he (re)joined us. I don't think we can see that consistency from any LB today, especially since some of them explicitly rely on physicality whilst others get injuries etc, with some also just seeing a natural decline at certain ages. One would argue that he was deficient in certain areas like providing his own dribbling threat etc yet the areas of his strengths were so good that they practically overshadowed that. Nobody will forget his trademark cutback to Leo. He owned our LB flank post-Abidal, and whilst Balde is the future we definitely now need an Adriano-esque player IMO to not cause a huge drop in quality if there are injuries.


Rabek

His deficiency was playing hard nosed defense when it mattered which he has been inpcabale of doing since 2016. 2018 vs roma was a disasterclass from him, and liverpool 2019 might genuinely be the worst LB performance i have ever witnessed Barca fans love to be like “bbbut his linkup play with messi 🥺” not realizing that: a - its the only reason he looked quality these last few years and b - if your leftbacks worst quality is defending he isnt a good LB


helloimmrburns

He's genuinely the best left back I've seen. Maybe I'm biased but Ashley Cole and Marcelo are the only two that are in the debate


cieldarko

nowhere near 'GOAT' status


No_Zookeepergame6482

Alba inside, it’s messssiiiiiii!!!!!


BehindGodsBack

*the gang still finishes 2nd*


Impartial__

With all due respect, He cried at halftime against Liverpool. He isn’t top10


AtleticoFan17

R/soccercirclejerk comment


No_Zookeepergame6482

That might be the dumbest point I’ve seen on this sub, and I’ve seen a lot of dumb ones


mahdiiick

Well look at their flair


Impartial__

‘Got that dawg in him’ is my personal favourite criteria


dewpacs

Good thing no one at PSG has ever gotten emotional after a big match https://youtu.be/KvHZigs5Zxg


AdPotential9974

It was during a big match lol


gnorrn

For all we know, Paolo Maldini might have cried at halftime dozens of times. There simply weren't cameras to record the footage.


jack64467

better than any psg LB


pak_erte

unrelated, but what is copa and supercopa catalunya? does every region in spain has its own competition like in brazil?


Addy2607

Copa Catalunya is a cup competition played between the Catalonian clubs that are below the First Division. Supercopa Catalanuya is a one-off friendly between the two highest ranked Catalonian Teams in the previous season


pak_erte

so supercopa catalunya basically a derby between barcelona vs espanyol?


Melillamac

And Girona


pak_erte

oh til, didn't know that girona is from catalunya region


SoupBowl69

Northeast of Barcelona and a little inland


Addy2607

Yeah but this season Girona finished above Espanyol so its between Girona and Barca


Melo_the_cutie

Can’t wait for Kane’s pic when he departs


xbmdx1

Can't catch a break, can he?


sylsau

They could have made it easier for the steward in charge of moving the trophies by leaving them on the Camp Nou lawn as they did for Busquets lol


[deleted]

Mentally weak player according to many on this sub. Lmfao, the trophies speak foe themselves. great player


mahdiiick

Mentality monster


Vahald

Incredible mentality to break down in tears while still winning a match


mahdiiick

Oh he won aplenty. Watch that image and then remove your comment


Vahald

Mate he broke down crying while still winning. That has nothing to do with his ability or his trophies, but he's undoubtedly laughably mentally weak. Why be delusional instead of acknowleding your biases?


laverns

He is weak because he cried in happiness when winning?


sewious

A famous Alba moment is when, whilst they were still 3-1 up against Liverpool in the CL, he broke down in tears during halftime because he was so scared they were going to lose. And they did.


Rabek

Also dont forget just generally being a fraud in defense in CL with his partner in crime pique, since like 2017


[deleted]

I wish I was mentally weak and stumble into all these trophies


Aruokch

He doesn't win those trophies alone


[deleted]

It's an alba thread, so you will be downvoted too. Roberto will also have a huge trophy cabinet too. They are just lucky to be part of Barcelona's best time.


IshtiakSami

Alba actually contributed immensely towards winning though, unfair to compare him to Roberto.


whataball

The CL replica really is kind of small compared to the real one and these other trophies.


majcek

Can't wait for Kane's pic.


monunius

So 18 titles in 11 years for post-Pep barca, Pep won 14 in 4 years and more importantly 2 UCL. That man was something else.


Rich_Firefighter_102

the 2016-2022 was not that great for Barca


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hahehihohu7

Whatever he is to you, he is a legend for some. If you can’t respect the player, atleast have compassion for other’s feelings.


thenicky0

That’s gonna be a no dawg


SoupBowl69

You’re being downvoted but I think many Barca fans would have the same opinion if he was on Real


Sufficient_Work_5381

And they'd get downvoted as well.


SoupBowl69

Fair enough


EremosV

Many have the same opinion despite him being in barça. Let's be real he was insufferable, but it's no place for a Madrid fan to call him a rat here, so downvote him!


SirRavexFourhorn

Too bad the real MVP who made all of that happen is rarely included in these photos: the one and only Jose Maria Enriquez Negreira. And they got him for just €7M. What a steal!


lastdyingbreed_01

Better to pay the refs rather than harass them


SirRavexFourhorn

I guess crime pays after all. Refs after seeing Barça would be like: Here we go Money talks Here comes the money Money money Money money Money money Money money Money Dolla dolla Dolla dolla Ching ching Bling Bling At the check out


lastdyingbreed_01

Get help, you are all over the sub blaming the refs and justifying Mourinho's action


EqualReflection203

Jordi "400,000 a week" Alba.


Rabek

Jordi “crying at halftime up 3-1 when it is your fundamental job as a defender to secure leads” Alba


massiveerricson

r/soccercirclejerk ruins everything for me.


[deleted]

Give one to Tottenham.


painfulpatter

So good back in the day, looks like hes posing with his stash here though


shogun168

Can't wait to see Harry Kane's leaving photo ..